#so bitter like wtf

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples #Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong #It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears #What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter #Fennelposting #My partner has an inverse autism to mine #Which at one point we called dog and cat autism #Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES #PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE #And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants #Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow #Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people #White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself #'I Would Be Honored Thank You.' #Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao #Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.' #Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'

[perfectlysunny02]

Why did your husband marry you?

cause i’m hot asf. next.

#if y’all are gonna be mean at least say it from your accounts #like wtf #im happy and thriving and so is my husband #be bitter else where

[repurposedmeatlocker]

Why is it that so few places that offer coffee in the USA cannot make a single good coffee?

#I'm serious #I haven't been to too many places out of the country but when I went to italy and go to argentina every shop makes coffee so good #like not just plain coffee but any type on the menu tastes real good and not bitter at all with the right amount of milk #yet the usa it is like gambling like wtf #and the good coffee places are always pricier too like come on ffs #squack

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

I'm sure these too things are a total coincidence and have nooothing to do with each other. 🙄🙄🙄

Btw, Ze wanted to visit together with Blinken.

So ... WTF, ISRAEL?!?!? Really? You not only miss out on such great, awesome opportunity (Ze and Blinken visiting together would have been a hell of a message) ... you also treat Ze like that after everything?!

Yeah, no. That's a bad look. There was no need to say it like that, too. That's just a very, very dumb decision.

#and yes of course im also kinda glad that ze didnt get into any danger #maks probably almost got a heart attack when he heard about zes plans #but its probanly not a coincidence either that ze wanted to travel with blinken #he literally couldn't be more safe #so here is me hoping that maybe the extremly earlier video today and biden visiting on wednesday means israel changed their mind #and ze is accompanying biden #because honestly wtf #olena was fine for a visit but they ditch ze now like that?!?!? #maybe just maybe give a fuck about putin for once #and be happy about zes support and accept it #its also probably very bitter for ze if you remember he wanted to study in israel #and I think part of his family lives or lived there??? something like that??? #not to mention all the antisemitism against him... #yeah this was a pretty shitty move israel #at least come up with a better wording for not allowing him to come #not the right time ... and when for the fuck is the right time?!?!?! #also really israel?! calling putin who is responsible for what happened?!? really?!?!?!?!?

[gigglecoffin]

BLOCKING ANONS

hey everyone just a little heads about the little shits just bombarding us in our inboxes that you can block them. plz dont give them the time of day and just block/report them

if you get an anon acting up just click the 3 little dots up top before replying

#like you anaons are so bitter wtf

[sevicia]

"I'm not a transphobe but only a small percentage of trans people are actually trans not to mention being trans is a trend RN, and I would like for the trans community to come up with an answer as to why so many people are detransitioning if being trans isn't a trend" Girl do u hear yourself rn like be serious ⁉️

#this girl was a detransitioner too like wtf are we supposed to do... #it's literally no one's fault that you got confused or w/e like no one held a gun to your head and told you 2 transition #I've seen people online act like others will peer pressure (⁉️) young teens into being lgbt like UM ? #my first two tags sound mean as hell like 😭 I'm actually sorry and all that you made a decision you came to regret #like that obviously sucks. but you're being so bitter and calling other trans ppl fake #because YOU wasn't able to figure yourself out #(sorry IDK if it's weren't or wasn't)

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

every time I remember that article that went into how blatantly darren aronofsky ripped off perfect blue in not one but two widely distributed high budget films, and how satoshi kon was aware of it and understandably upset but couldn’t really do anything, I just get so fucking mad.

and the way aronofsky had the audacity to flipflop between downplaying the existence of any influence at all or calling it “homage.” which the latter is frankly laughable. is it homage, really, if you’re stealing the work of a lesser known and struggling contemporary who you never even credit unless people call you on your shit?

#it’s so unethical and creatively bankrupt wtf #and like! I’m inferring shit here for sure but satoshi kon died a week before black swan’s release #like if he was upset and bitter about requiem for a dream… black swan was so much worse #perfect blue #I ramble sometimes #it’s just. white directors treating anime like raw material they can rip off has been such a problem ugh

[fu-cough]

ADRIEN DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH PLEASE LET HIM KNOW THE TRUTH HE DESERVES TO PARTICIPATE IN DEFEATING HIS FATHER PLEASE I AM BEGGING

#ml spoilers #ml s5 finale #ml recreation #HE WASN'T EVEN IN THE FINALE WTF #LIKE #NO #MARINETTE SLAYS BUT I AM SO BITTER ABOUT ADRIEN NOT BEING THERE #ml s5 finale spoilers

[thotsfortherapy]

i used to be really nervous about going back to my hometown because ‘what if i run into someone i don’t like‘ but like. the few times that has happened the people who have done be dirty have just 100% ignored me/run away from me. even despite me trying to be like heyyy. lol. which i guess means im a lot more confrontational than other ppl....

