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p0ssywhippedcream · 1 year

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i gotchu on the asks babe percy jackson and water play 😈😈😈 ALSO THE L THING I ASKED FOR WAS SO SO GOOD TYTYTY and one tiny request can i be 💕anon pls 🙏

hey love! really appreciate the ask and i’m happy you liked the L ask however because Percy is officially still a minor, I’m gonna have to make this one SFW.

“Percy, I swear to the gods if you don’t-”

You’re interrupted with a spat of water on your cheek.

“Percy.” You growl, a warning not heeded.

He squirts you again with his water gun.

“If you get any on my calculus, I will have a aneurysm.”

Another splat of water against your face, that’s it.

You stand up so harshly, you chair flies back and you shake your desk. You march over to Percy, who is now giggling nervously and backing up.

You lunge for your boyfriend and he dodges just barely, taking off out the door of his cabin. You’re right behind him, cursing up a bigger storm than Jason could conjure as you chase him.

Percy zeroes in on the lake and steering your pursuit of him towards it. Just as he reaches it and turns around to drench you, you reach him and tackle him backwards.

His focus was entirely on you, allowing his clothes and body to be completely soaked. You wrestle his face underwater, he pushes you and you flip him and so goes it.

At one point, you just start chucking handfuls of mud at him and he’s spraying an endless stream of lake water up your nose. You’re not angry anymore, you just like hitting him splat in the face with mud and watching his legs replace his where his head was as he falls.

He goes under and the deep cleaning of your nostrils stops. You take a breath, waiting for him to emerge and-

You’re tugged back with a splash, the lungful of delicious oxygen instead being a lungful of algae-infested water. You shove him off and sit up, coughing horribly and sputtering colorful language as you wipe your nose.

Percy’s rubbing your back, he clearly didn’t think you’d inhale so much water and he feels pretty guilty.

“You okay?”

You nod through your hacking and when you finally clear your throat, you pull him in. He relaxes, rubs your head and is about to help you up when something wet, chunky and slick slides down the back of his t-shirt.

He jumps away from you, screeching as the mud leaves a snail trail all the way down to his butt and shaking like a dog to get it off him. You’re cackling loudly, pointing like an entertained three-year-old as he struggles.

You two really are a perfect for each other.

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jadedrrose · 2 years

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I loveeee your lawctober prompts! 🥰 what about semi public sex & bath/water sex? I was thinking some bath house action or something of the sorts 😈 no particular time period but canon post time skip Law is my favorite. He’s just too yummy.

Thankssss!❤️

I got carried away with this one bc it lined up perfectly with the dream I had about Law the other day. (We had bath seggs in it lol)

With all the stress of being undercover (and somewhat getting caught… thanks to Law not covering his tattooed hands.) in the Land of Wano, you jumped at the opportunity when Shinobu suggested going to the bathhouse in the capital.

The first issue was that only the girls were going, and Law refused to leave you alone in such a dangerous country. But they reluctantly allowed him to tag along.

The second issue; Law was more hesitant nevertheless. Neither of you had heard from the crew in a while, and he was understandably worried. But you reassured him, telling him that this would allow him to relax a little bit, and he could of course bring the mini snail phone in case they called. So the five of you set off for the capital’s bathhouse.

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Law was regretting it even more when you’d all arrived.

It was a mixed bathhouse. As in, the men and women bathed together, all in one pool.

Law didn’t necessarily get jealous, but he hated the idea of anyone else, especially the men, seeing you in the bath, naked (even if the water would cover anything).

Just as he was going to protest and force you to leave with him, you gasped. “Shit! Law, you can’t even undress to a towel. Your tattoos…”

Good. Now you’d leave without resisting.

“Oh, you two could get a private bath, you know,” Shinobu said. “It’s not free, but it’ll at least keep him from being found out.”

Law’s scowl grew deeper. He agreed with a sigh, grumbling the whole way to the private room about how the two of you shouldn’t have gone in the first place.

Sliding the door shut, Law ran his hand over his face, about to loudly tell you that this was the stupidest thing ever.

But then he looked up, seeing you.

Your kimono slipped off your body, revealing your figure to him. You stepped into the bath, letting out what almost sounded like a moan at the feeling of the warm water.

“Law, why are you just standing there? Get in.”

