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The Forest, the Trees, the Fire I: CATALYST

Chapter 7

chapter 6 was also posted earlier, so go check that one out if you missed it! Authors: @attackradish, @ectolemonades, me. Artist: @/crunchysart

For the full characters list, word count, content warning, and a directory to all the currently available chapters and related content, see the Table of Contents!

full summary: The world outside of Amity Park has learned about the existence of ghosts, and the time for first impressions has arrived. The delicate public consciousness could be disrupted by the slightest ripple. Danny Fenton is being ripped apart from all sides, and when he finally breaks, the ripples will be very big indeed.

warnings: references to racism and classism

words: 2467

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January 16, 2007

Jazz was trying very hard to focus on her dinner and not the growing anxiety around her new syllabi when her phone chimed. She had tried to set a boundary that she would never check her phone during meals and take that important rest period away from herself, but it was the first time it had gone off since Christmas. She couldn't resist!

Tucker Foley: (17:20) dannys missing. havent heard frm him since th 5th

Well. That certainly ruined the mood.

You: (17:20) Crap. R we sure that he's not just busy? 11 days is a lot but he's weird like that from time 2 time

Tucker Foley: (17:22) c thats the thing. hes been MIA a lot recently. several days at a time. but im more worried this time bcuz the portals gone

Oh. Oh, shit, that was new.

You: (17:22) The portal is GONE? How do u kno? What happened?

Tucker Foley: (17:23) whole ectomap is diff. not sure. phone call? i can get us some better communication

Jazz was shaking in her dining hall seat. Danny was gone, with no reliable way of getting between realms? Mom and Dad were alone, in the middle of an anti-ghost government incursion, and with their life's work inactive for whatever reason?

Maybe everything added together in the ways she feared, maybe it didn't. Either way, something terrible was either happening or about to happen. She could already feel the guilt weighing on her for not thinking to go back home before now.

You: (17:25) Maybe. I'm coming over tho.

Jazz managed to clean up her dinner and start heading back to her dorm before Tucker called.

"You're coming, for real?"

"Yeah. Clearly stuff's going on in Amity, and I need to be there for it."

"Yeah, but, like, don't you have classes that you can't miss?"

Jazz double-checked that her roommate wasn't in before continuing. "Tucker, my baby brother is missing, while my parents are working with the group that's getting his existence criminalized across the whole country. Why would that not be worth pushing my degree back a bit?"

"Just feels like a waste of loan money, is all."

Jazz shrugged. "I'll just loot Vlad's house and sell all his Packers merch."

"I imagine the feds already beat you to that. Good luck, though."

At least five outfits and two pairs of pajamas, check. Toiletries, check. "What'd they do with all his money, anyway? Maybe it's still out there and you could wire me some of it."

"Why do you think I can do that? I'm not a comic book character, Jazz, I'm a teen with a piracy hobby."

Jazz hesitated for a moment before packing Bearbert Einstein. "Worth a shot. So, what's been up with you?"

"What's been up with me? Oh, you're chatting. We're chatting. You really must not have any friends of your own."

"Tucker!"

"Sorry, just an observation. I'm sorry. Well. I made a little system people in town can use to plan pro-ghost protests and stuff, but otherwise I've been trying to stay out of it, even though it's been a little lonely."

Jazz hummed. She'd better pack a towel. For all she knew, the extras back home had been sewn into some kind of ectophobic parachute.

"Lola got in trouble at school for defending Phantom in front of the vice principal. Like, she had to stay after school while he checked with the GIW to make sure they didn't have to write her up or anything. Fuck that guy, honestly. So my parents have been on edge, and they don't want me drawing any attention. Lola's eight years old, and pretty fuckin' cute too! If she gets in that kinda trouble, imagine what'll happen if they think me or my parents are pro-ghost."

Jazz cringed. "That really sucks."

"Yeah. I know."

She gave the room another quick once-over to be sure she didn’t miss anything she'd need for the next month or two. "How's Sam?"

"Couldn't tell ya. Her parents were pissed when they found out she was leading all those protests, and they moved away."

"Oh. Haven't you been talking?"

"Not really. What would we talk about, anyway? She's still mad because I wouldn't join her on the front lines. She doesn't get it. If she gets arrested protesting, she gets an embarrassing picture in the newspaper and her parents pay a fine and life goes on. If the same thing happened to me, my future would be ruined, forget that I'm not eighteen yet. Nobody employs a Black kid who has a criminal record before graduating."

"I'm really sorry that's something you have to worry about."

"Whatever. It's Sam! I'm sure she'll figure it out in a couple months and immediately pivot to doing the exact opposite. She never turns down self-sacrifice when it makes her look good."

Jazz gathered up her backpack and duffel by the door. "Wow, sounds like you really haven't been getting along at all lately."

Tucker sighed on the other end of the phone. "Honestly, we never would have been friends if Danny wasn't there. He made it make sense somehow. Not that I don't like hanging out with Sam! She manages to keep up with our humor and stuff. But it's hard when there's nobody there to buffer her. …Or me. Probably shocking to hear this from Too Fine himself, but I know I can be kind of a hassle when I lose my impulse control."

