#so handsome squidward is what you get.

[todayisafridaynight]

the mine thirst from the previous anons my god y'all need a whole ass water tank HDHWJE

good morning tumblr today's broadcast is brought to you by Why Is Yoshitaka Mine So Fucking Pretty

#snap chats #GOOD MORNINGALKJ #CELEBRITY APPEARANCES FROM MAS AND MSKMA OMG WHAT AN HONOR HI GUYS #im gonna finish up my palette requests then doa comm but WOW #WOW.... #i be actin like a catholic rn but i also think mine is pretty enough to drive a man insane #its me im the man in question BUT i behave myself. i will not act up #also first anon's right that plane scene was peak #it doesnt do anything for me like the eyeball scene does but it is close and i do love the scene #full yandere moment <3<3<3 he's such a silly girl <3<3<3 #i love mine i love how he's calm 99% of the time and then the 1% he's just completely insane #deranged. devoted. passionate. i love you sir please keep being you i hope you never get better #well. i guess you cant get better when youre dead but </3 #BUT YEAH NO MINE IN ISHIN IS SOOOOO HANDSOME ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR #LIKE IF YOU LOOK AT MY STEAM SCREENSHOTS FOLDER IM 99% SURE I TOOK A SCREENSHOT EVERY FRAME HE WAS ON SCREEN #HE'S SO HANDSOME I CANT STRESS THAT handsome squidward moment How You Make Him MORE Handsome Oh My God #its very much an Eros and Apollo moment yk that song. LOVE that song LOVE studio killers... #like mine's not hot he's handsome yk what i mean. like he's incredibly attractive but in like a sophisticated/put-together kind of way #and it's cause of that i go insane BEECAAAUUSSSE he's seemingly normal 90% of the time and just a pretty thing to look at #and then he does some insane bullshit and its like Oh You're Not Normal. Why's My Heart Growing Three Sizes

[wlntrsldler]

If the boys played “never have I ever” in an interview, what would be revealed to the public?

I SPRINTED TO MY COMPUTER

here's the transcript of poisoned mercury's buzzfeed interview where they played never have i ever as part of their press tour to promote their new album:

interviewer: thank you guys for coming!

luke *smiling while he fixes his mic*: thanks for having us :) we were just talking about how we used to do buzzfeed quizzes when we were younger.

travis: there were many days where we'd be in luke's house back in connecticut and completely forget that we were supposed to be rehearsing because we got caught up trying to figure out which inside out emotion we were.

interviewer: well, i'm glad to hear it because today we're gonna play a game of 'never have i ever.'

chris: unrelated but i fucking love that show. team paxton for life.

luke: dude no. ben is clearly the right choice.

connor: ok mr. enemies to lovers, of course you'd say that.

luke: shut up???!

travis: i think if we took the inside out quiz again right now, i'd get disgust because that's how i feel being in a band with two idiots who are so in love with their girlfriends.

connor: swear to god if i hear another "no you hang up first," from either one of you *looks at chris and luke* i'm blowing my brains out.

interviewer looks around the room, trying to ask the producers what she should do. the video editors are already stressing because they know they have to bleep out a lot of the words the boys are using.

interviewer: .... so let's start with the first question. never have i ever gone skinny dipping.

chris: fuck, how did you get all of us on the first question?

connor: yeah we've gone skinny dipping a few times, but the most recent was last summer. mama c-- shoutout mama c, we love you!

luke: yeah, we love you mama!

connor: she put all of us on timeout and we spent the entire summer at a music camp and on our last night, we all went skinny dipping at the lake with our roommates.

luke: oh shit, i forgot about that. those were good times. *looks at chris* i miss camp bro.

chris: me too.

travis *stares deadpan into the camera*: do you see what we have to deal with?

interviewer: never have i ever had a crush on a friend's sibling.

travis: guilty.

chris *turns his head so fast*: given that you're related to connor and luke is an only child, you better be talking about a non-band friend.

travis *shrugging*: your older sister is hot, rodriguez.

chris: stay away from my sister.

luke *looks at the interviewer with wide eyes*: next question or you'll have a video to submit to worldstar.

interviewer: oh! uh, okay-- never have i ever accidentally posted something to my main account instead of my private or close friends one.

connor *cracking up*: castellan, wanna take this one?

luke *blushing*: this feels like a targeted question because we know the infamous video of me with the handsome squidward filter on (the hozier incident) that was supposed to go on my close friends story! i was so embarrassed. to be clear, i was JOKING. i don't actually flirt like that.

travis: i've seen you flirt with y/n, and you in the squidward video had more game than you normally do.

luke *teasing because he knows travis does not want a relationship*: and yet who's single between the two of us?

connor: oh he got you there.

travis: y/n, if you're watching this, you deserve better. he's a loser. i have better friends i can set you up with.

luke: five star, if you're watching this, you're stuck with me. there's no going back.

interviewer: never have i ever had a song written about me.

chris: this is a great pivot to promote our sophomore album's lead single, "kiss her you fool!" we wrote this song about our front man, luke, here. our second album "optimism don't come easy (unless it's with you)" is out now.

interviewer: i love that shameless self-promo.

connor: i think we as a band can benefit from having some shame, but thank you.