Snapping out of whatever trance that was, he slowly began undressing, folding up the clothes and setting them near your ones which were lazily thrown onto the floor.

He joined you in the water, sitting beside you. While yes, the warm water was welcoming, he still didn’t like the situation. So he kept staring ahead, scowl on his face.

He turned to face you when he felt your hands on him, pulling his hat off and throwing it over to where your clothes were. You then ran your hand through his dark hair. Slowly, Law relaxed into your touch.

“There. I told you this would be nice,” you said.

“I’m still concerned about the others. They could be in trouble, and I won’t know.”

“Law, baby. They’re okay. I promise.” You reassured him, smiling up at him.

“You’d better be right,” he mumbled.

You kissed his cheek and giggled. “Besides. I think I know of a way to distract you.”

Law raised an eyebrow at you, and you continued smirking up at him before sliding over so you could sit in his lap.

Your bare breasts pushed against his chest, and you wrapped your legs around his waist.

“Y/n, no. There’s too many people around.”

“I’ll be quiet, promise.”

“You say that like you’ve successfully stayed quiet before.”

You playfully slapped his arm. “Shut up… but it’s serious this time, so I will.”

He didn’t speak for a moment, but finally he nodded.

Smiling, you placed your lips against his plush ones, connecting them. Your arms wrapped around his neck and he put his hands on you. One on your back, the other against your bottom.

After a moment, you slid your tongue out to poke at his lips. He opened his own to allow you access.

Since you were sitting on his lap, naked, it wasn’t hard for you to start sliding along his thigh, grinding on him. Every time you’d move up, your stomach would hit his cock, causing it to grow hard.

“You’re so pathetic. Fucking yourself on my thigh,” he said, pulling his face away.

You pulled back too, spit that was once connected your lips falling back against your chin. Your mouth hung open, trying to regain your breath.

“Sorry,” you panted. “It’s just… been so long..”

“I know.” He said.

You began whining, grinding down harder. Law knew you were close to cumming. So he halted your movements.

“Not yet, y/n-ya.”

“Law, you asshole,” you whined.

“Shhh. We’re only getting started.”

Law lifted your body up so he could take hold of his cock, lining it up with your cunt. It took him a moment to get it situated, since your lower halves were underwater. But being a surgeon meant he knew the human body; your body very well. So he didn’t struggle for more than a couple seconds.

“Remember, you have to keep quiet,” he told you.

You nodded, lowering yourself down, his cock sliding between your folds and stretching your cunt out. Already forgetting his words, you let out a moan, but it was cut short by Law’s hand smacking over your mouth.

“Didn’t I just say to be quiet?!”

You tried to apologize, but couldn’t due to the large hand covering your mouth.

Law only removed his hand when you licked it.

“‘m sorry, Law. But you’re so big… fuck. I’m sorry.”

“Shh. It’s alright. You can just bite on my shoulder if you really need to moan.”

You nodded once again, laying your head beside his. After a moment, Law began thrusting up into your cunt, and you assisted him by rocking your hips in sync with him.

“Law… baby, I don’t think I can do it,” you whined.

“Yes you can. You have to.”

Without any warning, his hips snapped into you harshly, and you quickly bit down on his skin to muffle your cry of pleasure.

This continued for a few more minutes, before Law stopped moving.

“Law?”

He began to stand up, hooking his arms under you and pulling you up with him. He stepped over to the other side of the bath, placing you down so he was now on top of you.

He resumed his movements, only now they were three times as rough, since he could freely move his hips now.

“Ahh, fuck, Law,” you whined, biting on his shoulder again.

“You’d better not move that pretty mouth of yours, ‘cause I’m not holding back.”

And with that being your only warning, Law began fully slamming himself into you, his cock now practically bruising your insides.

He hissed as you bit down even harder, desperately trying to cover up your moans. But he was being so rough with you that it was becoming hard, and he could tell with your mouth being so close to his ear.

“Shit, you’re so tight, y/n. It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten just how tightly you squeeze my cock.”

“Mmmph!” You cried against his skin, your body shaking as you instantly came, his words throwing you over the edge.

“Fuck, and now you’re cumming on my cock. You’re doing so good baby, keeping quiet.”

But he kept thrusting, chasing his own high. You knew he was close once his hips began stuttering in their movements.

“Think you can cum again?” He asked.

You nodded against him, your nails now digging deep into his back.

