#so im like no dad its not funny and i think its not ok to joke abt it

[moeblob]

10/10 is Lon'qu Day so here we go, a 10 out of 10 family.

#fe awakening #lonqu #nowi #nah #i really like a couple of their supports with others but i am just so weak for them #that i normally have to get them married #its the only nah support with her dad that im not really upset with bc #with lonqu being afraid of women but not terrified of nowi and just being like fine whatever we can play house #its way less weird to hear the guy scared of women tell his daughter that her mom has always looked young AND TRAIL OFF #in the support chain like any other guy saying well your mom looked young is really weird to me #but it makes more sense to me that hes at more ease around her than others even though she can just #turn into a dragon like ... no one seems too put off by it but its such a funny combo of not being scared of her #despite the female or dragon aspect #idk man i just think its really funny to watch him correct nowi on how to play house ok

[tibli]

people really act like johndirk murdered their entire family or smth

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #johndirk #dirkjohn #obvs its fine if you dont like it personally #but the amount of VITRIOL i've seen for a ship that is basically harmless is soooooo fucking funny #like oh you're mad? you're mad that the windy boy and the weeaboo boy are holding hands?? that they're kissing??? #that they're having the most homoerotically-charged prank wars known to man??? skill issue tbh #also meat!john needs to come back from the dead and make out sloppy style w ult!dirk. and then kick his ass for being a shithead #tbh tho i prefer like. mostly ignoring hs2 as a whole and choosing to think abt post canon just being like #everyone on earth c finally dealing with all their various emotional issues #and i think dirk and john could actually work rlly well together once their got past their own bullshit #john has a hard time like. understanding people's feelings on anything deeper than surface-level and tends to avoid uncomfortable situation #whereas dirk feels things so strongly and deeply but has problems expressing it in healthy/acceptable ways #john is 'free' to the point that he has unintentionally cut ties w his friends #while trying to deal with the trauma of losing his dad #whereas dirk is grounded but obsessed with keeping everything under control. because control makes things safe #and he had very little safety growing up under the condesce #ok im rambling on what was meant to be a funny post so i'll cut it off there

[harvestar]

again I yearn for the dimly lit solace of the couch and my electric blanket ... the world is so much 😔

#ktxt #I just want to get cozy and think about her (tuna-chan) #ok I was bad and finished the story already at work and its so funny and cute but there is No resolution from what I can tell #like will her dad ever find the big titted lady. we'll never know?? #it was really cute though. lots of aro vibes & misunderstandings and she laughed at conrarts bad jokes #wait hang on... oh I had a horrible thought #I was gonna say at least they can bond over having slutty parents but then I realized who the lady tuna's dad was chasing probably was LOL #my reading comprehension is so bad rn so im probably incorrect but im making it my fan theory hahahaha

[lilydvoratrelundar]

Yall ever meet someone who is very clearly autistic and obviously knows about how The Autism functions because they have an autistic kid or two but like. You have no idea if they're at all aware of their own autism. This post is about both of my parents and also my gcse english teacher

#God my parents get into the most autistic ass arguments its so funny. Theyre not fighting they just disagree and forcefully repeat #Their own opinion and endlessly clarify what they mean in increasingly frustrated terms #And im also sat at the dinner table like i know you'll be fine but this is absolutely nothing. There id no argument here. #Its so funny sometimes. Im especially thinking about the time my mum came downstairs and said something like oh im so hungry #And my dad was like ok what do u want for dinner and started cooking dinner #And then we had dinner at like half 6 (early for us) and my mum was like why are we eating so early #And my dad and i were both like. You said u were really hungry??? #And then the entire meal was them slightly frustratedly talking past each other about what they actually meant #lily dot tee ex tee #autism moments

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Mainline continuity Peacemaker is showing up to heckle characters for three panels and then leaving right now and then Peacemaker Tries Hard is all about how hes a sad sad little boy and people need to be nicer to him because his dad was abusive. Sorry thinking about it again.

#Im still stuck on how peacemaker tries hard doesnt even mention that his dad was specifically a nazi #something about it. Like I think its part of how much it wants Peacemaker to seem like a little guy #Especially with the fact that in Peacemaker Tries Hard there are jokes made about how #Chris is ignorant but this is portrayed as him being 'stupid' #and like meant to be funny. like hes Harmless With It #So to me it feels like a purposeful avoidance of the whole 'he was raised by a nazi and worked with that nazi for years and years' thing. #SORRY IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH #AND IM STILL MAD ABOUT THE CHARACTERIZATION OF HIM AS IGNORANT WHEN HES NEVER REALLY BEEN IGNORANT HE WAS JUST HATEFUL IN #VIGILANTE AND LIKE TRYING TO IGNORE THE REALITY OF WHAT HE WAS DOING AFTER THAT/IN THE SHOW #BUT HE KNEW FULL WELL WHAT HE WAS DOING ITS THE WHOLE POINT !!!! #ok anyway.