chris *turns to luke*: this will also come as a shock to you, but there's another song out in the world that's kinda about you.

luke: huh? which one?

travis: quinnie, remember her? she was in cabin 7. she wrote the bulk of it, but y/n actually gave her the idea. chris and connor helped her with instrumentals and the song is sick.

connor: it was amazing. quinnie is so talented. if you guys haven't heard her music, i highly, highly recommend it. the song we're talking about is called touch tank. you guys should check it out.

chris: agreed. she's also just a fucking cool person. she's one of our closest friends in the industry.

travis *making a heart with his hands*: we love you, quinnie!

interviewer: okay, final question since we're running out of time. never have i ever gone on a world tour for my band's second album.

luke *laughs*: i see what you did there. that was good.

connor: we are soooooo excited to announce that we're going back on tour! this summer, we'll be seeing all your beautiful faces again. tickets go on sale this friday! we hope to see you there!

luke: check out our band's twitter for more information on how to get tickets and to see if we'll be coming to a city near you.

chris: we miss seeing you guys!

travis: see you guys so soon! we love you!

interviewer: that's all the time we have for today. thank you guys so much. it was a pleasure!

#frances writes #poisoned mercury chats #lol this was fun #luke castellan x reader

[wally-darling-hyperfixation]

How about a human wally x human reader

Sure anon hun I’ll do my very best to make something *blows kisses to everyone* mwah

Human Wally Darling x GN writer Reader

It was a rainy day. The air chilly as the rain hit the window of the cafe you were in. You sigh watching the rain fall as you grumble having a writers block. Of course on the most blah day, your brain decides it’s also going to go blah. Sighing you sip away at your hot drink (it’s whatever warm drink you like, if you don’t like warm drinks that’s fine too). The bell rings informing everyone that a customer had entered. You looked up and you just see a person in a bright red raincoat. Which stuck out to you, cause people today usually just use umbrellas. The person takes of there hood, and you are a little in aw. Wonderful cinnamon styled hair, handsome face, Carmel colored skin that look so smooth (I think his skin looks like a Carmel color). It would make any person swoon. He heads toward the counter and orders himself a warm apple cider. Oh gosh his voice, monotone but like in a way it causes shivers down your body. The cashier asks for a name and his says, “Wally. Wally Darling.” She puts his name on a cup and he heads to a table pulling out a sketch book smiling. You hide behind your screen looking at him wondering. How is this man in your town not getting swarmed. Like come on people like from your childhood show ,SpongeBob, what squidward said “Oh god. He’s hot!!!” You try to go back to writing but everything is all mush and about feelings and butterflies , Frank would be interested in the butterflies part. That you don’t notice the man get his drink and notice you. He was over your shoulder curious about what you writing. Whispering next to you which startles you , he says. “Whatcha writing neighbor?” Causing you to gasp and slam your computer down. “Nothing!!” You exclaim in sheer embarrassment. He laughs and nods saying “well then see you neighbor” Puts his hood on and heads out. You are confused at why he said see you when you notice a business card by your own cup. It said “Wally Darling Freelance Artist.” This confused you till you see his number circled around and a small written “call me” beside it. Seems like someone noticed you noticing them. Lucky you

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I hope you liked it Anon. I loves you alllllllll

#wally darling #wally x reader #wally darling x reader #wally x y/n #welcome home #welcome home fandom #welcome home x y/n #welcome home x reader

[lillythecoolest]

I had an idea for a romantic Jax x Reader—

Maybe him with a reader who he finds annoying at first but for some reason reader is really oblivious and admires him in an almost child-like manner to the point of always praising him and acting like he's the coolest dude ever. But Jax starts to go into a bit of denial when he actually starts to develop feelings for Reader.

Hello anon! I love your request, but uh Jax IS the coolest guy ever

Jax x Oblivious Reader!

Warnings : None

•First, he hates you. He hates your body, face, hair, everything!

•But you? What do you mean? You love Jax! He loves you too, right?

•SpongeBob and Squidward moment

•You’re always around him, going all “Jax, you’re so funny! Funnier than anyone I’ve ever met!” And “I bet you’re sooo handsome in real life!”

•Let’s just say it gives him a biiiig ego boost (as if his ego can get any bigger)

• “‘Daaw, little old me?” He says, and sometimes just a blunt “I know”

•But after a lot of time with you, he finds himself conflicted. No, no, no Jax can’t love you! He can’t love your stupid body! Your stupid hair is worse, and your face…Oh, your face…

•Nope! Not in love with you. Doesn’t matter if he blushes now whenever you compliment him, or smile at him and giggle at his jokes.

•He’s just being too soft on you! That’s all!

•Over the next few days you get lots of pranks, more than usual.

•At first you think it’s because he hates you now, but then you start to think about it…

Thank you anon! I hope you liked it!❤️💛💜

#the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax x reader #jax #fanfic

[itseivwhore]

Is Hozier, who wrongly published a video of himself with the handsome Squidward filter on his stories on Instagram and afterwards published a written apology, the same man who wrote: "Do you know I could break beneath the weight of the goodness, love, that I still carry for you" and "Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I" and "If there was anyone to ever get through life with their heart still intact, they didn't do it right" and "How can somethin' be so much heavier but so much less than what it seems?" And "But you spoke some quick new music that went so far to soothe this soul as it was and ever shall be unearth without a name" ?