"That's a really intelligent thought, Tucker. Maybe it'll help you build new friendships, if you want."

He scoffed. "You really therapy-talking me at seven PM? You must miss Danny bad."

"Could you give me a sec? I need to write something."

"She's deflecting now!" The line went quiet.

Jazz gathered up her roommate's sticky notes and pen. Sorry, Lin. I'm gonna be gone for a while, at least a week. Family emergency. Not sure when I'll be back, but if you see a ghost who looks like me and she asks for my stuff, let her take it. Thanks!

"'Kay. Anything else to say?"

"Not really. I honestly wasn't expecting a conversation. I guess, um… how have you been?"

"Eh. College. Hey, I'll be back in Amity by… midnight. Make sure it's not up in flames by the time I get there?"

"You're driving now? I knew you got your dad's bad road habits! Please don't fall asleep at the wheel, okay? I'll do my best to keep everything un-up-flamed until you get here."

Jazz clipped the seatbelts over her bags, just to be extra sure they wouldn't fly around. "Of course! I've got my soundtrack. Later, Tucker." She shut off her phone and stuck in her favorite hip-hop CD she kept hidden under the passenger seat. Time for a very reasonable amount of speeding.

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"Huntress!"

Valerie looked down from her latest capture to see the Doctors Fenton, waving their hands like little kids to get her attention. She went down to meet them.

"Yes?"

"We've always been really impressed with your efficiency at dealing with ghosts," said Maddie.

Val thought back to all the times the Fentons had shown up to a ghost sighting already yelling, plotting their every move out loud. Sure, she had better tech nowadays, but she was pretty sure her greatest weapon against ghosts was common sense. "Thank you." Still, not bad to kiss up when it came to making connections. "That means a lot, from professional hunters such as yourselves."

"You may know that we've been working with the Garrison Irving Walker Commission recently," said Jack.

She didn't, but it didn't particularly surprise her.

"Well, we've been wanting to have you come in so we can talk business!"

"And by we," chimed in Maddie, "he means the Commission."

Mentally, Valerie prepped a fake signal to go off on her suit so she had an excuse to leave if she needed. She knew the GIW weren't after her, but she had been sort of avoiding them recently. Just in case. "Business?"

"We're all wondering how you make it look so easy!"

"And how you made that flashy suit!"

"It's not an interrogation or anything, we just want you to share some tricks of the trade if you've got time."

Valerie wasn't sold, so she used a technique she'd picked up when applying for jobs. "I'll have to make some time. Could I contact you later with a schedule?"

"Sure! The FentonWorks phone number—"

"Maybe a GIW number would work better? Since it's set up with them."

"For sure!" Maddie grabbed a business card from her utility belt. "If you just press 0 a bunch, you'll get to the receptionist eventually."

"We look forward to hearing from you!"

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"What would they do if you said no?" Damon Gray asked. He handed Valerie another soapy plate.

She let the water finish running over the plate before she spoke. "I almost don't want to think about it. I mean, I want to think that they'll just respect my privacy as a fellow ghost fighter, but they didn't really have a lot of reason to look into Mr. Masters, did they? If they're that paranoid, won't they look into me too?"

"Well, let's think about it this way." Damon hung the dishcloth back on the faucet. Nice, sub-ten-minutes dishes! "What's the worst outcome if they do look into you?"

"Well, they find my secret identity."

"And then?"

"And then… they get mad at me for doing vigilante stuff. They arrest me for the property damage I've done in fights, and take my suit away because I'm a kid."

"Is that it? Could be worse. I'm sure the people will be on your side because of how much you've helped the cities before. Will they look into your suit at all?"

"Ooh, yeah, if they can. It's sort of bonded to me right now."

Damon frowned but didn't interrupt.

"They might find out that I'm using tech that came from ghosts. I bet they wouldn't like that."

"They all use ecto-technology stuff too, right? I'm sure they wouldn't mind too much, since you're human."

Valerie didn't respond.

"…Well," said Damon, "I'm gonna go get the mail. Let me kn—"

"What if I wasn't?"

"Sorry?"

"I mean— not that I'm not human! And I'm definitely not a ghost. But what if there were some ghostly things about me?"

"Sweetie, what aren't you telling me?"

Valerie turned away. "…Weird ghostly stuff has been happening to me for a few months and I think it's because of my suit."

"Valerie Gloria Gray!"

"It's not that bad! Like, y'know, sometimes when I'm embarrassed I'll get kinda see-through for a sec. O-or when I want my suit to do something, it does it before I tell it to."

"No, as a matter of fact, I do not know!" Damon sighed. "But I'm glad you're okay."

Valerie nodded.

"I'm going to want to talk about this later, but right now I'm getting the mail. I'll just say this before I go; the GIW is supposed to be protecting humans, right? If they're any good at their job, they won't do anything drastic because you're so human."

"Okay. Yeah."

"Love you."

"Thanks, Dad."

Still… better safe than sorry. Valerie was going to find a phone booth tomorrow and schedule the meeting for Saturday.

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Danny hated the basement of the Keep. He hated it, even more than he hated the rest of the place. Even when it was updated with shiny black and white stone and glass like the rest of the building, it still felt old and foreboding.

