#so ig i got him kicked out of HIS group <3

[peachy-wolfhard]

He’s an asshole but he’s MY asshole (II)

a/n: …holy shit you guys liked part 1 here's part 2!!! this is officially a series!!!, I've been sparrowpilled, dialogue was again taken from the episode

Warnings bc I forgot this last time: swearing, the phrase “school girl” is used but only in a way to compare the readers actions and not calling the reader one, a couple sexual innuendos, reader is a little shit, kind of gore ig??

Word Count: 2,080

Part 1  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6  Part 7

    “Ben?” you asked cautiously, laying on your shared bed desperately trying to focus on your book.

    “Yes, love? What's up?” Ben asked sweetly. You were the only one to see him like this, fully vulnerable opening his heart to you. 

    “Do you believe what one of them said? About us being dead?” asked in a small sad voice. “No.” he states sharply “Why? do you? You shouldn't I mean they're delusional. Appeared in OUR living room, saying that they grew up here and are his kids…you're really gonna believe them?” Fuck he got you there. I mean why would you believe them? Just because they said some things about you and your husband? Shaking your head no and going back to staring at the same page before; you couldn't shake the thought no matter how much you wanted to. The thought that to them you and Ben were nothing more than skeletons scared you. Getting up from your bed, you put your unread book away and start to look for your training gear, for the first time anticipating training.

    “Big one is strong but slow, possibly stupid. Some sort of… simian hybrid.” Marcus informs the group, making you breathe out a chuckle. “Who took the little jumpy guy?” Sloane asks in her usual peppy tone. How someone could be that peppy and cheerful is a mystery to you. “Me. Just gave him a spanking and sent him to school.” Jayme jokes as Alphonso fist bumps her. Chris speaks about the knife perv and how someone could be stupid enough to throw knives at him. The rest of the team continues talking about the umbrellas while you space off. How in the world did I die? Was Ben thinking this? Did he even care? You were just told that you were dead, that people MOURNED you and hes acting like nothing happened! 

    “What about you, y/n? Who’s ass did you kick?” Alphonso asked pulling you from your spiral of dread and questions. “The big one, real stupid one. He really tried to convince me not to beat his ass.” you joke, masking the dread still rearing its head. Before Jayme could respond to your joke Ben interrupted challenging Marcus as he always does. “Enough post-gaming. They disrespected us, Marcus. We need to be out there finding these freaks and taking ‘em out.” maybe he was thinking about what one of them said or maybe he was just being Ben. After that the mood shifts, becoming increasingly tense. “Can someone explain how you got your asses handed to you in 30 seconds?” Marcus asks exasperatedly. “Do you have any idea what would happen to our reputation if anyone had seen that?” he continues. “I mean we haven't faced decent enemies in years. This could be good for us.” He does have a point, since the Sparrows have become so big and well known there’s never any big enemies, just petty crimes and bank robberies.

    Marcus calls for Reginald and asks for an assessment. Reginald explains that they have no loyalty, are unimpressive, cried too much and showered too little, however he warned that we shouldn’t underestimate them given how they (somehow) saved the world in 1963. After hardcore training you decided to relax your mind and muscles with some yoga. Putting in a yoga tape and rolling out your mat, you begin. Only have around 10 minutes to yourself before you are interrupted by Sloane.

    “God all this talk of the umbrella academy has me tired.” Sloane says, sitting next to you while copying your position. “So what was all that with the big stupid one?” you ask smirking at the thought back to their interactions. All Sloane gives you is a big eyed look and glances toward the camera then back towards you. Understanding what shes saying you turn the T.V off. “Give me a bit to take a shower then lets meet in my room. I need to know.” you tell her whispering the last part. After your shower you head to your room, hoping that Sloane remembered. 

    “Psst! y/n!” Sloane whispered just outside your room. Pulling her in quickly and closing the door, making sure no one or bird saw. “Okay spill tell me everything.” As soon as you gave her the go ahead she wouldn’t stop. Talking about how handsome he was, how cute it was to see him visibly nervous from her presence and about meeting him in the hallway.

    “Yeah someone got a good hit on him, scratched his face but pretty bad.” Fuck I scarred up Sloane’s boyfriend. You thought hoping that she wouldn’t realize it was you. “So enough about me and Romeo whats going on with you and Ben.” she asks with a smirk. “I mean its going good. Hes started doing this thing where whenever i’m getting something like water he comes and just wraps his arms around me and gives me a hug from behind.” you say starting to giggle like a school girl talking about their crush. “That’s so cute! I could only dream that Luther would do something like that.” she borderline screams. “So Luther is his name huh.” teasingly “man you two sure had a lot of time all alone.” you continue teasing. “Oh stop it.” Sloane says while laughing at your antics. “I better get going just got to a really good part of my book. When I’m done you should definitely read it.” and with that shes gone.

    The rest of the day and dinner went pretty well, except for Marcus’ presence being missed; well mainly missed by you as much as he could push your buttons he was amazing and fun to be around when he wasn’t being a leader. After dinner you head to bed, Ben trailing closely along behind you. Opening your shared bedroom door and pulling Ben in by the wrist. “Oh okay,” he says with a smug smirk.

    Waking up to being shook awake by Ben, “Marcus is missing, he went to talk to one of the umbrellas and they kidnapped him.” Ben tries to tell your barely awake self. “Ben, honey, love, please give me a moment to actually wake up then retell me.” you say your voice full of sleep, rubbing your eyes. Ben nods and lets you get dressed for the day given that it was only 7:00 am breakfast wasn’t served yet so you had time to fully process the news and make a plan to get him back.

    Now here you were your plan coming together perfectly. Fei knew that Luther would be going on a run that morning and all of you decided that you, Ben, Sloane, Fei and Chris would go kidnap him. After watching him be blissfully unaware of Fei’s birds following him. Eventually he realizes whats going on and starts to run away until he runs into you, your family, and a light pole causing it to fall.

    “Hey, remember me,” you say giving your best little shit grin just before kicking him in the face as hard as possible. While walking back home you walked further back than the rest, still deep in thought about your supposed death. “I thought this would cheer you up,” Ben said with a small smile. “Oh yeah nothing like kidnapping and assault in the morning to really wake someone up,” you say sarcastically. That’s what made him fall so hard and fast for you, your ability to be a complete asshole, your ability to bounce off Ben’s snarky comments and joke with each other. “Well that’s what wakes me up and makes me feel better,” Ben jokes. “Yeah but that’s because you’re fucked up and weird,” you laugh out causing Ben to start laughing.

    Arriving at home Sloane drops Luther off with Grace to patch him up before walking with you and Fei to breakfast. “So how did it go?” Alphonso asks, mouth full of toast. “Did he even put up a fight?” he continues, giggling at his own joke. “Not at all, he just scurried around the park a bit until he hit a light pole,” Fei laughs. Laughing at remembering Luther running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Grabbing your breakfast and making yourself an iced coffee, you sit at your assigned seat next to Ben.

    “Ah there he is!” Alphonso announces. “Please, join us.” Fei says, gesturing to the seat next to her as Alphonso slams the chair. “Its okay. Nobody’s gonna hurt you.” Ben assures Luther. “I might,” you say, buttering your toast with a grin. Just about that time Sloane offers him a smoothie which he eagerly takes. Fei offers some breakfast before being turned down stating that he probably shouldn’t. That is until he notices all the different kinds of butter that is on the table. Taking a seat across from Ben he eagerly starts to eat before Ben introduces himself. “And this is my spouse y/n, number eight,” he says with a smile, always eager to show you off. 

    “It is so good to see you guys again,” he says with a chuckle before going back to eat. “Why does everyone keep looking at us like that?” Ben growls. “Because you’ve been dead for 15 years and they’ve been dead for a week,” he says sadly. HOLY FUCK YOU DIDN’T EVEN DIE TOGETHER! YOU HAD TO LIVE 15 YEARS WITHOUT HIM! Your stomach drops to your ass. “Dead? What do you mean dead?” Ben asks sharply. Damn, well there’s an answer to your question, Ben actually wasn’t thinking about being dead. Luther just shrugs it off with a “It’s a long story,” and the rest go about introducing themselves. Ben introduces Chris by saying he’s in a saucy mood something that sends everyone into laughter at the inside joke. Luther starts to laugh too, something that made you laugh harder.

    The mood is quickly dissipated by the mention of Marcus not being there. “Where is he?” Luther asks before Ben stabs the table “That’s what we’d like to know,” Ben threatens. “Are we playing a game?” Luther asks with a dumb smile on his face. Oh god Sloane likes them big and dumb. Ben explains that the umbrellas took your number one so you took him. Luther looks confused at the sudden revelation that they took Marcus. “Why would we do that?” “Act of war?” Jayme says followed by you saying “Death wish?” Sloane explains that the last time the sparrows saw Marcus they were with his sibling, the little one with big powers. 

    Ben further asks why he is the last to know about things given that hes their number one, coaxing him into giving you more information. “You’d think so, Ben. discipline has never really been our strong suit,” Luther continues saying “its pretty much a free-for-all over there.” Luther says that his siblings are probably worried sick about him and that if you free him, he’ll send Marcus over without a scratch. He goes to stand and leave however Ben pulls him back down and states “What’s the rush? Stick around till Marcus is back.” Luther makes an attempt to scare him however all it does is push him further, “Oh and if you try to escape Fei’s birds with peck your eyes out and make a nest inside your skull. And if you don’t like that option y/n could claw them out with their nails and rip you apart limb from limb just before ripping your throat out,” Ben says giving a fucked up little chuckle before leaving with you.