Is it the SAME MAN?

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #unreal unearth #hozier album #unreal unearth album #francesca #unknown / nth #first time #who we are #all things end #the duality of this man #my post

[classpectpokerap]

karkat goes through some changes

homestuck

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]. TT: It's come to my attention that you've been having some difficulties with Karkat. TG: "oh hey dave" TG: "how are you doing" TG: "good good yeah i know its been ages but ive got a question for you" TG: "hows karkat doing" TT: My apologies. TT: If you'd like to restart the conversation, but frontloaded with pleasantries, we can do that immediately. TG: nah jigs already up TG: theres a suspiciously empty bag and cat just fucking headbutting everything in existence TG: the elephant in the room is eyeing me flapping its monstrous goddamn ears blinking its sad eyes TG: walking around crunching the bones of the dead horse that ive been beating TT: Dave. TG: yo TT: Are you okay? TG: hell of a fucking question TG: i mean TG: im doing fine TG: im coping TG: its not like im the one in the relationship who woke up three feet taller and more intimidating overnight TG: with literally no clothes that fit TG: and an unrecognizable goddamn complexion TG: you know that blush palette kanaya got us that one time is basically junk now TG: we were so excited to literally never use it but now its become mandatory TG: the thrill of ignoring a gift is all evaporated TG: at least we still have that fucking popcorn maker that june got us rotting away in a cupboard somewhere TT: Dave. TG: im extremely normal about this

TG: its not every day your boyfriend of five years grows into a giant troll monster TG: leaving behind a molted skin of his days of being a regular troll monster TG: that one was TG: genuinely extremely fucking unpleasant to discover TT: I can only imagine. TT: Kanaya's more-or-less confirmed to never be able to molt again, thanks to her immortality. TT: Waking up next to, essentially, the skinned corpse of your boyfriend, while an adult with his face is crying next to you, seems incredibly distressing. TG: yeah TG: it uh TG: we didnt actually realize what the fuck was in the bed until a few hours after karkats first "oh god im like your human professor hulk" cry TG: what the fuck was the deal with professor hulk by the way TG: like why was he in the movie TG: did they just not have the budget to shoot mark ruffalos unaltered face TG: every film the guys in has a budget for ruffalo shielding an audience exposed to a noncgi ruffalo is well and truly fucked TT: Dave. TG: im fine

TG: its fine TG: its just TG: kind of a big fucking deal TG: mostly for him TG: i think hes the first mutant to pupate into adulthood for literally more than the timespan of two universes TG: its like getting run over by the puberty truck and somehow ending up with muscles out of it TG: the same kind of injury logic that created handsome squidward TT: Mm. TT: I figured something like that would be the case, emotionally. TG: as always you are the genius of our time TT: I have one more question. TT: Do you need Kanaya and I to come over to make more clothes for him? TG: wow TG: thats genuinely a really nice offer TG: yeah come over whenever TG: karkats been tarzanning it for a little too long TG: not that the primal look isnt fantastic at times but uh TG: well lets just say theres only so much i can handle at once TT: We'll be right over. tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG].

#homestuck #karkat vantas #davekat #rosemary #rose lalonde #homestuck fanfic #troll puberty is so weird #earth c #hom3stuck #pesterlogs

[scilessweetheart]

quotes from my senior year lit class’s modern adaptation of hamlet (titled “keeping up with hamlet”) that only get funnier the longer they sit in my brain

“how are you doing?” “oh, you know. same soup, just reheated, baby!” - hamlet, pulling a monster energy drink out of an industrial sized fridge

“polonius! why’d you stand under my copy of the atlantic?” -hamlet, after beating him to death

*snorts a line of coke and then introduces herself* - gertrude

*tagline in asides is “feels super awkward”* - hortatio

“listen to me. hamlet’s a douchebag!” - laertes

*played by a 6 foot man with a thot knot and a scrunchie* - ophelia

“he gave me his favorite monster tab necklace! plus, he’s an aries and i’m a libra. we’re a match. i even checked his natal chart.” - ophelia

“women! they’re so caught up in things. they don’t even know about the stock market. it just… it saddens me.” - polonius

*reading texts from hamlet to ophelia* “‘ophelia. i love you. i dream of smelling your skin when you sleep. if you don’t love me i will kill myself.’ you know. some real criminal minds shit.” - polonius

“life’s a prison and you’re my cell mate, guildencrantz!” - hamlet

“hey hamlet, what are you doing?” “watching the… moving pictures. have you ever seen one?” “…. you mean a movie? the tvs not even on.” - polonius and hamlet

“ophelia! you stay here and read this fanfiction. he’ll think you’re all alone.” - gertrude

*hamlet starts his famous monologue* “not this emo shit again” - polonius

“please just take your monster tab necklace back… it’s sticky.” - ophelia

“hah! that stain on the couch looks like a camel.” - hamlet

“i’m actually sending hamlet to [rival school] to be put to death. that way he’ll stop being such a little dickhead.” - claudius

“look at these two men! this is claudius and this is your husband!” *holds up a picture of handsome squidward and willy shakes* - hamlet