#lowkey bothers me though cause im like bruh you were so rude to me in highschool and youre gonna act like im the bad guy........ #can you just own up to it and we can get it over with?? now it's awkward!!! #like im so down to have a positive interaction and not have to have this bitter taste in my mouth anymore.. #also the way that multiple of these ppl work at a starbucks that i frequent #and had to take my order #LIKE I GAVE YOU MY NAME YOU OBVIOUSLY RECOGNIZE ME #idk i feel like if it were my me i would just apologize and get it over with #cy says stuff #personal #truth is i am a lot better with confrontation than other ppl but that's cause i was forced to learn those skills at a younger age.. #it is kind of cringe that ppl don't wanna face their past or own up to their past mistakes ngl #anyways... my friend invited me to go to starbucks tomorrow and i am probably gonna run into the same girl who would spread rumors about me #and constantly update me on my ex despite me asking her not to #and also called me stupid for not doing well on a quiz i literally wasn't there for........ #thing is no one liked her i was just nice to her cause i am a nice person.. and then she was so mean to me... like wtf... #and when i told her i didnt want to sit next to her anymore cause she was mean to me she started bawling #like damn girl okay i still dont want to be your friend though cause you kind of suck #and i guess she still holds that against me to this day lol. or at least the last time i saw her which was like. december #anyways im hella jetlagged and i woke up at midnight again. intrusive thoughts go brr #it'll be fine i am strong

[freebooter4ever]

Lmao it finally happened, after two years in this industry ive been put on a project with a direct connection to one of my faves

#Journal shit #I feel zero excitement im just angry and bitter at all of it #IRONICALLY it tangentially has its own tag on my blog here #And the only reason i know anything backstory or whatever about this project is cause of my favorite guy LOL #I aked italianikisix if the code name was a reference to [blank] and he was like yeah and i felt so proud to have got the reference #Usually we get code names and im just like wtf this makes no sense

[killerchickadee]

Like, you try not to be resentful and bitter that everyone else is spending time with their family right now, and you're just chilling alone in your apartment as always. Like. That's an effort.

But sometimes it isn't easy.

But you try anyway cause you don't want to be That Guy and also being resentful and bitter doesn't do you any good.

#but you're still a little resentful and bitter #lol apparently my dad wanted to visit my sister and niece and she told him off for saying absolutely nothing when our maternal grandma died #she said she made him cry which i do feel bad about cause the dude's 75 years old #but also wtf dude #but also i haven't heard from him since the beginning of november and he's NEVER ONCE offered to visit me #like literally never in my entire life #also in the uhhh 15? years since i left home my mom's come to visit me like 4 times? #and only once in the last 6 years #so.... yeah actually i am resentful and bitter lol #so seeing everyone's social media posts about happy family time is a fucking bummer

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#ya kno those days where its like. nothings wrong but if anything changes unexpectedly i will lose #my fucking mind. the threads holding me back from having a total freakout meltdown are old and frayed #my brain needs to shut thr fuck up is what im saying #ive got thr hysteria wah >:-[ #i swear to christ. if i have to fucking drive to the other uni tomorrow #me via emails should i pick things up tomorrow? should i dedicate my fucking weekend to making sure things work right and then roll that #straight into 2weeks of watering schedule hell? is that i thing i should do? #i mean at least there wouldnt b ppl there bc spring break but ay the bitterness. im full of black bile #i hate it here. and i cant stop #im being so dramatic. jesus christ. i fucked up my timesheet from like a month ago and have to fill out a sheet to fix it. it just makes #me want to lay on the floor and wail like a toddler. its fucking hard enough to get my brain to fill out my timesheets. and i just streight #up dont fill out reimbursement sheets bc idk money stuff is so upsetting for me to think abt i would rather just take the loss #just so i dont have to think abt it. how much money have i lost in that way? best not to think abt it #my fucking time sheets r a lie anyway. i used to do like 10hr days 6days a week while a part time employee after i got my masters #bc it took them like 6months to hire me and itd like wtf else am i gonna do with my time #and that is how u build resentment. no one makes me do these things. its just how it has to be according to the fucking annoying rules in #my brain. terrible and irrational and annoying. i just wanna leave #and i do have to fucking drive tomorrow. cool cool cool #and i have to wait for my boss to approve comments so i can submit this paper and idk how long yhstll take or when itll happen #bc she was doing field work until apparently 9pm yesterday idk whats happening but im supposed to meet with her tomorrow #but i dont wanna. like whats the point. i can find things to do and meeting just makes me feel bad bc im just tired and sick of this #and shes so nice and enthusiastic and i just cant match thst energy anymore. she texted me last week at like 8pm to ask how i was #and i was like ??? what do u want from me? what did i fuck up that made it obvious im not ok? #and she said she was just interested in how i was so i was like ok im fine. no elaborate bc like what do u want from me? i dont understand #but idk shes got a lot to deal with bc she moved schools this semester so her life is probably infinitly more stressful than mine rn #im just laying in a field of burnout and i wanna leave but i have to wait at least 4-5 months #whatever i need to get a bunch of materials together for an undergrad bc i said id give her advice abt reaching out for a masters #bleh im tired and sad. its probably in part hormones bc my body hates me rip #whatever. itll b fine. one more project to check off the list #unrelated