When people called the building a "keep", they usually meant it more metaphorically, or they just didn't know that keeps were short-term military hideouts. Most of the structure was more like a palace, enduring and luxe. The basement, though, was the site of a permanent last stand. It had morphed out of the old throne room and kept all the miasma from before, without most of the deathtraps. It was the heart of the palace, in the way that a fear response starts in the heart and radiates outward.

And here Danny was, trying to open up old wounds.

The Fright Knight's resting place was exactly where it had been before, dutifully beside his old king, even if they were both cursed to sleep forever. It was sort of romantic, almost. Like poetry. If you squinted.

But when Danny took the sword out of the pumpkin, the Fright Knight only had to look around for a few seconds before he kneeled, seemingly having figured out the whole… situation. Not that he had expected any serious loyalty out of the knight after his previous escapades, but that was sort of sad.

It didn't seem like the knight was going to stand up unless Danny said something.

"Um… hey. Hi. You can stand."

He stood.

"You have a lot of military leadership experience, right?"

"Yes, my King."

"Alright. Have you ever dealt with passive defense? Like, not going out and fighting so much as preparing to only defend if necessary?"

"Of course. While it is not a responsibility I've had particularly often, it is something I've studied and practiced."

"Okay. I think the entirety of the Infinite Realms are going to be attacked soon."

The Fright Knight valiantly concealed a look of skepticism.

"Honestly! There are humans with a lot of technology, a lot of brainpower, and an unthinkable amount of hatred. I'm going to be doing all I can to prevent things from getting that bad on the diplomatic side, but... I don't want to ignore any possibilities."

"That's very intelligent, my King. Would you like me to suggest strategies on defense?"

"Yeah! I'd like to talk through any thoughts you have on defense and anything else, if that's okay. You have way more experience than me."

"Understood. Would it be possible to bring me something on which to write? I believe it would make the explanation easier."

"Of course. We can do whatever makes you most comfortable. I'm not planning on putting you back in there any time soon— I mean, unless you do something terrible— so you may as well get cozy."

The pair moved into the library and before too long, talk of a general ghost defense movement turned into full lectures on the possible ways to handle the humans' anti-ghost shift. Tactic after tactic came back to one thing.

"We will only have negotiating power if you tell the humans that you are prepared to destroy them and mean it."

Danny weighed that thought in his mind for a bit. He turned the idea around, considering its taste. He didn't like it.

"And will you mean it, Phantom?"

"Mm… I think I will."

#my writing #danny phantom #invisobang 2023 #ftf catalyst #the forest the trees the fire

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jockbots · 2 years

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Hey, Mori!!! 💖🙌👑

I noticed the 'weird asks' ask game on your dashboard, so can I submit these: 1, 9, 10, 14, 22, 30, 45, 48, 51, 56, 58, 62, 71, 88, 93???

Also, how you've been doing? And happy birthday (idk when your bd is, but since it's the end of the Leo season, it must'd already happened, so there you go 🥳🥳🥳)!!! 🎉🎉🎉 I just hope you're doing fine.

See ya soon and take care! 🤗

(And you look gorgeous with short-hair... just an observation. 👀👌)

SUP JOLI ✨️✨️✨️

im so glad u asked c:: first here r my answers!!!

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, watter bottles, or soda cans

wine glasses bc they r fancy af but also mugs bc i am always looking for the correct serving of tea

9. favourite smell in the summer

fave summer smell has to currently be my favourite juice! which is apple and elderflower is so sweet and refreshing!!!

10. games you were best at in p.e

yikes i hated pe but u was weirdly good at discuss and actually represented my class one time and one. and i played netball a little and was okay at it

14. favourite non-chocolate candy?

fruitella, strawberry flavoured! or haribos original star mix (minus the eggs bc icky)

22. role model?

currently i have 2 bc i will always always look up to dolly parton but atm bc of harp goals i also adore deborah henson-conant who is a jazz harpest that is just not only extremely talented but just like so ambitious and creative and funny i want to b here so baad

30. places that you find scary

offices like especially boss offices or like principal offices i have many reasons and mainly its just theh give me major anxiety if its something that can be discussed outside of an office on a shop floor or over zoom im all in ITS WEIRD I KNO but i am a weenie

also on the beach with the tide coming in COVERED IN FOG it may seem aesthetic but ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING TERRIFYING U HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAR U HAVE TO GO U JUST HAVE TO TRUST THERES A WAY TO GET OFF

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero

lol ok so judging by the content i post youd think fantasy obvi but actually im a giant sci-fi nerd that seen all the classics, read mostly sci-fi novels and played space themed games. fantasy was always second. HOWEVER lotr always takes 1st place so ye weird little weenie

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i am loyal to the pinapple and therefore will joint the ranks of the pineapple

51. current stresses

the basics required to being a single 20summin living alone in an expensive country with a creative job, why dont luthiers and musically professionals get paid more? am i working hard enough? am i good enough at my job? is my mum going to b ok in her later years? can i take care of her? r my brothers going to be able to move out too and have their own lives? how old is my dog now? is she mad at me for leaving? is my best friend ok? should i get their mums number bc they r v sick ITS A LOT LETS CLOSE THAT BAG UP

56. favourite tradition?

