Bowser: Maybe if I practice my proposal with a human, it'll sound better!
Kamek: Say no more, sire! *Presents Luigi*
Luigi: 🥺
Bowser: wait hold on a sec
Kamek: *whispers* I knew it! Kammy owes me so many coins!
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Bowser’s Secret Diary in Paper Mario
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Random Toad: Six pack or dad bod?
Bowser: Neither.
Toad: Neither??
Bowser: I like 'em skinny and scrawny.
Toad: Skinny and scrawny?
Bowser: *thinking about Luigi* Skinny and scrawny.
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I am loving the rise of these two from the movie 😂😂🔥
Future charm preorders. Keep in touch
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this group event boss patrols the only fractured desert fishing hole on the map ;___; this-is-fine.jpg
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Me: He is also the gayest turtle we have ever seen
I mean look at this walk he does!
Look at the confidence!
Look at the stride!
Look at the CONVICTION!
This guy didn't come out of the closet, he broke it off it's hinges and took it with him!
Is this just a means of gushing about Bowser again? Yes, yes it is.
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Man...first Mario calls Luigi gay...
Then he calls Bowser gay...
Then all of you call Luigi and Bowser gay?
The internet is full of surprises. :3
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HAHHAAAAAA WHO’s GONNA STOP ME FROM GAYIFYING BOWSER!!!
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