#so long as he cooks

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[perilegs]

gale when you let him talk about chess

#i was having trouble with a puzzle in the wyrm jail and someone online was like 'if u have gale in ur party he tells you what to do' #he did but also he was so cute the entire time #he's got long hair and big brown eyes. he loves cats. he's a massive nerd. he cooks. he's got a way with words. i need him so bad #also i wish i was him #but mostly i just need him #bg3 #gale

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.

Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #tgcf #wei wuxian #hua cheng #I was so happy to get this ask because it have me the perfect segue to show these two being silly together #This comic also kicked my ass while trying to draw it....I have learned a lot while gasping for breath outside of my comfort zone #action scenes are hard....help I don't want to look at this ever again..... #But yes. These two would have a lovely time being *silly* ^_^ together (actually winding up for a sparing match). #Then go right back to being very casual and chill. They have lots in common! #Both of them love to fight and would be thrilled to have a partner for it. Then talk about paint mixtures. #How long LWJ and XL take with their cooking classes is up for interpretation. But these two are frolicking the entire time #Everyone loves being hunted and hunting. That's what tag is all about. This is just tag with swords. #I hope everyone enjoys looking at HC's bare feet. He puts those cold puppies on Xie Lian every night.

[reineydraws]

caught the sprace bug in 2023 lol. i blame tommy bracco's arms, eyes, and smile, in that order. 🥲💖

#newsies #newsies fanart #spot conlon #sprace #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #tommy bracco #ben cook #ben tyler cook #newsies 2017 #long post #sketch dump #i watched newsies twice while finishing up my zine pieces then once more in pieces for comfort #and then once more after that so i could pause every time tommy bracco made me go starry-eyed so i could sketch him lol #i am so normal about this #also it is SO FUN to just draw newsies mid-air. i love watching them flip and stuff. my favourite is the one specs does right at the end. #watching him do that aerial between those two guys... it feels like he slows down right in the air & it's like he's flying for a moment!!!! #anyways spot's eyes are so bright!!! idk if it's the spotlight or his expression or what but theyre so vivid i love them. #it's not often a pair of brown eyes makes u feel that way so it's cool. #and yeah like. a milliom kudos to btc for not fumbling the cigar. idk how he does it. #love the inconsistency in everyone's faces lmaooo it's whatever i just needed to draw them yknow #i want to say mb sketching and posting these will make my brain calm down. we will see. #i cant believe i got to ten images tho haha that's. so much. #the teeny tiny space between spot's front teeth that's noticeable when he smiles reblog if u agree 😭💖🙏

[frau-kali]

#black sails #silverflint #john silver #james flint #blacksailsedit #silverflintedit #my stuff #long post #once more everybody #black sails is a comedy #:D #of all the lies you could've told john #you claim to be not just a cook but a “very good” one #amazing he survived this long #i love this scene #a friend requested i gif it ages ago #so here it is

[puppyeared]

weird dog

#i tried combining watercolor textures with chromic abberation and i think it turned out well!!!! very proud of this #normally i try to color and shade with a different brush so it contrasts a little with my lineart. but in this case it kinda #feels more.. put together?? like smth youd see on a print comic book i think.. #i havent drawn this guy in so long.. i dont think he even has much going on hes just fun to draw #campfire monster who cooks your smores and eggs in exchange for sticks and coal ^_^ #my art #myart #illustration #my oc #oc #rover #eye strain #eyestrain #bright colors #monsters

[egophiliac]

IMPORTANT QUESTION

My friends and I have started calling you the irl version of Lilia and we wished to know if you can cook because we are worried for the home if you cannot

(This is a light hearted joke)

I can (more or less) follow a recipe, which gives me the advantage! >:D ...although it is true then when left to my own devices I default to "dump in a bunch of random spices and see what happens". I...I just really like cayenne and turmeric okay --

other than that (and all the other many things that are different about us) Lilia and I are, y'know, basically identical.