58. four talents you're proud of having

okokok 1) being able to kind play the harp 2) speaking welsh 3) being able to draw sometimes 4) being able to read electrical drawings

62. seven characters you relate to

yoooo here we go 1. Maeglin 2. Red Alert 3. Mia Thermopolis 4. both Guiera and Meis from Promare 5. Raph in all continuities 6. Zagrius from Hades and 7. Jim Hawkins from treasure planet... how did i not kno i was nb???

71. least favourite pattern

burbery blachh icky its just cheap wannabe tartan!!!

88. your greatest wish?

to live comfortably in my own little cottage with my dog bonnie. also i wish i could b a conductor for an orchestra idk y i kno barely anything abt music but i think id lv it

93. nicknames?

o jeez the current ones i have are sibster, kitty, mori, kat, kathleeeeen, little p, squirrel and meimei

second thank u for asking ive been pretty swamped my job is v demanding and ive been kind of letting it take priority plus but im going on holiday in a week so hopefully i can unwind and do some of my own hobbies.

and yes!!! it was my bday last month! it wasn't anything special i was working lol

annnnf THANK U THANKU i lv having short hair v much but boi does it need more attention that long hair like i have to actually fix my hair a lot more in the morning so i dont look batshit

#JOLIIIIIII #halloohi how r u #hit me up in dms bro we r moots #also dude u straight up light me up when i see u on the app im like oh tg theres still cool kind ppl here #ask #theelfmaiden

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iweedu · 5 years

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#hey gorls i jos logged on 2 say im depressed! surprise surprise #lol jk but ive been going to therapy for the past 3 weeks #like winter time is always really hard for me bc i find no motivation to do anything at all #ive been taking depression naps everyday after class like today i napped from 4:30-11:30 pm n i wake up just to get ready for bed again #idk its jos been rly hard this year #and im always so sad all the fuckin time and its been really bad #like ive been getting sleep paralysis too (????)#its jus all around bad #so if im mia u kno why #personal

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broken-synchronicity · 2 years

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I KNO IM PROBABLY BOTHERING WITH ALL TEHSE THEORIES BUT ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD.

A Tumblr user, (mia-pon289) said something very curious in their TWST theory that Yuu or Mc and Grim share the same base with Chernabog (i think he was in Maleficent or Fantasia) stating that Yuu has the deceive with looks base while Grim has the breathes fire base. It immediately called to mind ur response to my ask where u stated that Kal being underestimated is a good thing and now I can't stop thinkiinhggg

No please, keep talking to me!! I love talking like this with you!!

I think I remember a post like that! Or at least, I remember a few posts about Chernabog over all the theory posts I've seen 😅

Chernabog is an interesting case in regards to Disney "Villains" 🤔 He's really not an actual villain, as he doesn't have a "Hero" to fight. He's more the embodiment of a concept ("Evil" in this case) and doesn't have any dominant personality in his source media (Fantasia.) He's more a force of nature than any actual Villain.

However, he's still considered one of the Big Villains, one of the most powerful Villains in Disney, and has been... not quite fleshed out, but... made more? He's given somewhat more personality in other depictions of him. Yet even so, most people either don't recognize him or forget his existence.

It's pretty strange that there's a Dorm that became abandoned. How did that even happen? What was it before it became Ramshackle? Because Ramshackle is in reference to the state of the dorm, not the actual name of the dorm.

The ghosts were former residents of Ramshackle, but they only ever refer to it as Ramshackle. Not by any official name.

Why? Why would they forget the name of the dorm the spent at least three years in? Do they know why it was abandoned? There's obviously a reason the dorm was abandoned, but why was so much about it forgotten? Was it really forgotten? Or is it being hidden?

If there is a connection between Chernabog and Ramshackle, my money is on how Chernabog is forgotten as a Big Villain and how no one seems to remember what the dorm was before it was abandoned.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst language barrier au #nonnies getting curious!#chernabog #pinkpruneclodwolf #This turned into my own theory post 🤣#but it's still interesting #why is there so little info on what the dorm was BEFORE its abandonment?#why is it the only dorm ON Night Raven’s campus?#I NEED ANSWERS DEVS #Script Annotations

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elysicndrcvm · 3 years

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━♡ guess the 23 YEAR OLD FEBRUARY baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because CHU EUNHA is just as BEDAZZLING as the month of FEBRUARY. wait, why do they remind me of JACOB BAE? beyond that, they seemed JOYOUS and SAVVY upon first glance. i heard someone say they’re sort of DELICATE and QUIXOTIC though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX 1 / APARTMENT 0215 / FLOOR 3 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as a PATISSERIE OWNER/NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE STUDENT. ( ez, 21, she/they, gmt. )

well hey there !! im ez but you fellow dallyeogers can call me ezzy, i have been in dallyeog before so some may remember me as having someone v different to my new bb i bring u now, i joined before with miss tam carmen !! anygays i return with this lil angel who i am all ‘ i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ’ over already even tho i literally came up with him like two days ago. you can find his pinboard here ( which btw i fuckeN love like he’s so aesthetic to me u go king ) and i made him a lil playlist which u can vibe to here. you can learn more about him under the cut but he’s a super soft-hearted gentle dove of a muse and quite...simple for me ?? sdhdh that’s not the right wording but U GET IT djjflg he isn’t super full of angst or trauma he’s just kinda viBIN livin his best life so that’s fun !! but ye without further ado:

so as u kno from his app he owns a patisserie, it’s his lil babey and he is very dedicated to his craft and makin sure all his ideas for the place and the baked goods he sells are like rlly quirky and avant-garde. like he is so passionate about it u dont even KNOW, he tries to make sure most of the stuff on his menu is something like fun and new u wouldn’t get at just any old patisserie or cafe and that it’s super varied and also kinda aesthetic af? the place is very like trendy. it’s called patisserie d’elysian cause ya know he’s an extra biTCHH and proud.

