#so he gets benched

[rubydubydoo122]

I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him

Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city

Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.

Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it

Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...

Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-

Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.

Tim: Are you gaslighting me?

Jason: Are you gaslighting me?

#jason todd #tim drake #titans tower #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #schrodinger #they argue about it for eternity #but neither of them check the footage #because they think the argument's so silly #they also never ask Bruce #it would be so easily solved #but if they ask somone they're someone's gonna get in big trouble #Bruce: Jason why are you gaslighting Tim? #Bruce: Tim you need to get more sleep or I'm benching you #Jason honestly doesn't remember a lot from his fresh back to gotham era because he just represses it #so he really doesn't know either #and he's scared to know if it's actually true or not

[flamingpudding]

Bruce stared. He had just been lecturing one of his son on his gala manners. Dick or Jason were usually the ones misbehaving like that, not Tim! What had gotten into his son to behave like that in public when he wasn't even in a sleep deprived state. Of course, Bruce had to lecture his kid and benched him for the night to get some sleep because Tim had to be sleep deprived to act like that. That was untill said son, he was lecturing, came through the front door shouting at him for leaving him behind at the gala.

His head swayed between Tim and the teen he had apparently just abducted and possibly has now knowledge of their secret identities.

Okay, maybe Alfred was right about his amount of sleep. Bruce brain went to overdrive, he could play it all of with an extended Brucie act.

That was before the teen lifted on hand in a calming manner and sheepishly smiled at him.

Danny: I get the whole secret identity thing, but i dont think it's a good idea to bench me, when ghost might come attacking. I won't tell a soul about yours if you keep mine! I can make a death vow if that helps. So can I call vlad now? As much as I like getting on his nerves and away from him. HE is my original ride home.

Tim: Wait, Vlad Masters who pestered ME all night is your guardian?

Bruce continued staring at the teen that looked like Tim and was now talking to his son while his son was parallel texting on his phone. No doubt telling his other sibling.

Good, they will never let this go and Alfred will use this situation against him next time he works through several nights.

#dp x dc #danny fenton #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #tim drake #brue wayne #i spired by another post in which bruce abducted danny as batman #i just thought he could do it as brucie took #danny just wanted to annoy Vlad #he ended up acting like Dick or Jason at the gala #Bruce of course had tk remove his son fro. there and needed to know why Tim was acting out #only that Tim was getting pestered by Vlad at the same time #so Danny got mistaken as Tim #and accidentally learned about their secret identities while getting lectured #though Danny might misunderstood #thinking bruce was benching phantom cause batman doesnt want metas in his city #random early morning thoughts

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

No, but you don't understand, Technus is so fucking funny, and without even trying. Like, imagine telling somebody about his whole deal, it'd be a trainwreck lmao.

"So there's this ghost who can control all kinds of technology."

"Okay."

"He looks like an off brand cosplay of Nikola Tesla and can and will villain monologue you to death."

"Yeah, okay, continue."

"One of his plans of world domination was fully dependant on making his favourite enemies-to-lovers ship canon."

"I'm sorry, what."

The most outrageous thing, tho! The thing that drives me up the wall!! Is that his convoluted plans work like clockwork!!! If Sam wasn't an MVP that she is, then Technus' plan to take over the internet by playing a fucking videogame would have been successful. Combining Technus' technology and Skulker's mastery with weapons was a real pro gamer move, and they did almost beat Danny's ass in under 5 minutes. His plan to distract both Danny and Valerie by matchmaking them was stupid as fuck and yet it fucking worked!! How the fuck did it work.

His downfalls are literally 1) his arrogance, and 2) simple dumb bad luck. The reason why he and Skulker failed was because they both were pretentious fucks and were too prideful to cooperate with each other properly despite literally sharing a body. And if Danny and Valerie were a little less afraid of the other getting hurt, he'd have succeeded there, like, for real-real.

His failings more often than not are really just unlucky coincidencies. What a loser lmao.

#he kinda reminds me of nosy grannies that sit on a bench near you home and loudly judge all your life choices #literally hears a rumor and asks 'is somebody gonna get involved in this' and doesn't wait for an answer #ALSO THE IMPLICATIONS OF HIM BEING AN EXPERT IN ROMANCE LIKE??? WHY #do. do ghosts go to him for relationship advice. does he offer couples therapy #imagine going for romantic advice and hearing 'i know a guy who can help you in your troubles ;)' #and the guy in question is nikolai fucking technus #(he'd still offer a better advice than skulker or god forbid spectra so there's that i suppose) #technus #danny phantom

[jincheeto]

I love them all bisexually

#THEY ARE SO SO SHAPED I LOVE THEM WITH MY WHOLE HEART #also i could never get over how much farmworld finn looked like an animal crossing player #so that explains that one #also according to probably incorrect math i did #finn is capable of benching 630 pounds #so yes he probably could break your spine #despite them being the same age #fw finn is basically the older brother to the other two #adventure time #atimers #finn the human #finn mertens #adventure time: fionna & cake #fionna campbell #fionna the human #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #farmworld finn #jinchee's art

[girlfriendline]

filed in the collection labelled 'geno and sid have to find each other in every celly'

ducks @ pens || 30.10.23

#evgeni malkin #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #geno waiting for sid to get there before going to the bench. specifically so he can duck his head and bump helmets w him #also ek with the hand on sid's face again #geno #sid #mine.gif

[moeblob]

Alright I told someone I would give propaganda for these two so here we go. As a warning, I didn't play mobile or Re-Mind soooooooo. Yeah there's that. I know they're apparently involved in past stuff but shhh.

