#so he accidentally pavlovs Chewie into thinking obi-wan means feeding

[tennessoui]

Divorced Obi-Wan as the dad who didn't want the dog

Obi-Wan doesn’t want the dog because he’s never really cared for dogs either way, but they’re definitely messy and getting a dog would definitely depreciate the value of the house drastically

H O W E V E R

Obi-Wan understands quite well that he wouldn’t actually have to do much to take care of the dog, because he’ll be on campus and out of the house from usually 9-7 if not longer. So it’s really Anakin, the stay at home, work from home dad, that has to first understand exactly how much work a dog especially a puppy can be and then also agree to get one.

So I pose the idea that actually neither of them particularly want a dog but they also don’t want to tell the other one that they don’t want a dog because they don’t want the other to think they can’t handle it

(Padmé just tells Anakin to get the dog because she has literally no horse in the race and she was very swayed by the 17 slide slideshow leia and Luke sent her— “Ani, it’s very well argued it even has correct citations”

“Do not talk to me about correct citations, Obi-Wan taught them by telling them it was like a treasure hunt for information and now they’re playing Pirates but they’re looking for the publishing date and I can’t stand it.”)

(Quinlan is very not sympathetic to Obi-Wan’s newest plight, telling him that “well, you’re already co-parenting his kids, what’s a dog to a child?” which only serves to make Obi-Wan comatose with panic)

#asks #neither WANT the dog at first but they both end up liking the dog #and the dog ends up liking obi-wan “animal whisperer” the most because he always shows up around feeding time #so he accidentally pavlovs Chewie into thinking obi-wan means feeding #which drives anakin #the man who actually feeds him and takes him out to pee and for walkies #up the literal wall #KUWSK #keeping up with the Skywalker-kenobis