#art #for a given definition of art anyway #twisted wonderland #it's canon that silver didn't know food could taste good until he came to nrc #if i remember right in his bloom birthday card lilia went on a long explanation about how he's been trying to cook healthy meals lately #(read: burned and yet somehow semi-raw vegetable mess that is basically already a compost heap) #and then at the end is like 'ha ha i don't eat the swill i make! that would be bad!' #'i just make everybody else eat it while i eat whatever' #sounds about right #i did once somehow manage to bake a cake for about 2 hours longer than it was supposed to bake for #and it was still underdone #it was a box mix so god only knows what happened there

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Anyways rlgl au Moon is the kind of guy who loves to cook and has an aesthetic blog about foods and recipes. But he really doesnt like eating because then he has to have his chest compartment cleaned and thats never nice.

So Sun and Y/N come running like a couple of pavlovian dogs whenever they hear his phones camera go off.

#fnaf moon #fnaf sun #sundrop #moondrop #dca #daycare attendant #y/n #my art #rlgl au #he is a really good cook #some day sun and y/n gonna gift him a good camera for christmas or something so he can make more professional pics #he loves his blog #he kinda makes the blog seem like he is a middle aged woman though #on purpose i might add #he just feels like people would trust him more on his recipes and there would be no robot hate directed against him #but also he just likes comming up with the weird long tangents from the viewpoint of an older lady that he writes before every recipe #its all just part of the recipe blog shenanigans

[sumirerin]

No es la locura, 🎶 It's not madness,

En realidad es el amor! 🎶 in reality it is love!

Also thank u tumblr for decimating the quality 💀

#YIPPPYYY FINALLY DONE W THISSSSS AUUUU this took so long. BAHAHA #inspired by something something what if i replaced spring bonnie with springtrap and he was a freak about it 💜 yea #and theyre on stage and this is an old routine or something.... something something i wanted to draw them dancing LOL poor fredbear... #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #spring bonnie #fredbear #spring fronnie #springbear #spring...trap....bear....... hm #willry #BC OBVIOUSLY ITS WILLRYYY! OLD MAN YAOIIIII but its their fursonas bc thats more fun. u understand. #anywho im cooking up another thing (willry.. whos shocked)... ive been possessed freaky yaoi has bewitched me body mind and soul

[raiiny-bay]

sleepy morning with the boys

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #kelly #dhestyn #i apologize for the long post #this originally had 6 photos for a grid format but #i don't really like the other 3 so. yea. #full disclosure it is actually very rare for kelly to wake up at the same time as dhes #kel is literally a cat. he will sleep 16 hours a day if dhes lets him #& dhes gets out of bed at like 4:30/5 every morning #he'll cook a full breakfast & do a load of laundry & go for a jog before going to work #he also usually feeds duder bc if he doesn't she will yell & bother kelly until he wakes up #kel has to be woken up gently or he'll get cranky lol #he tends to wake up later in the morning & pick up lunch for everyone at the shop before walking to work #then the boys will drive home together at the end of their shifts #dani kind of just lets them come & go whenever they want. they mostly make their own hours #she doesn't care as long as they show up for work at some point

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | TK Strand & Carlos Reyes in S4E12

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tarlos #tk strand #carlos reyes #tw: alcohol #this scene has probably already been giffed a bunch already but who cares #I just love tk in this scene in particular #his plaid shirt #him cooking dinner and lighting candles and getting wine all for carlos #but also seeing carlos' reaction to it all and knowing he needed to be reassured that tk wasn't doing this to get him to change his mind #such a small part of it but so important #making clear that tk is doing this not to manipulate feelings but to show love and appreciation #but again... the plaid shirt. I just love the plaid shirt on tk ngl lol #maybe another outfit appreciation post is needed for that one #my gifs #long post #episode: s04e12 swipe left

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Aw! XL cooking reminded me of when I was working with children and they'd get nightmares/scared of monsters, so was go to the garden and make Monster Soup! Anything that looked good would go into the nearest source of water (often a bird bath) so that the monsters would know we are kind people and stay outside and not come inside. Also the monsters would think of us as friends and protect us instead of scaring us. Now I'm hoping that I have turned any of these kids into bad cooks bc I was like that flower looks good! Toss it in! 😅😄😄😄

Thank you for reminding me of this memory!