    Meeting in the living room later that day, Jayme and Alphonso inform the rest of the sparrows about the fight at the shop. Soon Luther is walking into the room, clueless about his family’s actions. Ben standing to meet him before he can sit with you, telling him hes free to go but must tell them to let Marcus go and that even if one hair is out of place, the sparrows will come for them.

#masterlist #ben hargreeves x reader #sparrow!ben x reader #the umbrella academy x reader #tua x reader #umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy spoilers #ben hargreeves #ben hargreeves imagine

[malevolentwife]

🩰 DANCER EREN HC’S ʚ ₊ 💌 ⊰ ִ ֺ ⊹

a/n: dancer eren has just recently popped up in my mind while watching youngbeen joo vids and now i’m insane bc just imagine this slutty man being a dancer oh my ໒꒱

i just think that dancer eren would have the same style as youngbeen joo !! he’s just so smooth with it oml

he started off with a few dancing groups/gig and stuff but nothing permanent ,, he’s picky with the companies he associates himself with. he’s a brat rlly. 💀

buttt he finally does agree to be a part of PARADIS when he saw how good the management was and how big the pay would be if things got serious, so he definitely grabbed the opportunity !!

especially when he found out most of his friends were signing up too like mikasa ? ymir ? yeahhhh count him in

as soon as he gets the gist of Paradis he rlly just relaxes … he does what he does, he tries to stay out of trouble, he tries to meet deadlines, he actually goes to class and shit. thats when u know he’s serious and he likes the environment <;3

when i say ‘stay out of trouble’ i mean trying not to butt heads with the manager (levi lollll)

he, along with mikasa and ymir, are the quickest to become choreographers. (mikasa and ymir first, eren had to work a little more)

this is so random but dancer eren always has the nicest fits 😮‍💨 he’s always on trend, never misses with the new shoes and stuff, that’s part of the reason why he got so famous.

he has fangirls from everywhere as soon as his choreo vids go up on yt/ig/twtr 💀 his followers skyrocket, and his comments are always so positive like damn. he likes to go thru the comments and shit, it feeds his ego, and genuinely motivates him to do better to keep up with the new fame

even if he likes all the attention he’s getting, he’s still shit at posting on his socmeds, even if it’s to promote Paradis or his choreo vids.

sometimes he posts a random selfie on his story, but that’s all you’re getting. he doesn’t even follow anyone except paradis’ official account (levi forced him)

it does make him an asshole sometimes but its nothing mikasa can’t fix with a little kick to the shin or a punch to his pretty face <;3

speaking of mikasa …. these two have the best fucking chemistry when dancing ong !!!! a lot of ppl ship them bc of how good their dances are together.

little do they know that mikasa has a thing going on with jean and the only reason why eren likes to do slightly sexy dances with mikasa is bc it pisses jean off. 🤭

dancer eren is such a playboy too 💀 he’s slept with some dancers, some ig models, Paradis’ last secretary too before she got fired. best believe there’s a shit ton of dating rumors around him, and it gets messyyyyy!

any relationship he has never lasted. he’s always busy.

anyway, here r a few youngbeen choreo vids that fits eren’s style <3 he’s the one always wearing a hat hehe

i’m moaning

especially this ???? oh gosh 😩

hehe this is him and mika

he ate this up

#cupid. 𝟽𝟽𝟽 #𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷 #eren headcanons #eren jaeger headcannons #eren x reader #eren jeager x reader #aot headcanons #this is also mad short so sorry lollll

[lqfiles]

ANON WHO BROUGHT UP LUCAS THANK U I WAS ITCHING TO TALK AB HIM BUT I WAS SOOO SCARED BC i didn’t know if it was a safe space free of lumis or not…

my ig feels kinda curated to show me content of him there’s so much of his stans there compared to tiktok and the specific posts im getting is like “dreamies winning for smoothie!! …lucas in the back🥺💔” OR “dejun introducing lucas for his stage🥺🥺” SHUUTTT UPPPPP

it’s especially aggravating when there are situations in the industry that were far less impactful than his allegations the ones i’m thinking of specifically is soojin ex gidle as well as chuu have not promoted on music shows BUT WITHIN LIKE TWO MONTHS OF HIM COMING BACK HE GETS TO HAVE HIS SOLO DEBUT AND PERFORM??? and don’t even get me started on seunghan. what the fuck do you mean ot6 siren gtfo

i gave up on editing and was making shitposts on my tiktok praying for the downfall of sm ent because it seems they have a 7 member group curse DIEEE!!! (respectfully..! i lov u lee donghyuck i hope u can be free from the sm shackles in due time)

HSDJDKSKS don’t worry this is never a safe space for him and his fan i rlly do not like that guy and you’ll never catch me praising him.. anyways i got some stuff to say too but it will probably be the only time i’ll speak on it here because i don’t like giving that man attention 😶‍🌫️

bro i’m not surprised that you’re getting that stuff because when i tell you 99% of nctzens on insta are all lucas fans it actually shocked me 😭😭 i remember once commenting smth like “we don’t want him back” and i got sent death threats like OVER DOZEN???? MR CANT FIND THE BEAT?? 😭😭😭 tiktok is really 50/50 with a side that’s here for him and another side that doesn’t like him. the only platform i know where it’s mostly people disliking him is twitter but even then he got a pretty large following on there that is LOUD and ANNOYING

and you’re so right about that ITS SO CRAZY TO ME how SM just wouldn’t let go off him like they were so adamant on keeping him in the company for some reason and have been soft launching him for a good year trying to get the public to ease a bit, (the amount of concerts he’s attended to make his presence known.. you’re not slick SM) and i just don’t get what value he has to that company. he doesn’t bring the talent like he literally invented the term dozen because he dozen do anything right, he doesn’t bring the visuals, you can argue that he brings fans because he got a very huge SEA and latin (?) fan population that is veryyyy loud but even then the number of haters is much bigger, china literally hates him and korea barely tolerates him.

they didn’t hesitate to put seunghan on hiatus and are literally erasing him from the group in real time with the ot6 siren ver it’s crazyyy, all because he got his privacy invaded and did acceptable teen things? they kicked that SNSD member out for starting her own clothing brand and i’m sure they blacklisted her too, jaejoong got blacklisted too, soojin and chuu got kicked out, but the guy who has literal criminal allegations (that he basically admitted to himself) gets a whole pity sob documentary as well as rebranding as a soloist? chris lee is the biggest dick rider ever for this and it will never make sense to me😭

i honestly don’t like talking about him or mentioning him because 1. any type of publicity can be good publicity to him 2. arguing with his fans is useless and tiring because they will NOT change their mind 3. his face and existence annoys me so yeah i don’t like mentioning him because what’s the point hate-watching his content like that’s still publicity for him

but yeah if i find out any of his fans follow me i’ll literally block, even if you dont follow me and i find you’re his fan i block 💀 NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR LUMIS PLEASE LEAVE BEFORE I HAVE TO BLOCK U MYSELF 😭🙏🏽

#asks. #from 🪼 anon #the last sentence you’re so hsjdhsjdks #WHERE IS THE HAECHAN SOLO SINCE WERE GIVING EVERYONE A SOLO #also omg you’re an editor 👀 me too..

[munamania]

bitch post time!!!!!! many revelations ok last night's vibes were HEINOUS but it provided so much for me and lydia to talk about and now i am gonna share with you yippee storytime

k so we plan to go to this valentines day showcase thing that the college radio is putting on last night. mind you at my place of work where i pretended that i had a family emergency and had to go home cause i didnt feel like going into work yesterday morning lol idiot... i was so paranoid my boss was there in disguise or some shit it was stupid. sorry um. yeah so ok i was largely like this could be a chance for friend groups to come together and maybe ill be able to talk to sams roommate and also like i do want to see more live music and it's free! so. anyway ok wait let me tell u abt the first part of the day

so me and lydia drive over some wine bottles to sam for him to use as props in a film. and sam and the roommate are sitting on their porch and we chat a little bit acc sam said as i walked up 'you always look so suspicious' and i was like 'ok u guys were literally just staring at me' cause they WERE and roommate was actually really nicely like 'oh no you're okay' and generally was just kind of inserting into our convo which well i had fun with naturally. um anyway and then who comes running up but teko! our buddy teko. and sams like have yall met and im like Of course and teko gives me a hug and i cant lie it was actually so sweet. i am also extremely touch starved but it was a nice hug. anyway. then i had to help roommate pick shoes alongside teko's fit and then i was like um Ok Bye. when i got back in the car lydia was like so i saw a neon sweatshirt... and i was like yeah <3 that's my man <3 sorry ok vibes get worse as the night comes

me and lydia end up getting to sam's late to 'pregame' this show and ig it was supposed be like. it was encouraged to dress formally. and i was wearing a dress that was too small and my chappell red tights and docs. kind of a serve but me and lydia were serving much more valentines day than formal. anyway. roommate does swing around to be like hi! and THEN i see my girl chloe i looooove her shes so fuckin funny and weird and we made this weird little short together in class last semester and i was kinda intimidated by her so i was so happy shocked when she was like I was so excited to see u :D WEEE shes so cool guys and has the funniest fuckin laugh and well honestly the high points of the night were us and lydia fucking around and dancing and being weird and offputting wallflowers cause again this thing SUCKED. ok

we did also smoke beforehand and i accidentally took this huge hit and then thought id be fine w a little more but brother was i feeling funny. did not eat enough and didnt take water it was atrocious. so. we get there and let me tell you if I WAS WORKING i'd have been able to fix the fact that it was soooooooooo fucking loud in there like bad bad bad audio distortion etc i wanted to kick this dude off the mixer but like what ever... it hurt so bad. and the lights were mostly on until chloe and sam duped this guy into dimming some of them but even still it was giving middle school dance. without the fun cheesy music. some of my instagram gay people are there. um but sorry there was simply no way i was going near that dance floor like the bands lowkey highkey sucked (i mean it was just a bunch of white college dudes and they did not slay. shocker. sam kept being like 'they're so good' and we were like um haha... straight face emoji)

we acc disappeared for a while to another floor for the br and just chilled for like half an hour (and security came to find us lmfaooo but ended up just leaving) and i was feeling odd and out of body and too aware of how i looked and it was just not great i was like we're the only bitches serving cunt here... um. anywho. so like later theres a slow dance and roommate is dancing with this other girl i only know from instagram till this point and i suppose if i was really feeling myself i could have tried to make a move but i was not. once again. vile vibes in this place. like i dont mean to be a pussy i typically would be much more charming and fun if i wanted to flirt and kinda felt the vibe from them but i was not really enjoying myself LMAO

then some more of the friend group shows up at the end and sam's like 'drama is actively going down' and im like Wuhhhh the fuck and i feel like a few of them r looking at me and i was just like get me OUT of here but for some fuck ass reason was still like nooooo we should go over and have pizza w sam and them. forgive me for thinking they had like frozen pizza or smth and i could get some free food out of this no we had to sit there and wait for dominos or whatever