he has three pupperino’s. all as adorable as each other, snickerdoodle is his golden lab and often ppl shorten it down to snickers, butterscotch is his dapple daschund pup, shortens the name to scotchie often. toulouse is his fancy toy poodle boi, shortens the name down as toto. if u are on the shortened name basis with his pups then u can consider urself one of his close pals.

he’s actually adopted by his aunt but she raised him like she was his mother so that is what he considers her, she’s on his mother’s side but they are half-siblings. in terms of first name reasoning as well she just liked eunha as a name and didn’t even think about how it is traditionally for a female, she liked that it meant gift from heaven so it stuck. his father is still around, he’s just quite elderly so it felt like a better living situation for him to be raised primarily by his auntie. unfortunately his mother has passed on but no tragic story, she just went peacefully in old age.

he dyes his hair quite often, it’s currently like a really pastel blue with black streaks consistently throughout like lil ones so it looks super cool. but he’s also had it be a more electric blue, lilac, and a duck egg kinda faded silvery blue. it’s naturally dark brunette. has brown eyes kind of a hazel hue.

his style is kinda androgynous ig?? he just lives for soft retro fashion, lots of color in his wardrobe but also lots of tapered short and t-shirt fits frequented, sweater vests, rolled up jeans, high skater boi socks, soft jumpers with shirts, shirts in bright colours or satiny texture worn over plain white t-shirts, cardigans, pastel denim jackets, jeans with printed patterns on like clouds, flowers etc, favors yellow and blues. sometimes does eye makeup, occasionally wears heels bc he’s a baddie or super heeled boots/chunky shoes.

obsessed with music, can play violin and guitar. he’s a big mitski and rina sawayama fanatic, likes anything that sounds peaceful or calming or has like a good fun vibe to it. also likes the trademark gay icons like carly rae jepsen, lorde, etc. he’s not ashamed. obsessed with mamma mia movies. but also likes rap which is rlly funny cause its like the bad bitch female rappers only and like he’ll listen to it while arranging his sock drawer or making his bed or something ajdjdj it’s like hype anthems for being a baddie and a hoe and he’s just doing his night sleepy routine adkfkf.

showers, blankets, music, baked goods especially bagels are his happy places.

very much a sensitive lil romanticist, falls in ‘love’ like five times a day, he just likes to giggle and smile around pretty people and admire the artwork hnghdh, he’s like yeARNS though ya know?? like he’s all i will flirt by making prolonged eye contact, i made you a playlist, this song makes me think of you etc. it’s either memes as flirting with him or elaborate love letters u never know what ur gonna get akdkd.

awful sense of humour, loves his friends more than anything on earth except his pups, would fully live in a huge house of just like his pups and all his closest buds for all eternity. likes fruits way too much, enjoys puns about fruits way too much. milkshakes, sushi, orange hues and bus rides are some of his absolute favorite simple pleasures of life. clouds, flowers, salt lamps, the sunrise over the sea, skateboarding, fresh soda, teddy bears, busy street markets, parasols, fish tanks with exotic fish, sorbet, bike riding, polaroids, record players, rain at night against floor to ceiling windows with a fresh steaming pot of tea on the desk beside it and warm fresh sheets from the laundry on his bed, ponds, skateboarding. all little joys in life that give him like the biggest pleasure dopamine hit in the world.

his cousin actually owns a florists so he has flowers just littering his apartment like a lot and it just looks like he has ten million suitors from the late eighteenth century attempting to court him but no all these flowers are from him to him or worse from his aunt djfjg she sends him some for valentines every valentines, pls help him, pls send him flowers.

studies nutritional science and he fucken hates it. do not ask him shit cause he doesn’t KNOW OKAY? he doesn’t understand it either. he took it because he needed something to go alongside the passion for baking that was a real ‘qualification’/job so that is the only reason he’s doing it. no point doing a baking degree after all when he’s already a baker with a business, he’s super young still he gotta keep his prospects open. so YAH. he’d rather be doing culinary arts but eh. nutritional science sounded better and more logic based. the real miracle is he still gets top grades all the time even tho he spends his life like wtf am i even doing is this even legit akdkdk. school is the worst thing in the world for him watch his mood instantly deflate the second its brought up.

