#so i soooo could. i soo so so could. mmmm

[uriekukistan]

choso and/or megumi? :)

im so. i just spent so long typing this out only for the page to crash and delete everything i said. why does tumblr HATE ME anyway thank you for the ask i’ll try to remember everything i said the first time 😭

choso!!

favorite thing about them: his relationship with itadori is so cute! such a good brother! his facial expressions are so cute and silly! literally found out itadori was his brother and went “okay i’ll die for u now”

least favorite thing about them: the fact that they robbed him of his sick shoes in the anime. maybe something else will come up in the future but for now that’s it

favorite line: i got two! *in a life or death situation* can u just call me onii chan like once please please please please (paraphrasing), *facing kenjaku after finding out that they’re his dad and yuuji’s mom* “hey little bros look at this im gonna kill our parent

brOTP: gotta go w yuuji since they are in fact bros. his relationship w mahito is so silly to me tho, and i’d love to see him interact with todo!

OTP: i dont really have one. rn i think he’s too focused on his brothers to think abt that

nOTP: its not a no for me per se just that i think choso and yuki are very one sided. yuki clearly likes him but he’s too focused on yuuji rn

random headcanon: i can see him having a long skincare routine with a fluffy hairband

unpopular opinion: i think he is frequently mischaracterized in the name of fitting ppl’s sexual fantasies about him. ofc im all for having fun but i noticed it does impact broader perceptions of his character sometimes. could say this about any jjk man tho.

song i associate with them: mmmm maybe sunflower by post malone, don’t have a reason for it buy yea

favorite picture of them: have two

MEGUMIIIII

favorite thing about them: he is me i am him we are the same. realistic depiction of what it is like to be abandoned by your parental figure and then be told you’re “special” for some reason and now too much is expected of you but you never wanted this in the first place. i could raise him so well let me adopt him. I Will Take Care Of Him.

least favorite thing about them: can’t. that’s my son.

favorite line: soooo many but i think about “so start by saving me itadori” DAILY. hourly even.

brOTP: love his relationship with kugisaki. would love to see him with yuuta more for purely self indulgent reasons that are not related to my dancers au….

OTP: obviously gotta go with ITAFUSHI i could talk abt them for hours. a brain virus fr they’re everything to me.

nOTP: 🧑‍💻 megumi & sukuna, megumi & toji, megumi & gojo, megumi & mai, etc. i try not to yuck other ppls yum but uh. i couldn’t even decide which of these was worst.

random headcanon: uhhh this ones a sad one, but i think before gojo came along, he and his sister were starving (compared to other characters shown as kids he looks much bonier), so even into adulthood, he has a hard time gaining weight from the effects of childhood malnutrition and as a result, is a bit less physically strong than he could potentially be (still very strong tho)

unpopular opinion: you already know what im gonna say. most overhated character in jjk. yall need to get off his back before i get violent im so serious rn everything he does is a perfectly valid reaction to the trauma he’s been through since he was literally a toddler

song i associate with them: i got so many…recently been thinking of dreams of losing teeth by suave punk & moon i already know by mount eerie the most

favorite picture of them: soo many…unhinged megumi vs pocket sized gumi i cant pick

#not tagging bc uhhhh jjk fans scary #dont like sharing my ‘controversial’ jjk opinions

[itsdappleagain]

OKSORRY FOR. EVEN MORE. but dash, paper star, dokuso, neal, and the troll?

AW YEAH sorry about the break in answering i was at an auditionnn

Dash Haber

How I feel about this character: he's so silly. what a guy. he's trying so hard but he's so bad at everything. i love him he's hilarious All the people I ship romantically with this character: ahhhh not really any? haberzackary is kind of a fun ship. oh also neal solely because of mangokat again My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmmm i dont know he doesn't really have enough interaction for this My unpopular opinion about this character: if he was less silly he could be so dangerous actually. he has carmen with her back turned, unaware of him, he's HOLDING his razor hat. he could have her dead in five seconds. but HE WHISTLES TO GIVE HER A HEADS UP its so fucking funny One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i dont know i kinda of liked what happened with him. ivy gets to growl at him. i wish he would have gotten his hands a little dirtier...a physical fight or something instead of a long distance one? but i know he'd probably just die instantly also so

Paper Star

How I feel about this character: BARK BARK All the people I ship romantically with this character: TIGRESS!! i also enjoy a good bit of carmen shipping here,, My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmmmmmmmm i dont know with her she's kind of a solo act unless she's. not. that doesn't make any sense but i don't know My unpopular opinion about this character: that ending did her soooo dirty we didn't even get a final fight she was just trussed up and left there to look mad about it One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: mmm the above i guess. also make out with tigress. also give her a damn halloween costume can you imagine if she was cool