So first off, everyone's weapon is super useful! Except theirs. Which I always thought was really funny? Even in Re:CoM Zexion's book was more direct than these two. I really enjoyed them just as the most indirect fighters? And figured they'd be pretty chill and after playing KH2 as a kid I'm like. I think Luxord would be most tolerable to music while vibing. He could play Solitaire or something while Demyx played music and possibly chatted. Therefore, my younger self was like "it's perfect".

ALSO CONSIDERING THEIR NUMBERS! And the line in KH3 during the scene where Demyx is like "yup I got benched", they've probably got a history. However, the number they get originally is supposed to be the order they joined. So with Marluxia and Larxene obviously tied together in the past, all I can think of is these two just being absolute bums wandering around pre-Organization and just hitch hiking their way into a cult. Which is also REALLY funny to me because what if they joined at the same time but Demyx got to be IX and Luxord is X.

Demyx would hold his rank over his head for the dumbest stuff (in my head canons of the past).

Like there's so many things we specifically do not know about these two so basically, until I'm proven absolutely incorrect in game (which might have happened and I just don't know) ! I think they'd be a good match.

And I mean, it's also just (gestures) LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE. Great designs and I think that's good enough for me!

#kingdom hearts #demyx #luxord #i really just looked at these losers when i played kh2 on ps2 and was like wow they should kiss #and now im many years older and i am still like wow they should kiss #also i was telling my sister i was trying to come up with propaganda doodles and im like #yeah its two guys what more would the kh fandom need ya know #and she looks at me and goes did you really just say they're two guys thats enough #and i was ??? YEAH?????? FOR KH? theres like ten girls and ten games what more do i get to work with #and she sat there listing games in the series (she hasn't played any but she watched me play 1 and 2) #and counted eight and then i listed some more and she was like ok you know what thats fair #but that said she said the funniest thing ever that i NEED to draw but its too late for tonight #so you guys will get more of them at some point #also im still amused that luxord in kh3 appears after demyx says hes benched #and proceeds to say WELL AT LEAST I WASNT BENCHED like super casually and demyx just ouch you were listening thats rude #like they're supposed to be vessels and yet they still manage to have a bicker moment over importance of roles

[andreagreyshaw]

reblog if u think david shaw must be cloned and distributed to redacted community!!

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #MAN WHY IS HE SO HOT #the noises #THE FUCKING NOISES HE MAKES DURING BENCH PRESS #and angel is right #I'd grab his ass if i were them #every david video just gets better #help i am addicted

[oldworldwidgets]

finally convinced my brother to travel with deacon

#silly disguise man #also why is deacon SHREDDED #this body type seems so......... wrong for him idk #how the hell does one even get like that in the year of our lord 2277 #hes bench pressing synths as he singlehandedly carries them from safehouse to safehouse #ok anyway #fallout 4 #deacon #deacon fallout 4 #fo4 #deacon joseph railroad #oldworld.posting

[insiemes]

small moments like this really capture the innocence of Heartstopper. That feeling of sneaking a look at your crush when they’re not looking and the absolute panic you feel when they are. That rush when you’re close to them, the butterflies, the small glances, the nervous fidgeting!!! I love watching them fall in love for the first time ever

#they’re both so obvious here #like they hadn’t even kissed yet and they were both so gone #Nick FULLY turning his entire body to glance at Charlie #Charlie panicking at getting caught and pretending to grab something from the bench so he looks busy #ugh #young love #I love it #heartstopper cast #Heartstopper #heartstopper gifs #Heartstopper show #heartstopper netflix #charlie spring #Nick nelson #nick x charlie #charlie x nick #Narlie #osemanverse

[milimeters-morales]

been thinking of Hobie humming or quietly singing lullabies to help his friends sleep during a rough night without even realizing he’s doing it sometimes. He always falls asleep last despite being constantly tired so he’s just watching them all calm down as he sings and have a few hours of peace from his singing, and it becomes a subconscious habit at some point, and he can’t explain the feeling it gives him, just saying he feels “full”, but there’s no weird disconnect from him having spider-powers and not his friends, there’s no haunting feeling of their efforts never being enough, there isn’t any sort of butterflies or fire lighting inside of him, it’s all super mundane, yet these moments are where he feels the most fulfilled, very “full”