despite being a quixotic, he’s a lil afraid of intimacy. like oh god does he love it, those small touches and acts of affection u kno? the subtle things that normally go unnoticed, eye contact, brushing of hands, linking of little fingers, rubbing a thumb, kissing eyelids or foreheads or palms or shoulders in little gentle pecks, back massages and rubs or finger tracing patterns absent-minded, shoulder massages, laying your head on someone’s shoulder or on their lap, knocking knees together, exchanging a small glance only the two of you get before bursting into laughter, smiling into kisses, napping together, having blankets placed over you warm and fresh, or towels put ready like it, someone making you something they know you like a lot. that’s his sHIT. but like he’s terrified still, someone skimming their fingers on his skin makes his breath hitch like he’s a scandalized and alarmingly aroused victorian woman sjdjd. he’s literally still a virgin, he hasn’t even had his first kiss okay my baby is delicate be gentle with him akdkd but he still LIKES PASSION AIGHT kfkf.

real soft spoken, honey tinted voice like i shit u not this boy talks like he’s an angel sent from heavens above to guide you to the paradisaical garden of eden or some shit akdkd. ur gonna fall in love with eunha’s voice before u even fall in love with any other part of him like his adorable beaming smile or stunning eyes akdkf.

has dance parties around his room when getting ready in the morning, listens to bella’s lullaby unironically yes from twilight yes u heard right, bit of a himbo streak sometimes in his obliviousness djfjf. quite silently subtly funny actually much like jacob himself.

he is gay, afraid of driving, cannot do math, blanks out often and he is valid for all of those things. has a collection of cartoon and disney animal movie dvds. has a dream notebook. always has blue painted nails in some kinda shade.

does not enjoy turning in assignments bc he is scared he’ll fail, avoids looking at his grades for weeks after they’re released and hates knowing that they’re out.

cannot dance, dances often. collects vintage stuff esp clothes and mostly sweaters. likes midnight trips to corner stores and fields where he can just lay and look at the stars. makes friends rlly easily but has super bad performance anxiety. cannot ever have a messy room like even the tiniest bit messy. even like clothes being stacked on a chair instead of away.

bakes peanut butter, banana and choc chip muffins (they r called monkey bites normally) whenever he’s super stressed. if u want to cheer him up when he’s anxious or stressed then u should give him french lavender honey, chia seeds and caramelized pear on toast/bagel. it is his comfort food. he fancii when he needs a pick me up. treat urself and all that.

#dallyeog:intro #i'm literally in love with him he's the softest most goodest boi muse i have ever made and i just #im that meme of the samari sword guy with the cat in his arms akfkfk #IVE ONLY HAD EUNHA FOR TWO DAYS BUT IF ANYONE HURTS HIM I WILL KILL THEM AND THEN MYSELF AKKDK

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11, 14, 16 💙

11. Best entrance (either their usual entrance or a special one, like a Wrestlemania entrance)?

- FIRST AND FOREMOST shinsuke Always but Particularly wk9. redragon any time they were champs bc bastard rights and especially when they had the matching black zip jackets for reasons. aleister. dexter lumis but specifically bc at the house show i went to yesterday he came in thru a trapdoor under the ring and im all about that kind of weird shit it wasnt even dramatic it was just Fun. joey ryan probably, just in general u kno?? he has fun and i appreciate that

14. Most underrated?

- well. i do have to say bobby & kyle and i could get into Why if i had the words for it rn. but anyway ALSO bronson & shane. candice & mia. if i say kevin will u understand that i mean ppl underestimate his ability based on his appearance and refuse to acknowledge his athleticism and therefore fail to recognize him in "best performer" lists, as opposed to the 'a lot of people havent given enough time to actually watch and reflect on these peoples content' or 'its relatively difficult to find this persons older content and they are also not heavily featured on broadcast so its hard for ppl to invest in them if they arent Already interested' like i mean w everyone else. also shayna bc ppl r just so deadset on hating and discrediting her for no reason :^)

16. Who has the best merch?

- im real fond of hangmans merch bc a lot of it doesnt immediately ping as Wrestling Shit in public?? also hes had some just absolutely neato designs. redragon bc im whipped & mad i cant find more of their old merch. mustafa.

#ask #d-bryisthebest #poeseph b like. forgets everything he knows once a question is asked

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swimgccd · 6 years

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ep 10 thoughts

- this was a good craig ep!! everyone was so mean to him lmao but it’s leading to some good character development for him finally. finding out renn is pregnant and billy saying they’re alike clearly shook him so I’m interested to see where’s he gonna end up by the finale

- it was sweet of him to try and fix things w linc for deran, as usual his best side comes out when he’s being a good big bro, but I’m glad linc himself pointed out that’s not his kinda lifestyle and deran pointed out he was rly only w linc for the escapism from being a Cody it provided

- pope losing his shit at the child services ppl 😬😬😬 u saw it coming but still I was like oh noooo

- him going apeshit on billy was so immensely cathartic and satisfying I been waiting to see Billy get his ass beat all season

- this was a good smurf episode too, it’s a credit to ellens performance that I can simultaneously love and hate smurf

- like she’s so awful and when she’s creepy incesty w the boys it acc makes my skin crawl

- but the way she so masterfully manipulated billy in this episode was amazing lmao she wanted him gone and for deran to see what he was rly like and she did it w barely any effort