Law let go of one side of your back to grab your face, pulling it away from his shoulder. One sharp moan escaped your lips before he pushed your face into his, his mouth now covering up your moans.

His thrusts became more sloppy, seconds away from climaxing. You knew you’d cum once again at any second, too.

Law couldn’t help letting out a groan, which went straight to your lips. The sound of it caused you to cum again.

Only seconds later, Law came too, releasing his load inside your sore cunt. He slowed down, and you moved your mouth away from his.

“You did so good, y/n-ya.”

“But we still weren’t exactly quiet,” you said, noticing how silent the room was now.

With all the movement, the water of the bath was getting all jostled around and splashing everywhere. You hadn’t noticed until the sound had stopped, when you realized how quiet it suddenly was.

“Shit. I guess I was too distracted to even think about that,” Law admitted.

You giggled and rested your head against his as he moved to sit down in the water again.

“So… how about we actually relax now?” You asked.

“That sounds… fine.” He agreed.

So that’s what the two of you did; holding each other close within the warm water, relaxing.

Until you heard some familiar voices, good and bad ones, outside in the main bath…

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questionablepastries · 7 months

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Wahoo I beat armored core (just now now!) thoughts below (and spoilers of course)

I can’t believe they made me fight an upgraded balteus lmao but what balteus wasn’t ready for was an upgraded ME 😈

Good game! Visually very very pretty to look at, mentally I’m clapping a lot at the credits rn lol

And the choices the game made me do lol aaaaaghhh. I almost considered putting the game down for the day when it asked me to betray carla. Same thing with eliminating G1 Michigan, only because I thought VIII Pater was my friend (turns out he’s sick in da head!! Scary guy. Really lives up to his AC name “dual nature” whew) less messed up arquebus members the better. In the end I went with ayre all the way but not because I like ayre but because of 2 things

1) carla she did try to kill me once (she made up for it by saving my ass out of prison tho)

2) (the more important reason why I sided with Ayres idea) — who knows what the ecosystem of the planet would be like with the complete removal of coral, not to mention coral is semi sentient so it’d be like super massacre if I went with Carla (and Walters) idea of destroying it all. ALSO, the destruction of the giant space ship crashing into that coral harvesting place, like what would life be like for the rubiconians? Even worse? Nobody has their interests in minds bc as far as they’re concerned they’re always caught in the middle of some corporation war, so if I sided with Carla it’d be adding fuel to that corporation war fire :(

Like ayre says at the end though, I’m sure we can avoid a fires of ibis situation 2.0 if we work really hard together. 621 is a human that didn’t lose their mind completely after contact with coral voices and maybe it has to do with the fact that they’re a fourth generation human (since the later generations worked out the kinks of not having to hear coral anymore)

Also. During the very sad heartbreaking (for me) killing carla mission, do u know how excited I was to beat the shit out of snail lmao

After reading that his augmentations were only perfected thanks to who knows how many innocent deaths, and his mind re-education shenanigans I’ve hated his ass since DAY ONE. Even IF he’s a sassy funny guy

Ok the ps just told me the trophy for this ending is called liberator of rubricon. Whatever ending that is lol idk what ppl are calling it

God I already miss Walter why’d they make me kill him too lol

ON THAT NOTE I MISS RUSTY I THINK WALTER MAY HAVE KILLED HIM. I’m gonna stick to anime rules for this one and that’s “no body seen no death” yup rusty is still out there (<- copium)

Oh wow ok I guess NG+ just starts like that huh, that’s ok w me I’ll do a NG+ run just to see the other endings, they better not make me actually kill rusty tho that’d break my heart more than it did to take out carla and chatty : (

Also pvp is fun but I’m ok at it lol I keep losing a ton but I’ve had a couple of close matches and won like 4 matches so far

Oh right about snail tho, back in the Carla mission? I was talking mad shit while fighting him like “I ALREADY BEAT YOUR DATA IN THE ARENA YOU THINK YOURE HOT SHIT??” that sorta thing. And u know how dissapointed I was that I didn’t kill him right then and there? His ass escaped that ass beating. Don’t matter tho I terminated his ass for good when he was riding that toddler ass upgraded baby chair balteus 2.0