#by friends i mean like his comic friends #thinking of Hobie pulling someoen to rest their head on his chest and humming. heartbeat plus humming = nothing else exists in that moment #hobie loves doing boring shit so much you don’t get it. it’s been ages since he’s been able to do fuck all . to do something useless #something that won’t really change anything ever for anybody . like he would give anything for a moment to go sit in a bench in a park #he’s fighting for people who also want that and he knows he’s probably gonna die before he gets that chance to do that #so like . just humming to somebody and they fall asleep. he’s doing something so mundane. he needs to take care of a plant so badly. #when i think of him i get so ill #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #m&m posts

[upsidedowneye]

#dan heng x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #my polls #help I have ADHD I can’t make these decisions #And yes the SP!Reader is still in prison while DH is getting his found family :)))) #The dentist doesn’t know how this happened and doesn’t dare question it (they also really like his mouth 😏) #There is also the option of Dentist that Committed Crimes!Reader x Dan Heng (Not srs) #Dan heng just is whipped for people who (hopefully) know what they are doing regardless of what it is. #Please he needs a partner with a brain cell so that he can be a brainless **** and ****** ******** #DH: “Free them they did nothing wrong :(“ #Random Offical: “They literally killed 2 preceptors” #DH who inherited DF’s habits of 1) being nerd and 2) being attracted to people who could throw him on his ass in a verbal and actual spar #He prepares a debate for the laws he knows all the loopholes to (thank you past reincarnations) #But if all else fail the Express would break them out #^ Blade is being benched for the sake of the narrative. His version of ‘being able to beat his ass’ just turns DH off 😔😔

[grahamcore]

rip will graham you would have loved animal crossing

#he would have gone buck wild for the fishing feature. would have been out there from dawn till dusk reeling in trout. #no because the more im thinking about it the more im absolutely certain that will would be an animal crossing bitch #like he’d never actually have a reason to acquire a nintendo switch but let’s just say he did. he would be obsessed. it would consume him #his little avatar would be so cute too!!!! and his village would have only dogs and wolves and maybe like one deer #‘hey hannibal come look doesn’t tom nook remind u of jack lol’ #he would point at raymond and be like ‘this one’s u’ to hannibal help #his island would look like shit let’s be honest but he would be proud of it nonetheless #it’s like 75% lakes and rivers so that he can fish more but there’s also like. a few randomly placed flowers and fruit trees. maybe a bench #until hannibal gets a hold of it and remodels the entire thing in 3 hours to make an in game recreation of florence italy #okay i’ll stop but i’m obsessed with this now lmfao #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham

[mistbornthief]

so i cant help but notice that two (2) times, twice, when Zhuge Qing and Wang Ye were shown, it immediately cut to the only real prominent established couple in the show -

exhibit a)

exhibit b)

additional evidence exhibit c) - that time when Wang Ye was perfectly comfortable walking around Zhuge Qing shirtless but got uncomfy when Feng BaoBao commented on him being hot when he was clothed

and also, just for funsies, exhibit d)

in conclusion, Your Honor

gay. and also married. the defense rests

#focusing on them to get over my tears not a joke #ignore the parts where the show continued to show all of the other characters in a montage. thats irrelevant #i am nobody #i am nobody cdrama #its so funny to me like. they spoke for a total of 20 min before wang ye's arc and then after just three days #just three days!! he's walking around him half naked?? they had to be fucking the entire time like you dont just do that #that scene on the bench was just so......fucking romantic

[moeblob]

Demyx (my beloved)

#kingdom hearts #demyx #honestly is there an organization member i dont like? not really tbh #ok i lied maybe one but even then i find him fascinating so even he gets a pass #demyx being such a good boy who doesnt actually care for fighting then having the whole kh3 thing #where he has the yellow eyes but still just helps the good team vaguely then dips out of the entire game #where did he go and why .... what secrets do you hold young man #i should replay kh3 cause there are things i think i remember but idk for sure #like wasnt there actually a scene where hes just... been benched for being bad at being bad or smth #i really remember a scene where either he says or someone else is like oh yeah he got benched lol #like why does he have to be so funny yet get so little screen time im dying squirtle #though for the record him just handing a mannequin to even and saying peace out for the rest of the game WAS hilarious #this is me living the best time line where not only does demyx just dip and never get mentioned from anyone #but also in an otome i played theres a route where my fave guy just also dips early on #and then in the very end some other LI asks another LI what happened to him btw like where did he go #and the another LI was like oh my god i forgot about him idk man #my favorites just making an appearance and leaving is really funny to me #these tags got super long bc im very stressed and now devoting brain power to vgs in order to not cry

[kitnita]

otter tries to get his mask back on — DAL vs BOS — 02.19.24

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #his hair's been looking really nice lately & if he cuts it i'll sue #remember that game last season where he tried getting his mask on one handed & pavs and jbenn just sat there judging him on the bench #anyway. i just love that he puts his mask back on several times a day probably & still struggles with it SO much #babygirl have you considered using both hands. #this game was weirdly a nightmare to color also?? #i wanted to go back & gif wyatt getting pushed around by sway and there was literally no way to do that & have the gifs look uniform #+ the coloring i'd used for other clips from this game didn't work on this clip OR the wyattsway clip #i blame the city of boston #z:edit