“great i’m going to have to kill you. this is my mob, by the way.” - laertes

“here lies the poor, dead, super dead, ophelia.” “babe! no! babe! aw fuck, the fair ophelia!” - hamlet at the funeral

“funeral costs are so expensive. *to the camera guy* how much are the royalties on this?” - horatio

#the target audience for this is so small and yet i couldn’t help myself #hamlet #i was funnier at 17 than i will ever be #also i played laertes in case you were wondering

[fl3shm4id3n]

Modern human au that a love triangle with neteyam and aunong and reader is a painter and for her final project she has to paint a portrait and they both are give reasons on why she should paint him, and they do this so they could spend some quality time with her

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𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ! ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ɴᴇᴛᴇʏᴀᴍ ꜱᴜʟʟʏ x ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ! ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ! ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ᴀᴏ'ɴᴜɴɢ x ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ! ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Tw: Love triangle trope, arguing, goofy shit, that's it.

A/N: I'm already losing motivation to write :(

Masterlist

You were an artist, for as long as you could remember you have drawn for years. You were really good at drawing for your age, specially painting, you really liked to paint things, it didn't matter what it was, whether it was a small or big object, you'd always paint it on a canvas. Since the school year was about to be over, you had to do your final project, which was to paint a portrait.

That was what made you ask for help, painting a face was complicated. There was a lot of details, the paint had to match the skin color, and the smallest mistake could be noticed. You had no idea whether to pain a portrait of yourself, but you felt like that was too easy. You needed something a bit more challenging.

"I just have no idea who to paint, I thought about asking Tsireya and Kiri, but Tsireya is busy with swimming and Kiri doesn't want to get her portraited painted. I also asked Lo'ak and Rotxo, but they were also busy." You rambled to both Neteyam and Ao'nung, who had been sitting with you on a table outside. They thought about what you said, but before Neteyam could answer, it was Ao'nung who broke the silence. "Well, since I completed my final work, I'm not busy, so you can paint me, trust me, you'll pass your class." He said confidently.

Neteyam then began to laugh, making Ao'nung glare at him. "Something funny Sully?" he asked, clearly not happy by how his friend laughed at his suggestion. "Please bro, you look easy to draw." Neteyam said with a smug grin, making Ao'nung look at him wth an offended look. "I look easy to draw?! You look like a rock with a smily face!" Ao'nung insulted back.

Then Neteyam stopped laughing and look at his friend, before you could say anything, Neteyam chimed in again. "At least I don't look like handsome squidward!" he said loudly. This made you giggle a bit. "Oh, I'm sorry, I just don't want our friend here to fail her class by painting you." He argued. "I wouldn't want for her to fail either, if she were to paint you, it'll be your fault she didn't pass the semester!" Neteyam argued back.

All you could do was watch him argue, it was kind of funny, but arguing wasn't helping you, so you thought of something. "Guys calm down!" you said, making the boys stop arguing and look at you. "Look, how about this, I'll paint a portrait of you two, how does that sound?" you asked, making the two boys turn to look at each other again. "If not I'll just ask Tuk if I c-" you were caught off by them. "NO!" they shouted at the same time, turning to you with pleading looks on there faces. "We'll do it" Ao'nung said, almost desperately. Neteyam nodded in agreement. You smiled at them. "Great! We'll start tomorrow!" you said happily, not noticing how both Ao'nung and Neteyam glared at one another.

#neteyam x reader #neteyam x you #neteyam x y/n #neteyam x fem reader #ao'nung x reader #ao'nung x you #ao'nung x y/n #ao'nung x fem reader #modern neteyam x modern reader #modern ao'nung x modern reader #human neteyam x human reader #human ao'nung x human reader #avatar fics #atwow fic #modern avatar #modern atwow #female reader #female y/n #human reader #human y/n #modern au #aphrodite's writing #aphrodite's fic

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[🐯] slam dunk, lover boy

✿ pairing: college!beomgyu x you / comfort fluff / enemies-to-not-so-enemies / 1,538 words / non.idol!au / a storm of cursing lol ✿ in which you and beomgyu are playful frenemies who can’t stop bickering, until the day beomgyu finds you crying by one of the staircase. ✿ a/n: lmao i have no idea where this plot came from but it is what it is. :”) [masterlist 🌸]

choi beomgyu. the epitome of a piece of shit that’s not too shitty that you can at least appreciate his sense of humour. he was like the tom to your jerry. the spongebob to your squidward. no one quite understood why the tension seems to be the way it is between the two of you but it is what it is.

usually, when you two pass each other, it’s a hit or miss between a compliment or an insult. people were confused if you two hated each other naturally or found it amusing to hate each other. oftentimes, they were left hanging when beomgyu compliments you with hey gorgeous in a sarcastic tone, to which you reply with hey handsome. 

indeed, things were messy. but sometimes messy is good.

speaking of messy, beomgyu takes a stroll around the campus on a quiet day where there’s not many classes being held, only to spot a familiar looking person crying on the staircase.

he notices the back of that head anywhere considering he’s tossing paper notes at it all the time.

you hadn’t realised you had company until the steps get louder and all you want to do is bury your head between your knees until you disappear. it seems like it’s... wait, is it actually working–”well what do you know, guess you actually can cry.”

for fuck’s sake. out of the possible thousands of people it could’ve been.

