#so here's at least a small edit

[bubba-draws]

damn these new followers be causing a ruckus

Some cotl doodles :> was experimenting with a couple of brushes and just decided to goof around, the second one is inspired by this song

#bubba doods #cult of the lamb #cotl #lamb cotl #shamura cotl #leshy cotl #narinder cotl #heket cotl #kallamar cotl #cotl oc #the lil guys from my other comic are here :> #aym cotl #baal cotl #i meant theyre like little doodles there #but theyre there #tormenting their uncle kallamar KJHSJAHS #anyways i wanna do a small cotl animation to nonbreathe obligue but HNNGGGG #I GOT SO MANY WIPS ALREADYYYYYY #narilamb #i should draw them kissing at least once #bishops of the old faith #the one who waits #edit: slides one more pic whoops #furry

[chiprewington]

i'm in my "i want to hold him" phase

#toontown #corporate clash #corporateclash #chip revvington #toontowncorporateclash #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #chainsaw consultant #perry winkles #my art #<- putting that there because edited models #selfship bullshit yet again #perry is WAY too small to properly hold him. can barely even fit eir arms around his shoulders. ey dont care. #i need to talk more in-depth about these two though i just keep posting the sappy stuff #the sappy stuff is good but i need to talk about the whole qpr slowburn eventually!!!!!! #but also. but also. chip as a giant ~9000lb 11ft 7in steel machine needs to be held so gently and told everything's okay and he's safe and- #relieve him at least slightly of the dark cloud hanging over his mind. #let him feel relief told in a heavy sigh expelled from his neck vents. #he's in control and that's what's important. #he'd probably chuckle to himself. how did he get here with a critter of all things? #and yet he still sits there feeling comforted and loved #god i want to hear him chuckle. it'd be such a deep and bassy sound. it'd be adorable. #idk. something something roger and jessica but traumatized that's my favorite summary of these two #🍒

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

#“rori all of these are your faves how can there be a bad answer” well I still have an internal ranking on some of these #and if all of you pick an option that I think pales in comparison to the others. well. hm #I know what's gonna sweep though because two of these are niche as hell and 4 maybe 5 of these are things you people don't follow me for #fun fact I actually had to scrape my brain to make sure I couldn't come up with any more #I am unintentionally very picky on what is a favorite apparentlyyyy #I also just don't watch/read enough stuff these days so there's that #AND I NEED LONG TERM EXPOSURE TO KNOW THEY'RE STICKING AROUND #so like. I have some options but I don't KNOWWW if they're sticking yet #but this feels like such a small poll lmao #also no sapphics on here this is actually cause I hate women- #NO. JOKING. zelink is here. I almost put gideon and harrow but I'm in a perpetual state of not having finished tlt #and I couldn't put nebetta and darya I was drawing the line at 2 tbos ships. well. actually. changed my mind #not editing these tags actually you guys can see my thought process #WAIT AND SAYMARI. FUCK. I LITERALLY MADE A PLAYLIST FOR THEM I LOVE THEMMM #ok. is 4 tbos ships too many. hmm #I said 2 of these are niche now four of these are niche it's really the “which tbos pairing is your fave” poll #THIS POLL IS SO FUNNY IT'S SO SELF INDULGENT I HAVE TO TAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE TBOS SHIP #I should add one more general one... #cause I do actually want genuine and varied answers I gotta give y'all options so they don't all pool at the first two #I also almost put ellie and abby on here.. that would've been so funny four popular 1 rarepair 3 super niche ships #ellie and abby are soooo interesting to me though so of course the thought of them having something horrible going on together compels me #and they are one of my 3 favorited ao3 tags... they deserve a place... #ok well while I debate on that I'm putting akutagawa and atsushi on here I admittedly have only had like two months of exposure to them #but it is enough I can tell they are so crazy to me #the way my tags are just me overthinking everything on what is supposed to be a fun and silly poll... no one does it like me I'm afraid

[piscoyt]

hi :D made a little remix/remastering of this old clip :) enjoy the squirrel joke!!!!!!

