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#so done with it
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Me: ooh, let's watch a stupid movie so we can make fun of it.
Sister: yeah! What about "Twilight?"
Me: I said let's watch a movie, not torture ourselves.
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Pity me and many of my fellow Brits today forced into yet another empty over priced ceremony for an institution that should have ended decades ago.
Many people in Britain are going without food, unable to heat their houses, our rivers are full of sewage, our politicians immoral elitist scroungers and this unelected billionaire is asking for our deference and for people to volunteer for their communities whilst he parades around in a gold carriage as if the country isn’t running on volunteer food banks and low paid nurses and teachers.
F*ck the monarchy!
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seriemorder · 5 months
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is christmas over when will christmas be over can christmas be over already
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littlecutiexox · 2 years
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I know healing takes a long time but god I’m tired of being a mess
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queenofwoldrans · 2 years
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My car was really living up to his name Luci today. Aka Lucifer 🙃
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shoomlah · 7 months
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
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greykolla-art · 2 months
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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seveneyesoup · 1 month
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littlelightfish · 13 days
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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stil-lindigo · 11 months
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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
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curioscurio · 4 months
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The Nefarious Anglerfish
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bellwethers · 1 month
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Tough.
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astrallar · 7 months
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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks
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suiheisen · 1 month
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my negative rizz loser boy who you’d think was combatting the sirens’ song by completely killing the vibe but was actually just trying to sing along with them because he’s a ✨fanboy✨
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izzenithal · 4 months
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Percy “Has Been Waiting to Use This Meme as an Excuse” Jackson, and Annabeth “Never Seen a Meme” Chase
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