“i don’t know what you’re talking about. piss off.” your voice is softer than usual, the small crack is what gets beomgyu to... lay off, a little.

he clears his throat and takes a seat next to you on one of the steps. he notices you shifting away when you feel his presence, but it’s not until he taps your knee to hold out a... packet of tissue.

you lift your head a bit higher and unfold your arms to retrieve it. as you hold the packet in your hands, beomgyu shoves his hands into the pocket of his hoodie and watches as you fiddle with the packaging.

“did you spit on it?”

he scoffs a laugh and kicks your ankle lightly.

“sorry,” you sniff, wiping your nose with the back of your hand before taking out a piece to wipe your face. beomgyu tries to look away, but he ends up glancing at you and noticing just how red your eyes are. he doesn’t know what he should do, actually. hell, he doesn’t even know why he’s here but... he couldn’t seem to walk away.

“thanks,” you manage softly, returning the packet to him but he shrugs it off, “you keep it. you look like you need it more than me.”

“fair enough.”

silence soon falls between the pair of you once more. this would be the first time the two of you aren’t at each other’s throats or using the cringiest comments to make the other sick to their guts. it... felt weird. different, but weird. there are low murmurs around the two of you, seated in the middle of the college campus but still fairly quiet. so beomgyu takes the first step to: “so is this the part i ask what’s wrong and give you a kiss to make it all better?”

you threaten to swing at him and he flinches away from you, which makes you chuckle. he laughs when you lower your elbow from his face and resort to playing with the packet of tissue in your hands. as you heave a sigh, beomgyu decides to keep quiet. whether you decide to talk or not, it just seems like you needed someone by your side.

coincidentally, it was him.

“college system’s fucked up.” is the first thing you say.

that gets beomgyu to look at you with raised brows, but he’s still silent as he patiently listens.

“i guess when you try to help a friend make a report, if it’s against someone who has money, you can get expelled.”

beomgyu’s brows furrow at your words. he instinctively shifts closer and nudges you by the shoulder, “what? you’re getting expelled?”

you don’t look at him and instead stare ahead at the view ahead of you past the ledge of the staircase. it’s the football field where there’s a couple of people training and at this point, you could barely care less with who or what you were talking about. a part of you almost forget that you’re talking to someone you bicker with every day like cats and dogs.

“dunno, verdict’s not out yet.” you heave a deep sigh, and beomgyu swallows thickly. it... hits him that he hasn’t ever imagined what his college life was like without you. call it cheesy, call it stupid, but it’s true. regardless whether you two were best friends who didn’t notice it or sworn enemies who pretended to be nice, beomgyu has always associated his college life day in and day out with you in it.

in one way or another... he doesn’t know how to feel not having you in it–especially for something that’s straight up unfair.

beomgyu doesn’t know what to say, so he keeps quiet. he bites the inside of his cheek and his head follows your movement when you stand up, putting your hands in your pocket along with his packet of tissue.

“i barely have shit to hold on to and now this fuckery...”

he gapes at you when you start to walk down the stairs, but it’s not until you stop just as you’re almost out of sight to peep up to him past the railings.

“thanks, choi. you’re not half bad. cocky dickwad but... you’re not all shit.”

beomgyu scoffs as he sits up higher, getting a good look at you better.

“i’m just being nice to you because you were being a cry baby earlier.”

it was your turn to scoff a laugh, but with the way you smile at him, it’s like you acknowledge it too. you pull out one of your hands to slip it past the railing, offering him a fist bump. he returns it with a soft bump and somehow feels a pang to his heart thinking this could be the last time he’ll see you. or the limited number of times he would see you.

“see you around, choi.”

when you pull your hand back and slip it back to your pocket, beomgyu watches as you descend down the stairs and soon you’re gone. he doesn’t know what’s going on, but all he knows is the mere thought of not being able to see you anymore makes him feel... things. things he didn’t think he’d feel but... things.

((”dude, what the actual fuck are we doing here?!” yeonjun half-whispers, half-shouts at beomgyu who dragged yeonjun to the staff room.

“i told you, y/n might get expelled, and i want to know why.”

“why the hell do you wanna know why, anyway?!”

“i didn’t bring you here to ask questions, i brought you here to help. because you owe me one. now shut up and help me find y/n’s student file!”

“i can’t believe i gave up two hours of free gaming at the computer cafe for this.”

“and i’m going to kick your ass for two hours if you don’t keep up.”

“okay, okay! jeez...”

//

(((”uh... what the hell are you two doing?”

that’s it, yeonjun thinks, this is how i get expelled. over a friend who’s too dumb to notice he may or may not like someone and is going down without even managing to defend their honour.

beomgyu has the courage to look up and gapes when it’s–”y/n...”

“oh thank fuck.” yeonjun sighs, falling back to the ground with his back against the cabinet.

“what are you doing here?” beomgyu asks, even though he completely ignored your question.

“i’m here to snoop around to see what’s on the other students files. you?”

