#so i think that a d*ck joe would make him blushy bc.... THAT FOR S*XYTIME....

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do you think katsuki would be a secret horny bitch or some shy nerd? i know most ppl perceive him in fics as the guy whos been itching to fuck you but i kinda like the idea where he’s shy and awkward when you just make a dick joke yk?

OH MAN, I love questions like this... so bear with me for a sec...

I know this might be a little bit... disputed... by some (despite how I can go into more detail if needed)... but I am honestly sort of with you in believing that Bakugo probably leans more to the shy nerd and traditional side of things when it comes to things like dick jokes.

Not to say, you know, that he's really all that freaked out or bothered by them (because he obviously knows when people are messing around)... but what makes them different is when they're specifically about or coming from you.

Because more so than it being an either-or situation, it's almost more like it's both... being interested in you (and wanting to fuck you) is what actually causes him to get flustered in the first place, mostly due to the fact that he doesn't want to mess up what you have or expose his feelings over a silly joke.

(And if you aren't already dating, I think he's more of an... ask them out first... type guy.)

I just honestly think that... Bakugo is probably a total prude when it comes to relationships and views them as pretty special, mostly because he'd never enter one if that isn't what he really wanted... so to joke around about fucking (something I can see him believing to be "a couple's activity only")... takes away from the actual... courting process and/or shows he's not as serious about other things when it comes to being with you.

(Even if he does have his own needs.)

I do see it being the other way around, though... if you weren't dating and Bakugo thought he didn't have a chance with you, or that you didn't like him back. Not that I believe he's one to fuck around, but... if he knows he can't be in a relationship with you, the least he can do is joke about dicks with you right back as a way to tease or flex.

(And honestly, though this can go both ways, I think virgin!Bakugo gets a lot more flustered than non-virgin!Bakugo... mostly just due to lack of experience in general. I see a more mature Bakugo getting flustered because he doesn't want to talk about you like that, scare you off or admit that the jokes are sorta... true.)

Regardless, hopefully this made some sense!!!

#bakugo x reader #bakugo thoughts #i really hope i explained this properly #i wrote a whole separate answer and hated it #but either way.... yea i think he view relationships as special #theres a scene of him yelling at the todorokis for talking abt their dirty laundry in front of guests #and doing things by the book #so combine that with his very... driven nature and the fact that he takes what he wants #and it just sorta made me think that bakugo... probably really values more traditional home dynamics... #like dates and roses and first time s*x being special #so i think that a d*ck joe would make him blushy bc.... THAT FOR S*XYTIME.... #i cant even explain it idk #bc its so personal to me since no one talks abt it usually #not that hes not a devious guy who wouldnt funk u in his office... just that he has to be in a mood and it should be more private.... #or come later in your relationship depending on how long youve been together #ASK #ANON #caitie post #bakugo