Lady Dokuso

How I feel about this character: she's so much fun because she's dangerous!! but also she's not!! like they let her be dangerous but not that dangerous. you're like omg what did she poison shadowsan with what did she poison shadowsan with this time what did she shoot carmen with and its just paralysis. potion of knocked out instantly. shadowsan falls through a roof etc. she could be so deadly and they dont let her be All the people I ship romantically with this character: shadowsan but ONLY so they can be divorced My non-romantic OTP for this character: ahhh i dont know her little mentorship thing with paper star was kind of a cool dynamic but then she just kind of. idk My unpopular opinion about this character: i guess i already said. give her Potions of Die Instantly One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: POTIONS OF DIE INSTANTLY

Neal the Eel

How I feel about this character: SILLY also yeah he's amazing he's hilarious he's rhys darby who is always cool. ALSO he almost broke carmen's neck which was really slay of him All the people I ship romantically with this character: mime bomb and dash both have special places in my heart when shipped with him My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmm i dont know again there isnt too much interaction to go off of My unpopular opinion about this character: okay remember when they're in russia and he disappears into the grate? the noise he makes when he disappears is the worst thats the worst part about him that coo noise it sounds like a baby One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: ahh i dont know he was kind of hilarious?? he just went WELP mind control doesnt work on me soo i guess ill go sit on a fish boat for the rest of my life so true of him honestly

The Troll

How I feel about this character: i heavily dislike him he feels like he would call me a slur and he's annoying. JHDSFDS okay sorry thats a bit harsh but i literally do not have any feeling towards him other than dislike All the people I ship romantically with this character: i don't My non-romantic OTP for this character: no My unpopular opinion about this character: ahhhhh he was in the sort of awkward batch of one or two time s3 characters that were vaguely unlikable or vaguely entertaining but had a lot of potential. like (ok sorry) spinkick and flytrap were kind of cool but i think spinkick was kind of annoying and his biggest personality trait was being dante basco. so. i think they should have fixed the troll and these characters and kept them in or left them out altogether One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: can you imagine an actual rival hacker to player?? i wish he was more threatening!! i wish he would be more used but only if he was less annoying!! that would be such an obstacle but he idk didnt he just kind of disappear once s3 was over??

#carmen sandiego #ask game

[missamyrisa2]

Hey, I was wondering if you could do something based on long, flowy hair. Combining long hair and tickling is one of my favorite things.

You'll be in soooo much trouble when I get my hair on you then ~<33 I love being equipped with built in tickle brushies~ and my hair is sooo fine and soft, you'll think it's like a silken sheet going over your belly as I giggle and swish about. Don't try to fight it now, that's just my strands getting all cozy in your navel while I drift my head over you again ~ how fortunate that you're so sweetly softly secured to my bed and I get to explore your body with my hair all night ~

Starting at the neck now, I flip my cascade of dark blonde over you, snickering while I gently move downward. The curtain of teasing sensation spreads and coats your twitching skin. Giggle it out all out for me now. Tell me how those hairs feel. Does it tickle so bad? I want it to, I want you to feel every bit of my hair, every tremble when I tilt from side to side. Best of all, I get to brush your chest and down to your belly with my lips, feeling those trembling bouncing areas before they are brushed so sweetly by my hair ~<3

Muah~ there's little kissies for that trembling tummy. Do you like my hair on your royal chest buttons? Mmm? Little caresses of soft kisses on those cute buds? I think we're going to have to take a second tour of your upper body for you. And more kisses for your hips. Muuah. Muah. Your chest to your waist is being brushed by my hair cutie pie ~ how does that feel? Why, I barely have to move and you blush and giggle yourself so silly~ Soft little strands of yellow, they tickle so bad mmm? Guess what? We're not stoooping~

Further down we go ~ that's right, oooh ~ such a sweet royal area. Wouldn't it be sooo teasy if my lips brushed here? Little breaths and puffs of air on your most regal zones? Is this a tickle spot? Yeah? Your royal area is your most sensitive spot, so we have to tickle and tease it ~ yes, elegant teases for my most precious tickle toy ~ Muuuah. Here's some nibbly kissies, nibblies for your thighsss ~ and yes, that's my hair on your royal area now. How much does it tickle mmm? On a scale from one to ten? Tell me the number ~ tell me how much it tickles with my softtttt silky hairs caressing your royal area like a thousand tiny fingers ~ tell me, or I'll keep tickling~ No, no, we're not stopping ~ this is for the science now. Are you getting all naughty from my hair? Naughty hair tickles mmmm?

Ummm~ nice soft hair on your thighs and hips and waist and regal parts ~ swishing back and forth. Up and down. Little kisses all along the way. You can't not giggle, you can't not moan. I'm gonna get all your most tender ticklish cute spots now ~ and we're not stopping. No we're nooot ~ not stopping until we get that soft gigglegasm, you're gonna give it to Amyyyy~<33 And that's just my fingers, we need assistance, I don't think you're feeling all my hairs noooo ~ so we're just gonna get them alllll nice and cozy on your royal parts. And I'll keep all those silken strands dancing and dancing and daaancing~

Myyy goodness~ I guess you did give it to me huh? Naughty thing ~ I suppose I'll just have to....let Mr. Wand be your babysitter while I go wash my hair ~ yes, he'll keep you nice and company buzzing between your legs while I freshen up now~ just you and the vibes on those naughty royal parts and thighs, rolling around in your struggles~