“we’re here to look for–”yeonjun’s words gets stuck in his chest when beomgyu slams his chest, hard.

yeonjun recuperates with a couple of coughs, and beomgyu tries to find for an excuse, “we were, uh... looking for some cheat sheets for the upcoming midterms.”

“huh, okay. well... listen, i’m on a time crunch here. i’ll help you guys if you help me.”

“why the hell would we–”yeonjun gets another smack to the chest and finds that he might as well shut up or he’s going to lose his lungs. as he tries to breathe properly, beomgyu is quick to agree. “deal.”

“ya’ll stay there, i’ll check over here.” yeonjun weakly crawls over to the other cabinet, leaving you and beomgyu alone so he can avoid any hits to his chest.

as you two start rummaging the cabinets, beomgyu feels his hands brushing against yours and he coughs a couple of times to brush it off. you raise a brow at him and point with your head to the other side, “you check here then, i’ll check there.”

beomgyu gives you a nod and watches as you walk over to the other side of the room and start searching for the file they were looking for... while yeonjun has an inkling beomgyu might have an answer to his feelings.

“slam–fucking–dunk, lover boy.”)))

#txt scenarios #txt x you #txt x reader #txt stories #beomgyu scenarios #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x you #beomgyu #choi beomgyu

[asmolvaporeon]

Hi @threefeline! I draw maybe once a year and when I do it’s usually symmetrical patterns and not things with an actual anatomy, but goddamn you inspired me to draw something more tangible because your demon looks cool and you’re a cool person and I wanted to draw something for you to express that. I hope you understand when I say that from the moment I saw that sketch I thought “oh god he looks RAD I want to draw him!” and holy shit(!) I did. A full-ass, made-from-scratch digital drawing!

So yeah the perspective is a bit wonky and not what I aimed for and I have no idea what shading is but I am happy that I made this and I hope you’re happy too. This was drawn with a laptop touchpad, lots of patience and no experience so I’m giving myself some slack. It was nonetheless fun! I might do this some more! I feel that I learned some things, at least about the art program, so that’s something.

Also I’m never drawing chains again. Hell. Absolute capital-letter-H Hell is what that part was every step of the way. 

I’ll put a read more here because I made thought-notes during the process. Some of them are fun. There's also the base sketch that I did on paper.

(To the tune of the hills are alive with the sound of music) Where doooeess the other back leeggg goooooo?

Solution: he splooting!

Clavicle? Never heard of her!

(Threefeline I don’t know how you do this you’re a fucking wizard!)

Okay what is this arm going to do? Fuck it let it hold some flowers, that’s what they are good for.

Oh no his head is too large, we don’t want an egghead; make him a pinhead!

FUCK THERE ARE HORNS AS WELL

Good Loooord hands are haaaard

I implore you Threefeline, ignore his messed up left hand.

Oh okay, alright then. Fuck, god, chains are possibly worse, just for different reasons. 

Oh no I think I gave him the handsome Squidward face

Why can’t I get the horn angles RIGHT

Why is the noodle harder to draw?!

Oh god I broke its arm

Fuck it, mewtwo tail! 

We’re snatching his waist, lads!…What have we done

Hand? What hand? There’s only fluff there!

I tried making the colors more dull, but well…I just couldn’t really get the hang of it? Hopefully I’ll learn some day?

What the fuck is shading. Shading chains in particular is bullshit.

(After figuring out gold) Oh my god I feel like Michelangelo here. I’m learning art man. 

#my own posts #art #my art #<- yay I can finally use that tag! #mutuals OCs #demons

[quodekash]

CONTINUING EPISODE 5

sorry bro, she's into women

which is totally fair, have you SEEN women????

she's AGGRESSIVELY trying to communicate her love of women with him

HES SO JEALOUS THIS IS HILARIOUS

(its reminding me of sound getting really angry when pat suggests that tiw might like win)

(I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SATANG AND PERTH SIBLINGS AGENDA, IM SORRY (im not sorry))

IT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

I LOVE

LMAO

NICE ONE

OML

IM WHEEZING

I THINK HE DREW HIM AS HANDSOME SQUIDWARD

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

IM DYING

THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

OML ITS 1 IN THE MORNING I NEED TO BE QUIET AND NOT WAKE EVERYONE UP BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

it's been over three minutes straight of me just laughing at this

im losing my mind

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE CALMED DOWN, I OPEN UP THE YOUTUBE TAB AGAIN, AND THEN IT BRINGS ANOTHER BURST OF LAUGHTER

I quite literally laughed about the handsome squidward drawing for nearly 5 whole minutes

OH MY GOODNESS

AND HE GETS A BASKETBALL THROWN AT HIM????

ARE WE ABOUT TO GET GUYNAWA CONTENT AS WELL???