[autisticredhood]

little miss rascal really living up to the RASCAL allegations. stole my bookmark OUT OF MY BOOK and. scampered off with it in her mouth

#not out of my book 😭 literally was just thinking 2 myself woah cant believe im doing so good w this bookmark & havent lost it. its so nice #2 immediately open the book to my last spot and not have to flip through :333 #ok hold on. #ahsgdjkhflj she just jumped up 2 me purring and rubbing her face on my hand. CHEEKY GIRL!! she is soooooo good at being a little rascal bc #she knows i collapse into a puddle when she starts purring. altho i think shes purring less to appease me and more bc shes VERY very vey #pleased w herself/the situation shes gotten into #shes so funny. i stood up in outrage when i saw her take it out of the book but then i fell back onto the couch half a second after standing #bc i was laughing too much at how funny she looked scampering away w it dangling in her mouth. clearly knew she was being naughty #being chased for having something in her mouth is her number 1 crime. she was carrying my mini arkham knight jason figurine in her mouth a #few days ago LOOOOOL. like catboy fr #cat dad adventures #it seems like i only talk about little miss rascal and not little miss sweetpea but the thing is i make soooo many cat posts in my head/in #drafts but refrain from posting & it just so happens the ones that filter thru the okay 2 post are about my darling rascal #i love little miss sweatpea just as much. silliest kitty in the world. she bites my nose every morning and is The Most Shaped creature <3 #also loves 2 jump on my back when i bend over and then i just crouch for however long she wants to hang up there. also likes to jam her foot #into my throat while im sleeping

[nomaishuttle]

ALSO sry im so talkative today idk whats gotten IN to me but anyways. its sooo crazy 2 me that ppl have other birthdays that arent the sake day as my birthday like obviously i know ppl do but its crazy to me. bc january 13th is like My birthday ykwim. like its such a good day to have a birthday on so beautiful 1/13/2005 gods specialest girl was born ykwim.

#also the cafe is plsying so much lana del rey im rly scared guys. ive never listened to ldr outside of nightcore when i was 11 #but ya i loooove having a january birthday bc it makes it so easy to figure out how old i was during an event. bc its like. ok unless the #event happened in the first 12 days of the year i can just subtract 5 from the year it happened and thats how old i was. ykwim. like 2007 i #was 2 rhe entire year basicslly 2012 i was 7 the entire year its awesome #whereas if i had a september birthday. Like some people (my sibling). itd be a wholee production like ok was it before or after the end of #september. which is isnt rly that difficult but i have trouble remembering what specific month a thing happened in #but i can remember seasons. which again like ig isnt the difficult bc if it happened in wjnter etc. spring etc. summer etc. but if it #happened in fall id probably be confused.. #basically january is the best month of the year and the most beautiful girls are born then #a fun fact is i wasnt born on friday the 13th. i was born on a thursday #BUT my 1st birthday was friday and so was myyy 16th i think. idr. but yeah sometimes its on a friday which is cool :] #and another fun fact is it was a sunny day but (according to my dad) there was a random lightning strike like. right when i was born. so #basically i think im rly rly quite special. joke. i think that lightning strike was god saying Lord well hold on. why would god he saying #lord. thats kinda funny. thats like if i went Connor i am going to put this guy in situations. which tbf i do refer to myself in 3rd person #mentally On occasion. but anyways. sry i distracted mysekf and forgot what i was gonna say. its tly funny to imagine god just being like #Lord almighty. #speaking of idk if you guys know this abt me but i say lord almighty and jesus christ and good lord etc so much. and i didnt always i like #started saying them a year or so ago and now i cant stop. i wasnt even raised religious im not religious in the slightest . but my first #reaction to things now is Lord almighty... like girl you do not even know him. #anyways thats all. sry