Awww~~ did the buzzies keep you nice and company? Look, my hair is soo clean and shiny and wet. And guess what? Now you get to watch me braid my wet hair slowly in front of you, watch me assemble my next tickle tool. Look at theeese~ look at these soft little tips~! I can hold them like soooo and poke and stroke on your sensitive ticklegasmed areas ~ pokey pokey pokey ~ riiight here on your thighs ~ in your bellybuttonnnn ~ on your nipplessss ~ you can struggle and giggle all you like sugarloaf, I'm still gonna tickle you with my braids~

And since you're a silly naughty thing ~ I do believe I'm going to take these braids and thread them between your toes, and use the tips to poke and stroke under each one until you've giggled out a nice poem for meeee ~ how about a sonnet for your Amy?~

#tickletease #miss amy's tickle teases #hairtickles #ticklefetish #tickletorture

[rockfact]

the only hat i wear is my gravity falls dipper hat and whenever i wear it i think abt . cosplaying ..m mbmnmnm

#I COULD.. I COULD COSPLAY HIM... i want to I want too I want to #this hat is too old id need new ones #(id get 2. one for a bipper cosplay. id splat blood on it and rub it in dirt lmao) #like i want to. so much bro. i want this. but . #idk ive never cosplayed before lmao idk how makeup works #OH AND I HAVE THE BOOK i cant spell the word. u know #so i soooo could. i soo so so could. mmmm

[dancingthesambaa]

The Smell of Plum Blossom Tea Ch 4

Summary: Just like a butterfly wing, a single act of kindness can change the course of the future, it certainly did for MK as a black-furred monkey put out a hand towards him.

Rating: Teen and up

Chapter 4: Ramen Noodles for the Soul

There was a battle commencing as two shadows faced off against each other, one being a ghastly figure that had the body of a tiger, but nine human heads with elongated necks and the other was a petite woman and all she had with her was a fan. The dark area surrounding them was riddled with buildings ripped apart and the still bodies of people then the beast lunged at her with a silent roar.

“The Kaiming Shou ran first as they viciously tried to strike the Geisha down,” the voice said as the creature was about to tackle her down, “but she was too quick for him,” the woman elegantly dodged as she leaped into the air.

“The woman was through with the beast wanton destruction so with her aim true she cut off the first head,” the woman fan opened and it had cut off one of the creature heads. “And then the second,” the next head soon plopped to the floor as she continued that action until she was left with only a headless body, “until finally none remained and with a flick of her fan,” The Geisha’s eyes seemed to narrow minutely as she gently waved her fan to the beast and it erupted in a gulf of blackened flames. “they had burned into the nothingness.”

The scene then transformed into one of peace, the bodies and destruction vanished and in its place, a field of flowers had grown next to a rustling town.

“No one knows exactly where the Geisha had gone nor who she was, but that had no purpose in the townspeople's eyes as they were grateful for saving them in their time of need,” the voice continued as the villagers all bowed to the field of flowers. “So they tell this story, not in hopes of finding who she was, but rather to tell all that if you ever happen to meet the valiant woman that saved them from ruins, to kindly welcome her with open arms.” The scene faded to black and a few seconds later a round of applause erupted with cheers quickly pursuing.

The voice took off his hood and gave a mock bow to the audience as made his way off the stage to let the next person go.

“Mac, why are you such a hard act to follow,” one of the performers sighed as he walked towards the stage, “you know everything after yours is gonna be less than mediocre.”

“Then get good,” he smirked.

“Maybe you're just too good,” he playfully punched the monkey's shoulder as he went to the stage to set up.

“That was awesome!” A young boy bolted from his seat as he collided into Macaque, “super cool!”

“Thanks kiddo,” he said as he lifted him off the ground and tucked him under his arm, “now let’s find your sister before she rips off your head.”

“Pfft, Yan Yan won’t be too-,”

“BAO!” A voice sternly called out and he could feel the boy shrink.

“Shit,” he muttered as he soon saw his sister followed by his brothers and sisters and a certain Jellyfish demon, “double shit.”

“Thank you for finding him Mackey, your plays are marvelous as always,” the bluenette woman gave a quick smile to her former teacher and her eyes pivoted on her idiot brother as it tightened, “as for you.”

“I love you very much,” Bao said with puppy dog eyes and a pout as soon as he was let down.

“Really,” Bohai deadpanned as one of the children began to play with his tendrils.

“Cute, but that stopped working a long time ago,” she instead began to lecture him on the dangers of leaving without telling anyone as they all left, some even complimenting him on his play as they walked by.

“Yan is really protective when it comes to them,” Mei hummed out as she dragged MK by the sleeve of his purple jacket, who was morning.

“You should see when they go out in the street, that’s a right nightmare,” he said as he tied his fluffy mane of fur back up in a ponytail. “Swear the only reason she is friends with Bohai is that he can help wrangle all those kids.”

