#so like they'll only ever see it fully clean and disinfected but still theyll be like wtf is your problem

[dirt-grub]

making an xmas list every year is just how can i arrange this so it disappoints my parents the least

#yeah uhhh can i get some comic books and oh yeah a knife #LISTEN i need a multitool my current knife is going to shit fast #anyone else get that like i open gifts and its weird shit i asked for and my parents look so disappointed that im excited #like they went through the trouble of getting it for me but still was hoping id say sike and not be the weirdo they know i am #like am i wrong or isnt it normal to feel joy when someone else is excited for something? even when youre not into it? #idk this happens every year lol #also they know about the tooth so they are not gonna be too happy when i ask for hiking gear #they were like hey. what the fuck. and i was like its just a tooth and they were like why did we birth you #i would say hey i already have plenty of animal teeth but i think that would be worse #SHARK TEETH ARE COOL OKAY! LIKE #ive had several classes throughout middle and high school where they let us keep a shark tooth #so yeah i may have collected some teeth here or there whys it matter #god i sound even more like a weirdo okay not helping KDSJJ #cannot wait for my basement lair where i can hide my treasures #not to be like UGH nobody gets me but they dont and i dont even care i just dont want to have to explain why i own teeth HKDSJA #like. dont tell anyone i live like this AJKDSKSDJ #you want to know about my interests well everyone in this house is gonna have to get real cool with a lot of things really quickly #oh man theyre gonna lose it when i get my antlers #my friends doing that part for me bc theyre a biologist that fucking works with dead stuff for their studies #so like they'll only ever see it fully clean and disinfected but still theyll be like wtf is your problem #listen nobody will ever be able to convince me that scavenging is somehow worse than killing animals for fun bc MANLY #that shit is so weird like yes let me prove my heterosexuality by fucking. killing things and being happy about it #maybe im just a tree hugger but the deer means something special to me like... its hard to explain #like its sad and it really effected me when i first found it but its a lesson i think about nature #its the circle of life yknow? #idk i probably sound pretentious as hell and i'll admit i totally just think it would be cool to have antlers from a deer #but also i feel like our bodies only belong to us for so long. we pass on and what we leave behind goes back into the world #who knows someone might wear my bones someday but thats just how things are #might as well find beauty in death not just tragedy #my meds are NOT fucking kicking in today damn im getting so fucking off topic