#so if it looks like arse

[elizabethwydevilles]

"Another great van story was when George and Paul were both planning to drive the van; George got into the driving seat and Paul had the keys, and there was no way one was going to help the other. We couldn't go anywhere. We sat there for two hours." - Ringo Starr

"Going through Wales we got a ride on a truck. The trucks didn't have passenger seats in those days so I sat on the engine cover. Paul was sitting on the battery. He had jeans with zippers in the back pockets and after a while, he leapt up screaming. His zipper had connected the positive and negative on the battery, got red hot, and burned a big red zipper mark across his arse. When we eventually got to Butlins, we couldn't get in. It was like a German prisoner-of-war camp - Stalag 17 or something. They had barbed-wire fences to keep the holiday-makers in. So we had to break in." - George Harrison

"[...] we had to go and see the film, just for the title song. I could just about scrape through the sixteen barrier. Even though I was baby-faced, I was just about able to bluff it in the grown-up world; but George couldn't. He had all the attitude, but he was really young-looking. I remember going out into his back garden and getting a bit of soil and putting it on his lip as a moustache. It was ridiculous, but I thought, 'He looks the part - we'll get in.' And we did." - Paul McCartney

"I’ve been meeting Paul again, you know, Paul McCartney. We drifted off away from each other, suing, suing, sue you blues stuff. I’ve just met Paul and I just know that whatever we’ve been through, there’s always been something there to tie us together. - George Harrison

"The thing is, I knew George longer than any of the other guys in The Beatles. Doesn't mean I knew him any better, mind, but I knew him longer. He was the kid in the school uniform with the big quiff who got on the bus stop after mine. And sometimes he'd sit down next to me and we'd start talking rock 'n' roll. We shared our records, we learnt chords together, we even tried to make a guitar together. We did the whole teenage bonding thing, trying to pull birds, hitchhiking to Harlech, all the formative stuff. I can't quite believe it's over." - Paul McCartney

#george harrison #paul mccartney #the beatles #thebeatlesedit #*new #i spent far too long trying to find a way to make them look decent enough #and then i found out that windows defaults to a 150% zoom in now #so if it looks like arse #you might have it zoomed in!!

[kami-ships-it]

I'd like to think that perhaps Havers is a doodler

#bbc ghosts #the captain #caphavers #Cap is a scottie dog #also ceci n'est pas une pipe because I couldn't be arsed to find out what one actually looks like #I figured Havers couldn't just google one either #so there

[natelia-aldelliz]

more werewolves au !

Ghost is being a responsible adult and grooming this poor weird pup he found, Price is being a thoughtful pack leader and is trying to inform Ghost that the puppy is not happy, and Gaz is trying to get the puppy to play with him to cheer him up.

This is the same Soap who will bring half of a mouse to Ghost's, Price's and Gaz's doors for them to discover in the morning. Or step on it if they weren't fully awake. And then refuses to admit to himself that it's probably him doing it and not a random stray cat. Even if he would have smelled a stray cat being on his territory. The three of them are convinced that Soap is hiding a cat somewhere because it smells like him.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #ghostsoap #soapghost #werewolf 141 & cat soap au #i wanted to make soap a scottish fold but i looked it up and it's a very recent breed and it didn't fit my idea that soap's family were #always able to change into a certain cat breed #and there's also the fact that it's a pretty inhumane breed #so here he and his family are european wildcats #guys i had this weird idea of colouring it so obviously i did a half arsed job because i hate colouring and i gave up #but my brain was happy anyway so i win #i'm better at drawing cats than at drawing canines lmao #let's also not pay too close attention to ghost pls i know his face looks like a bear #trust me it was way worse without the colours

[petrichoraline]

#we are #we are the series #pond naravit #aou thanaboon #phumpeem #tanfang #brows go wiggle wiggle when youve outsmarted your opponent #your opponent being your bestie cockblocking you or your bestie acting like the worst dad in law #the pure joy they both feel is sending me #i might post the shorter version too cause it might look better <3 #petri gifs #usersufa #userminty #userspring #uservid #phums expressions tell me theyve been playing this game for A While and he takes great pleasure in turning his brother's suitor down #makes me think of mork in futs but his bros suitor was his bf's bro lol #i am aware the quality is shit btw but i just cant be arsed atp im so done