“Soooo, I didn’t know you were such a theater nerd,” she mischievously grinned. She was excited to find out that the tough, grumpy monkey actually had a love for the theatrics and voluntarily went out from time to time to play at the theater. She teased him endlessly for this the second she found out about it.

“Dad likes his dramatics,” MK unhelpfully replied as he crossed his arms.

“What’s got you so moody,” the father asked and all he got was a groan in response.

“Someone dropped all of his snacks and he won’t stop whining about it,” she teased him.

“My caramel popcorn was in there!” He dramatically cried out and fell to his knees. “All that delicious goodness! Gone!”

“How about ol doc over here can take us to this amazing noodle shop I know,” Mei patted his shoulder.

“Really?” He looked up at her with hope.

“I am?” Mac quirked one of his eyebrows.

“Yes, because you don’t want two poor children to go hungry,” the fourteen year old put her hands on her head in a faint.

“I am soo hungry,” MK flopped on the ground to emphasize both of their points.

“I guess if I have to,” he begrudgingly agreed in a mocking tone as the two teenagers cheered.

“I’m telling you, this place's noodles are simply to die for,” Mei said as they approached a restaurant called Pigsy Noodles.

“I’ll take your word for it,” the monkey demon shrugged as Mei opened the doors wide open and they heard a friendly voice greet them.

“Welcome to Pigsy Noodles!” They saw a short pig in an apron turn around to face the group, “How can I help-,” he paused for a moment as he stared not at the kids, but rather at the monkey that was accompanying them. He didn’t know why, he never met the chimp before, but something felt a bit...off about that simian.

He wasn’t the only one as Macaque felt almost a tinge of tension, now he met all types of Pig demons, but he has never felt one so similar to Zhu Baije before.

It was a tense stand-off before Mei butted in, “We are here for your finest noodles! I promised MK here that yours is simply the best!”

This snapped the pig out in an instant as he smiled at the two, “well of course it is, come and sit. I’ll have the menu out in a jiffy,” he gave a nod and turned to grab the items.

The three sat down and the monkey gave a quick once over on Pigsy, both physically and spiritually, and relaxed once he realized that, no this was not the original Zhu Baije, it was just someone that had an eerie likeness to him. But he still kept a careful eye out to him and he knew that Pigsy was doing the same as he kept glancing over to him from time to time as he prepared another customer's food.

“Mmmm, this is good!” MK said as he slurped some of the noodles.

“What’d I tell you,” Mei said with her mouth full of Yao mein.

Macaque mentally agreed as he sat in between the both of them and silently ate his food.

“Many thanks from such esteemed customers,” the pig demon jokingly said.

“It’s quite good,” another voice added, though this time Pigsy's smile quickly turned to irritation at that voice.

“It's better to be the best damn thing you have eaten with the number of times you don’t pay freeloader,” he said.

“Ah, but isn’t the knowledge of my experience of my worldly knowledge of the unknowns, myths, and truth that surround our world. Whether it comes from the depths below to the heavens high in the sky, truly that is the greatest substance of all ” the man mysteriously says as his glasses almost glinted.

“Is it money,” Pigsy deadpanned.

“No,” the aura of mystery that surrounded him suddenly dissipated as he sheepishly grins.

“Then I don’t care!”

“What kind of unknown?” MK perked up as he turned to look at the stranger. “Is it cool? Are they adventures?”

“How about fights? Are there lots of action packed ones filled with danger and mysteries?!” Mei joined in as she got interested as well.

“All of that and more,” the stranger hopped into the chance to tell some of the stories that he had uncovered. “You have all heard the tale of the Legendary Monkey King, correct?”

“Yeah!” They both excitedly cheered but paused as they glanced back to Macaque who was still eating.

“As long as you don't up and leave the restaurant, you can listen,” he waved them off very much knowing why they looked to him in the first place. “Get me another bowl please,” Mac said to Pigsy as he handed him some money.

The pig just nodded as he turned his back to start up another bowl.

The two smiled at him and rushed off to hear the stories on the other end of the counter and that left both Pigsy and Macaque alone together, who both silently decided that it would be best to passively listen to the story than talk to each other.

“-and legends say, that only one with vast knowledge and strength are the only ones they can create the mystical pills of immortality,” Tang mysteriously said as the mythical book was laid out between them.

“So only people with amazing powers can do that!” MK’s eyes widened. “So cool!”

“Or they can just steal it, like the Monkey King,” Mei grinned.

“Or that too,” Tang nodded to her, “but even that was a feat in itself that he had managed to successfully procure such valuable items in that time frame.”

“Man it must be tough to find them all,” MK said.

“It is, some are deep under the seas where only the legendary dragons dwell, another is high up on the mountain tops where you have to pluck it just right or else you have to wait for eons before trying but want to know a secret,” Tang leaned in.

“Yeah,” they whispered and followed suit.

“There is said to be a plant in the Plum Blossom forest that is an ingredient to make the Pills, but no one has yet to find it,” the man happily stated as he began to talk, not knowing of the two nervous glances as they forced themselves not to turn around to a certain monkey.

Macaque only grinned into his cup once he heard that, but Pigsy scoffed.

“Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me,” he said as he wiped down the counters.

“Well every myth has a fraction of the truth,” he rebutted, “so I’m not giving up my exploration yet.”

“You visit the forest?” Mei curiously asked.

“I try to go as much as I can, but not just for the plants, there is rumored to be all types of different mythical creatures and spirits that wander in the forest,” Tang excitedly said.

“Oh really,” MK forced out with a pained grin, Mei was the same as she had seen some of them when she slept over one day. “That sounds really cool.”

“So,” the pigtailed girl tried to redirect the conversation, “I want to hear more about the Monkey King or any other gods, please.”

“Well I do have one in mind,” the man's eyes lit up as he flipped through the pages.

The two kids have a sigh of relief.

“The Six Eared Macaque is an interesting one.”

And immediately they both tensed back up.

“He is a demon that has caused mass confusion throughout history as no historian can agree which version is correct,” he landed on a page with a shadowed monkey with glowing violet eyes that seemed to bore into them.

“Oh, well-,” MK was cut off by Tang as he went on.

“Is he this one-note villain that simply stood in the Monkey King way or is he more of the mischievous trickster that helped wandering souls against vengeful beings and healed those when they asked. Is he both? If so, was he the healer before or after the Journey? If before then why did he decide to attack the Monkey King? If after, how did he survive that last attack? There are just too many questions that surround the origin of the Six-Eared Macaque, it’s truly quite fitting due to his nature.”

“It really is,” Mei gritted her teeth and slowly turned to face said Monkey demon, “hey Ma-I mean fluffy, I think it’s time we head home, right MK.”

“Yes we do,” he robotically said as the two made their way back to him.

“Oh is it getting late?” Tang blinked, “I didn’t even realize it.”

“It’s all good,” Macaque smirked as he ruffled the two heads, “nice stories.”

“History you mean,” he gave a wide smile, “besides, they were very good listeners…sorry I didn't catch your name?”

“Macaque,” he happily ignored the kid's panicked stares at him.

The man looked at him for a solid minute before laughing, “like the Six Eared Macaque! What a strange coincidence.”

“It sure is,” he smirked.

“Your parents must have loved the myths then,” he wiped a tear.

He shrugged, “it came along the way.”

Tang was a bit confused by that, but before he could ask the monkey he put a hand on both of the teenager’s shoulders and they seemed to vanish the next moment.

“…alright I’m not even gonna question how,” Pigsy grumbled as he continued cleaning.

“He vanished like a thief in the night,” Tang said in amusement.

“At least this thief paid for his food,” the pig grumbled then he noticed that there was some money with a note. Pigsy took a glance at the message and he gave a slight grin, “congratulations Tang, I won’t be on your ass today about your meal.”

“Huh, but you never let go of a chance to put it over my head?” The historian questioned as he walked over.

“Well you can thank their dad,” the pig demon showed him the note and he read it.

Thanks for keeping them entertained, food is on me.

“Well that is nice of him,” he smiled, “I hope they come back sometimes.”

“Hmph, any paying customers are more than welcome,” the pig said as he continued his cleaning, while the historian was more than happy as he continued to eat.

It was the middle of the day and both kids had their designated classes, whether online or home tutoring, and he was currently plucking out some of the weeds from a batch of Morning Glories when he saw the flowers bloom. “Back again already crackpot,” he called out as he took out one of the longer weeds he was plucking out of his mouth.

A croaky voice with a laugh, “what can I say, I can’t stay away from your glowing personality.”

He rolled his eyes as he stood up and turned to meet a balding old man with frizzy red hair and no shoes on his feet, “fuck off.”

The old man gave him a toothy grin as he flopped to the ground, poured a cup of wine, and held it out to the monkey.

“A bit too early for a drink there Shen,” he mused as he took the cup from his hand and sat next to him.

“It’s late somewhere else,” he chuckled and leaned back against one of the Plum trees.

“Yeah yeah,” he waved him off and took a sip of the drink, “don’t you get tired of drinking the same shit every time?”

“Yep,” Shen said.

“And you're still not gonna switch it out any time soon?”

“Nope,” he grinned and took a swing.

“You know one day you’re gonna tell me what the hell this is,” he grumbled in his drink.

“Not on my life.”

“Thought so.”

“Hey Dad,” MK called out as he entered the infirmary, “do you know where-,” he paused as he saw that he wasn’t alone.

“Didn’t expect you to have a hatchling,” the large alligator demon said, or what he assumed was an alligator as he looked almost similar to a ghost but in blue.

“Not most do,” Mac said as he picked out a violet plant and started to look it up in a book.

“Uhhhh,” his mind was running a mile a minute trying to come up with what was happening. “Sorry?”

He waved him off, “just be glad it wasn’t surgery.”

“So what is going on?” He asked as he slowly closed the door behind him.

“Just whipping up an antidote for him,” he hummed out.

“I didn’t know ghosts needed medicine.”

“Not a ghost,” the alligator muttered.

“Huh?”

“What he means is that he’s in his corporeal form,” Mac further explained as he began to dice up the plant. “Had to with the amount of poison in his system, so I just placed him in the lamp as usual.”