- and the last scene w Marco and the rats oh my goddddd she rly is That Bitch 😦

- literally nothing to say about J this ep he just being shady and minding his business as usual lmao

- im intrigued by Mia tho I like her character a lot, plus her actress is insanely beautiful

- the deran and adrian scene this ep 😩😩😩 short but I’m so glad they put it in

- the way adrian just leaned against the wall and watched deran, waiting for him to speak. everytime they share a scene u get the sense that they know eachother so well

- when I watched the scene and deran lay on Adrian’s lap all I could think was omg it’s almost unbelievable how far they’ve come since season 1. every scene this season they just get more and more affectionate and open w eachother 😭 ma boys I’m so happy

- I can’t friggin wait for the rest of the eps now, we still don’t kno why Adrian’s gonna end up staying in Oceanside instead of going on tour but I mean it has to do w the coke right? Otherwise what was the point of putting that in?

- aw the scene where deran goes in and sees the safe lying open ☹️ ur heart just sinks for him, Jake rly made u feel for deran this ep he’s a great actor

- also the note Billy left oh my god he is the literal Worst

- think we all knew Billy’s story about taking deran away when he was a kid was bullshit but still hurt to hear it when smurf confirmed it

to conclude this was a great ep, I hate seeing my bby deran cry and he needs to end up happy by the finale cus the boy deserves a break 🤷‍♀️

#animal kingdom tnt #deran x adrian

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LYNN !!!!!!!!!!!!! (YOUR FULL NAME) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY HOW kjsdfnkjnsdkjnfkjndkj maybe you are bbh's meme queen actual wife and you just haven't told us...... going around meeting celebrities...... it would make sense -mandarin anon (sorry for being mia how are you how's the job thing going are you going back home soon)

oh is this abt the rap mon in an elevator thing lmfao yeah me and my friend hayoon and julie went to namsan tower while we were in seoul and rap mon happened to be there that day too it went like this:my friend was like ‘that guy in the bucket hat looks like rap mon is it him’ and me and the other friend were like ‘lmfao whatever why would he be here’ and then we looked again and were like ‘omg thats really him??? sofijowijefoiej’ and he was in front of me in the line to go up the elevator and the employee scanning his ticket was freaking out lmfaooo and then we go up but namsan tower doesn’t have an outside observatory so its literally just a circle and we kept awkwardly running into him pretending we didn’t kno him bc he really seemed like he wanted to be left alone (he was w his mom apparently) but we knew that he knew that we knew who he was so...... it was really just awkward sofiwoijfwje i hope he had a good time i guess!! it was kinda sad bc i saw a video of him later getting chased out by fans when he went back down outside :/// ‘bbhs meme queen actual wife’ ummm wow u flatter me osjifowijef !!!!!! pls i love u anonno need to apologize we’re all living our lives its all good!! and my job is tiring i just got back from a retreat kind of thing back in boston but it was good to go back to boston and kind of wrap up that chapter of my life w my teammates who are going to be in this next chapter of my life so!!! now im back in seattle and its kind of like a circle of life thing lol and being back home is hard but im trying to make it positive like its not horrible but im really tired how are you!!!!! its good to hear from u again i hope everythings going well hows the language acquisition and life in general

#ive been home for a few weeks but i went back to boston really briefly for the retreat thing if that makes sense??#my job flew me out but it was some real bs at the retreat omg #but i had fun w my teammates learning to be a better teammate so #im being more vulnerable and open its been good #tell me all the things u've been up to!!!!#also whos ur exo fave idk if i ever asked?? im curious #Anonymous

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aju-naisu · 6 years

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everybody clap your hands

(aka, seventeen’s daily interactions in the form of a Skype chat)

Chapter 2: #EXPOSED and some cat puns (alternatively, what the fuck happened to joshua hong)

Summary:

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: :3

NAEGAHOSH: 3:

NAEGAHOSH: oh wait hang on i got this

NAEGAHOSH: Ɛ:

Little giant: What the fuck

Warnings: swear words ; crack fic ; religious jokes?maybe?

Word Count: another 900+ words of doom

Notes:

based on “national hot dad alliance is now calling...”

all cat puns are totally completely original and deserve all the glory in the world (also are “your mom” jokes dead yet or)

meanie and jeongcheol being #EXPOSED

June 1, 2017

8:34 AM

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈 sent a photo

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: it’s a meow

Little giant: It certainly is

NAEGAHOSH: it looks like jeonghan when he wakes up

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: meowch

memelord: jeonghan looks worse though xDDD

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: are you all just going to ignore my purrfect pun or what

Little giant: Basically

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: that’s certainly a,,, catastrophe

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈 has been removed from the group

10:13 AM

im not emo: So there’s this guy…

NAEGAHOSH: wonwoo, we all know you’re in love with mingyu

im not emo: What? No!

DadCoups: We ALL know, Wonwoo.

im not emo: No! I was talking about this guy who works at the coffee shop across the street!!

2gud4u: omg ur cheating on mingyu???

im not emo: oh my god NO

NAEGAHOSH: so you’re admitting you’re in a relationship?

im not emo: i give up

Skincare: wait what are you saying about me

im not emo: oh thank GOD

Skincare: oh hey babe

NAEGAHOSH: !!!!!! EXPOSED!!!!

