bally sports: tyler seguin has the best personality! so funny!
tyler, mic’d up:
“good job”
“way to go”
“hey!”
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A bizarre thing just happened to me and I need to write it down and stick it somewhere so I never forget.
So it was about 11:00pm and I was standing outside beneath the carport, with a porchlight on behind me. It’s raining where I am, and I went out to listen to it for a while to calm myself before bed. My mom came out and stood with me, and we were quietly chatting for a few minutes, when all of a sudden I catch sight of a small furry thing waddling towards us. My first thought was that it was my cat, but then I realized that it wasn’t screaming at me furiously, which is what my cat does whenever she gets caught in the rain. The Thing came into the light and revealed itself to be a possum. Just going about its business. And it seemed intent on barreling right into us.
“Hello, creature,” I said amicably, as my mom grabbed my shoulder and let out a noise like the possum had just pulled a gun on us. The little dude stopped in his tracks for a second, looked up at me, then awkwardly redirected himself and waddled off into the night. “Have a nice evening,” I called, as my mom let out the breath she had been holding.
She looked at me a bit incredulously and said, “That was so....casual.” I just shrugged and replied, “I mean, he didn’t seem to come here with the intent to hurt us, so...”
And I’m sure this story interests no one other than myself, but it was just one of those weird and funny little things that happens every now and then, and I wanted to make sure I’d never forget it.
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GREEK CHORUS TIME, BABEY
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omg i love your kuroo fics so much T_T wish there was more content like yours on tumblr especially dark content that involves this mf and rest of the hq characters haha your work is so damn good <3
hHHHHH thanajzdhgfsudy thank you :<< thiS MEANS tHE WORLDDD and there's definitely less dark content now than there was bc the hq dark content scene was thriving bUT! (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡ yes yes yes i love kuroo he's my poor little meow meow and i adore him and his stupid pretty face! a kuroo dark fic technically is the reason i even got into haikyuu in the first place so i'll never forget my roots
but ♡♡♡ ahgfqeyesduq thANK YOUUU!! thank yous thank yous i'm so happy you like my writing
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the most heartbreaking thing about Super Mario movie will be that we don't get these voice clips in cinema.
listening to these bring utter joy, and I have no idea why. MOST THE TIME IM DYIN IN GAME AND CUSSING CAUSE I SUCK AT PLATFORMING.
but listening to them on youtube without falling into the void of a blackhole and im :) "hehhehehe waaaa go waaaAAAAaaaa"
If someone did a DUB FOR MARIO with only a handful of these voice clips. I would buy that.
Everyone hittin up the theater for Papa Bowser. Valid. I need more than an hour of Bowser because
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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a man self immolated in front of the israeli embassy in washington dc yesterday. not just any man. an active member of the us air force. he live streamed his death, and said that he refused to be complicit in a genocide any longer. he said that compared to what palestinians were facing every day, setting himself alight was nothing.
let me reiterate. an active duty air force member burned himself alive because he was so disgusted by what the us government was openly supporting. he live-streamed his own suicide, so the whole world could bear witness as a man in his military uniform set himself on fire to protest his government’s complicity in the horrors that we have all been forced to watch happen in real time. he became a new horror. footage of the immolation blurs him out the moment the fire catches, but you can hear him. it is over in seconds, really, but you can hear him screaming. he shouts “free palestine” until his body physically cannot make any sounds other than guttural screams of agony. and then he falls silent. a police officer arrives and points a gun at his still burning body, shouting at him to get down on the ground. and it is over.
his name was Aaron Bushnell. he was twenty five years old. and he isn’t here anymore because the political ruling class has decided that genocide is perfectly fine as long as it preserves imperialism. in the coming days, people will try to discredit him. to say that he was mentally unstable. they will try to bury his actions to save face and defend israel’s propaganda. do not let them. aaron knew what he was doing. he knew what he was doing when he put on his military uniform, set up his twitch stream, and made his final walk up to the embassy. he knew what would happen to him when he flicked that lighter. do not let them forget. aaron’s blood is on the hands of the political ruling class.
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
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is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?
is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?
perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
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people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.
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Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research
This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡
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