#was kind of annoyed one of my favorties fns moments ever i messed up the subtitles to “try smth new” so i remade the entire thing yay :3 #bit of thoughts in the tags get ready: it's kind of messing me up having some stuff on the yt and some here but idont like just reuploading #so i thought a decent solution would be to remaster all my stuff i put here over time as i improve in my edit skillz :3 #still want to make new stuff too tho or it'll get boring extremely fast <3 #i wanted to make like a small clip a month at least but OPS life and stuff taking me away from silly pixels #this has been in my work in progress for so long... since the mrst-end comp i think... halp!!! #friday night stabby #theendless #ethoslab #mrs tango #evilnotion #MY silly videos

[daz4i]

i will admit . i am scared

#not in a funny silly tumblr way unfortunately 😔 #but in a 'they are kidnapping citizens or holding them hostage in their own homes' way. #in a. literally 100 dead 1000 injured way. the last time i saw at least. i try to avoid the news for that reason #i don't live in the area affected thankfully. it's just rockets here and even that was mostly in the morning #but it's still scary... a friend's sister was in the area and is currently missing. and i mean. the entire situation sucks to say the least #it's frustrating how there's nothing to do about it other than look for distractions 😐 #vent #ask to tag #it's a small thing but I'm grateful i only saw one post praising this war #usually going on tumblr during wars means every other post has some link calling to kill all of us for living here lol #also didn't get any hate asks. for. living here. so that's a good sign ajskflhlj #thank you btw. unironically. I'm glad i can go here and just see anime bullshit really akdkflpjj i need the escapism 😭 #edit: oh no yeah there's rockets again. lots of them. hearing lots of booms outside. cool

[i-hate-edward-cullen-3000]

gael garcia bernal thats it thats the post

#please his EYES??? #and his stupid teeth #his fucking nose are you kidding me #hes so PRETTY #reactivated my fucking tw*tter account for him thats the real tragedy here #been on a little movie spree with every movie hes ever been in yes i have a little bit of a problem #side note: someone add quiero que me quieras to spotify i swear i will listen to it on repeat for at least three hours a day im #im unironically obsessed with that song please im begging #gael garcia bernal #wwbn #werewolf by night #jack russell #HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT HIS VOICE??? #HELLO ????? #watches vidas privadas yesterday ms carmen believe me i understand #hhnhnnnnngnnggghghngng #HELLO I CAME BACK TO EDIT TAGS BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT THE MAN IS LIKE 5 FT 7 #HES SO SMALL I LOVE HIM HHDSHKHLSKFAEHF

[champagns]

♪   103.5   DAWN   FM   ♪   welcome   back   listeners   .   on   today’s   segment   of   ANTHOLOGY   OF   HORROR   we’re   traveling   all   the   way   back   to   1997   in   crescent   shore   ,   california   where   the   case   of   three   missing   girls   triggered   numerous   UNFORTUNATE   EVENTS   in   the   small   town   .   to    this   day   ,   the   events   that   unfolded   that   year   are   still   the   most   TRAGIC   to   ever   occur   in   crescent   shore’s   history   .   this   story   was   sent   in   by   an   anonymous   user   who   claims   to   have   been   a   resident   of   crescent   shore   .   so   sit   back   and   relax   as   we   begin   the   telling   of   SMALL   TOWN   HORRORS   .

#⋆ ┊ 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 › small town horrors. #⋆ ┊ 𝒐𝒐𝒄 › edits. #surprise i stuck with yellow < 3 it's only fair #YOU CAN'T OUT DO THE DOER #one day i'll stop adding so much grain to my edits .. one day ! #i keep saying this but: #i want to go to there (crescent shore circa 1997) #can't wait for everyone to be exposed #dawn fm underrated album we're paying respect here (on my end at least)

[alecvolturi]

“The devil?” Aro repeats, slightly stunned. He’d never planned for Marcus to find out the true end of their dear Didyme, but even so he’d never imagined this reaction. The insult had been delivered almost tonelessly, with a hint of sadness.

“Yes, the Devil.” Marcus replied. Didyme. His beloved mate, taken from him by her own kin. By someone theyd both trusted so deeply. And yet, she was gone…and Aro was here. Her, and through the bonds they’ve formed, his, brother was…is..here.