Idk how from soft does it but they keep making these super super climatic boss fights and super fucking awesome attack patterns that are both visually appealing and difficult to evade/survive but when you do it’s like you’re really in the fight in that moment it’s awesome :) this happened with balteus, balteus 2 purple laser moment, and the fuckinnggggg icewormmmm, malenia elden ring comes to mind (alongside demon souls king of storm)

And I can’t believe they got me with the sekiro monkey “it’s not dead! It’s getting up again!” Moment too god damn that flying boss whew, sad the game wouldn’t let me use that boss’ sweet ass wings as a part to equip :(

Rusty really warmed up to me, initially I was a hater because his ass was always setting me up with these missions that always had an extra lil spice in them meant to kill me or set me up in some way (probably arquebus’ fault) but he…. Waghhhggg………”the first to join” ok cool….ty for being so eager to reunite with me rusty…I honestly thought he was dead after the ice worm mission….and the fucking line he says “there’s only one person who can keep up with me” with 621 in on the comm to listen in on….what are we…….(we’re buddies…)

Great game. And amazing cast of characters, like maybe it’s the voice acting that really nailed it but for me to care about a bunch of people (g1 Michigan…..) that you never actually see in game and only hear is wild lol

I do not care for ayre tho. I’m sorry I’m a hater, she always said some common sense stuff like “remember to dodge” baby we been on how many missions together now please. If she was a deep voiced lady I would’ve been on my hands and knees tho, and if she had a male voice I’d be even worse lol

Cortana ass!!!! Anyways cutest ayre moment was 621 and her watching these giant nuke missles hit a massive structure and she’s like (cutely) “they’re really like fireworks” & I had to laugh and be like we gotta get u some real fireworks ayre they don’t look like this gsvdvdvd

Right and do u know how much I was pogging when the fake raven or Rather the Real Raven showed up??? Damn what was that guys situation about and their handler too? Hmmmmm (dlc potential?)

Fun ass game! Slow start but momentum wise it keeps speeding up and then the end is like WHAM did ya like it and I gotta be like YEAH. I DID. Now I have the urge to play the other endings in ng+ since my AC is geared the fuck up to handle anything I feel like. Kinda wish the pacing at the start stayed the whole way as in slow pacing the entire game with the game letting me kill more shounen protagonist types lol (although that would mean killing ppl like Rusty hmmm my sadism for wanting more murder of naive protagonist types and love for rusty is like oil and water when it comes to that idea lol)

One complaint tho just one, the ost can be somewhat lacking. It has its moments tho!! There’s like 3 tracks that really kill it, and they’re at important moments too. Iceworm, balteus 2.0/snail showdown, and Carla fight are good. The rest went over my head tho sowwy

Now that I’ve achieved credits in this game im a certified armored core fan (even tho this is my first one) and I’m glad this game is getting attention! I really hope they release more AC games bc this kicked ass, maybe they can take a break before taking that on though, because every single mission is pretty breath taking visually, and MASSIVE in terms of sheer size sometimes like damn. Lots of love!

#armored core #armored core 6 #personal #this was fun!!!!!!!!!

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pumpkzsafeplace · 9 months

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(💭) hihihi!!!

I'm back from camping!!! It was super fun!!! Me and my friend did lots of fun things together like pick berries and go to the playground and make s'mores and play board games and a spooky video game!!! I didn't get scared once >:}

And I went kayaking for the first time ever!!! I was super scared at first but when we got on the water it was awesome!!!

I bought a snail plushie at the gift shop at the campsite!!! I haven't named her yet, but my friend got a matching snail so when he names his I think I'm gonna name mine something that matches!!!

And me and my other friend are on good terms again!!! We still have things to work through,,, but we're talking again and being friendly!!!

- 😈

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

hihi lil bug’ 🌼

woah’!!

it sounds like you had a super duper fun time! i’ve only been kayaking once- but i had so much fun! it’s such an awesome activity to do :3

ooo, you’ll have to keep us updated on the new snail plushie, we’ll need a little name reveal! <3

also i’m super happy to hear about your friend, that’s such good news and i wish you both the very best <3

big hugs 🫂 and have a lovely day!