I'm-In-Love-With-The-Monster Soup.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #ask #This story was extremely sweet thank you so much for sharing B'*) #I also used to work with kids and I really miss it!! This brought back lovely memories for me as well. #I am sure you helped a lot of kids through rough feelings by taking them seriously and letting them grow by confronting their fears. #Monster soup is something I am going to be thinking about for a long time.... #If anything; experimenting in the kitchen and feeling the permission of freedom to cook helps encourage kids to learn! #even if its a pretend kitchen. A birdbath is just as valid as a soup pot! #Comic-commentary time: I am so sorry to people who didn't know or forgot that this is how I draw the TGCF pair. #Xie Lian actually tried to make a sandwich but it got to wet so he had to put it in a bowl. #no one knows where the green colour came from. #One more comic on this coming tomorrow (what have WWX and HC been up to?)

[afterbluehours]

not smut but suggestive. nsfw? mdni

Soobin sneaks up behind you, wrapping his arms around your middle while you're cooking, nose rubbing against the skin of the back of your neck. "How long until it's ready?"

"Hmm," you hum distractedly as you try to think, straining ingredients for the meal you're preparing. "Maybe ten minutes more?"

You hear an exhale of breath, translating it to a sigh mostly held back, and can't help but smile with amusement. The nose action has turned into your boyfriend's whole cheek being pressed against the side of your neck, watching your hands at work over the sink. His arms have tightened slightly more around you since he first appeared.

"Didn't you eat not that long ago?" You ask with a laugh. That giant man's stomach never ceases to amaze you in its capacity for food. "It'll be done quicker if you peel some–"

"I'm not hungry for food."

Well, that's a first.

"Are you not feeling well?" You ask, too preoccupied with your task to read between the lines of what he's said.

Reaching to turn the water on, you vaguely feel his head dip and begin trailing kisses from your shoulder up towards your neck. If you had been paying enough attention, you'd know where he this was headed and what you were in for.

"Mhmm," is his only reply.

That's when you feel it; the stiff erection he presses against your backside. It's awkward due to the height difference, but he manages it. At the same time, you feel him go for the kill—the spot under your ear that he knows will make you weak. Something that was sleeping within you wakes.

Using your forearm, you shut off the flow of hot water before you lose your sanity or burn yourself. "'Bin- I... dinner."

It's all you manage to communicate.

"I can't help it," his voice comes out an octave lower than normal, quiet but rumbling. His hands untuck your top from your bottoms and run along your stomach, warm and big enough to cover so much area at once, and you know you're a goner. "Watching you in the kitchen..."

When he sucks the skin of that sensitive spot into his mouth, the last thread of your willpower breaks. With fumbling hands, you turn off the flame on the stove before turning in his arms, attacking his mouth with a vengeance and allowing him to whisk you away to the couch.

#this is so short and yet it took me so long to finish #because i couldn't figure out how he could say seeing you cook turns him on without it sounding archaic... turns out it wasn't that hard #i must have been overthinking it #started it before christmas/on christmas? #I'm so slow #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #soobin smut

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

so something i noticed on my latest black sails rewatch is that despite most of the show taking place on various ships we never really find out what skills silver has as a sailor? like he's pretending to be a cook when flint's crew picks him up and we never see him doing regular sailor duties on the walrus, and when he's briefly left in charge while flint is ashore he says that he's basically agreeing with whatever mr. de groot says to hide that he doesn't know what he's doing. but also he wasn't the cook on the ship he was on before the walrus and he knew where to damage the ship to keep vane's crew from leaving charleston, so he is an experienced sailor? maybe? i don't have a point i just love how the more you watch the more you start having flint on the cliffs moments where you realize that despite watching him for four seasons, you don't really know anything about john silver

#black sails #john silver #like he has a coherent personality and a character arc and all but also you know so little about him it's great #also it makes me slightly insane that he become like. the mythologized pirate figure and it's under a name he probably picked at random #or stole of the cook and thought he'd keep for like a week #and then billy invents the long john silver story and he's just stuck with this identity he can't escape #i'm pretty sure i've posted about that before but it still gives me brain worms (positive) #kvetch oc

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

#jrwi fanart #cw blood #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob: #BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay #i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY. #THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL #so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM.. #grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that #ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT #arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES #I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM. #I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no #ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE #BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much... #GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that #we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW #he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE.. #i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar #I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS #also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that #human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY #i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK #feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh