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#so far Grinp's giving off this vibe like he wants so badly to throw hands
majorxmaggiexboy · 4 years
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okay now i’m at the part where apparently Grinp’s come off of his “ohmygodiminlove” high and is back to being a Sad Boi(tm) and he’s like “i don’t WANT to be all drugged up and forget everything bc it’s interfering with figuring out how to enact a Murderous Revenge Plot Against An Unknown Target,,,,u right i totally need to take this medicine before i go absolutely feral from unspeakable agony but DAMMIT this is FRUSTRATING”
and then Ursus comes in and he’s like “pls take your drugs so you can go out on stage and do your part of this show where we talk about how much of a freak you are and let people laugh at you in exchange for money “
and Grinp’s like “DAD. You wouldn’t happen to know who messed up my face and have just been withholding that information for years, right?”
and the dad’s like “..........................shut up pls take ur drugs and go reenact falling in love with ur adoptive sister, which im sure isn’t awkward or strenuous on y’all’s relationship at all”
and Dea’s just sitting there looking like that one shot in the first Thor movie where Odin’s screaming at Thor and Loki’s making that face like when you’re in about fifth grade or so and you’re at a friend’s house and their mom starts yelling at them
and also like two minutes ago she and Grinp were having a cuddle and Dea was like “>:} I CAN FEEL UR THOUGHTS” and i can’t tell for sure but i think she’s dead serious and if so maybe That’s something Ursus should be capitalizing on instead of the whole “lol come look at my children lol theyre freaks of nature aren’t they” angle?
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