2gud4u: o wait srsly?? i thought this was just a joke???

DadCoups: :O

im not emo: ?????? IT’S NOT REAL?????

2gud4u: y didnt u tell us wonwoo… we dont judge…

Skincare: lol this was a joke guys, calm yo titties

Little giant: But we don’t have any?

Jesus: Dear God I hope you forgive us for our sins

1:45 PM

im not emo: anyway i wanted to say that the guy that works in the coffee shop across the street is really bad at being a barista

Jesus: Really? I thought he wasn’t bad

im not emo: i asked for a cup of tea and he gave me a Fruitopia bottle

Jesus: Oh…

Skincare: ew you drink tea???

im not emo: bitch you downed a full litre of that the other day why are you lying

dabasaurus: caught in a lieeeeeee!!!

memelord: #EXPOSED

Skincare: i didn’t ask for this type of treatment

Little giant: well no one really asked for you either so

Prince of China: Why isn’t anyone mentioning the fact that he drank Fruitopia?

dabasaurus: we ignore all that is from satan himself to be pure

Little giant: You’re the last one who should be saying that, Minghao

NAEGAHOSH: where’s seokmin when you need him

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈 has been added to the group

NAEGAHOSH: there

1:47 PM

NAEGAHOSH: bro?

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: sorry i was reading the past convos

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: meowch

11:56 PM

Genius Producer: How do you block someone

2gud4u: y do u need 2 kno that

Genius Producer: …Reasons

2gud4u: that doesnt tell me anything

Genius Producer: It’s Soonyoung

2gud4u: o ok

NAEGAHOSH: WOW JUST LIKE THAT??

beyonce’s ass: well if u see urself then,,,

NAEGAHOSH: anyway… why are you blocking me?? ),: @ Genius Producer

Genius Producer: Do I really need a reason for wanting to block someone who sends memes every hour without fail

NAEGAHOSH: memes are good for the body

beyonce’s ass: who says

NAEGAHOSH: your mom’s ass

beyonce’s ass: well she got a better ass than u

memelord: #EXPOSED

DadCoups: Okay guys, that’s enough roasts for tonight. Go to sleep now.

NAEGAHOSH: but dad…..

DadCoups: Yes Jeonghan?

NAEGAHOSH: what the fuck

beyonce’s ass: ^

memelord: ^

2gud4u: :O

DadCoups: Fuck.

Jesus: Just because you’re being exposed doesn’t mean that gives you a right to swear, Seungcheol

memelord: #EXPOSED

June 2, 2017

3:20 PM

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: i found something amazing today

Little giant: If it’s another one of your big poops, no one wants to see it

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: No, not this time

Little giant: Okay, go on

Skincare: why is everyone just ignoring the fact that seokmin has sent one of his shits before

DadCoups: It’s been more than once

Prince of China: It was pretty big…

NAEGAHOSH: it was WILD, he even took close ups and everything

Little giant: Gross

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: anYWAY…

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: i found this little cutie!!

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈 sent a photo

DadCoups: AWWWWWW!!!

Prince of China: That is… a very cute cat indeed

sunshine rainbows ☀️🌈: :3

NAEGAHOSH: 3:

NAEGAHOSH: oh wait hang on i got this

NAEGAHOSH: Ɛ:

Little giant: What the fuck

9:38 PM

DadCoups: Guys… help…

Jesus: I’m sorry, I can’t offer useful relationship advice

DadCoups: Wait what??

Jesus: Oh I meant, yes? What can I help with (other that relationship advice)?

DadCoups: Oh okay. Jeonghan wouldn’t tell me how to send an email

Jesus: I told you I can’t offer relationship advice

memelord: #EXPOSED

DadCoups: What?

Jesus: Okaayyyy… What email-sending issue do you need help with?

DadCoups: How do you send an email

Jesus: Oh my goodness…

Genius Producer: Press the send button

DadCoups: Where is it?? I can’t find it?

Genius Producer: There’s a button called “Send”. Press that.

DadCoups: This is not the time to be making fun of me, Jihoon

Jesus: Okay, what does the email have? I’ll send it for you

DadCoups: Um.

Jesus: Well?

DadCoups: It’s personal

Jesus: if it’s about your sex life then we know all about it already- it’s MIA

dabasaurus: ooh roasted

memelord: #EXPOSED

beyonce’s ass: is all u say in this chat #EXPOSED @ vernon

2gud4u: i didnt kno u were capable of this shua

Jesus: ??? That wasn’t me!! Soonyoung stole my phone (πーπ)

memelord: maybe. @ seungkwan

DadCoups: Well. He isn’t wrong.

2gud4u: OMG!?!

Jesus: lolololol i was right

Jesus: ^ Soonyoung again…

2gud4u: anyway, cheol, mayb u should just save that in the drafts…

DadCoups: Drafts?

2gud4u: this is a bigger mess than i thought

June 3, 2017

2:32 AM

NAEGAHOSH: btw shua was lying, i was in the dance practice room the entire time

beyonce’s ass: #EXPOSED

memelord: #EXPOSED

memelord: D: seungkawn y did u betray me

8:30 AM

Prince of China: Hey guys? What does WTF mean?

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