- 🍰

#agere blog #age regression #agere community #safe agere #sfw age regression #sfw agere #sfw little community #sfw little blog #sfw little post #agere little #age regressor #age dreaming #agere lifestyle #agere caregiver #pumpkinasks

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chasingcrystal · 1 year

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Happy Monday from Tallinn, Estonia! Story time! I arrived in Tallinn a bit late and intended on going off into the woods to wild camp. I’m at the beach thinking how crazy it is that I’m looking at the Baltic Sea and lo and behold, I meet another rider! Woohoo! New friends! 😈 Of course we start talking about riding. He maniacally laughs when he finds out what I’m doing. And he goes “With all that stuff?!” Yes, with my snail shell of stuff 🐌 Afterwards, he asks where I’m staying for the night and I say, “I dunno, I was going to go off in the woods somewhere, but not to an real campsite.” He then says he has a spare room, let him check with his flat mate if it’s okay if I crash for the night. His flat mate says yes 🥺 So I follow my new friend through the old town and we park our bikes. I’ve never seen this before, but he carries all my luggage in one go. All 120lbs/ 55kg of it. He gave me a new fitness goal for myself. I get: my own loft where I can sleep like a starfish, to use the sauna in their restroom to decompress my muscles, and a hot shower so I can wash my raccoon tail of hair. This is absolute luxury for me. I ask Max if he’s ever housed bikers before and why he’s so nice to me. He said no and that this was his first time, but if he was on the road traveling, he’d appreciate if someone did that for him too. Living proof of treating others how you want to be treated. Thank you @maximili0n for finding and adopting me off the street 🥺🏍 #chasingcrystal #estonia🇪🇪 #travelinestonia #estonians #tallinncity #asianwomen #asianamericanwomen #ladyrider #ladyriders (at Tallinn, Estonia) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClO_dmELsBR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#chasingcrystal #estonia🇪🇪#travelinestonia #estonians #tallinncity #asianwomen #asianamericanwomen #ladyrider #ladyriders

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toadallytickles · 7 years

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😑😱😈👑🌸☔💗♌

Thank you very very much for all these emojis! (˘▼˘ʃƪ)♡[ the questions ]

😑Pet peeve:

Y’KNOW WHAT- I go to an environmentalschool right? And so, all the people who go here you’d think love the environment,yes? WELL NO. You will see cigarette butts EVERYWHERE even if those designated garbagesare around FOR PEOPLE TO PUT THE BUTTS INTO.And then people going out of their way to purposely step on snails or worms orcaterpillars or grubs, or just to kill a spider or something, or step on asmall shrub or plant, like actually fuck you. Fuck you and go to a differentschool, I have no respect for you no more bye I remember these hate crimes and the cowardly faces whenI see ‘em.Not even just people at my god damn school, like just anyone who decides to disrespectnature, fuck you.

😱Biggest fear:

I’m actually terrifiedof something terrible happening to me, like if I die or get severely injured,or abducted- like it’s not a safe world man..And it’s scary because if that happens, my online friends may never know..

😈Turn on:

Why do I always get thisquestion bye-Okay I’ll try to think of something I haven’t said before..

Commitment

That’s important in arelationship yes, but I’m talking about it in a work way. In my major, wehardly get break time, we are constantly studying, and I hate it. But if youdon’t commit yourself to do the work, you’re going to get low grades, and possiblyfail. I’ve gotten close to these boys in the past few weeks, and I like theirfriendship, I like their company, but I don’t ever want to be in a relationshipwith either of them just because they don’t put effort and commitment in thework we’re given, and don’t study at all. They go for the ‘wing-it’ attitude,and that’s something I can’t deal with in the future. I think long term man,okay-

👑Favorite Disney princess:

I’m not really sure as I’mnot as in love with Disney as everyone else is on this site. (;•﹏•)I reeeaaally like Elsa though! She’s not a princess, she’s a queen and I loveher, she’s so powerful and cool~I have all the classic Disney movies on VHS too but I don’t remember a lot ofthem, though I do love Beauty and the Beast, so I guess Belle.

🌸 Favorite flower:

I said lily pads in theother ask, but I also love carnations~

☔ Rainy or sunny:

SUNNY~But rainy is also lovely!

💗Sexuality:

Asexual - as in, I LOVE SEX, I like the concept, I find it interesting, I have my desires, but I wouldn’t act on it. If we talkin’ ‘bout who I’m attracted to though.. I just like people, man. If I like you and you like me, that’s it, that’s all~

♌Zodiac:

Pisces.

#toadtalks #answered #ask #anon #non tickles

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