#so i could hypothetically be at the skill level where my food is ugly enough to get on the show

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I audition for Nailed It and warn the producers

#legit my decorating skills are terrible #like especially with layer cakes i can't even stack them neatly and frosting the sides fo a cake is like impossible for me #i can make stuff that tastes good but not stuff that looks good #and even then if i underbake it or add the wrong liquid or something it's just ruined or the frosting is super runny or just tastes like sug #this is just me trying to frost a cake with homemade frosting this isn't even me trying to make a cake that looks like anything #i have never even tried to make a smiley face cake #let alone something pinteresty #i can make good things that don't have to be pretty #like peanut butter balls and drop cookies and bars and cupcakes with unfancy frosting #so i could hypothetically be at the skill level where my food is ugly enough to get on the show #but i know how to flavor my food well enough that i might be able to win #however i would defintiely get overhwelmed just like #being in a weird place and not knowing where to go and beign around strangers #and if i thought too hard about the possibility of winning then failed #or if i won even #i'd cry like a lot #i also cry when i'm frustrated so if a bake wasn't turnign out how i wanted it i'd also cry but that's the whole show #i'd just ruin my stage makeup constantly #it would be awkward tv for everyone involved