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#so from the bottom of my heart mr. hartman
the-firebird69 · 2 years
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We sell this outfit it's a cosplay outfit with makeup and accessories online and we sell it for the whole crew even Mr Hartman who the original died last night it was incinerated in the machine. We also sell tons of items to go with it in other words they're not just accessories they're Dr evils toys and doctor evil systems that you see in the movie we saw the supercomputers and they are fairly decent model they are your make and model and we do have them in storage we saw a complete surveillance system including anti-aircraft systems we sell the layer itself and the vehicles that go with it and you only see them very very briefly but there are underwater craft and spacecraft and aircraft and landcraft and they're pretty happy and they look decent and the modern and they look very Dr evilish though and we do so a bit more than you would want to if you were normal person we sell talk to evil cologne talk to evil any present talk to evil hair care products even though he has no hair and mustache trimming and grooming and bald person stuff is an appointment you put on your head and manicure systems all of its individual to Dr evil and matches what he uses all of it and complete grooming kit and grooming room as well we sold his shower system and we sell beer and wine whiskey vodka and other alcoholic beverages and bars personal bars to house the drinks and mix designs which are per the movie and no not the chocolate one. We of course sell his winged chair that has the wing look to it I'm corrected and it has controls on it and it is a chair that is mobile it does go into a spaceships and his cars without him getting up and he decided to go ahead and do that so he has this facility and we're making a knock off anything so crazy because we're going to hide him he says yes we're going to hide you from us because we know about it it's all said he says this is crap this is crap and then he says he wants to go take it over so I'm selling the stuff now it's hot on the market everybody is buying it and we even sell his monocle and his moniker and he has special rings and we saw those as well and one of them he's a stamp letters and with wax and we do have that you see him do it in the movie. We also saw the chocolate that they were eating and many more things and yes minimus complete line of products and it says Dr evil mini me on the bottom it doesn't say just mini me. And there are products for each character too and we're going to make a profit on Trump after he's gone family memorabilia for his heart character who is dead by the way and his clan is going after his position they say and this will only cause that to happen more it's a lot of cool stuff if my husband had money he probably even buy an island so you can sit out there and be left alone you can fend off a small army with it
I'm actually going to buy a set myself and we're going to imitate them
Hera
Zues of course not me I can't buy anything and she says that's true
Right now you can't but this is an outstanding idea we have sales that are off the chart especially for the car they want to drive around with it in the cosplay it's so sick it's disgusting
Thor Freya
Oh wow you people love him terrific well we have a game for it and yes we're starting the light cycle races and yes the raceway NASCAR track in Miami has the bars in it well the rods and yeah there ours and we're very proud of them lots of people are going there no they have to have races they've got to reopen it and the people are going to demand it it's starting to happen now a lot of things are starting to happen now and this morning is a huge huge day right now there's a whole bunch of doctor Manhattans and they're being playing for taking over the warcraft and starcraft ships and are being beaten up by everybody and they're going around trying to take other items they're getting their asses handed to them so they're pouring into New York City and the holes will open up shortly and bane and Batman are ready Batman escaped and is trained yesterday and last night and will it be arriving shortly and it's going to be a big fight out there and then you can hear about it here and then you people will be gone
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Fuck you Butch Hartman
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impala-dreamer · 4 years
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Monday Mornings
SPN FanFic
~Y/N owns the best little coffee shop in Lebanon. She's a fixture in the town, a smiling face that provides everyone with that special pick-me-up they need to get through the day. One busy Monday, she finally decides it's time for a pick-me-up of her own, and makes a special cup of coffee for her favorite customer.~
Sam x Reader
945 Words
Warnings: Extreme Fluff that is completely uncommon for me.
A/N: Just a little thing for my Coffee Anon for one year of being a sweetheart and thinking of me every day. I hope this brightens your day as you do mine :). <3 Hope you all enjoy.
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The coffee shop was busy, but that wasn’t unusual for a Monday morning. It seemed that everyone in Lebanon went out like morons Sunday night and woke up needing an extra caffeine boost the next day just to drag themselves out of the house. You would think they’d know better by now, but people never learned.
People were also creatures of habit. Y/N knew almost everyone in town by face if not by name. They all came into her little coffee shop at least once a week, always ordering the same thing, always greeting her the same way.
