#so fucking perfect

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

THATS MY BOYFRIEND 😭

#so fucking perfect #my beautiful man #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

[pyriteplates]

HELP ME WHO SENT THIS IM SORRY I'M ONLY JUST SEEING IT I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY DRAWING BOX IN FOREVER

#SO FUCKING PERFECT

[thxnks4themrms]

Do you ever just like think about your partner and be like how tf did I pull them bc they’re actually the most perfect thing in this world like omfg

#🪓🖤 #mari is just like #so fucking perfect #like #bro the sounds im making can’t be typed but like #omfg #im giggling

[cryptidfagswag]

God I could watch him play all fucking day

#he’s so #he just moves so much and so well #he gets super into it and he hunches over and his hair falls in his face #and when he straightens up he’ll flip his hair back while he’s still playing #and sometimes he’ll smile at me while he’s playing and I swear it’s the best thing #the face he makes after he does a solo is just #so fucking perfect #he smiles so wide #and it’s just for me and #good god #he plays stand up bass in jazz #it is #the most attractive jazz instrument I swear #and he’s so fucking good too #god #I’m smitten #mlm yearning #mlm #mlm textpost #gay mlm #mlm sfw #gay #jazz band

[toshidou]

Listen, LISTEN

Gaz and Soap getting the life railed out of them by Price and Ghost respectively, and they’re just encouraging each other and praising each other while Price and Ghost are doing a mini competition to see who can make their boyfriend cum the most

And maybe at the end they lost track so now they’ll just have to do the competition over again sometime

no no NO because i just know in my heart that ghost is so fucking competitive, the moment soap brings up the idea, and price and gaz agree to it, simon knows he has no choice but to win. and of course, price isn't about to let his subordinate beat him in a game of restraint.

meanwhile, gaz and soap are mentally high giving each other because they're getting the best dick of their fucking lives, and all because their boyfriends are too wrapped up in their desperate need to win to see they're being played. love that for them, really i do.

maybe they even swap at some point, gaz bringing up the point that it could be him and soap that are the reason one of them loses, so it's only fair they even the odds out, right?

(definitely not because soap saw the curve of price's cock and started drooling because he knew that would hit his prostate just right. and definitely not because gaz saw just how fucking thick ghost's cock was and needed to try it out for himself. absolutely not.)

#cherryslushee.exe #EEEEEE #obsessed with this idea #its just #so fucking perfect #chefs kiss

[pleasureville]

Good morning

#so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #so hot and sexy #so hotttt #so hot so hot #amazing body #amazing beauty #amazing butt #great breasts #perfect breast #huge titts #sexy titts #hot as fuck #natural titts #seethrough

[nereb-and-dungalef]

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

#genuinely i'm so glad this is how i learned the queen died #happy fucking (late) anniversary #felt i should share it it's just. perfect y'know #there is no queen of england

[hiimcerys-blog]

#hot as fuck #hot nude #social media #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #sexy content #sexy titts #sexy breast #18+ only #18+ content #18+ blog #perfect butt #great butt #curvy #curvy and cute #curvy girls #adult model #sexy tease #sexy pose #hotwives #i sell content #i sell custom content #curvy body #girl butts #big round butt

[emaarusovaa]

Just wait for me!

SOURCE: 🔴 www.ema-rusova.com🔞

#sexy content #so fucking hot #tease pic #hot breast #18+ post #18+ content #18+ only #onlyf@nz #i sell noods #i sell custom pics #i sell content #daily noods #perfect breast #bustygirl #so hot and sexy #fuck my body #so fuckable #lick my pussy #wet ass pussy #sexy titts

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[videophoria]

Use it, or loose it

#hot and sexy #hot as fuck #hot as hell #too hot to handle #lingerie red #seduce me #so fuckable #fine as fuck #perfect butt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #so hot and sexy #so hot omg

[nat-20s]

Donna's little plushie collection at work appreciation post

#haha ihave the same anteater plushie!!! #she's so fucking perfect im in love with her #donna noble #doctor who

[chiarab-model]

#chiara bianchino #hot as fuck #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #hot as hell #small tiddies #sexy content #big bootie #hot bum #perfect figure #perfect bum #hips & ass #so hot and sexy #sexy hips #great butt #perfect butt #beauty #perfect face #pretty face #gorgeous #goddess

[club-fem]

#bootie peach #18+ only #perfect butt #hot as fuck #girl butts #lick my ass #naughty #sexy chick #sexy tease #cutie w a bootie #tumblr girls #Hot as hell #so fuckable #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #amazing body #spank me daddy #stunning #hot girsl

[kysober-blog]

#18+ only #onlyf@nz #onlyfrenz #18+ post #hornyposting #hornyyy #hornyaf #hornyasf #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #hot breast #hot as fuck #hotwives #hot as hell #hot nude #huge natural melons #toplees #perfect breast #amazing breasts #amazing body #amazing beauty #slim and sexy #slim n stacked #stacked #huge cleavage #cleavege #beautiful views