[dizzybizz]

some magma doods bc i have spent so much time on there this past week or so

i love drawin w friends 😚

#yall i cannot be arsed to tag .... any #my art #doodle #thats all you get for organization sorry #the most important one in here is the guy AWOOGA #you just had to be there #so you need to be me or james srrory #also why the hell does kusuriuri always manage to sneak his way into at least one magma i do GET OUTTA HERE MAN #damnN #vash falling .. with julia there in the corner... JULIA LOOK OUT !.. #ALSO RIP TO THE EUGENE AND REDD GIJINKA THE WHOLE MAGMA CRASHED AND THEYRE GONE. THEY POOFED MAN .. #MAGMA NEARLY BROKE MY PUTER TOO BUT RIP TO THAT PAGE MAN.. . #i rly like how the destielconf. came out.... i dont draw enough anthros rbuh h i need to get back into thatweeehhhhhhhhh. #magma

[fivewholeminutes]

Guess who FINALLY has started @a-s-levynn's Series Of Small Offerings!!!

PART ONE Thread the Needle

Just look at where we're lying / An invisible space

It turns out i look at the proposed lyrics and suddenly get a Thought™ and follow it, so prepare for the offerings to be weird. In this case i thought of the invisible space being between Vessel and his mask, at the very beginning, before Vessel, before Him.

You can interpret it any way you want, i don't know what that means either, I just like dark drawings with a single source of light. Prepare to a lot of offerings like this too.

And apologies for the quality, I hate this paper, but I like the size of this notebook, do you see my problem

#click for a better quality or sth it looks like shit anyway but i cannot be arsed with editing today #anyways i'm so happy i have finally stared this!!!!!!!!!!! #LEVYNN THANK YOU FOR THIS CHALLENGE #i was trying to start it ages ago i've had that idea in my brain for months #i have a few other pieces ready but i will try to post them daily #just trying to draw as much as i can while i'm still off from work bc i know that when work starts again #i won't have energy for anything creative anymore #i will try to be consistent though #sleep token #sleep token fanart #a series of small offerings #alex vs the mortifying ordeal of having her art perceived

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

trying so hard to figure out what nace's phone background is (like a normal person)

#joker out #nace jordan #tell me why it looks like a naked arse i'm sorry #also that configuration of apps is so cursed #from ladyjenevia's new interview

[moodyjazzyblues]

we didn't know that the sun was collapsing

#mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #art #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #fanart #digital art #kenshi #kenshi takahashi #mk1 kenshi #i literally traced his tattoo from the in game model i cannot be arsed to try and draw that exactly why would i ever do that to myself #anyway i think he looks pretty i have much less to say about this one since i just like doing portraits like this a lot lol theyre fun #anyway does anyone wanna talk abt t4t autistic4autistic johnshi with me or no because #like im gonna do it anyway but like #oh yeah his scars were fun to draw im not sure if theyre as gruesome as i wanted them to be or accurate to how that would look at all #but it was fun so idgaf #mortal kombat kenshi #moodyjazzyblues #i CANNOT be the only mf who forgets to add their art tag to their posts i am writing this in the edit

[yume2kke]

buttole

#*british* oi hes got a wittle buttole roight there btwtixt his hairy arse #bunghole perhaps #devilman #akira fudo #genuinely love this screencap it is so funny to me that he is so hairy it looks like pants #have you seen the official art where he just has a ridiculously furry dink???

[marksman-ofthe-mist]

DNA Dump!

Related to the (thought-to-be) late QWERTY Finger. Said to be his child, of sorts, except that makes no sense. He were nothing more than a file in a computer at the time! Strange as he may be, though, he exists... And is diseased, in some way. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

#making him was a pain in the ARSE i will tell you #DNA Dump! as a song is so like? it's so nonsensical but also not. nonsensical. it's so weird #it makes so much sense to me then i sit down & take a closer look and its like. what the hell did he mean. what is this song jon #but then it's so good. one of their best i think. really close #anywayb #ocs #get to heaven #DNA Dump mode #cosmosdex

[solvicrafts]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

...except I'm getting to this very late and have no idea who has or hasn't done this yet, so consider this a free-for-all for anyone wanting to do this, too!

Last song: Follow Fi (extended) - good background noise when I'm working on my websites :)

Bregan D'aerthe fan-site will be returning soon-ish btw! PROBABLY in April or May but it really depends on how much more our relocation is gonna keep getting pushed back :(

Favourite colour: I am a BIG fan of colors just in general but um...