[lastoneout]

so I have a new music playlist that I remake once in a while that’s just all of the new music I’ve added to my library bcs that’s usually what I want to listen to, and like most songs get changed out but some do just linger and stay in rotation, you know?

anyway Inferno by Mrs Green Apple has been on my new music playlist for nearly three straight years now, so I think it’s safe to say it’s probably my new favorite song

#according to itunes/apple music I have listened to it 175 times #I feel like it's more but that's not counting youtube listens or when I've watched the fire force op so #apparently I've listened to my other two favorite songs nearly 300 times #bitter water by the oh hellos is at 271 listens #and folkin' around by p!atd is at like #296 JESUS WTF #Text

[emi1y]

Emily's "Use Up My Leftover Mixers" Cocktail:

3 oz of that weird gin that I'm trying to get rid of as fast as possible

2 ish oz of schweppes tonic water

Wanted to use more tonic water but that bottle ran out, so also used another 2 oz of fever tree tonic water

However much is left of that guava juice that i opened forever ago

Some orange juice leftover from when I was sick and I'm not going to drink it on its own but there's so much of it left still

At this point the glass is full, so drink some to make space in the glass for ice. When you taste it, realize there's something missing so just try throwing in whatever you've got lying around. My inspiration was "first things I saw on the top shelf of my fridge"

Like a little vermouth because i forgot what it tasted like so I took a sip and was like, yeah sure whatever

A few splashes of orange bitters because I'm so obsessed with it I've been adding it to every drink i make

#I DIDNT REALIZE UOU COULD GET BITTERS AT WALMART!!! i got the first bottle of just ''aromatic bitters'' whatever the fuck that means. #i got it at the liquor store and it was like $15 and then at walmart it was only $7 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so now i have both:) #for context. pennsylvanias liquor laws are INSANE like. one of the strictest states in the entire country #its gotten better recently but still not great like you can only buy hard liquor at state owned Fine Wine And Good Spirits stores. #but those stores CANT sell beer. #and then some places like grocery stores have recently been allowed to get a license that lets them sell beer and wine but only between #certain hours and they still can't sell any spirits #but anyway it all loops back to apparently walmart can sell bitters because theres a low enough alcohol content ? #and i think SOME walmarts have a license to sell actual alcohol but not the one near me. #emily.docx

[the-storming-sea]

i hope jove and thalassia’s relationship was the exact same as klavier and apollo’s relationship

#thestormingsea posts #jove: **opens his mouth** #thalassia: you're so stupid. i like that in a man #also you cannot tell me that what im calling the 'gramarye temper' isnt real #bitterness runs in that family and that includes thalassia and trucy definitely #trucy is the only one who doesnt have it as bad because shes the only one with a decent life-long parent figure #speaking of which can we talk about how magnifre or whatever the fuck his name was a god awful parent and mentor #like we talk about how zak was awful for abandoning trucy but magni fucked him and valant up #he literally gaslight gatekeeped girlbossed all his students/his own fucking daughter and then died #he let his student/son in law think he killed his wife for years #doing stunts that he encouraged them to do #girl wtf

[perenlop]

til that people think moondancer mlp is so toxic that she would absolutely be in a toxic relationship with starlight glimmer this is so normal

#yeah she shouldnt have let twilights rejection consume her and i think the episode couldve mentioned that #but like its so so bizzare to me shes literally so low stakes??? #but in nextgens we gotta make her prone to toxic relationships and be abused or abusive bc shes so bitter and mean or something #like hello. hello. #and starlight specifically. i do have issues w her redemption but these two didnt even interact #but apparently theyre a good pair for abuse nextgen pairs??? #she is a pony that was sad her friend didnt go to her party and took it too personally oh my GOD wtf #i mean i knew of one bc it kept getting recommended to me and i saw another and this is. a thing ig