[endlessgalore]

kind of annoyed at my friend :/

#ok so at the cafe at my school theyre having an event thats basically come play board games #and she texted the discord yesterday and said 'who wants to go to this?' and i said yes! i would! #and so i checked in with her bc its this afternoon like do you still want to go? what time should we go ? #bear in mind that she is the one who INVITED evwryone #and she said she has too much work #and i knoww i shouldnt like judge how much work she has but like she had only one class today. #couldnt she have done more of her work earlier considering that she MADE PLANS????? #and i really wanted to go to it i miss playing board games bc usually the only games i can play at school are. uno & cards against humanity #but im from a family who likes weird games my dad finds on Kickstarter (this is a lie only my dad and i play them. my sister and i refuse) #and i only get to play my weird kickstarter games at home! #not that i think theyll have weird kickstarter games :/ but at least itll be VARIETY!!! #SORRY i dont actually like uno and cards against humanity that much. but i need to play something else #i brought fluxx this semester but no one will play it bc they all wanted to play uno and cah first and by the end of those we were tired #they were done to death by like senior year of high school bc theyre the ONLY games anyone will play!!!! #and its honestly an effort to even laugh at any cah jokes at this point . sorry theyre so rarely funny. #and i feel bad bc i have one friend who laughs really easily and so they crack up and im just sitting there like . a corpse #talkin

[guideaus]

I started watching invincible

#personal #all ik abt it is the dad beats the shit out of the son and yells at him abt the fraction of their power to mimic them meme #the ep ended with 'im... [invincible]'and i was like i wanna see the dad be evil :( #then after it showed the dad brutally murdering everyone and i was like ah ok #and i think its funny ep 2 has all this blood now. like omni man raging let loose the MA tv rating #i think ur supposed to give the benefit of the doubt to omni man rn but i dont think so bc spoilers lol #idk if it was an intentional weird ass way to force the son into superhero work asap #or maybe the dad was sent to conquer the planet or smth

[todayisafridaynight]

looking back on all my y7 comics is so funny but now im compelled to organize them 'chronologically' and see what that looks like

#snap chats #i also wanna stick em in a book... nay.. i shant... #Point Is LOL #sorry just saw my fave masada| comic of mine and was like #'oh this is before arakawa gets necked isnt it thats hilarious' #but then i realized before THAT wouldve been aoki asking jo to kill arakawa #all things ive done comics of #so now im just sitting here thinking 'how many y7 comics HAVE i done and how many of them can i organize in order' #sounds like it could be funny.... #ok my tummy hurt by. i have one more comm to do and then uhhh #idk the demons are whispering to me to play SADX </3 #'snap what happened to shadow' i am taking a BREAK i love my son but i also have to play Relatively The Same Route #like 28 times ok. i need to look at something else for a hot minute #ALSO I MISS MY CHAOS I WANNA SAY HI TO THEM #awful so for the past couple days my dads been calling me Every Day #i called him like Twice this past two weeks which is a LOT more than usual #and every time i did i was always crying or whatever so ig he was finally like 'lmao wait.... we should call more often....' #and now we do so im happier now :) i forget why this is relATE DI REMEMMERB #ITS BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE GOES TO HANG UP HE'LL BE LIKE 'laters :) One More Thing--' #LIKE OLD MAN YOU SAID BYE ALREADY but then i realize... of course.. im doing the exact same thing... #ok bye fr this time BYE

[caruliaa]

deciding if i want my text post about my father for today becuase too many would be whiny to be about how i get very terrifed anytime he raises his voice and thats prob not normal (which i already knew but yk) or a snarky "how come my dads on discord i though that site just pushed and agenda and tricked people into thinking theyre gay? that why i wasnt allowed it right?"

#see i was writing this post from the perspective that the first one was very concering and the second one is funny. #but yk i j realized to people that arent me theyre both concerning. ok. #my immediate response to seeing my dad on discord btw was to leave the official acnh server j bc thats like the most official server im in #and i got Scared. which is dub bc my dad doesnt play acnh why wld he use that server. but i Got Scared. #also ill tell u like the story of this first one which is that like. basically my sibling connected their phone to the internet at school #to reasearch smth and when they did they got a message from our mother abt watching a movie which was prob from sunday bc #apparently my mum was watching die hard then nd they joined for a bit idk but the fact that they got it now meant they kept being like #'thats weird do you guys think my phone is haunted i tihnk it might be' not entirely seriously #i also very like casually kept being like @na its probalby just a glitch those happen' #nd at some point i was very lightly like 'yk i dont think getting into the who thing of if ghosts exist is worth it when u cld just ask abt #the text message later' and rthe thing is fucking !!! my dad was literally agreeing with me !! but like he also seem somewhat actually like #upset and mad over my sibling saying their phone was haunted or at lest he was raising his voice and like seem mad to me #(i think he thought they were bieng fully serious abt the phone being haunted. nd that tht Not True bc it doesnt align w our religous #beliefs. but also idk if he brought up religon at all) #but the thing is my sibling was literally fine but like. auugh i got scared and freaked out #at some point i just put on my headphones nd tried to ignore it until he had moved on yay. #this happended in the car btw u guys need that context bc cars are eveil places for this reason parents are always Saying Shit there . augh #its so dumb like. this is why even when my parents r being fine i cant like. be around them. because they have caused me actual fr trauma #like intense trauma that impacts me every day bc i see them every fucking day. and i cant get away from it. so fun. #anyway. sorry this became a vent. SAD ! #flappy rambles #vent