“Poison!? Lamp?!” He said in alarm.

“…oh I guess you have never seen it before, hold on.” Mac finished placing the last ingredient inside, stirred it, and let it simmer. He turned to the alligator, “want to rest or free roam?”

“Rest,” he said.

The monkey complied as he used his tail to grab a lantern and in the next moment, the transparent demon was gone.

“What is that?” MK went forward to get a better look.

“This is the Shadow Lamp, it allows me to store people's bodies in there, which puts said bodies in a stasis thus allowing me plenty of time to make the medicine needed.”

“Oh, so it’s like a fancy tool to help patients! Why don’t all doctors have this?”

“Cause originally this was not a medical tool,” he explained as he carefully set the lamp down.

“A weapon? How?” He tilted his head, he didn’t see how a lamp can cause harm.

“It was used to suck the bodies in the lamp, but be able to control their shadow against their own will,” he inwardly chuckled at MK's shocked face.

“What?! That can happen?!”

“Yep.”

“But wait?” He backtracked as he looked at the lamp, “if it’s so dangerous why are you using it?”

“At the end of the day, a weapon is just a tool,” he quietly said, “it doesn’t have any emotions, no attachments, no moral conceptions, it’s just a tool that anyone can use. It’s the one who uses the weapon that determines how the tool can be used.”

“Really?”

Macaque paused as he looked into MK bright eyes, he gave a small smile.

“Really.”

He put away his supplies and safety materials before ruffling MK’s long hair. “Now how about you tell me what you were originally here for nightlight.”

“Oh right! Do you know where the spare water bottles are? The others have holes punctured in them.”

“Damnit Minsheng,” Mac pinched his nose, “they should be in the bottom cabinet by the fridge.”

“Thanks!” He said as he left the infirmary, “Want me to bring you anything?”

“No, I’ll be a bit busy,” he muttered as he took out his phone, “I have a few arrangements to make, specifically with some glue, rope, and a whole lot of glitter.

“Hey Pigsy!” MK hollered out as he walked into the shop, “the usual please!”

“Coming right up,” the pig grinned as he was already preparing his order.

The fifteen year old grinned as he sprawled over the counter, “Tang not here today?”

“Surprisingly no, he’s probably off at the library or some antique store,” the pig demon then noticed that he was alone, “surprised I don’t see Macaque or Mei here.”

“Well Mei wanted to pick out her future bike, so she dragged Dad over to the auto shop.”

“Auto Shop? For a bike?”

“Motorcycle,” he explained.

“Ah,” he nodded and placed his food in front of him, “bon appetit.”

“Thank you!” He cheerfully replied as he dug into his food.

Pigsy just grins at the boy as he was about to go back to cleaning up since MK was the only one in, but he paused as a probing thought couldn’t leave his mind. He knows it wasn’t any of his business and he hasn’t seen anything damaging nor even concerning, but his damn gut has been bothering him ever since he laid eyes on him. “So kid.”

“Hm?” MK looked up as some noodles were hanging from his mouth.

“I'm a bit curious about your old man, he isn’t the chattiest bunch and I’m a bit curious at what he does,” he casually asks.

“He’s a doctor!”

“Really?” Now that was a surprise, he was betting on being some sort of martial arts teacher.

“Really! He’s super smart and a bunch of people and demons go to him, he’s even had a student before.”

“Huh, doesn’t seem like the type to take on a student.”

“No, but she was really persistent,” he grinned at the understatement.

“I bet.”

“Though he is a bigggg worrywart,” he leaned back from his chair.

“He is?”

“Oh yeah, like there was this one time when I was ten that I scraped my finger against a really thorny plant and when I yelled out, he instantly picked me up and started to treat my entire arm as he tried to find out if the plant was poisonous while asking me if I had a fever, nausea or any other symptoms and during that entire time I was not let down,” he deadpanned.

He snorted at the image, “that certainly is unexpected.”

“He also sometimes performs shadow plays at the theater.”

“Flair for the dramatics,” he quirked his eyebrow.

“Like you wouldn’t believe it,” he nodded.

Pigsy chuckled, “makes me wonder how he met your mother then.” Though he stopped as he saw MK fell silent and his face flushed. “…did I say something wrong?”

His head shot up and he shook his hands, “No! Nothing! You said nothing wrong! Well-actually a bit, but not anything mean! It’s just that-well he…adopted me.” He couldn’t help the grin that formed on his face.

“Oh-shit, I’m sorry that was really callous of me,” he winced, “I’m sorry for your loss.”

“My loss?” His grin faded at the unusual statement.

“Your parents,” he clarified.

“Oh,” face completely slack and blank, “they're not dead.”

Pigsy’s eyes blinked, “Oh,” then he came to the realization of just what he meant and his voice and face dropped, “oh.”

MK gave a sad little smile, “Yeah, he actually found me in a back alley when it was about to rain and he adopted me from that point on. He may not be blood related to me, but he’s still my dad.”

The pig smiles and begins to heat some noodles, “and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Now, you want some more? This one is on the house.”