AND THE MOST ANNOOOOOOOOOOOYING AWFUL TERRIBLE GROSS MEN YOUVE EVER MET SAT THERE AND JOINED THE BRIEF SMOKE CIRCLE AND THEN WERE JUST THERE AND LIKE YOU COULD JUST FEEL THEM TAKING UP SPACE AND US 'GIRLS' WERE MADE TO FEEL SO SMALL ON THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SOOOOOOOO TIRED. had to get a sweater cause i felt so uncomfortable. girl i really was only there in case i could have a saving grace moment with roommate im so serious. well and for chloe but otherwise me and lydia shoulda been outta there

literally chloe was so excited to show our little video to people and sam cut us off from getting there to show us the fucking fidget spinner game he has on his tv. girl get out! oh my fucking god. finally lydias like Cool anyway so - like sams misogyny jumped out in previously unprecedented ways. it was bad. these boys were truly making me want to kill myself im sorry like it was so bad i have curated my experience so as to be away from that for so long it was really jarring. and what you need to understand about sam is that he's almost died twice and kind of has a funny little gender vibe going on and so for a while now yeah we've gotten along through silly odd things we relate through but holy shit....... that was so offputting i cant even wrap my brain around it

also sam very much walked me into like yaoi-fying him and his best friend and then was like haha noooo why r u calling us gay ur so weird bitch just fuck him already im tired and also dont care.. hes so attention seeking and not used to um not being the center of attention. sorry! oopsies anyway so

so then im like ew like i kinda need to reassess um. the people im around. and again cant stress enough how gross and judged and just kinda old i felt surrounded by these ppl even tho theyre all like within a year of age? and like roommate still seems maybe cool but since we didnt actually talk and they were off w the other roommate/other ppl i cant help but associate them w the odd vibes but like. honestly idk i might just try to uh slide into their dms rlly casually. bc. well idk how the friend group is fracturing and it wouldnt surprise me if they were annoyed with sam esp living with him but obv i dont really know. but again let me stress this friend group has been friends since their freshman year like what r yall doing yeah u do need to break up....

so i figure since they're hot (and kinda tiny i cant tell if they're shorter than me or just right around my height) (but also they kind of scared me by giving Instagram face while posing for a pic last night i cant do any more people giving off dorian gray rn. but i was also under the influence so um that didnt help) i could just yeah be brave see how it goes and worst case scenario it's not a vibe yk. and best case scenario i get to hang w them and teko. teko so gives francis. anyway

OH also sam and the friends insisted on listening to this ai generated… thing like idk guys i think i was in hell fr

also had several men yell out of their cars at me and staring at me as we walked to the bus stop :/ so men really do ruin everything btw

um. so. that was the night! thx for reading if u did. i am excited to be around other fun silly cool queer people god bless fuck these people

#abby talks

[sips-tea-cutely]

Hi again! I was wondering if you can do platonic headcanons for YTTD Sara, Joe, and Ryoko with a blunt reader who has a blank face but surprisingly fixes misunderstandings, arguments, or problems in the group?

pokerface

in which the yttd sononebo high deal with their friend whos face is so blank they can hold a staring contest for an hour. despite their blunt attitude, they're the one who clears misunderstandings. their thoughts and feelings.

#joe tazuna

HES SO THANKFUL?????? LIKE BROOOO??? HE ALMOST HAD A BREAK UP LORD.

i dont think this guy would be like. like his jokes are always thought out carefully and properly so i dont think anybody would be offended by it.

but one day, he got a call from someone named "booo bear" and ryoko was furious when she found out.

Joe was desperately trying to explain that "booo bear" is 'boo' like 'BOOO YOU SUCK >:(' and bear was their actual nickname.

ryoko kept on pressing for answers while joe was like a kicked puppy like trying to find the right words to explain like 'ryoko boo is BOO you suck :( ur my real boo bear'

so when you come up. you immediately explain to ryoko about the name and the reason why joe is contacting the person (solely because they run a dress company that has a dress joe would think ryoko would look good in and hes trying to get a free deal bro hes broke)

in the end ryoko profusely apologizes to him for the misunderstanding. joe thanks you for clearing it up for him :D and hes honestly super grateful you came in the right time.

#ryoko hirose

idk tbh like thank you?? ig. i think it kinda started like

"Yeah and that girl who acted all smart and stuff.. She kinned Bella for real." "Ryoko, is this slander of me for getting bella in a twilight quiz."

i mean yeah, it started off as a joke but then it kinda got seirous when she mentioned edward (big headcannon that sara was team jacob /Ih /j)

and then things were getting heated they were both spitting bars and it got so tense so you know what you did??

put your hands over their mouths before they turned to you. you let them go, and just blutnly say.

"No fighthing. Let's all get along now, okay?"

and you clear misunderstandings and stuff like WOO WEE thank god. you made them both apologize to each other.

So when it was over she just looked at you. like you sure your face was blank like usually you looked SATISFIED on what you did. what an icon. the moment.

#sara chidouin

TBH i think shes conflicted on the matter too. however she finds it admiring you dont even waste a chance to clear up misunderstandings :)

like joe said something stupid again and she only sighed and said "This again?" in a blunt tone because she came from a rough day in which joe actually thought she was angry at him.

THIS ISNT EVEN THAT BAD ITS JUST JOE BEING SCARED THAT SARAS ANGRY AT HIM AND JUST SARA STRUGGLING TO DEFEND HERSELF

"sara are u angry at me :(?"

"no- I'm not. but-"

"D:"

and it like took a WHOLE hour before you came in. kinda like a lawyer? you pat both of their heads and explain to joe that saras just tired and said it bluntly.

joe, being the golden retriver he is, apologizes to sara and offers her free kebabs for a whole week. (his money could NEVER.)

she just stands behind you, before telling you that she'll buy anything you want next week. HEY AT LEAST FREE STUFF LETS GOOO<3

#poker face #might make part 2 tbh. #yttd #your turn to die #your turn to die x reader #yttd x reader #kima ga shine x reader #PLATONIC! #joe x ryoko #joe tazuna x ryoko #mod chihiro #sara x reader #sara chidouin x reader #joe tazuna x reader

[cup0fcocoa]

I can't sleep so I'm about to make it everyone else's problem. Get ready for JD ranting

Okay I have a LOT to ramble about but I'll get miscellaneous things out of the way ig

1) in the Danceverse the gloves serve a purpose outside of coaching: they provide a humanoid disguise for the dancers to dance in. Sara, being human, is the only one capable of taking off her glove and not changing at all, but for any other relevant dancer this will not be the case. There's different levels of how odd the Danceverse citizens can get- standard level which is just an every day person (who is usually not a coach), a middle spectrum where a dancer has access to powers but no altered form, and those with altered 'true' forms. The glove and its magic were first introduced by the Traveler and Si'ha Nova as a way to maintain consistently between prominent dancers or anyone who just felt like being humanoid. However, the glove's power got to the wrong hands, and soon one certain sorceress would manipulate this gift for her own selfish desires.

The glove by itself still has side effects though, such as the transformation from true form to humanoid form being unavoidable and (usually) painful- especially if a dancer were to be something like a ghost, doll, or being with a drastically irregular body shape. Ghosts would have to relive their death every time the glove is removed, dolls would lose their sense of humanity, etc etc; to make matters worse, not everyone has free will over their glove use- it's all dependent on what supernatural being a dancer is and the circumstances of their situation.

2) general relations in my mind are scattered and usually organized by group. It'd be a lot easier and faster to understand if I just made a chart tbh but for the most part with one exception the groups I have get along well

3) there's no set timeline for me yet but I've already worked out several plot points with a gist of how things will go. Due to Wanderlust's ability to both open/use portals and open windows into the past and future, it's very easy to integrate arcs dancers from old games go through as something that occurred before the plot of JD23. I can make the entire elemental war canon as well as a way to isekai my favorite dancer to meet my second favorite dancer and have them interact I am a Genius

4) Night Swan deserves to be way more powerful. Not enough people remember she was able to best Wanderlust- the son of what we all know is the king/god of the Danceverse- even if briefly. She has the power to open gates to other realms (something we only see Wanderlust and Traveler capable of previously) and brainwash/mind control dancers with one fell swoop. The minionization process should definitely be a lot longer and WAY more painful, especially since victims literally turn into mindless bird soldiers- which leads me to my next point. In order for Wanderlust to fall prey to her power, Night Swan must've used a lot of magic on him, so much so that I believe it only makes sense if his capture had more severe aftereffects. The way I personally represent this is through his flares- his soul was tarnished by her black magic, causing him to occasionally spasm and basically relive the pain of losing body autonomy. These flares hurt him and anyone who approaches him, putting them in danger as well. He can't be cured, so Jack Rose has to stand back and watch his savior suffer at his hand knowing he can never reverse the damage.