GREEN. Let's just say 'green' and make this a bit easier.

Last tv show/movie: Oh lord... I really don't watch tv much at all. As in... I've watched 1 show in the last 3 years, which is the Loki series.

Spicy/sweet/savoury: Mostly savory with a bit of spice. I do not usually like mixing sweet and savory. There's an Indian restaurant around here that makes great tikka masala and if I could only eat ONE meal for the rest of my life it would be that.

Last game: Minecraft. I was feeling a bit cynical after corporate put up some more ~woo~ feel-good brainwashing customer service posters so I fought back by putting up signs in my spooky scary underground dungeon saying shit like "positive vibes only" and a few other things that might be too much of a giveaway for where I work so I won't share them (YET!)

Last thing i google "do people seriously believe this crap?" with absolutely no added context because that's the mood I was in

@foxboyclit thank you for tagging me in this, it was fun!

#is this the room of a 5 year old or a 30+ year old with adhd and too much creativity to contain? #actually it has changed a bit since I took that photo given that it's been a year #but overall it's still very similar #the ghost is gone because the string broke and I couldn't be arsed to fix it #so now there's the giant spider web in its place #the flowery table cover was replaced with a lace spider web for Lolthmas and I still haven't changed it back #during covid when I was working in a hippie woo grocery store at the height of it all I got seriously depressed #I couldn't go anywhere the way my hours were #so I turned my room into an enchanted forest and tbh it's really serene. my cat is hopelessly in love with my little red rose pillows. #this is the longest I've left my room looking more or less the same #I get an urge to redecorate every 6 months like clockwork but it's been this way for 4 years now I think #taking everything down when I relocate is gonna suck but my next room/office is gonna be Underdark themed so... WORTH IT #I already have the custom printed mural :'D #the new mural is a lot less cartoonish and a bit more uh... GROWN-UP lol but still very pretty #cw: taxidermy #<- just in case since I have one of my foxes and coywolves in the photo #disclaimer: the pelts in this photo are super old and were not killed by me or for the purpose of taxidermy

[junk-culture]

The Vespers - John Singer Sargent 1909, oil on canvas

#art #john singer sargent #saw this in an art gallery today i think it was the only singer sargent they had #id never seen this one before and tbh idk if ive actually seen many of his if any in the flesh #and i was like hohhh bc while it's not my favorite of his or anything it did have that photographic look to it like a lot #of his scenery #and i was pleased to see it #i can't be arsed to scroll through the tags in case someone else has posted this one so im posting it myself lol.

[mukuberry]

i kinda wanna make Till my pfp but i cant find any pictures that fit the vibe™

#chernikocore #the few i like are on white backgrounds so it looks weird as a pfp yknow. cant be arsed to edit em #i dont want a pic of him depressed!!! thats not the vibe™ at all :(( #but also i dont want a pic of him all beat up and bloodied :<

[effrvsnt107]

Martha serves cunt in anything, that’s the reason they only gave her one outfit for the season, she’d out-cunt the doctor

#that’s why he’s such an arse to her season 3 it’s because she’s so much better than him #looking back the shoulders look a little boxy so ignore that sexies #don’t look at all the mistakes like me enjoy her presence #she’s actually the first piece of dr who fanart I’ve ever done so :) #artists on tumblr #traditional illustration #fanart #my art #art #nini draws

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

wow the barbara-centric fic i was writing that was meant to be haha funny crack surrounding the whole thing of her being Oblivious to venti's identity has morphed into angst surrounding the questioning and potential collapse of the faith and religion that she has built her entire life on only to find out that maybe her god isn't so different from her at all and that maybe they're both suffering and imperfect in similar ways and that. yeah wow who could've guessed that this would happen

#look. i can start the story. i can't control what it does with itself though #also barbara is a criminally underrated character in this aspect imo #maybe if i actually get my arse into gear and write a substantial amount of this i'll post it to my ao3 that is currently as dusty and #unmaintained as my attic. maybe. #if i do though i'll need to orphan or put on anon all of the old ml fics i posted because. jesus christ are those things Bad lmfao #i like to think that my writing has improved in the last few years since so hopefully whatever this turns out to be won't be terrible lol #i have written a fair amount of genshin stuff it's just that most of it is only like. 1000 or so words per fic #because i'm not very good at writing actual plot instead of silly little drabbles lol #tempest's dumb thoughts