#so sigyn and loki are on the run and the avengers are chasing thanos who is with the space cops chasing sigyn (and also loki)

[worstloki]

Loki: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life

Sigyn: I wake up at dawn

Loki:

Loki, basically nocturnal: I'll make the sacrifice

#🥺🥺🥺 #oh i'm sorry what was that marvel i couldn't hear you over the sound of headcanoning sigyn and loki happily living together as space pirates #the guardians crashed into thor why can't we assume sigyn crashed into loki in the middle of a getaway #oh oH OH AU where Sigyn's got the soul stone and she's running from space cops #the soul stone storyline was trash and shouldn't have worked anyways all it did was validate abusive relationships so we're cancelling that #Infinity War still happens but Thanos doesn't have ALL the stones so he goes to space to join the space cops and chase sigyn down too #so sigyn and loki are on the run and the avengers are chasing thanos who is with the space cops chasing sigyn (and also loki) #we're going to assume that maybe sigyn IS the soul stone kinda like the whole Avatar deal where it gets passed down the universe at random #or maybe she just ate it idk #so anyways they totally delay the snap and are ride or die for each other after 1 week of sharing a ship #if Thanos ever catches up to them and tries to snap Nemesis turns up and slaps him into oblivion #the Avengers show up and see Loki and go ''YOU!'' and Loki goes ''me?'' and Nemesis is like ''YES YOU'' and hugs him because Sigyn #maybe they kiss and there's no way the Avengers are attacking Loki after Sigyn the Infinity Stone Vessel just slapped Thanos into nothing #and they live happily ever after The End #end credit scene since this is a marvel blog and endgame sucked #anyone who wants can claim Loki is bad and point out his 'evil' traits and she just goes ''nah he's just like that and isn't it great'' #it's because she's the only sane smart person Loki has properly gotten to interact with so anyways they live together in New York now #they're the friendly neighbourhood resident couple that you can ask for help taking down the latest city-destroying creature #The Avengers call on them for help every now and then and when they do they can't stop pointing out how sickeningly sweet they are #they're healthy and poke fun at each other and respect each other's boundaries and match aesthetics and mess up each other's hair okay