Marshall Langman liked to sneak a red velvet cupcake on Tuesday mornings when his wife wasn’t looking; said Y/N’s were the best he’d ever tasted. He had a major sweet tooth so Y/N always added an extra shot of caramel syrup to his latte free of charge.
Alyssa Myers was lactose intolerant, so she had her cappuccino with steamed almond milk, and Y/N kept a special steam cup on the side for her. Her little sister, Janie didn’t like coffee at all and always asked for extra, extra whipped cream on her hot chocolate.
Sam Winchester always smiled when he walked in the door, ducking his head so as not to whack the bell above the door, which he’d done many times before. Unlike the rest of the world, he always seemed wide awake, with a sweet smile and bright hazel eyes. Y/N often wondered if he slept at all, but she rarely did either, and the coffee helped.
“Morning.” His eyes lingered on Y/N as she finished up Mrs. Hartman’s cinnamon americano.
Y/N knew his voice, could feel his presence, knowing it was him before she even looked up. “Be right with you, Sam.” An excited smile tickled her lips but she bit it back, trying to stay professional and not dump too much cinnamon on the coffee.
It was hard to see details out of the corner of her eye, but Y/N was almost sure he blushed a bit, with only made it harder to not smile.
“Here you are, Mrs. Hartman. Thank you so much!”
The older woman smiled and took her drink, barely making eye contact. “Thanks, Y/N.”
Sam moved aside to let her pass, ever the gentleman in Y/N’s eyes. Always waiting patiently in line, never taking too long to order, always courteous and sweet. A little too gentlemanly, Y/N thought to herself with a laugh. Well, she’d have to fix that.
He stepped up to the counter and their eyes met full on.
“Good morning,” he said again, a little softer this time; no need to be loud so close.
Y/N bit her lip and smiled. “Mornin’. The usual?”
Sam nodded and took a breath. “Black coffee, hot. Thanks.”
Y/N grinned at him but didn’t move to pour his coffee. “You know, Sam, I make really great coffee.”
He laughed which made her heart skip. How had she never heard him laugh before? It was… adorable.
“I know,” Sam replied, licking his bottom lip quickly. “That’s why I’m here.”
Y/N cleared her throat and leaned on her hands on the counter, hoping he could take a peek down her top at his height. “Obviously,” she teased. “But I mean… you always, always get the same thing. Hot coffee, black. It’s a good brew- I know, I roast it and mix it myself - but there are so many other things to try. Live a little, dude.”
The apples of Sam’s cheeks turned pink and he dipped his chin; a bit of hair falling from its place behind his ear and into his eyes. “I like black coffee.”
Y/N chewed her cheek and narrowed her eyes, studying him. He was handsome and mysterious, but there was also fun behind those eyes, hidden away somewhere that Y/N would love to dig for.
“Fine,” she said after a beat, moving over to grab a cup. “But this one’s on the house.”
“Oh?” Sam asked, watching her pour. “Why’s that? It’s not my birthday.”
Y/N shrugged and fit the travel lid onto his cup. “Well, it’s kind of our anniversary.”
He startled gently and lifted his brows in question. “It is?”
Y/N sighed and placed the coffee down between them on the counter. “You have been in here every single Monday for exactly one year, Sam Winchester. You have smiled and chatted, and ordered a single black coffee exactly fifty-two times.”
He laughed again. “Is that so?”
“It is.” She smiled and licked her lips, scrounging up an army of courage.
“That’s...cool,” he admitted, staring into her eyes. “Happy anniversary.”  
“And to celebrate…”
His hand hovered over the cup as he reached for it.
“...You are going to meet me tonight after I close up and we’re gonna have our first cup together.”
Her hand brushed his.
“It’s not healthy to drink coffee so late,” he said softly; his heart racing as the heat from her hand pushed against his.
Her thumb wrapped around his palm and he shut his hand, squeezing tight.
“Then I’ll make it two decafs.”
The bells above the front door chimed as another wave of tired townsfolk shuffled in.
Sam reluctantly let her go and picked up his coffee, smiling as he brought it to his lips. “It’s a date.”
Y/N laughed behind a bright smile and nodded. “See you later, Sam.”
A crowd gathered around the counter as Sam backed away, steam from his cup warming his lips, a smile from Y/N warming his heart.
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