5) speaking of, Jack Rose has siblings, two of them to be exact. While I could say who they are that's just no fun. I do have a drawing of a younger picture of the trio planned out though hopefully. Growing up isolated in the Swan tower was horrid, and both siblings left prematurely: one was kicked out and practically disowned while the other ran away never to be seen again. Jack's boa cape and brooch are hand me downs from them, given as gifts not long before each sibling left his life. Now that he himself has fled the tower and has a deity boyfriend capable of teleporting whenever he pleases, Jack plans on finding and reuniting with them again

6) on the continued topic of siblings, Pulse and Haze are also related (Pulse being older). This is honestly self indulgence but also Haze has the most moves similar to the extreme routine for Boy With Luv so honestly the game does my job for me

7) you know how Sara can travel from the human world to the Danceverse? Yeah the same can happen vice versa. The human world is a destination of great interest to a lot of the dancers, especially those who wish to live out lives as normal people instead of being worried over whether their glove is on right. If a dancer were to successfully cross the border however, Traveler would immediately sense it and send someone to retrieve the dancer (sometimes even escort them back himself). See, Traveler doesn't fancy the idea of invading another dimension for selfish reasons, which is the only reason he allows the rest of the fruity five to occasionally join Sara and find scattered dancers who have gone under the radar in the human world. Anyway, traveling to the human world gives a dancer a glow down and skin tone, basically the inverse of entering the Danceverse

If you're still here congratulations but also if you wanna hear more (which. I'm so sorry if you do) or just want me to draw someone feel free to send an ask. I definitely won't get to it immediately but I will try lol

#this rancid posts stays within the confines of my blog actually. no main tag today #cocoa convos #rambles of the mentally ill #please talk me im lonely #also shoutouts to my girlfriend and this game for getting me to think so much about men again. im still gay but its v impressive #i was half asleep through most of this lmao

[the1975attheirverybest]

Hi sorry for this long post I submit because this has been brewing in my head for a while.

I think Matty (and most likely the band) is at this weird space of wanting to be bigger but reluctant to be famous if that makes sense. When the NYT profile came out, I was really surprised because that was clearly a planned profile and been in the work for a while. That to me seems like a sign that they were ready to step into the spotlight a bit more.

From my observation, Matty is really the only one who seems to enjoy being a celebrity? I don't know if enjoy is the right word, but he is definitely the most comfortable. I also feel like the other 3 are becoming more private than before. Like remember all the snapchats and IG stories from their tour before BFIAFL? (Good times, I miss them so much). I wish we had them for this tour. 

Although that might be a decision they take as part of BFIAFL promo because I remember Coup De Main replied my tweet about them interviewing the boys in NZ and they said that they are not doing interview for the tour. (That was also interesting on its own cause it's makes me think that maybe Matty wanted people to hear from him through the show rather than his words).

But anyway my point is, Matty is definitely ready to get bigger as he believes that they are at their very best, but also they don't know how to navigate being famous.

Matty’s relationship to fame is VERY, VERY interesting to me. Both in terms of how he think of it and how he comes off to the audience. And a major part of how he presents himself. I would say it might have changed slightly over the years, but in general it’s been the same. You’re right, maybe “enjoy” isn’t the right word. Maybe like “gets something out of it” is kind of more accurate? Like, to him, there’s a pay-off. In a way that maybe George, Adam, and Ross don’t feel.

There’s a reason they USED to do interviews as a group way back in the day, but then stopped. I think they came to the realization that Matty is both comfortable doing it and enough. Like they don’t all NEED to do it. And it works. Well, I guess it did until the podcast.

I think the trickiness also comes from the bands own ethos. The 1975 was never meant to be a big mainstream band. (I’m not saying they shouldn’t/ don’t qualify or don’t deserve it because they absolutely do.) the whole thing of being super informal and in an open dialogue with their own fans, not hiring a PR team, operating DH as a small, indie label with the fewest external influence possible, etc. all of that works on smaller scales fairly well. And they’ve managed to do it for years. But now that the band has gotten bigger, that kind of thing doesn’t work anymore. We’ve felt it ourselves. The fandom itself has changed.

And I think they’re in this limbo right now of trying to figure out where they go from here. are they going to pivot and do the mainstream thing? Is there a new way of doing things that scales up? Takes into consideration their current status and allows room for them to grow? Do they just stick to who/ what they’ve been for the past decades and let the current momentum that they’ve built go, taper off, and lose public interest?

JUST before all this kicked off Matty said that he’s as famous as he ever wants to be and thinks that if he got more famous things would get complicated and off-putting. And that’s exactly what’s happening now, lol. Another day, another matty statement being prescient.

FOR ME, at least, the thing that makes me uneasy about him pulling things back/ being more private/ no longer being online and informal is that I’m not really sure what’s going on with him. Is he scared and backed into a corner and he just thought “I don’t wanna say anything too soon and fuck things up”? Is he silent until he figures it all out and then he’ll come back? Is this just the new band ethos? Silence and just promo/ tour material? Like this uncertainty sometimes feels like it makes ME uncertain about my relationship to the band. Because so much of artist-fan dynamics are based on certain structures or expectations or types of interactions. Like, each fandom has its own “culture.”

This is NO SHADE to Swifties or Harries, but if you notice, they each have their own ways of interacting with Taylor/ Harry that are completely foreign to us as 1975 fans. That’s cuz our relationship to Matty and the boys is different from their relationship to Taylor or to Harry. So there’s just this kind of….idk. Discomfort or unease, or something, within me. Where I’m like “if I could figure out how I’m SUPPOSED to feel about all this. Things would be simpler. Lol”

But I also strongly believe in giving them the time and space to figure it out. To me, that’s also part of what it means to be a fan. Be supportive even when you don’t know everything / have the art in front of you. It’s gotta be a weird time for them navigating all this. And they’ll get it faster if we’re not making their lives needlessly more complicated. So, I’m alright waiting. Just missing Matty/ feeling a tad confused.

[appreciatingtokrev]

my brain is going insane over photographer/filmer yamagishi and skater boarder makoto 😭😭 i feel both these professions fit their personalities honestly but yeyyyy

as mentioned makoto is a skateboard who has a growing fanbase of followers on his social media who check out his content that yamagishi helps him take. they're a fun duo, those two kids at the back of class that laugh so loud that its annoying /affectionate i love them sm

they kinda just are long time friends in the beginning but everyone thinks they're like dating n smth like that and they're just like huh cuz yk they're clueless idiots. then they kinda bring it up and become friends who kiss sometimes and use each other when they need to let out some steam, until yamagishi is just casually like ayo bro what are we. and they talk abt it n they're like yeah sure we can date ig..? but idk they're one of those relationships that are like maybe we won't put a label on this and just be happy in each other's company but they're also like letz experiment w what we want as a relationship and all.

but yeah they're kinda boyfriends definitely friends. maybe just friends who kiss but they have very intimate feelings for each other so they're just kinda lost but they're comfortable to be whatever as long as its w the other yk<3

also they love watching old highschool/coming of age movies together while cuddling but also while arguing at the tv abt stupid decisions the movie characters make. and if takkuya is in this au too yamagishi and makoto individually like rambling to the couple abt their partner bcuz they're frustrated n confused abt their relationship but also happy that they even have the other in their life and takkuya just look at each other in "that" way and when makoto/yamagishi ask them what the look was they say they won't tell them and let them figure it out for themselves. but they go on double dates, mostly to parks and theme parks but they went to a cafe once and collectively decided to never go to one all together again cuz they got kicked out bcuz they were too rowdy 😭😭

and if we rlly wanted this to be extra fun we'd add takehina into it, karate gf and nurse in training bf, just to have a bigger group 😇

anyways i love mizo mid so much im so normal abt them (im not)

killing tumblr it also didn’t give me a notif for this i hate this fucking website.

anyways hi taku!! you absolutely should go insane abt them you are doing everything right in your life fr <3 no but i am SO listening to everything you have to say you are so right abt them my god. i’m so sorry but i laughed at ‘skateboard makoto’ help i am now picturing him as an actual skateboard- adhjfgjdh. nodding along to all of this i am nodding so hard trust

oh yes we should def add takehina!! (btw the jobs you gave them?? so so true) after all takemichi is also part of mizo mid and i think excluding him is a crime. plus i love the friendship he & akkun have it’s slept on actually i think. i mean the whole first customer thing and stuff 😭 but this isn’t abt them afjhsjf so. back on topic

my brain is empty i had to make up too many haikyuu character assumptions for my qpp yesterday (i had to rate the characters without knowing them at all/while hardly knowing them (we watched the first three eps of season one together two or so months ago)) which was incredibly fun but now my creativity is on stand-by and i haven’t managed to active it again yet but yes i love them thank you

dw i am just as insane about the mizo mid. together we can give them the recongnition they deserve maybe

#you are hoarding the correct tokrev opinions i love being friends with you sm taku you don’t even know #love love love hearing your hcs and stuff man #elys n taku rambles #☆—`elys rambles

[hoshiyoshis]

hellooooo my love — how about pentagon & golcha for the ask game 🌼✨💖

hello my love!!

i ramble too much

for pentagon i'm unfamiliar aside from knowing & loving literally one song (daisy and im 99% sure thats bc of u!!)

I’ll listen to their top song on Spotify & tell you my thoughts

daisy is right underneath shine.... cursed bc i actually realLY WAIT

WAIT IS THIS THE ONE W THE FUCKING???? T*KTOK DANCES OR F*RTNITE DANCES OR WHATEVER???? I RECOGNIZE THT LIL BIT FROM VIDEOS ABT LIKE... KPOP CHOREO IN GENERAL...

oh hey this was the group dawn was a part of. id say i hope he's doing well but i'm actually pretty sure he is lmao

anyway shine slaps and i like the like. chorus ig??? its all good but i recognized the like... one line at the beginning immediately.

I’ll look up photos & tell you who stands out to me

uhhh im looking at group pics like last time which is probably not smart but: guy in the very middle in this picture, the two on the end here, and the guy who looks soft as hell w the blonde hair in this picture... hes kinda got teddy bear vibes in this pic tbh

I’ll tell you if I’d look into them more

i was abt to be like "time to add them to the list" but theyre already there adfkhsdf ill def have to listen more sometime!! shine + daisy are both v good and i feel like i'd enjoy more of their music if i actually sat down and listened fully :0

and for golcha... who r they? haha ive never seen bae seungmin in my life (drops pictures of him + my other beloveds) oh fuck oh shit--

favorite member / bias line

idk who my favorite is rn but its usually between bae seungmin + joochan + donghyun!! do not ask me why i dreamed of jangjun last night. i do not know.

seungmin is v funny and also i love his visuals and vocals and his dancing, joochan honestly seems to be a (cute) mess sometimes (the pasta...) + his vocals as well, and donghyun is a gamer boy and im weak for gamer boys as u may know. also he dance! :) altho i feel like i could def say tht like... all of golcha is funny lmao they are chaotic sometimes and i live for it <3 being bad at mafia is a small price to pay.

which member I’d fight (& why)

.... probably jangjun for dabbing in damdadi. some crimes cannot be forgiven sdfkhsdf he'd probably beat my ass bc i'm p sure the guy works out a lot but i'd still try.

other than that, i dont think there's anyone i'd fight??? i'd feel bad and also they could all def kick my ass unless we're going shorties vs the rest of golcha lmao even tho seungmin is almost definitely taller than me but we could kick his groups ass

favorite song(s)

that feeling + ddara + wannabe are all somewhere in my top golcha songs tbh? ra pam pam + without you also!! :0 but they have a lot of good songs, esp older ones, that im just leaving out lol (with me is on my repeat playlist for a reason...)

favorite thing about the group

god. so like. i feel like its a lil obvious to go 'oh i love their music' but literally i love how strong all of their songs seem to be. damdadi slaps so fuckin hard, especially to debut with? i feel like their choreography is always really on point and even if their line distribution isnt equal, it genuinely feels like they all do get to shine? i think typically its their dancers who get less lines (which makes sense to me) compared to vocalists + rappers, but it never really feels super unfair?

idk they also cover other groups pretty well imo but that might just be me being biased toward them lol i just think abt the time they covered fear by svt sometimes like??? also their aju nice cover... the original def has a distinct sound that u cant replicate but i do appreciate the golcha cover esp bc i think that was way closer to their debut??? proud of them <3

something i’d like to see from them

give my man his solo song. dont be shy. also give jibeom his solo song for ursa. it's what we deserve.

besides that... i dunno. i feel like ra pam pam + ddara both were more in the vein of like. a sexier concept? and i do love them for tht lmao but i wouldn't mind seeing something softer with the full group? more in the realm of "singing in the rain" but it def doesnt have to go tht far imo!! just a warmer like... autumn date-esque concept if that makes sense.

thank u my beloved i am love them and, more importantly, U!!! <3 i hope u are having a good day ily!!

#hoshranghaes.ask #bie 🐝

[zumpietoo]

Sooo...

Time to revisit the endless, self contradictory, hypocritical and patently absurd the Butthurt Brigade (BB, versus the GG of fandumb) have resumed insisting:

1) Ari is a prostitute, because Cole has moar $$$. 

Okay, this, right here, is hilarious on soooo many levels: for starters, if Cole wants to have sex, he doesn’t need to pay for it and, again, it’s long been pointed out that prostitutes are paid moar to leave than for their services, 

if you will. In any event, this is further negated by Ari having her own $$$, but....even if your argument IS that Cole has moar, pays moar of the bills: A) he did the same while with PP (and had/has a lot moar $$ than she does) B) by that express argument, ANY relationship where one partner earns moar than the other is prostitution. It literally means if one partner stays home, they are entirely a prostitute and if you make a “good marriage”, you are a prostitute. 

It’s also, OFC, even moar hilarious coming from the exact same group who endlessly yearn for PP to “date up” (which WOULD be prostitution) and bragged about her (fictitiously) being the booty call for older, richer, moar famous dudes...

Plus I thought Cole was indigent, now? How can he afford a prostitute, then?

Oh and that Ari doesn’t actually live with him/he “made” Chantal cover Bear’s neutering costs?

I mean, every day they flip it in a different direction, which one IS it?

2) Speaking of Chantal, she controls everything, including Cole...

Now, it would appear Cole gets along really, really well with Ari’s entire family, likes and respects them, etc....buuuuutt....how exactly would barely literate, “grifter country bumpkin” Chantal (and Ari) even manage this sort of influence on a famous, educated, wealthy dude (with the ability to hire any number of attorneys, etc) from a different country, anyway? 

Now I’m sure the brain trust of the BB would insist they “have something on Cole”, but unless it’s solid proof he’s a premeditated murderer, I don’t think so. And if it IS that he’s a violent criminal? Whelp then they’re even worse than the BB are insisting AND criminals themselves. But I’m quite confident the BB, again, are insisting it’s cause Cole “cheated” (never happened) on the Peepster....and even if this were true (tho how TF would THEY know?), so fucking what? 

Additionally, if they DO have all this dirt, are such wild puppet masters, etc...why would Ari then have to prostitute herself? Why wouldn’t they just take a big payout and run? 

Also, since Cole’s an indigent loser hasbeen with a ded career, why focus on him in the first place? Such genius puppet masters (which they also insist Cole is) would surely set their sights on a bigger, better prize, no????

Oh andddd.....Cari met thru mutual LA friends who have nothing to do with Chantal, anyway....while she was dating somebody else...and then got together when she was single, after she broke up with her ex (who I seem to recall was supposedly going to show up and “kick Cole’s ass”, too)

3) Cari are transactional Pee Arr and them, most recently, celebrating their second anniversary as a couple totes proves this!!!

First off, again, why would Cole pick ARI for pee arring his career? I get, ridiculous as it was, PedoT’s fully debunked ridiculousness, but in this case, why TF? The BB are also the ones endlessly pointing out Ari is an IG/catalog model (which, again, so fucking what if she models midscale brands, so do MM/Crotchi/PP, so do lots of peeps....it’s still work, etc....), AND previously pretended Cole would “dump her once he met somebody richer/moar famous” (spoiler: he already knew lots of richer/moar famous ladies, who he routinely turned down, so nooooppppeee), so why TF would he choose to Pee Arr with a “grifter country bumpkin prostitute”, anyway????

And, per them, it’s done nothing for him, two years in, so why TF would he continue to do so? It’s as if he’s with Ari because he loves her, huh? 

Additionally, plenty of couples celebrate multiple anniversaries throughout their relationship----their meeting, becoming a couple, their engagement, their wedding, blah, blah, blah....Dylbabs do so, so do lots of peeps. 

LBR....SH didn’t because they split so often there was never an actual solid year (or even 3 months) of being together in a block of time, anyway....

4) Amy would neverrr....

Dude, right off the bat....noooo....while she wasn’t especially supportive of SH (for a variety of reasons), she was entirely about pimping that shit at every turn to further propel PP forward....and, make no mistake, she’s a classic stage mommmeee.....and no, the pics that were leaked were NOT just from the hackings, Amy routinely rewarded her faithful with bits and pieces of shit throughout. We all KNOW this. We have full documentation of this....

You’re talking about somebody who pointedly reached out to me and shared lies/confidential info just because I like Cole moar than PP. And when she failed to sway me (she’s not especially persuasive, BTW), proceeded to lie to Cole to block me, so I could be punished....which, dudes...it’s so creepy, weird and pathetic in and of itself, if I didn’t have written proof, etc---I’d think it was ridiculous, too! (tho not as ridiculous as all the baseless assertions the BB perpetuate in making).

5) Cole’s subscription thing is because he’s an evol, destitute, wanton puppet master, himself

A) We know that’s untrue

B) if one is true then the other must not be? If he’s such an amazing puppet master, why wouldn’t he apply those mad skillz to booking stuff? Also, what happened to the stuff he has actually booked?

I suspect I’ve missed something else, here, but these are my basic points and just, good lord, peeps, find a new hobby! Everybody else? Feel free to add...

Oh lastly, OFC:

6) We’re only doing this to ensure evvolll Cole is never able to do anything else and destroy him

Then you wouldn’t have gone in-app and keep deleting/changing urls

Then you’d have better than “cuz he smokes and maybe dated moar than one woman in the course of a year he was single”

Then you wouldn’t give peeps who ARE guilty of the shit you insist Cole is (e.g. KokeJ, Pete Davidson, PP, herself to an extent, etc) a full and free pass...

[forehead-enthusiast]

omg did i read your mind then 😳 anyway i’m sorry things have been hectic lately, i can kind of relate :( i hope it slows down soon and you get a breather. as for the fights... YES CAUSE CHAOS😌 i hope you’re okay overall though? 💓

yes you did ily telepathic legend 😍😍😍 and it's okay I did it to myself when I decided to take six classes, have a job, volunteer, do my online store stuff, and participate in orgs 🤪 and THANK YOU yeah I got this asshole kicked out of one of my orgs but he doesn't know yet so shhhhhh

and yeah overall I am very tired but good!! But fr what have YOU been up to???

#about the asshole btw #first of all he totally has it coming he's bullied members and made really gross comments about some of the girls among other generic #douchey behavior #but like it's gonna be so satisfying #he always made a show of it being like HIS group and would be incredibly condescending and abuse his authority #so ig i got him kicked out of HIS group <3 #he's gonna be pissed #zcl01 #sorry for rambling lol

[azucarian]

Hello there darling. Good day/evening, how are you? I hope you're doing great or just fine<3 May I request a head canon for Toman or Tenjiku [If you can ^^] with a fem! member reader who is practically known for being an 'it girl' [If you don't know, you can look it up in google :)] I hope this is fine with you, if you have too many request. It's fine to ignore this one! I just don't want to pressure you <3

Hello anonie!! I'm doing amazing thank you, I hope you are too~

I researched about what an "it girl" was and I do have a basic idea (although there we two separate definitions, I went with the older definition?? I really hope that's okay!) I also only wrote for Toman because, even though I have an obsession with Izana and the Haitani brothers, I literally know the bare minimum about Tenjiku <3

She's Toman's token "it girl", and not even the Haitani brothers are confident enough to challenge her

Characters - All of Toman

FEMALE READER

Masterlist

✰ before we begin, the original definition of an 'it girl' is a woman who achieves success and greatness through non-sexual means - a woman who is genuinely talented (and very beautiful regardless) and doesn't use her sexual assets as a way to gain popularity/favourability

✰ you were the hot-shot of toman; for no other reason than you were smoking hot and kick ass

✰ the dudes who disrespected you quickly learned to pipe tf down the second you floored a guy twice your size who called you a "pretty little thing that needed to get dicked down"

✰ he also got beaten up by draken because?? you're 15?? and he looks about 20??? yeah, he knows you can handle yourself but he wanted to beat him up for self-satisfaction

✰ you were constantly a worrying variable in fights - once again, you were really strong and amazingly intelligent but you could also easily be overpowered (like anyone else in the gang) by a group of people

✰ and, unfortunately, as a young girl, a lot worse things could be done to you compared to your male counterparts

✰ mikey is stupidly protective of you and, as a result, everyone else takes on the designated role of your protector - you always know someone's following you around (tbh, it's usually baji bc he's constantly kicked from toman meetings for fighting with other members)

✰ mitsuya definitely uses you as a model for new outfits and lets you keep them - never seems to learn that you'll end up ripping them up fighting other people, but i don't think he cares because at least you look cute as fuck fighting those dumb mfs

✰ you definitely knew draken the longest - your mom was one of the brothel staff and you both hung out a lot whilst she was working (it was also one of the reasons you worked towards not using your body as a way to gain half-hearted respect - you had seen men disrespect your mom left, right and fucking centre and it annoyed you)

✰ so, yes, draken is your protector and, no, you can't tell him to stop

✰ chifuyu lowkey had a school boy crush on your for about a week - and then he got really scared of you when you kicked a delinquent in the no-go zone without even flinching (he totally didn't cover his own subconsciously, no ma'am)

✰ nahoya and souya definitely become your partners in crime; you're an oddball trio - the smiley boy who was the most evil, the angry boy who was soft-hearted and the pretty faced girl who could kick ass (welcome to 4th division ig)

✰ baji coddles you, even though he's perfectly aware of your capabilities - he spoils you rotten with gifts, food, etc.

✰ when buying food he's just like "i wanna see you with your chubby cheeks again!" because you definitely had chubby cheeks when you met them LMAOO he missed your chubbiness, even though you're still perfect to him <3

✰ okay but takemichi admires the ever loving fuck out of you - he idolises you and you find it adorable (you can tell the difference between admiration and love, so you know he's not crushing on you and betraying hinata)

✰ you probably taught koko how to be a bit better with money (which works out in later life, during his bonten days - idk if that's good or bad tho LMAO)

✰ and, for inui, you probably teach him how to fight in heels bc hot bitches gotta look good when fighting (you both become the self-dubbed 'pretty bitches' and i'm not kidding, everyone's intimidated despite the satire name)

✰ girls nights with yuzuha, emma and hinata - i don't make the rules, it just happens and it's fun as hell (mainly because the trio try everything in their power to mess your hair or make up - but you just end up an attractive mess instead) hakkai joins girl night sometimes bc he likes getting his nails painted by you

✰ ngl it probably gets a bit overbearing being constantly underappreciated based on your gender - but you prove everyone wrong and fight to prove your point

✰ i'm not gonna lie to you either - hanma and kisaki are fucking terrified of you after you collared them after a toman meeting

✰ "do dumb shit like what you did in moebius again, and i'll make sure you piss blood for the rest of your life"

✰ and then, boom, you go back to your polite self - not a single trace of your vulgarity left

✰ overall, you love your gang and they love you - a collaboration of love and appreciation <33

#tokyorev #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo manji gang #tokyorev x reader #tokyo revengers #takashi mitsuya #hinata tachibana #takemichi hanagaki #souya kawata #nahoya kawata #hakkai shiba #yuzuha shiba #mikey #manjiro sano #ryuuguji ken x reader #seishu inui #hajime kokonoi #emma sano #baji keisuke #chifuyu matsuno

[alohajun]

♡ THE YELLOW JACKET BIKER — PARK JIHOON

biker!jihoon x store employee!fem!reader | wc : 0.9k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, mentions of violence (implied, not described), slight cursing (like one word), angst with fluff (if you squint ig), a little bit of humor bc yk jihoon | loki's lines : ok i was a little impatient with this one but idk the words flowed but yuh could be trash we don't know but anyways this one's for you, yoon noona <;3

working nights at the convenience store wasn't your favorite thing in the world, but when your boss told you about an urgent family matter, you were willing to take up the shift. after all, her family was more important than your dislike for night shifts.

the part of the city you lived in wasn't that populated, so no one really came to the store after dark. nevertheless, here you were, staring into space as you counted the number of tiles on the floor for the umpteenth time.

and then you heard it.

the loud revving of motorcycle engines interrupted the calm silence within the establishment, causing you to turn in the noise's direction, watching as multicolored bicycles sped through the narrow roads, coming to a stop just outside the convenience store you worked at.

or rather, you saw the result of a terrible low side, a horrified expression on your face as you watched the biker lean too low to the ground, causing him to lose control of his bike.

the biker in the yellow jacket crashed against the lamppost in front of the store, his bike a few feet away from him. just as you snapped out of your daze to check how he was, a couple more bikes surrounded the wounded biker, making you release a sigh of relief.

oh, thank goodness. his friends are here.

except they weren't his friends. your eyes widened in shock as you watched the group of bikers kick the already wounded one, injuring him even more.

"please stop," you muttered under your breath, feet planted to the ground behind the register, watching the scenes unfold before you. "oh, no."

as if they heard you, the 'bad bikers' turned towards the store — and even with their helmets on, you could tell they were looking at you. your hand patted the counter blindly as you maintained eye contact, trying to find your phone.

upon seeing the 'leader of the bad bikers' tilt his head towards in your direction, you panicked, knowing his simple nod at you probably translated to 'kill her' or 'bring her to me'.

much to your fortune, the yellow jacket biker came to your aid, grabbing the collars of the goons who were about to enter the store and pulled them away.

"lock the doors!" he called out, holding onto the handles from the outside as he blocked the entrance.

the fear had given you a sudden rush of adrenaline, and before you even knew it, you had taken the keys from the correct spot and locked the doors, hiding under the counters after you were somewhat sure of your safety.

you winced, a few tears escaping your eyes as you heard the groans and grunts as punches were thrown mercilessly — and though you couldn't see them, you could only assume the 'nice biker' was the one getting hit.

all rational thoughts went past your brain, not even finding the courage to call the authorities because you were overthinking.

after a while of hiding under the counter with your hands blocking any noise, you took a deep breath, trying to listen to any signs of the fight.

absolute silence.

just as you tried dialing the emergency services with your blurry vision, you heard harsh knocking on the store's door, startling you.

"they are gone ... you still here?" a voice called out, and you recognised it as the yellow jacket biker's voice, wondering how he sounded so nonchalant.

should i pretend i'm not here? like i escaped? the rational part of your brain spoke, but you were too compassionate for that. but he got beaten up while saving your ass.

you shut your eyes tightly, taking a deep breath before you composed yourself and crawled out of your hiding spot.

"oh, i can't do this," you mumbled to yourself, wincing as you saw patches of dirt and blood littered over the yellow jacket the male wore. he leant his back against the glass door of the store, unable to see you standing behind him. "suck it up, y/n."

approaching the door, you crouched on the floor, trying to meet his gaze. you knocked on the glass, taking the male by surprise. "oh? you didn't faint, huh? that's good," he spoke, only confusing you with the way he carried himself.

not that you knew anything about how injured bikers were supposed to act — but you knew it certainly wasn't anything like this.

"you won’t open the door?"

"no."

the black-haired male nodded to himself, groaning as he straightened his posture. "fair enough," he grunted, feeling a wave of pain wash over him. "i'm jihoon. nice to meet you, given the circumstances."

you hesitated for a second, wondering why your heart skipped a beat at the way he looked at you. "i'm y/n," you uttered softly, raising your brow when jihoon kept staring. "what?"

"nothing ... it's just you look like my next girlfriend."

"hm?" your eyes widened, surprised at his words. "are you drunk or did you hit your head?" you found enough words to string into a sentence, even scoffing as you spoke.

jihoon chuckled. "not scared anymore, huh?" he shook his head, clutching onto his torso in pain. weirdly enough, he felt relieved at the fact his shirt was black, glad you couldn't see exactly how much blood he was losing. "y/n?"

he didn't know you, yet he felt a strange attraction.

"yeah?" you leant your head closer to the glass, brows knitted in worry at the way the male's eyes kept drooping dangerously. "what is it?"

"i did you a favor by saving your life. i think it's time you return it by saving mine."

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[athyathye]

request! what would it be like with the tr boys having a rich or maybe famous s/o? if you do this could it be with baji, chifuyu and souta please <3

Rich and famous s/o

(Baji, Chifuyu and Angry)

Author's note 📝: no thoughts, head empty, just Baji dancing 'what is love' by twice

Warnings ⚠️: none that I can find.

Baji :

❥  “I wanna know know know know, what is love?”

❥ “WHAT IS LOVE!?” Baji sang along to your group, having no shame in doing the dance as well even though he called it ‘sickeningly cute’ a few days ago when you showed him.

❥The members of Toman whom he dragged to one of your concerts looked at him in such a way that showed these emotions in their faces ; Disgust, amusement, deadpan, and astonishment.

❥ For a person who deemed himself as having a bad boy reputation, he certainly wasn’t bothered in watching and dancing along to girls wearing bright and frilly outfits.

❥ “Oi, you better cheer for my y/n-chan, you b*stards” he called out to his friends, waving a lightstick and a banner of your face. The rest could only sweatdrop in humiliation, Not Mikey though, mans was having the time of his life joining in Baji’s little performance.

❥ “Go y/n! You’re killin’ it! Look at my babe go! Whoooo!” He screamed along the cheering fans, putting his foot against the railings of where they were watching, making Toman drag him back and cover his mouth in fear of them getting kicked out.

❥ ‘For f*ck’s sake- what did I even do to get stuck with these people’ The rest of Toman questioned, more so Draken who continued to facepalm himself even after 5 minutes later, leaving a red bruise on his forehead.

❥ The beat slapped though, they weren’t going to lie, it wasn’t their style but boy oh boy was it catchy, so catchy that it had Mitsuya humming it at school the next day, and chifuyu getting caught by his male schoolmates singing it in the bathroom.

❥ Baji loved the fact that he had a girlfriend a complete opposite of his ‘aesthetic’. He could brag about having a celebrity girlfriend everyday if only his friends didn’t beat him up every time he brought you up.

❥ He bought all of your official merch and you best believe everything he owns was by your name or at least your name, every part of his phone, his phone case, his locker, his notebooks. It was almost obsessive to others, but you had found it endearing because it was only you...and because it was expensive as fook. I think he knows how to trade with other fans for your photocards-

❥ "Baby~ did I do great???" You ran towards him backstage.

❥ "Why would you even ask that- PRERTY HOW CAN YOU BE SO PRETTY I- JEJEJDJ"

❥ That’s one way to stake your property ig lol Tell me your man won’t cheat without telling me your man won’t cheat : Baji!

Chifuyu :

❥ Score! Chifuyu got a sugar mommy and you got a cat boy-

❥ A person who’ll supply him all the things he wants i.e. video games ehem catnip ehem

❥ You put up with his slight animal obsession cause let’s be honest, who doesn’t wanna see cutie Chifuyu holding and cooing at a baby kitten, therapy is expensive (Not that you couldn't afford it)  But Chifuyu petting a happy golden retriever was free, at least for you.

❥ However, mans be getting too arrogant these days because of you. He’ll show up sometimes in branded clothes that you stuffed in his closet one day and he didn’t even know. Later when he asked you about it, you told him his taste in fashion was quite literally average lmao ouch.

❥ He was offended, but hey he got free clothes as compensation, he didn’t even feel bad taking it anymore, you were loaded and it showed, it literally did seeing as though you had at least 5 black cards and didn’t even know what rent meant.

❥ Once Emma had taken notice of his clothes and jewelry, she wasted no time in gushing over it. Geeking about how hard it was to find an authentic angora turtleneck sweater that wasn’t itchy.

❥ “Oh my god. Is that the mismatched glass and 24kt gold plated earrings!? How did you even manage to buy that!?” She shouted, enraged and jealous but mostly fascinated by the clothes Chifuyu wore.

❥ “FINALLY, someone who has taste” He clapped his hands arrogantly, showing off the rings designing his finger as Emma once again squealed.

❥ He looked like a golden goose around them….just waiting to get mugged, Draken clicked his tongue as Mikey yawned, Baji having had a great idea come up to him smiled deviously.

❥ “Chifuyuuuu~ That expensive as hell huh? We should lower it down then hehehehehe” “Don’t you f*cking dare Baji-”

❥ Chifuyu and Baji ran around in circles, the former trying to avoid the dirty pile of mud the latter had gathered, screaming his head off for someone to come help him.

❥ “Help yourself, you big baby, maybe those earrings of yours can block the dirt” Mitsuya scoffed, but still checking out Chifuyu’s drip.

❥ *crash!* the sound of breaking glass was heard. Turning to the source it was you who wore probably the entirety of the Mitsuya bank account-

❥ "ah....it seems I've broke my Rolex watch...oh well. Chifuyu, baby, wanna go shopping with me??? EMMA YOU COME TOO I LOVE YOUR STYLE-"

Souya :

❥ Ah yes, being dubbed as the nation's next top actress at the ripe age of 16 was both a curse and  a blessing.

❥ “So I heard you’ve been going around, dating this young boy y/n-san” The TV blared across the room, causing a certain someone to blush and hide behind his turtleneck, hiding from the teases and jabs that were coming from his friends but mostly brother.

❥  “Yes, it looks like I’ve fallen harder for him than he has with me” You chuckled, hiding your barely noticeable trembling fingers, “Ah! But don't worry, it looks like I still have the higher authority” You joked around with the hosts, smiling that same smile you’ve practiced in front of the mirror for at least a thousand times.

❥ “Oya oyaaa~ hear that souya? Hehehe looks li-” “Shut it you sh*theads”

❥  Let’s make it all clear, Angry does not like getting teased or being put in the spotlight, but if it were for you, then he’d endure it, even if you become the biggest star in the whole universe, he won’t give you up.

❥  After a few hours, you texted him. Asking him to pick you up along with your location, He glanced around, the members of Toman didn’t seem to need him for now so he went on his merry way.

❥  Only leaving a note on his older brother’s bike which read “Busy, come back at 5”

❥  Once he had arrived though, he found you yes, but sitting on a bench with man holding your chin rather aggressively.

❥  “You little b*tch, think you can get away without me? I provide for you. No one will eve- UGH-” The man landed on the ground before both of you could even realize what was going on.

❥ “How about you pick on someone your own size, little punk.” Angry looked even more angry than usual, glaring at the bleeding guy on the ground, “I’ll give ya somethin’ to b*tch about.”

❥  He was about to jump on the man when you had grabbed his arm “SOUYA! HONEY!!!THAT’S MY CO-STAR!!!” Oh.

❥  Souya switched from looking at you to the guy holding his jaw. “Oh. But-”

❥  “Dude seriously?? I’ve got a photoshoot in 30 minutes……” “F*ck sorry dude, next time don’t touch my girl like that when i’m not around."

❥ He looked quite unbothered saying that, not the least bit apologetic, wrapping an arm around your shoulders, you didn't notice the look he sent to your co-star causing him to wonder if he could break that acting contract-

❥ Dating the Angry Kawata while you're rich and famous would literally make him act and be your bodyguard for the rest of your life.

❥ His 5'5 self could literally pack a punch, God have mercy on the poor people who hate on you cause hell knows he won't.

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #baji x reader #keisuke baji x reader #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu matsuno x reader #angry x reader #kawata souya x reader

[play-exy-be-sexy]

the foxes roles in the gc

Neil:

Replies when necessary or if he is in a good mood.

It's always short replies.

If it's an ongoing conversation he'll say one thing and then leave.

It usually goes something like this:

"Oh! Neil's active, hi Neil!"

"Hi, I agree with Renee."

...

"Wait, did he leave already?"

Andrew:

You probably guessed this already but he never answers.

Even if the question is directed at him he won't say anything.

Occasionally you may get a yes or no.

Or he'll like the message but that's it.

The poor foxes will always get their hopes up when his little texting bubbles show up.

But he literally just key smashes to make them think he's going to say something.

Asshole, yeah we know.

Neil finds it funny so Andrew keeps doing it.

Kevin:

Kevin won't engage in "meaningless" conversation.

If the messaging is about exy, he'll always be one of the first to answer.

But as soon as it turns to something else he's gone.

Unless it's to correct someone's spelling mistakes.

He never fails to do that.

He's constantly messaging the foxes reminders and updates and their schedules.

He texts very professionally though.

Like it's an email.

He doesn't abbreviate or anything.

Grandpa Kevin

"Good morning, a reminder to be at the gym in 10 minutes dressed and ready. Neil, if you forget your water bottle again you're running ten extra laps."

"We have a game in two days, night practice at approximately 10 p.m."

Aaron:

Aaron is worse than Andrew.

He will answer questions directed at him but only if they are very very recent and he happens to be on the group chat.

King of thumbs up

and

"OK"

Nicky:

Nicky is singlehandedly keeping the group chate alive.

