#so for the smartasses

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀 #edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!! #look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

[6-atlas-6]

Redacted tweets again except they're 10x more unhinged🩷

Most of these were either from or inspired by those bsd tweets on tiktok Ifykyk (yes ik it's not mothers day shhh)

#Idk why I made Tank and David absolutely destroy each other but here we are #these are so fun I'm ngl #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted elliott #redacted darlin #redacted tanker #redacted tank #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted david shaw #redacted milo #redacted milo greer #redacted sunshine #redacted blake #redacted asher #redacted asher talbot #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam collins #redacted sam #redacted caelum #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Fic Ideas

[These are ideas I've had but writer's block has prevented me from actually writing, so I'm releasing them into the world so maybe someone else can write them :] ]

✩ Honey taking Guy to a concert they like - probably punk or metal and getting to teach him how to mosh

✩ Movie night with Freelancer, Gavin, and Caelum

✩ Darlin wrestling with Asher and Milo while they’re all shifted

✩ Ollie introducing Coworker / Mentor to his friend group - or telling said friend group that they’re a couple

✩ The pack setting up a surprise birthday party for David because he would never agree to have one of his own volition

✩ Angel and Babe trying to teach Asher how to cook because maybe David just tried teaching him the wrong way

✩ Elliott and Sunshine reunion - very sappy, very angsty

✩ Darlin explaining how important the term “mate” is to them and what kind of weight it holds in their relationship

✩ Camelopardalis checking in on Baby, just to make sure they’re still doing alright

✩ Asher tricking Milo and Darlin into watching a horror movie

✩ Hush trying to do research on humans and finding outdated, questionable material which leads him to ask Doc weirdly specific clarifying questions on things they’ve never even considered before

✩ Sam explaining to Fred and his progeny that he’s leaving the Solaire clan and offering to take them with him to be their new support system 

✩ Morgan and the seer playing a game of Never Have I Ever / 20 Questions to get to know each other better

✩ Aaron making dinner for Elliott, Sunshine, and Smartass and getting to catch up with all the non-cult stuff that they missed out on

#I have so many thoughts #but me brain doesn't know what a sentence is anymore #also if anyone does write somethin based on these I'd love to read it #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted guy #redacted gavin #redacted caelum #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted ollie #redacted david #redacted elliott #redacted sam #redacted camelopardalis #redacted hush #redacted fred #redacted morgan #redacted aaron #redacted honey #redacted freelancer #redacted darlin #redacted coworker #redacted angel #redacted babe #redacted sunshine #redacted smartass #redacted doc #redacted seer obscura #redacted baby

[arrowfleur]

Redacted couples but condensed

Slight nsfw warning?

Milo and Sweetheart:

Hot flirty strangers

Shade 😟

Hot flirty couple

More shades 😧

Hot flirty couple 2.0

Sam and Darlin’:

I hate my ex but you’re cute. :)

Tragedy 😔.

Sex !🥳

An ex is back.

Tragedy 😔.

YEEHAW sex again!! 😝

Damien and Huxley:

You have a crush on them? I like them too that’s crazy!

Gets traumatised. 😞

You have a crush on me? I like you too that’s crazy!

Vega and warden:

I feel sympathetic for you so I’m going to help you.

No. I feel sympathetic for you so I’m going to help you 👹

😟

Aaron and Smartass:

Ugh my boss is so annoying (sexily)

Ugh my subordinate is so sexy (annoyingly)

We’re no longer coworkers…

SEX WOOHOOOOOO!!!

Guy and Honey:

And they were roommates 🙂

And they were roommates 😏

Vincent and Lovely

A Vampire?!?

A Vampire 😰

A Vampire 🤍

Vampires together 💅

Another Vampire 😰😫?!?!

#i don’t know #tried to write these so they could be read from the perspective of the boy and the listenerrrr #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted vega #redacted warden #redacted darling #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted aaron #redacted smartass #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #arrowsqueue

[capitalisticveins]

Erik fr saw that Smartass had literally the best life out of any listener with a rich ass job, rich ass bf, FINE ass bf, and an amazing house, with no trauma whatsoever, and went “nahhhh”

#i had this in my drafts for like a week now so i dont thimk its a spoiler #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted smartass

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

Too smug for his own good :p

#rick and morty #jerry smith #doofus jerry #//eh #jerrycest #once in a while Jerry make a really smartass comment towards djer and got really so proud of himself (pet himself on the back for hours)

[ryokoaoi]

(Cw: gendered listeners)

silly listener designs

#redacted asmr #redacted fanart #redacted audio #redacted art #redacted sunshine #redacted smartass #redacted bestie #redacted starlight #redacted headcanons #starlight and bestie being twins hc all started because of a #theory of them being the same people lol #so ye #:) #i reuploaded the smartass one since i dont wanna #post these one by one lol

[the-dragon-girl-27]

I'm coping and seething over the new cannon human VY2 design

#vocaloid #doodle #vy2 #gumi #gumi megpoid #look i used gumis AI voice design #~details~ #i dont know if im sad or find this hilarious #a combo of both #also before one of you tries to be a smartass i know the old one is its not his official official design #but it has been officialy aknowlaged and was made for a contest about what his “cannon” look would be so theres that #i want my pink haired emo boy back #mans design is very “its not a phase mom” and it turned out that it was in fact a phase is very funny though #meme art

[sparrowforstarsandsorrow]

Saw this template and these 4 immediately came to mind

#doing maverick was hard because i think hes both dumbass with smartass energy #and smartass with dumbass energy #but #otp: GOD maverick you're so stupid #he does alot of dumbass shit #just ask ice #top gun 1986 #top gun #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #nick goose bradshaw #ron slider kerner #template #headcannons

[wilchur]

It's funny how some people write Arthur as this cocky flirt meanwhile game Arthur literally chickens out of putting his arm around Mary because she moves her shoulder slightly.

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #that scene is just so silly #like i know he acts like a smartass but come on its an obvious front #he's just so self conscious... #*mary voice* oh arthur.......

[sonic-adventure-3]

re: “this is like stealing candy from a baby, which is fine by me!” of shth05; i’m obsessed with the smartasses that’re like “well shadow wasn’t literally saying he’s fine stealing from babies, he just meant that it’s fine that it’s easy” cause that’s like, true, if kind of a downer when you’re making a joke, however it completely misses the context THAT HE’S LITERALLY STEALING FROM A CHILD IN THAT SCENE. HE IS STEALING FROM TAILS. ACTIVELY. THATS TAILS’ SHIP HE’S STEALING FROM. AND SAYS “IT’S LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY”. and the best part is that depending on the route you take, HE’S DOING IT FOR A SECOND TIME. cause in circus park, the infamous DAMN fourth chaos emerald is tails’, having been dislodged from the cyclone, and if you do the neutral path shadow just takes it. if after that you then do mad matrix hero, THEN YOU STEAL AN EMERALD FROM TAILS A SECOND TIME IN THE LEADUP TO LOST IMPACT. HE STEALS FROM THAT CHILD TWICE. AND IT’S EASY AS FUCK

#i found that someone reposted my ��is stealing from children fine actually’ thing to reddit #which is whatever. they credited me and i don’t use reddit so idrc #but of course cause it’s reddit there’s some smartasses um actually-ing in the comments #if you’re gonna um actually me at least know more than i do about what i’m referencing lol #more than anything i simply NEED people to know this information #it’s completely reasonable not to but i wish everyone did #rambles #shth05

[6-atlas-6]

Redacted tweets again cause y'all love them for some reason

(The Elliott picture is a drawing of my design of him I posted a while ago btw)

#If you can't tell I'm running out of ideas #I'm so tired rn 💀 #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted tanker #redacted tank #redacted sam collins #redacted sam #redacted sunshine #redacted elliott #redacted smartass #redacted huxley #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted blake #redacted aaron #redacted sweetheart #redacted warden #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted kody #redacted damien #redacted damn #redacted damn crew #redacted starlight #redacted avior

[kissesformilo]

i just know that milo & davids facial hair has hella blonde spots.

aaron too

*nsfw

#iykyk #tell me im fuckin wrong #ik bc im NOT #SO CANON IM TELLING U #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted aaron #redacted sweetheart #redacted angel #redacted smartass #soupsjournal

[anothersuperstition]

gerard onstage with geoff and the rest of thursday for jet black new year at mcrnj1

09.20.2022

#edited the caption so i wouldn’t get another smartass ‘geoff is in thursday’ comment <3 i know that i’m just stupid and didn’t word it right #gatekeeping my video of the whole song from the second row <3 #anyways this was one of the best moments of my entire life i am not kidding #all i’ve wanted for YEARSSSSS was to see them do this song together #mcr #my chemical romance #mcrnj #gerard way #geoff rickly #thursday #mine #my photos #my show

[zivazivc]

I could imagine Poppy moving in with branch and having her own spot while jd floyd and clay have one

Hmm maybe, tho I imagine Branch moving in with Poppy before the other way around. The bunker would just be his storage or something when/if that happens. I don't think JD would ever live live there because he has Rhonda. And i think Clay continues to live with the put put trolls and Viva after the movie.

@sapphireskeletons told me such a good fucked up headcanon where Branch moves out to go live with Poppy, and JD eventually gets antsy and starts traveling the Hinterlands with Rhonda again. And Floyd ends up all alone in the bunker, feeling stuck there because he had encouraged his baby bro to build it for him and he doesn't have a good enough reason to leave (even though he does not want to live there) and just feeling trapped like 🧍 ... Reap what you sow, bitch. (Sorry, but we are both a bit of Floyd haters and think he deserves to get yelled at by Branch)

#sapphire you constantly point out my depressing headcanons but this one by you fucked me up #so we're not so different you and i jsdbhdbvh #answered #trolls #i know i'm obsessed with floyd #but he is literally the least likable of the brothers in my opinion #i really hated him when i first watched the film #he felt so condescending and “nice” and kinda a smartass #(and now look at me lmao. obsessed with him bc of these exact reasons)

[hyper-cryptic]

tiny comic i'm probably not gonna finish but wanted to show anyways pft. @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

#my art #was not joking when i said i was drawing something similar HAHA #hawkfern loves when smartasses. #anyways gay battle cats will rot my brain. i do want to draw more of them. better stuff at least! #also my wips... as always look horrid LMFAO the composition is so bad 😭 so sorry about that!! #resident evil #lethan #i don't feel like tagging much more PFT #uaghahhh.... i like to think that he's not as cringefail but he would actually be staring at ethan like its the most beautiful thing #he's ever seen in his life for hours without saying nothing at all #meanwhile ethan is every so occasionally returning the stare just to find that he's still staring and he thinks he maybe has #something in his face / fur