“Yes please!” He perked up.

Pigsy couldn’t help but give a wide smile at the child's affectionate nature, it was contagious.

‘Glad for my gut to be wrong for once,’ he mentally thought as he poured the soup in, ‘he just looks like the usual jackasses you see in the underbelly, but he’s just a protective bastard for his kid…kids, half sure that he practically adopted girlie.’ He should ask the monkey next time he comes in, it would be hilarious to see his reaction…damnit Tang has infected him.

Macaque was standing in front of the two teenagers in one of the forest's many clearings, “So after much deliberation, I decided to finally teach you how to actually fight.”

“I told you we would wear him down eventually,” Mei nudged MK, but they were both caught off guard when their feet were swept under them and they fell on their butts.

“First lesson, don’t let your guard down,” he said as his tail gently swished behind him, “that is the height of stupidity that will get you killed.”

“Noted,” they both groaned.

“Now,” he waited for a bit for them to get on their feet, “I can’t promise you that I am an expert on martial arts, most of my moves are just street fighting, but I can promise you that by the time I’m done with you guys, you will actually have a chance to put up a fight.”

MK and Mei listen intently.

“Mei,” she perks up, “I know your family has some sort of dragon ancestor right?”

“Oh yeah! The Great Dragon of the West Sea,” she proudly stated.

Macaque could only blink at the irony as he quickly realized just who her ancestor, or rather the son of the said ancestor, was, “Nope, not going to open that can of worms,” he muttered. “But yes that, and I believe that you have already looked through some of the martial arts teachings that was formed by him?”

“Yeahhh, but I’m having real trouble with actually learning some of the moves,” she nervously chuckled.

“That’s cause it shares the same qualities as Tai Chi, though with much serpentine movement, I have fought quite a few with that kind of style and usually two things stand out to me, they are quick and accurate.”

“Like a snake,” she nodded.

“Like a snake,” he agreed, “I can definitely teach a few off of the top of my head, but it would probably be best if I see a few of your scrolls at a later point so I can demonstrate.”

“Hell yeah!” She pumped her fist in the air.

“Alright, MK,” his head perked up at the call of his name, “you have zero knowledge of any type of fighting.”

He deflated at that.

“Which makes it easier to incorporate my style onto you.”

He instantly inflated back up.

“If there is one thing I have learned in all my years of fighting is-,” he vanished from view and both kids scrambled forward to escape being surprised from behind, only to be startled when they found their heads being gently pushed down from above and they were once again sprawled out.

“Be unpredictable,” he cheekily stated as he landed back down.

“Why do I get the feeling that we’re going to be falling down a lot,” MK said as he lifted his face off the grass.

“I have a feeling you're right,” Mei muttered as she laid flat on her back.

“Like I said, welcome to your first class my unruly disciples,” he gave the most shit eating grin, “you have a lot to learn.”

#monkie kid #mk #macaque #PlumTeaAU

[beelas-bees]

HOOOO

Finished season three of MHA and lemme tell you I WAS NOT PREPARED

I teared up twice but that's only because I can't cry well anymore. The development of different characters??? Fucking killed me

The Wild, Wild Pussycats? We stan

The training camp attack was soooo good! It was everything I wanted from the USJ attack ngl

I LOVE KOTA!! Like,, can we please see him again? Plus the face-off against Deku and Muscular was awesome! And the realistic backlash of the fight that comes back to Midoriya mmmm yes

The Tokoyami and Shoji bit I could probably rant about for days so I'm not gonna.

The Tetsutetsu and Kendo bit SLAYED me! I love them! Also Yaoyorozu and (the boy I can't remember the name of oof) were soo awesome!

Todoroki and Bakugo facing off against that gross teeth guy was fun! Asui and Uraraka against Toga was scarily good!

And Aoyama!! He was the reason that Shoji was able to save Tokoyami and almost save Bakugo! He was soo good this season!

Midoriya's scream after broke my heart 😢

The saving of Bakugo was hella amazing!! Kirishima, I can understand why people love him and I agree. Everything about it was so so good

Don't even get me started on the Provisional Licensing Exam. I loved all the characters! The development! So good! I'm bad at names but the vibrate guy was awesome!! Kaminari has gotten so SO good. The the mini fight and cooperation between Todoroki and the guy that hated him was just YES!! Todoroki and Bakugo not getting their licenses was such a PUNCH in the face!

Did I skip over All Might? My bad. I love his fight against All For One and his protection of the civilian! His retirement and visit to a captured All For One!

And Midoriya saving All Might from a falling rock with his new shoot style was a yes!! Seeing a new fighting style is sooo refreshing. I loved seeing Hastume Mei again!! I missed that crazy girl. That glimpse of Shinsou broke my heart.

That Mirio(?) guy at the end gives me the creeps however-

Just saying, I LOVED this season! I have been watching the English dub but I'm gonna watch season four in the sub!

#sorry for the #rant #i might rant more later lol #theres a lot i didnt touch on #just saying! i love mha!! #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #i guess? #mha #bnha #maybe i should make a ramble tag..