WHEN I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDNT GET ANY BETTER OMG

THEY ARE FLIRTING

TAKE NOTES, GUYS, THIS IS FLIRTING

i... have never been flirted with before. nor have I ever flirted with someone before. (at least to my knowledge)

BUT THEYRE FLIRTING GUYS THYERE FLIRTING

oh you wanna make out with him so bad

THEYRE FLIRTING SO HARD

THEYRE JUST TRYNA GET EACH OTHER'S ATTENTION

JUST MAKE OUT GUYS, ITLL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME

PO4ENKWGOPILVJWENJKGSVOJW3E4HIBSJGJPOINVOP4JWEOPINSGD

THEY SHOOK HANDS

THEIR HANDS ARE HOLDING EACH OTHER

ALSO: THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST A WHILE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA GET USED TO BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE FRIENDLY BANTER THROWN IN THERE FOR SPICE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA MAKE OUT OR SMTH

WOAH

W O A H

WOAH BUDDY

I COULD FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION OF THAT THROUGH THE SCREEN

they just need to slap their bodies against each other (clothes optional)

THE HEAD TILT

HES SO ATTENTIVE

LOOK AT THE LONGING LOVING STARE

I have no idea who this is.

but I am very much in love with her

the amount that he cares about him is literally insane and its making me insane

THE LOCKS

OH MY GOODNESS

aw nooo sailom is sad bc he knows kang likes pimfah :(

WHAT DOES HE NEED TO DO

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK???

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK AND ITLL BE LIKE LOCKED WITH SAILOMS OR SMTH?????

OMG OR MAYBE

MAYBE HE'S GONNA TRIP OVER IN THE ENGINEERING SQUARE THINGY

oh :(

but the sad piano music is playing and its showing sailom's face

im wanting to think that sailom's gonna turn around bc he's sad, and as soon as he starts walking away, kang's gonna suddenly have a realisation and he'll change his mind and he'll put the lock with sailom's, but im definitely delusional

what.

hang on

im so confused right now

she... likes sailom?

what?????

I-

wh

what????

I wasn't expecting a love triangle like this???

IM LITERALLY SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON

GIVE ME ANSWERS BITCH

dude.

DUDE.

D U D E

THE WAY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM RN??????

ITS MAKING ME EVEN MORE CONFUSED

D U D E

YOU'RE FOCUSSING SO MUCH ON HIS LIPS THERE HAD TO BE A ZOOM IN SHOT

THERE IS NO HETERO EXPLANATION

I WAS SO SURE KANG WOULD REALISE HIS FEELINGS TODAY BUT ITS JUST GOTTEN SO BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT HIM

O K A Y

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

OKAY

ITS ALL GOOD

THANK GOODNESS

SO HE'S GONNA *PROPERLY* REALISE HIS FEELINGS NEXT WEEK AND HES GONNA DANCE AROUND TELLING HIM FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND THEN THEYRE GONNA KISS AT THE END GJREKDBG I CANT WAIT

im so proud of myself for being right about that. I predicted that they're gonna kiss next week. im so freaking awesome

in other news: I am not okay

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: IT'S ONLY 1:45AM TODAY AND IVE ALREADY FINISHED, IM DOING BETTER THAN I DID LAST WEEK

goodnight folks, and keep breathing drts

peace out ✌️

#WAIT NO IM GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK STARTING TOMORROW AND THERE'S LITERALLY NO RECEPTION WHERE IM GOING #IM GONNA HAVE TO WATCH THE EPISODE LIKE A DAY LATE NOOOOO #quodekash disregards sleep because of dangerous romance #dangerous romance #dangerous romance series #dangerous romance the series #kanghansailom #kangsailom #sailomkanghan #sailomkang #perthchimon #chimonperth #chimon wachirawit #perth tanapon #view benyapa #marc pahun #win pawin #pawin kulkaranyawich #marcwin #winmarc #guynawa #nawaguy #guynava #navaguy

[brw]

You beautiful people may be wondering what kept me so long from responding to beautiful anons. Well..picture the scene. You just spend 2 and a half hours on aa bus to a city you've never been to before to go to an art exhibition. You go there. It's okay but it doesn't take you more than half an hour to see everything because it's tiny. You walk around for a bit and then decide to head home. You realise you do not have any data on your phone. No signal..no calls. No texts. Extremely spotty WiFi service all around. You go into Tesco to take a shit. You get the WiFi there. You buy some terrible dried apple slices and an aged croissant. The app says to get a bus, stop off at some place, and then get onto the bus you came in to the city on. Great. You take a screenshot for future you. Get to the bus, everything is great. Except you don't know where you're going. You can't open the images. You can't see if you're even going in the right direction. They don't have any way of letting you know what stop you're near. You sit on this bus for 20 minutes stress eating apple slices and then you realise it's time to admit defeat. You're lost. You press the buzzer and get off. You're in a tiny village in the middle of nowhere in Scotland.

You spot a bar across the road. Hotel that's seen better days type. You walk in, a visibly transsexual, extremely wet person holding way too much camera equipment. Everyone in there is an old white guy and they have various xenophobic depictions of Leprechauns all around. You don't feel very safe. After getting misgendered while getting the WiFi, you finally take a bus back to the city you came from. You finally get a call from a concerned friend and can tell someone where you are so they can help figure out the bus. It's the same bus you came in on in half an hour. You stress eat apple slices, now having not eaten in around 13 hours. The bus is a bit late, but as it turns out it was meant to be scheduled far earlier. The bus driver is very angry and keeps.yelling at passengers and at his phone. It's a two and a half hour ride, during which you switch over to another bus because the guy who's meant to take over from the first guy isn't there because we're late. It's so dark..you're on the second bus and you have no idea where you are because it's so dark you can't see signs outside the window. the girl next to you had her eyebrows done like handsome Squidward? It's so dark. By the time you make it home you're cold and wet and what should have been a 5 hour excursion has now more than doubled.

