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#so please.....humor me..................
the-bloody-sadist · 6 months
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Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:
“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕
LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS
If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”
You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world
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you-idiots · 2 years
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unsocialized gods
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botlabyrinth · 2 months
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the percy jackson tv show is actually great when there isn’t a little shit in your ear telling you it’s not “book accurate”
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rulersre4chf4n · 8 months
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Hunter + Tumblr text posts
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yache-berries · 2 years
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OBSESSED WITH THEM
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adharastarlight · 1 year
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Sirius: *eavesdropping on Reg's conversation* oh could you stop going on about your sex life with my bloody best mate, its sickening
Reg: *turns to face him, deadpan* believe me, for every time you have forgotten a silencing charm, you deserve it.
Pandora, Barty and Evan: *:0*
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balkanbitch · 5 months
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Not to post about total drama in 2023 but I just love how emma and noah imply that the thing they love most about each other is the traits they get the most shit for from other characters
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oh-warizoro · 7 months
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thejadearia · 6 days
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Speaking of Shimazaki, I learned a lot about myself this week making these terrible memes so I could drop them in the discord chat as I made my friends watch MP100. What I learned was, I have a terrible sense of humor (actually I already knew that, I just didn't realize it was this bad) and that the only thing I enjoy more than watching Shimazaki kick ass, is Shimazaki getting his ass kicked. (I'll have more of these for next week when we get to Serizawa's stuff! Sorry!)
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somewandomnoobtalks · 19 days
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My favorite Cookie Run character, guys!
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theharrowing · 1 year
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🔥 this or that: bts chaotic date edition 🔥
this one isn't explicit but the first choice is about hooking up, so minors please do not interact!!! these descriptions got lengthy because my imagination went wild, so please bear with the word count, it's worth it lol.
one night stand where you quietly slide out of Taehyung's bed while he is still asleep OR one night stand where a snoring Namjoon has you pinned down with his limbs and you can't leave /// first date at a fancy restaurant where Seokjin won't stop saying he could prepare the meal better than the chefs OR first date at food cart in the middle of a busy night market with a very easily distracted Jungkook /// cooking a nice meal at Yoongi's home but he won't stop talking about the Roman Empire at length, for some reason OR dinner date with Hoseok but he won't stop snapping photos of his meal and posting them to IG and to his group chat /// a nice picnic in the park with Jimin, when suddenly, it begins to rain OR a museum date with Namjoon that takes 3 hours because he talks at length about every piece of art /// a first kiss with Jungkook that includes way more lip nibbling than you anticipated OR a sloppy make out session with Jimin in the back of the car (his driver can definitely see you) /// an amusement park date with Seokjin where he rides only the scariest rides, over and over again OR an amusement part date with Hoseok, who only wants to eat sweets and watch everyone else ride the rides /// a nice stroll with Taehyung that results in stopping to pet and speak to literally every single dog in sight OR looking over Yoongi's pet dad scrapbook while Holly lays in your lap
i'm leaving the top blank so that you can keep your answers with the original post and remove reblogs, if you'd like! feel free to tag your friends! i want to see what everyone says!!!
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novorehere · 1 year
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“Those girls found it… the thing that they cherish. And that’s why they’re strong.”
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kenobion · 11 months
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Andrew Garfield behind the scenes - OUT photoshoot
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asongfortheunloved · 2 months
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so last night we were making family karaoke night and we sang one song from tarzan and my tinhatter j2 ass couldnt stop thinking: omg Jared is so tarzan coded and Jensen is so Jane.
So.... now im asking, there's a fic like this? someone has read something like this?
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pagerunner-j · 3 days
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Inspired by another poll about snow that I saw going around...
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slipper007 · 1 year
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