[thebsbakery]

Chili Cheese Dog Meatloaf

First post on the foodblog, woop. Soo I figure I’m gonna start out with a thing that I made a while back (and yes I posted this on my main blog, but I figure since this is a food blog and this meatloaf was that damned good, I’m gonna put it here as well).

Quick notes of the recipe I used. Keep in mind that I didn’t write any of this down, so the amounts and what I used are more or less guesstimations.

3lbs ground turkey

Half of a good-sized onion

CHEEEEEEESE!!

A can of chili

4 hot dogs

~1tbs Chives

~3tbs Garlic powder

~3tbs Chili powder

~1/2 tbs Sage

~2tbs Onion powder

~1cup grated parmesean cheese

~1 cup french fried onions

And now...the food porn...

Dis is all the major players. Okay, so there’s a couple things missing here, but who cares? We’ll get to that stuff.

Also yes, I am well aware that my counter space is a hot mess. My kitchen is not big enough for two cooks, and the main work area isn’t even big enough for one.

Anyways, step one: just throw the stuff in the bowl.

...and mix. 

My method of choice is my hands, but if for some reason the idea of squishing around raw meat and stuff, I guess you could use a spatula or something. Me, personally, I find I get a much better mix (and soooo much more satisfaction) by getting my hands in there. 

Now we move onto the chili cheese dog part. Slice up your onion, cut your cheese, and get your can of chili. 

First ya layer in about half of your meat mixture into whatever casserole dish you have lying around. Then add your hot dogs, and sprinkle on your onions...

...then give them a blanket of chili to keep ‘em warm...

...and finally, the cheese. Don’t worry, this is not all the cheese I used for this thing.

Cover it all up with the second half of your meat mix, and it’s ready to bake. For frustration reasons, I used the mini-oven, rather than the regular one that always seems to smoke like a chimney even when it’s clean.

The sucker fits. Barely. I can guarantee that this will make your apartment (or house, or dorm room, or wherever your place of residence is) smell delicious. More than once I had to chase mom out of the kitchen.

It should bake for about an hour, to hour and a half, depending on how hot your oven’s at. I forget what mine was at so I’m not even gonna try and guess.

Mmm, hell~o gorgeous. All golden with the cheese on top (I added the extra cheddar about five minutes before pulling it out of the oven, but that turned out to not be quite long enough to get it all melty and gooey sooo I’d say ten-ish minutes before, add the last of your cheese. Or not, if you prefer less cheese. I can’t imagine why tho)...mmmm.....

Needless to say, it was devoured. The chili, the cheese, the MEAT...mmmmm. We had leftovers for days, and it never got old. 

...I really need to make this again. With dumplings.

#food #foodgasm #food porn #chili cheese dog meatloaf #chili #cheese #dog #meatloaf #recipe #inomit #did i mention this is food porn?

[che117]

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Thnx to @zeramona for tag me on this, it was really fun 😖 xD 😈Name: Cesar like the king⚡️<br> ☠️Nicknames: ppfff alot: che, hunter, rata, rathalos, papaUpa(dont know why or the reason, but everytime i got online on my xbox my friend just say, papaUpa is on tha house) seth rogen(but now i am not that fat so the drop the nick name 🌝) and my favorite from my highschool days Shrek.<br> ~Gender: a male wierd humanxD<br> *Star sign: Scorpio 🦂<br> •Height: 6’ or 182.88 cm<br> -Sexual orientation: im cool, 👌<br> ¥Hogwarts house: i got expell 😭 (Dont make bets on quidditch games😭) ➡️Favorite color: metallic, red, black, white <br> 🐾Favorite animal: skunk( because you never feel fear until you got a skunk smelling your feet and walk over my shoes just to get to a piece of candy on the floar righ next to my shoes, and then he stare at you like"do something asshole and i spray the shit out of you") 💤Average hours of sleep:ppff i am like a big bear i just sleep 10 hours easy but on work day meaby like 6-7<br> 😼Cat or dog person🐕: dog all the way, but on my last 3 years i been living with a cat, name gitana, and she is cute but got a bad behavior, you can only tuch her when she wants to, if not beware of the claws.</p> 👽Favorite fictional characters: sam fisher(splinter cell books and games) liliana vess (magic the gathering) and lan hikari megaman hikari (from megaman battle network series) 🌬Please specify on a Number of blankets: 1 big one <br> 🎧Favorite singer/band: there is alot but tyron gonzales aka canserbero is and will be my favorite singer( RIP )😭, and avenged sevenfold could be my favorite band ✈️Dream trip: lets go to japan, and china! And then i will move to hawai or move back to puerto rico 🌠Dream job: do nothing and gain monny 😂😂 but i love my work of bartending and cooking soo in chilling. 👽When was this blog created: like 3 years ago👽 🌝Current number of followers you got: mmmm not that much, like 50 👌 🌚What made you decide to make a tmblr: my best friend keep talking about tmblr and here i am Soooo yeees done 😂 Reblog and tag someone @dalishdelight your turn.

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