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#so many of yall are cute and have wishlists but so many of yall use amazon for your lists!
elderberryblitz · 4 years
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Listen, yallre cute af and id be totally willing to throw some spare money towards getting y'all the cute stuff on your wishlists, but I can't do that if youre gonna keep using Amazon for it, yall!! Id rather be dead than go back to supporting Jeff Bezo's and his fucked up, abusive, unsafe, unhealthy work environment and ethics.
There's list makers online, yall! Put links to stuff from stores that aren't Amazon or run by them on a list and I'll be more than happy to get you your cute desires when I've got the money to spare!
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arcticmalfoy · 3 years
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i’m going crazy at the thought of having to wait another week for a new ep of tharntype so here’s my tt wishlist of things that will never happen in the show but are canon in my head:
- after the reunion in types hometown, type suddenly realizes just how much he wants to marry tharn. he ends up being the one who gets down on one knee and proposes
- “this may be where i grew up, but it’s not my home anymore. because now.. my home is you. wherever you are. wherever we are together. that’s my home”
- tharn sobbing like a little bitch at that bc let’s face it if type ever got down on one knee in front of him the man would crumble
- types dad finally accepting tharn after seeing how happy type is to be his fiancé (the dream)
- their wedding being at night and under the stars
- lots n lots of tharn kissing types forehead to calm him down when he gets overwhelmed
- type (yes type) using his my boyfriend is whipped for me privileges to talk tharn into adopting a puppy
- tharn caving and then soon becoming jealous of how their new pup is getting more attention from his boyfriend than he is
- tharn coming home late one night after a set at p’jeeds bar only to find his two babies snuggled up asleep on the couch and oh my god his heart could just burst with how much he loves what he sees
- type and thanya being that !chaotic duo bc both of them know they have tharn wrapped around their little finger (i want more typethanya content so bad!!!)
- type trying to teach tharn how to cook for the millionth time but it only results in burnt noodles and many frustrated grunts from a very tired tharn
- most of the time types personal cooking classes either end up in playful food fights or “let’s just do what you do best” scenarios
- type babying the fuck out of tharn when he’s sick. like he goes all out... makes him soup, wraps him up in blankets, cooks all his favourite meals, gets him medicine, refuses to let him leave their bed unless it’s for bathroom uses only. tharns personal little nurse
- tharn still surprising type with cute little dates like he always did. especially when he notices type being sad, or anxious, or tired. tharn always knows exactly what he needs to feel better.
- type secretly loving it when tharn calls him his baby. even though he curses him out for it, tharn can still see that little smile on types face when he turns away
- (after last weeks ep i know i’m not the only one who saw how sweet type was touching p’jeeds belly so yes yall can guess what i’m about to say) tharntype finding a surrogate and having a baby together!!!🥺
- them constantly fussing over her and making sure she has everything she needs, type goes to whole foods and buys her every single healthy food he can find because he wants his future son to be big and strong since he’s going to be an athlete like him (yes they both ‘just know’ that it’s going to be a boy)
- “um no, i love you but our son is going to be into music babe. just you wait and see” “dream on”
- both of them being shook as f when their baby GIRL is born
- tharn and type having a daughter🥺 need i say more????
- imagine the love and tenderness and care bye im sad
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haxxy · 6 years
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oh the fruit asks are REALLY GOOD! Will you answer all of them (or as many as you like)
*rubs my lil hands 2gether* 
I already answered banana, plum, nectarine, pomegranate, and papaya so I will do... all except those ones... enjoy this heaping serving of fruit salad... 
peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?
I have my ears pierced, that’s all. I’d like to get a tattoo sometime though, once I’ve got the funds, the time, and the ability to commit. 
raspberry: favorite flower?
I LOVE... SUNFLOWERS... so much! I love them! They are big and yellow and they make me happy to see! 
lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?
I don’t have any pets but I do have some *xylophone noise* animal skulls 
mango: what is your trademark?
