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robotsandramblings · 1 month
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did you notice Clone X-2 had an armband that kept shortcurcuiting
sooo... Clone X-2's tech is malfunctioning ?
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ynnuf-ekaf · 6 months
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glove23 · 2 years
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ar(r)o(w)ace
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ihavehisdvds · 10 months
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Made a “grab all” (grab the ingredients that feel intuitively correct) protection sachet and wax sealed a letter about it for my most beautiful friend. This is the text I sent her when I delivered it at dawn:
“Thank you for using WPS (witches postal service), where your next boon is only a broom ride away. Your mailbox had outgoing mail, so your delivery was left with a most agreeable rock on the box beside your door. Your worker wishes you to know you should open the envelope before the bag. Contact this number with any other questions and have a magical day! So mote it be.”
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bobgoesw00t · 2 months
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!! To be honest though, I see this as something Terry McGinnis would do xD
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stephisdoinit · 1 year
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assandanattitude · 1 year
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I need to know who named this because I'm obsessed
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[Image Description - A screenshot of Destiny 2 EDZ bounty entitled "Marc's Man" End I.D.]
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showerrug · 9 months
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for anyone who is wondering where my pun streak comes from my dad just said mashbrowns when talking about making hashbrowns with mashed potatoes and then laughed about it for the next 5 minutes
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Me:  *trying to figure out what kept Zeeyla (engineer, working on bolstering comms before the reaper invasion) from showing up for a vidcall date.*
Zeeyla:  I got spaced!
Me:  ... how did that happen?
Zeeyla:  Pirates wanted my buoy.
Kaidan:  It *is* a nice buoy.
Zeeyla:  Technically yours.  Alliance.  But yes, it is a nice buoy.
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brazilspill · 1 year
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A joke, courtesy of my mom:
P: O que acontece quando você dissolve um problema em água?
R: Vira uma solução!
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Q: What happens when you dissolve a problem in water?
A: It becomes a solution!
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merakisphere · 1 year
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I vow to respond to every comment with a joke 🫶🏼
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sunflowersareonfire · 8 months
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Call me grim because I’m about to reap the consequences of my own actions.
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robotsandramblings · 11 months
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the clones having their own entertainment district... which they could've called... Cloney Island......
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kariokiipeaches · 2 years
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In time for da Spooky Month, I made a “Cereal Killer!”
(heh heh, get it?)
He took FOREVER (and a day), but my snuggle-wuggle-huggy-pump-a-lumpkin Killer is ALWAYS worth it.
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Wanna see how I made ‘im?
Click the link to my channel!
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Once again I had my kiddo pose, and then turned ‘em into Killer!!! My kid is sooooo patient with me, I’m lucky he puts up with my shit, lol 😅
Now. Go eat some breakfast! Or breakfast for lunch! Or dinner! Or a snack!
Just go eat some cereal already…
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The girls are ladies who turn into bugs
Ladybugs
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Nice 😏🤣
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stephisdoinit · 8 months
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