#so i humbly offer my own batch of random AUs in the hopes one of the 12 other blogs will be fed

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Y’know what this is getting too ridiculous not to add onto - I’m gonna use a random word generator and pick some that will determine the next Oscar/Ozpin AUs since clearly we can’t be stopped:

Cereal - just Oz and Oscar on a cereal box (Pyrrha would be proud!) really you could do a lot of cereal names that end with “o’s” since... they’re both O... Oh god, if you combine Cereal!Oscar with British!Oscar you get “Cheeri-O’s” help me

Riot - NICE, Riot!Oscar at protests I wanna see him fight for faunus rights and punch a cop

Butterfly - okay that just reminds me that Ozapillar exists so it stands to reason that when he goes into his cocoon he is “reborn,” so to speak, as a butterfly. Oscarfly? Buttcar? Wait no-

Sunflower - that one wasn’t randomly generated, I just pictured Oscar’s face on a sunflower and he looked like the freaking baby in the sun from teletubbies (if one of you makes a teletubby edit istg)

I know teacher!Oscar already exists but I want more headcanons 

Candle - HECK YEAH I wanna see Oscar and Oz as candles :o

Alright well the next word I got was farmer so I think that’s a sign to stop here, have fun kiddos!

#oscar pine #ozpin #professor ozpin #oscar ozpin au #the ozcar fans are really feral this hiatus we need food but i cannot draw #so i humbly offer my own batch of random AUs in the hopes one of the 12 other blogs will be fed #there are so few of us but that means the same posts cycle a lot which means there is no escaping the AUs #rwby oscar #quinpost