You go home and play video games to de-stress and immediately get snipered.

#brieuc.txt #this is probably over sharing but i am SO. im SO. #i ate 6 portions of apple slices in the space of an hour

[s0urfangs]

thoughts on that new demon outfit? you should get it for your pink vari

VERY GOOD QUESTION.

When I first saw it released I was so excited because i mean, look at the lil digi feets!! He really deserves the stupid creature feet. HOWEVER!!! something is WRONG. Something is NOT RIGHT. It took me a while to realise what was wrong, but after some deliberation:

Infernal envoy fedsy looks like he has his shit together. He's regal. He was written into an erotic novel. He's put together and has never had any issues with the vampirism because he knows it makes him sexy. As said in draw guild discord, that is handsome squidward Fedsy.

HOWEVER

I am very pleased sexy demon outfit has made at least one person think of him that must mean I'm doing something right >:3

#asks that make me realise i havent really talked abt him much in terms of the newer design . oops! #i am so sorry to dissapoint its just so uncanny to me PFFFH #asks #silvpost

[maxslibrary]

Hi I heard you do stuff on nicktoons (barely see people do that so that made very happy)

Could you possibly do a spongebob X trans male reader?

[Spongebob X Trans Male!Reader Headcannons]

(This is my first time really writing anything for the ol' yellow guy so forgive me if it's a little off!)

So let's get the obvious out of the way. Spongebob is SUPER supportive of you!

He sticks by you when you're feeling gender dysphoria of any kind.

He tends to call you a "handsome man!" and all that cheesy junk honestly.

He has a lot of love languages but his main one is touch. He'll often reach his hand to hold yours at random times. He'll respect your boundaries if needed but generally speaking he's big on touch.

Something cute I can imagine him doing is that if he sees you in a binder or with top scars he calls you manly! He doesn't care what your chest looks like he's a man to you. :]

If you go and eat at the Krusty Krab he'll be distracted at his job for once. He'll lean over the window thing (I forget what it's called) and just sigh as he watches you.

Speaking of Krusty Krab! Squidward and Mr.Krabs probably know some random tidbits about you thanks to Spongebob talking about you A. LOT. In the Krusty Krab you're mainly known as "The Fry Cook's Boyfriend." very good title to have when it comes to your treatment in the establishment.

You're just on his mind often and he cares a lot about you.

Sometimes you'll get random letters in the mail from him, love letters about random things he likes about you. He notices little things about you and he loves those little things.

I can imagine when you first came out to him as Trans!Masc he instantly took to the terms that'd be applied to you.

#Spongebob #spongebon squarepants #Spongebob X Reader #X Reader #X Reader Head #Transgender #Trans #Trans Reader

[widowshill]

fmk

vicki, roger, burke : )

fuck all of them at once they can have a fourth :)

fuck vicki. don't get me wrong she would make a beautiful lovely perfect wife but like neither of us have any money and she wants children and I don't think it would really work. I am in fact not an old man and have done 0 killings or atrocious deeds nor am I some variety of monster so I'm not sure she would really want me in that way. granted the sex isn't going to be great because we're both clocking in at a body count of 0 (unless this is after she marries jeff.. which is still basically 0) but you know what. I don't care. I'd kiss the princess of new england for hours we'll figure it out also someone needs to make vicki feel loved and cherished and by god it'll be me.

marry roger. for aforementioned reasons he is so hot he has really nice hands he's funny and rich and has a big house. roger also needs a spouse that makes him feel loved and cherished and doesn't try to kill either him or his child or various other members of his family. love his voice also ... yapper x listener marriage. I need a spouse that can dress as well as me and we can make fun of the ppl at the met gala together. when he dies early from inevitable liver failure i will get some cash and be a cool east coast widow and spill tea with my sister in law. also have i mentioned he has a mustang and a g.t.o. ummmmm husband material he can drive me around in his cool cars forever at extreme bodily risk to myself <333

kill burke. I am so sorry handsome squidward :( we cannot be doing that oil baron stuff in the global south. he's not rlly For Me also he's a smoker (lame) (secondhand smoke risk) (tastes bad)

#➤ answered. ┊ Collinsport 4099. #kazoobreakdown

[proxythe]

HI ANON FROM THAT ASK HERE. PLEASE DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE “HE LOOKS LIKE HANDSOME SQUIDWARD” COMMENT BC THE WAY YOU DRAW YU IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WAYS I’VE EVER SEEN ANYONE DRAW HIM. I’m dying to see you draw him again.

If you do get over your fear of drawing them, I’d adore your art of the investigation team. Especially Yosuke… he’s one of my favorites. (Maybe souyo if you like that ship? I’m obsessed with them and I think you’d draw them beautifully.) Sorry this ask is kinda long lol.

you know what… i will draw souyo… i havent drawn them in literal years… and ive been missing them lately…

also thank you so much for saying how beautiful you think my narukami is 😭😭 i genuinely do love drawing him (and i love the rest of the team) even if it seems like i don’t give p4 much love … his uncanny handsomeness has captivated us all…

#ask