Eyes, I guess? Eyes, the color purple, sunflowers (yay). I’m sure some people associate clowns and frogs with me too, tho those are kinda in tumblr vogue rn
passion fruit: how would you describe your style?
I like to describe myself as like... goth flavored, in the way that sparkling water is fruit flavored. I feel like if I was slightly more pretentious and willing to learn about bands and genres I could be a metalhead, I’ve already got the hair and the oversized band shirt and the big stompy leather boots. I don’t really have much of a set style though, idk. Check out my clothes wishlist on amazon if you’re really curious, ig? 
pineapple: sexual orientation?
panromantic pansexual
strawberry: favorite desserts?
all desserts are good desserts ye baby. I really like plain cheesecake though, and like... good chocolate chip cookies... stuff with dark chocolate in it... fresh fruits with whipped cream... the DECADENCE... I love dessert... 
cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?
I can kind of sort of play the piano (I took lessons for like... oh fuck, eight years maybe?? jesus...I still kinda suck tho). I’d like to think that I can sing okay, but I’m not like, the type to belt out tunes or anything. I enjoy singing to myself tho. 
grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Japan would be super neato, or like... the west coast. I’m kinda afraid of both of those places tho, (tsunami phobia, yay!), so that’s fun! 
blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?
Probably a drama... not enough funny stuff has happened to balance out the tragic stuff for it to be a comedy, and god my life is DEFINITELY not a romantic comedy. And action film... nah, not enough explosions. 
cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?
Barbara and Ronald 
guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?
I mean, I don’t really wear makeup so neither for me + whatever floats your boat for everyone else. 
tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?
I’m really not sure... I wouldn’t mind being something like a mermaid or a naiad, but it would also be cool to be something more ghosty or creepy... I really don’t know! 
coconut: favorite perfume?
I don’t wear a ton of perfume, so idk. I really like this one scent of lotion I have though (bright sunflowers by bath and body works) if that counts
lychee: satin or lace?
Lace. Satin’s too shiny... 
blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?
I want to buy... a good quality witch hat! I know it’s basic, but it would make me happy! I have plenty of spooky clothes to wear with it!! 
apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?
tumblr. I used to use twitter a decent amount, but I’m not so crazy about it anymore. This hellsite will always be home. 
kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?
OH! The relationship between psychology and spirituality/religion is something I’ve been thinking about a lot recently. I had one of my coworkers, back before I stopped working at the end of the summer, ask me if I thought he was like... delusional because he felt that he could sense things and stuff like that (he’s wiccan). I told him that if the way he was feeling wasn’t like, upsetting to him or negatively impacting his life and his judgement that I thought it was fine, yknow, but ever since then I’ve been really thinking about how psychology and religion kinda interact. Like, I’m sure that there are atheist psychologists out there who think that the prophecies of saints and stuff like that were just psychotic episodes, right? And there are probably religious people who might experience symptoms of mental illness that they interpret as spiritual. Obviously you can’t just dismiss the beliefs of others, even if you don’t agree with them, and I think it would be super neat to do some research about like, how to address the concerns of religious clients, etc... how to best combine the scientific approaches of psychology with a client’s beliefs and stuff like that. SORRY this is an incoherent text dump, but hopefully yall get what I mean. 
watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?
Yeah... The Bitch (me) is a fuckn uhh... McD crew member. My coworkers lovingly describe me as a mini-manager though bc I somehow have my shit together more than a lot of them. 
cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?
Dusk and night are both *kisses fingers like a chef* 
orange: do you have long eyelashes?
YEAH! If I put on mascara I can’t wear my glasses bc my lashes touch the lens, that’s how long
apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?
I sleep and lay around like a beached whale and binge youtube videos
star fruit: favorite sea creature?
I kinda dig moray eels and their weird double teeth. sharks are cute too
dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?
Yeah, sometimes. 
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