He's that one person in the group chat who's constantly sending TikToks, Instagram posts, recipes, people he finds hot, Pinterest inspo boards, etc.

He's steering the conversations.

He's starting them back up when it starts to die.

He's sending cat memes 24/7.

He's ranting at 3 in the morning when no one is active.

He's giving everyone a play by play update on his day.

He's doing it all.

And we love him for that.

The others may complain about it, but they actually enjoy it.

And they know it makes Nicky happy to have people listening to him, especially when those people are his friends.

Plus, he just really loves texting and the internet.

Matt:

All the upperclassmen are active in the gc, including Matt.

I mean, it was his and Dan's idea, so they kinda have to be.

Matt types like this:

Y do u h8 me, Kev?

"Maybe, it's because you type like you are incapable of spelling out 'you'."

He's also the local meme provider.

Any kind of meme you want, Matt probably has it saved in his camera roll.

LOTS of exy memes.

He saves those for when Neil or Kevin haven't been saying anything for a few days.

Sometimes he'll get scared to send one.

So, he runs it by Dan first.

She always tells him to send them.

He's very good at finding funny and fitting posts.

Dan:

Dan is probably the most active on the gc, other than maybe Nicky.

But the foxes tend to answer her more.

No offense to Nicky...

Her captain-y privelge transfers to text too ig.

Dan will send the gc good morning texts, reminders(ones Kevin forgets about or isn't to be bothered with), articles about the foxes, workout videos, etc.

She loves sending compilations to the group chat.

Like:

"10 Times Neil Josten Flips Off teammate, Kevin Day."

"Or Matt Boyd and Dan Wilds Cutest on Court Kisses."

"Dan didn't you mean to just send that to Matt."

"NO! I thought you all would like it!"

She also sends them not so fun things.

If a bit of bad press is released she is the first to know and immediately sends it to the gc.

Also things like:

"Traffic on the way 2 court is bad, leave early."

"Crazy man on the corner by the parking lot, be careful!"

Dan is the group chat mom and we love that for her.

Allison:

Allison will not start conversations but she is always a part of them.

LOVES to start drama in the group chat.

and talk about gossip.

"did you guys see what neil was wearing today?wtf*puke emoji*"

"Allison, I can see this."

"good, maybe you'll listen to me then.*kissy emoji*"

She likes to text just in emojis sometimes.

Lots of kissing emojis.

And middle finger ones.

She also sends selfies when she feels like it.

Or when she likes her outfit.

"Allison we don't want to see your slutty outfit."

"stfu nicky, ur just jealous.*middle finger and kissy emoji*"

She doesn't type in uppercase.

Kevin is appalled.

Overall, she's a pretty standard group chat member.

But add some *richness*

Renee:

Renee does her best to stay active on the chat.

exy and non exy related conversations.

She tries to answer every one, like the sweetheart she is.

She likes to send cute things.

and motivational things.

or aesthetic pictures.

"I thought you guys would like this picture of a baby goat, have a good day!"

She tries to send good morning messages every day.

sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't.

She tries, that's what matters.

A lot of the time the conversations are just her and Nicky.

Like in real life, she is usually the mediator when things get heated or bad.

"Allison, was the emoji really necessary?"

"reneeeee, babe, we are supposed to be on the same team!"

If she knows someone has a test or something important coming up she'll message them "good luck" on the gc.

Mainly so the others will do the same.

"Good luck on your test, Aaron!"

"Oh, yeah! You got it, man!" (Matt)

"If you pass, we can skip half our laps:)" (Dan)

"No, we will not."(Kevin)

"Literally, no one asked you Kevin."(Andrew)

"Whoa! Andrew said something!*excited squealing*" (Nicky)

*Andrew Minyard has left the group chat*

*Renee Walker has added Andrew Minyard to the group chat*

Wymack:

Matt added Wymack as a joke.

As soon as Wymack saw what it was, he left.

Nicky had the nerve to add him back though.

"Add me to this shit show one more time and I'm signing you all up for five marathons."

*sends an article about all upcoming marathons*

*Matt Boyd has kicked David Wymack out of chat*

I think this is my first super long post in ages! It started as a little post but I got inspired(which hasn't happened in a very long time either!). Anyway, I hope you like it! Also, I'm sure this has been made before so if you have done this I promise I didn't steal your idea:)

#aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #the foxes #andreil #neil x andrew #exy #also im not rereading this #so hopefully there aren't a lot of errors lol #there probably are though

[kyun-toast]

[ATEEZ] as University Students

a/n: I love college AUs but I'm British so I thought I'd chip in w some painfully British uni lad ateez

Hongjoong

Besties w his tutor

Got his life down on lock

One of those ppl that are always on top of their work, have acc done the reading and gets good grades but is still rlly cool and has a social life ygm

But thats only bc he lives in the library

Has a designated seat and there's an unspoken rule amongst the students that that's HIS spot, nobody sits in it

Often seen napping at said library spot

So well dressed. He’s one of those students that always catches your eye around campus or lecture halls

Bc he’s just so well dressed for a uni student running on 0 hours sleep and red bull

Probs studies smth like joint honours music and philosophy

Also Vice President of smth like filmsoc

Friends with the baristas at Starbucks bc he’s just in there for caffeine all the time

We all aspire to be like student hj, just more sleep pls

Seonghwa

Voted most eligible bachelor amongst students

Famous around campus just for being so pretty

He’s one of those ppl you see on like the first day of uni and it’s an instant crush

But you’ll never be able to do anything abt it you just have to admire from the other side of the lecture hall

Actually speaks up in seminars bc he’s done the reading sat next to hongjoong in the library

He looks like he’d play tennis for uni and varsity tickets would sell like crazy bc so many ppl have crushes on that man

He’d bring his lil meal prep packed lunches to uni lol what a little sweetheart

Been pictured in the uni prospectus at least once

Hongjoong makes him go w him to freshers fair for his society to use as bait so he stands there handing out leaflets for a soc he’s not even part of

Yunho

Doesn’t know what’s going on half the time he’s just happy to be there

This is v evident in lectures. Professor could be going on and on in a stats class and he’ll just sit there smiling

His gaming setup takes up most of his room and is also where most of his money goes

Texts u at 4am like hey u wanna get pizza

And you know he’s up at that time bc he’s been gaming all night

Still gets good grades despite the fact that all he does is game?

You ask him how he does it and he’s just like idk?

You are perplexed.

All soft in cute jumpers and hoodies but one day you’ll see him suited up at a formal and wow heart eyes

Super fun at parties too, have u seen that man dance?

You have multiple videos of him twerking

Yeosang

That mysterious boy at the back of class that doesn’t speak a lot but whenever he does its always smth smart af

Types really loud on his macbook

Looks like he doesn’t have any friends

But outside of lectures he’s always w friends that look equally as mysterious and cool

No one on your course knows anything abt him

But you see him at a house party once and he’s just stuffing his face w food having a great time

Feel like his alcohol tolerance is super low

Two shots and he’s out cold

And then you’ll see him again at some niche soc social like basket weaving or smth

Works part time at a cool clothing store like allsaints or cos

Chicken shop connoisseur, knows the best places in town

San

Actually studies rlly hard, i can tell he always gives 110% on whatever he’s set his mind to

Soft student always in oversized hoodies, spinning pens, v enthusiastic and pays attention in lectures

But when hes w wooyoung oh man

The enabler, 110% attitude towards drinking too

Pours drinks w 80% alc 20% mixer

“my mother didn’t raise a quitter”

Type to sprint home from the club bc he doesnt wanna waste money on uber

Will make animal friends otw and bring them home

You wake up and come downstairs the next morning and theres just a pigeon in your living room

On the athletics team which is why he may find it instinctive to run home when he’s drunk

San would like for there to be a greggs on campus

Mingi

ALWAYS napping in lectures, seminars, during lunch, in the library, u name it

Knows the best spots for it tho.

You didn’t know there was a secluded spot w bean bags under the stairs at the back of the library until mingi told you

Never missed 9am lectures but will nap through them instead

Gets freshers flu every year and the cough lasts for months

You hear someone cough in the room over and ur like oh, well there’s Mingi

Gives you the best advice at 4am in the library

Also best cuddles

Studies smth like aerospace engineering but regrets it bc he didn’t know what he was getting himself into

Considers dropping out every exam season but always pulls through w good grades?

Wooyoung

Bnoc thats all i have to say

Has like 4k followers on ig

Always running around campus for no reason

Woo and san together at parties u know its going to be buck fckin wild

Always got ppl swooning over him but he just wants to have fun!

No time for relationships! Only alcohol!

When he studies tho? £3 meal deal and writes 2 sentences kind of guy

Business management OR marketing student I can feel it in my bones

The type to tell u funny stories in a silent library and it takes everything in u to stop laughing

Ppl will look over at you two and youre just holding your breaths on the verge of exploding

Security will kick u out at one point

Tight w the local kebab shop bossman

Jongho

Brings everything in a backpack to uni like a year 7

Need a hole punch? Ask jongho. Painkillers? Jongho. Assortment of multi coloured pens? Jongho

Writes the best notes

They're all colour coordinated in different folders for different modules

All the office ladies dote on him bc he’s so sweet

They all offer him tea and biscuits

Youngest but is the voice of reason in the group

Wy will be like do u wanna get drunk in the library

And jongho is like bro ur deadline is tomorrow are u ok

The type to be filming all the other guys when theyre up to some questionable stuff for the memories

Feel like he’d be on committee for whatever course he’s studying

I get pharmacy vibes from this boy

Got job offers lined up for when he graduates

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