[thanksfortheflaglove]

.

#have been an anxious lil piece of shit since my mother walked past/then in my room bc she smelled something- #this was yesterday btw .. first thing she said was 'u dont vape do u?' and i was like 'no' *queue john mulaney voice: like a liar* #ok well technically only on occasion like if i dont have w**d #anyway she steps into my room and starts fuckin sniffing around and goes 'it smells like .. weed 😐' and just looked at me and guys .. #i am the WORST but my mothers brother aka my gay uncle got kicked out when they were younger bc he smoked too and my mother has grown to #not be fond of it since . so BASICALLY i lightly gaslit her and was like 'mom. seriously ? 🙄' #bc we joke about it on occasion like she went to denver and came back with a fuckin pot that says 'a little pot from colorado' meant for #weed and in my head im like 😭 bro i could actually use this 😭 #so thats how we joke but obviously for me its genuinely funny bc of the irony but anyway . #my anxiety was so high after that bc i literally had my pen on me and i just left the situation and started petting my dog and filled up my #waterbottle trying to think of what the fuck i was going to do next but that was literally the end of that #(at least for now but i dont even want to jinx it) #to be proactive tho bc newsflash i do smoke! i got smart as shit and wrapped my smell proof combo bag to make it look like a gift for my #my friends when i go back to school so she wont think anything of it #and then put my pen old battery and vape in a box hidden away so i can still access them if i need but god DAMN #i was def just being stupid tho bc i forget when im at home i cant be so lax and rip the shit out of my pen with my door closed and no fan #anymore like 😐 u dumb fuck i was smarter at 16 with this shit #anyway. its definitely on me and im just mad at myself for it and hope it doesnt come up again/that she isnt overly paranoid with me like i #am with myself rn #also just for some more background my mom and i have never been super close but im really close with my dad but i love with my mom ? so #after this semester not just bc of this situation but i might be like. ive never had a room at dads and id like to at least for summer #and go from there. they just moved and its so cozy and id love to make my room mine over there for once even if it means moving in for abit #but the one thing that would absolutely break my heart is that my dog lives with my mom and its not like i couldnt still see her but i feel #like id feel guilty/like im abandoning her or something :'( #idk if anyone read this far pls lmk ur thoughts #oh and i work right by my moms so its not like i couldnt still visit her but it would break my heart #kylas thoughts #drugs /

[clownboy-yeehonk]

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#so my grandma died #its ok bc shes been sorta fading for a while we knew it was coming sooner rather than later #the aide said she was talking to my grandpa last night and hes been dead since 2014 #and its nice to think that he came to come pick her up #funerals are always weird bc were not a very dramtically emotional family so its a lot of talking about the details #what hymns she wanted where the repasse should be what food theyll be serving what were all wearing #and its funny bc my grandma was a penultimately particular woman who wrote down precisely what she wanted done #down to the shoes she wants to be buried in as if anyone is going to see her feet #but GOD forbid she walks through the pearly gates BAREFOOT she could never #she died in the middle of the night and my dad joked that she probably did that so it wouldnt be a big scene in the middle of the day #when they came to take her body from the house #and on one hand like dad that is your MOTHER #but also objectively hes probs not wrong she would have hated a big scene in the middle of the day with neighbors watching #and i gotta request time off work and im asking my managers how i submit the request and i dont wanna say SORRY bc like its my dead grandma #but also ya i was supposed to be training a new girl this week at work 🙃 #like obviously were all really sad but theres so much to get done that you end up discussing all the details #shes def in a better place like i do believe shes with my grandpa again and she went peacefully and thats very much a blessing #but i have no idea what im gonna wear to this thing #and that feels like a dumb thing to fixate on! but alas #here we are