And so he stays

By the Devils side.

#didyme is gone but Aro #Aro his friend and confidante #his brother and his fellow king #Aro is still here and a small part of her lives within him if at least only genetics #and so Marcus stays #where else would he go #crying a little over the thought of this conversation happening #tag talk #aro volturi #marcus volturi #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #original #my edit #my edits #video

[disdaidal]

Sometimes I really kind of envy you native English speakers who make writing and posting fics seem so fucking easy. With near perfect grammar and hardly any typos. Or those of you who are capable of writing & updating your fics whenever the muse hits you just right... and not like, once in six months. Actually, try two years lol.

Whereas me, a non-native speaker, who occasionally struggles even with basic English grammar:

I'm fine. Totally.

#personal #okay so i've been writing this one piece of fiction for a while now #actually two but i've seemed to put the other one on hold for a while at least #(i may have mentioned this already like five times during the past two weeks but my point is i'm still working on it) #many thanks to @ihni who recently gave me some words of encouragement <3 and ofc @catzy88 who gave me even more insp *saatananauru* #and i'm actually really kind of enjoying it because there's no pressure to write it and post it #i write it in small sections. whenever i feel like it. giving myself enough time to plan it and think about it. even getting new ideas #and for once i'm trying not to keep editing and fixing it as i go. i just write whatever crap comes to my mind and just let it flow #i try not to think about how many mistakes and typos i make because that way i'm never gonna get it finished #but at the same time... when it's finally time to go through it #fix typos. missing words. possibly poor grammar. i know i'm just gonna hate it so fucking much lmao #but i'm really trying my best here okay. and i'm trying not to rush it. for once #because i used to write like this as a teenager. when there was nowhere really to post your original stories (thank god for that) #so i did it in my notebooks. and i quite enjoyed it doing that way #and i'm not sure why i'm even rambling this because most of you are never gonna read it anyway lol. so who gives right #but it matters to me and i'm feeling good about writing again so here i am rambling about it. no matter if you care not. so cheers mateys <

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Did you just call me Turbo?

#Clingyduo #Tommy #Tubbo #TommyInnit #DSMP #Lore #Not Lore #I'd like to reiterate that we will NOT be featuring Dre@m in any clips #As I said in the tags of the last lore clip #I wasn't sure if I'd watch the lore or even make clips of it if I did #but I think I'm in a position where I can be a filter for the rest of the community #(or at least; the small community we have here) #and I'm happy to do that to the extent that I'm able #Or to phrase it another way: I watch the VODs so you don't have to #Edited

[synthshenanigans]

there’s one on here currently and they’re bringing back up old controversy (jashshipping)

Yeaa I saw that. They also seem to post a bunch of CJ related things, so I might make the daily photos one since there isn't one for just CJ screenshots/photos

#im gonna be a fait bit busy today so I cant make it rn #also wont be making it tomorrow as there's another strike happening then [ill make a post on that later too btw] #but i want there to be an account just of stuff from the vids or of the ones he posts on twitter #as for the shipping thing #i wish ppl wouldn't be so rude with things sometimes man #my stance is basically the same as CJs. interpret it however you'd like just don't show it to ppl who are uncomfortable with it #also don't harass or be a dick to people who do or don't ship it #im glad it died down since then at least & that there's not a bunch of hate going around #this fandom is simultaneously really nice to be in & also really draining sometimes #tho it definitely isn't the worse. ive been in a lot of ones that are a LOT worse than here. big & small #place is actually quite nice mostly. despite some things that deserve needing to be called out [like some of the ableism toward Heart] #I think things would be a lot better if people just let others do their own thing. as long as its not like. fuckin illegal or offense #or against CJs boundaries. just let others vibe out in there own corner #ain't that what we all said when TH purists complain about CJs covers? No ones forcing you to consume the content. is all good #just stay where you're comfortable! if anyone's forcing you to look at their stuff then they're the issue. and that goes both ways #again just listen to what the guy said. don't show it to people that don't like it. don't harass people who do it don't like it. an like #just be groovy #sorry for the rant this has just been on my mind for months now #im generally very neutral on things but i hate everyone just yellin at each other when there doesn't need to be yelling in the first place #again this place is hell of a lot better than other spaces ive been in #its a main reason this is the first fandom I've actively participated a shit ton in #im actually using discord & talking [a bit] to other ppl for once lol #idk man i like it here. Just don't make a reason for people not to like it here #again apologies for the rant op. this has just been on my mind for some time & i really don't want shit being blown up again #also apologize if anythins spelled wrong or sounds like nonsense #shitty keyboard + dyslexia + not being able to edit tags can make dumb results lol #moss rants #[atlas asks]

[narutomaki]

trying to sleep but got distracted with porn

any way in Amegakure do you think that a very well off polycule of 4 mass murderers would have a shower head/free standing shower or-

actually who cares.

#if you people saw the 4 dicks im smashing together you'd throw small rocks at me in the street #edit: get me out of here. tbh. #theyre so fucking gooey. disgusting. #at least 2 of the 4 dicks have pussies. boy in canon but then again. theres no proof they sont. #i have work in the morning and im giggling and kicking my feet thinking about kisame getting covered in obitos blood going down on him #absolutely tearing that pussy to shreds and then fucking it and obiyo being lime #this is all ive ever wanted. #crying bcus this fictional mass murderer can have sex that would kill or permanently maim me at the very least. and wake up in the bath with #orochimaru drawing seal ideas on his chest in water and pull away to immediately make out with kisame again. #god. get me out of here. im in to fucking deep in this au it may as well be original fiction but intergral parts of their backstories are #too obvious and too needed to get rid of. but also #.... whatever. #any way Kakuzu is the 4th dick. one time he tied Obito up shibari but sewn. <- all the blood rushing to my oeanus and i pass out

[urbanbirdbud]

having a category 5 neurodivergent event (overstimulated bc all sounds all the time) so ive made a nest in the closet and am just chilling here in the dark eating pretzels and trying to not go insane

#been in here 2 hours now and I’m feeling a lot better. not completely better (still feel rather on edge w any noise) #but at least the feeling of imminent explosion has died down #10/10 reccomend #turns out being in a dark quiet enclosed space resets my brain a bit #I just open the door periodically to let air in and made one quick exit to use the bathroom and get said pretzels #yum #ubb chirps #edit: realize ppl might think it’s fireworks bc New Years and all that #v much not fireworks surprisingly. it was literally just. every small noise of like. my family using their phones and watching tv and shit #compounded w some v shitty stressors from earlier in the day that started the spiral and then everything just kept making things worse #but I am feeling nominally better and sleep will prob help. hopefully. but also I’m v hungry and it’s 2am so I cant go make something to eat

[burymeinblack2022]

Don't ask:

- a man, his salary

- A woman, her age

- And a tumblrina (gn) who they voted for in the nge/moomin poll....

#Releasing this from the drafts bc the poll ends at 9pm today #It's been real y'all we go down gracefully it's been an honor fighting with y'all in the Eva trenches 🫡🫡 #Also why are pitting 2 bad bitches against each other #Like do ppl realize when they say 'moomin is for queer people' the lead of Eva is also literally a depressed bi like! #He should be doing numbers here on the depressed gay site come on. Yeah it was doomed by the narrative #But what is Romance without tragedy. Like man. What a trope (only talking abt the story not the authors obv) #Imagine hearing 'maybe I was born to meet you' from a divine being who sees all your faults #And how much you hate yourself and loves you unconditionally and intensely from the moment he lays eyes on you... I'M GONNA BE UNWELL #Regardless. Times are tough but we stay silly :3 let me be silly for a moment with u it ain't serious #Wow anna said something #Anna's shitposts #Nge #Eva #I just think they're wildly different in how they approach themes and it's weird and complicated to even compare them #One is lighthearted and comforting the other feels like being crushed by a thousand elephants both are important #We got far we deserved better than to lose bc of a bit everyone was committed to but. It's respectable. It all returns to nothing or smth #Edit: the sidenote is to differentiate between the fact one is not known for being queer media but it does have that #Despite it being so small in the story (the show at least but it's significant) and the other #Is obv queer media bc of the author and it's not in the story as far as ik but it's an accepting/inclusive story #Why do u think it got so big and a character that appeared once became one of the biggest*. It obv meant smth to ppl #*to the point he appeared more in the rebuilds and is all over in merch. ANYWAY SORRY FOR RANTING IN THE TAGS I GOT PASSIONATE OK

[army-of-bee-assassins]

i feel like this season of h/dm has gotten considerably worse but also i'm not 100% sure i'm remembering the previous seasons correctly. i remember mostly liking them and just finding some things weird. but maybe it was just as bad as this season and the amount of time that's passed since i watched them has simply made me forget how much stuff i didn't like

#i think i'm pretty fucking easy to please with tv shows too like i don't have a very critical eye for this kinda stuff #but maybe it's because it's a book adaptation and as always we gotta feel strongly about those #i just feel like the dialogue is absolute shit like who is even writing this - did it change? maybe it was always shit idk #and just random plot changes that i hate #some big some small but like #why was lyra the only fucking one experiencing pain on the boat!!!! that's straight up not canon and literally makes no sense w/in canon #and we got our first glimpse of atal and there was zero indication that she uses a wheel #it didn't even look like she could i mean she had four normal hooves #the seeds are so important to the story what are they doing with this!!!! #maybe we'll see them using wheels next episode but idk how #idk the acting is still mostly good imo #i feel like the actors are doing their best with very fucking stupid scenes #anyway all of this is just sorta making me feel like maybe this just isn't an adaptable book series #at least not as a tv show where you have to stretch things out so much so they're just inventing bullshit to fill the gaps #hdm lb #i hadn't really wanted to make a tag for this but #there have already been so many things i've wanted to complain about here and i'm sure it will only continue #so ya know blacklist as needed (esp if you're enjoying the show - i'm so sorry i don't want to ruin ur experience) #edit: OH i forgot to complain about costuming/makeup too!!! #shouldn't be a big issue but god it's also (imo) just hot fucking garbage in this season #did they get the non-unionized people??? overworked and underpaid?? #did they have zero budget for this fucking hbo show??? #i feel like they didn't even fucking try #those ugly orange jumpsuits and the horrible makeup for the angels #okay sorry i will stop complaining now (until there's more episodes next week lmao)

[mcmansionhell]

mojo dojo casa house

Howdy folks! Sorry for the delay, I was, uhhhh covering the Tour de France. Anyway, I'm back in Chicago which means this blog has returned to the Chicago suburbs. I'm sure you've all seen Barbie at this point so this 2019 not-so-dream house will come as a pleasant (?) surprise.

Yeah. So this $2.4 million, 7 bed, 8.5+ bath house is over 15,000 square feet and let me be frank: that square footage is not allocated in any kind of efficient or rational manner. It's just kind of there, like a suburban Ramada Inn banquet hall. You think that by reading this you are prepared for this, but no, you are not.

Scale (especially the human one) is unfathomable to the people who built this house. They must have some kind of rare spatial reasoning problem where they perceive themselves to be the size of at least a sedan, maybe a small aircraft. Also as you can see they only know of the existence of a single color.

Ok, but if you were eating a single bowl of cereal alone where would you sit? Personally I am a head of the table type person but I understand that others might be more discreet.

It is undeniable that they put the "great" in great room. You could race bicycles in here. Do roller derby. If you gave this space to three anarchists you would have a functioning bookshop and small press in about a week.

The island bit is so funny. It's literally so far away it's hard to get them in the same image. It is the most functionally useless space ever. You need to walk half a mile to get from the island to the sink or stove.

Of course, every McMansion has a room just for television (if not more than one room) and yet this house fails even to execute that in a way that matters. Honestly impressive.

The rug placement here is physical comedy. Like, they know they messed up.

Bling had a weird second incarnation in the 2010s HomeGoods scene. Few talk about this.

Honestly I think they should have scrapped all of this and built a bowling alley or maybe a hockey rink. Basketball court. A space this grand is wasted on sports of the table variety.

You would also think that seeing the rear exterior of this house would help to rationalize how it's planned but:

Not really.

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