got that freshly shaved butthole feeling
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Ooh going off that last person, what about a nasty vampire?
He has never washed his hands in his non life
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Sneak peek: The Pride of Burrough House, ch 23
Well, well. Look who’s doin some words again. May I offer you some Romione as penance?
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Ron exchanged a stricken look with Hermione. Or rather, his was stricken — she looked as though she’d just had an epiphany.
“Put your arm around me,” she whispered.
She’d lost her deuced mind. And he told her so.
“Do it now,” she ordered, grabbing his hand and wrapping his arm around her. At the same time, she placed her arms about his neck. Just as the figure reached the doorway, she dropped her weight almost entirely, and Ron grunted with the effort to keep her upright.
“What’s going on ’ere?” demanded a wiry man clutching a broom and a pail filled with rags. Ron recognised him as the son of the local innkeeper, who also kept the assembly rooms.
“Oh, I’m so glad!” exclaimed Hermione. “I had no idea how I was going to get out. It’s my ankle, you see.” She leant on Ron for support.
The man squinted. “What’s your ankle doing in ’ere?”
Ron felt himself go pale as a ghost under the man’s suspicious stare.
“It was so stupid of me,” lamented Hermione. “I thought — I think I left a book in the assembly rooms, and I was just so worried about it being lost, I wasn’t thinking. Mr Weasley told me not to come in here, but I came through that window and I twisted my ankle, so careless! Mr Weasley heard me and came to my rescue, I didn’t think anyone else was here! I was ever so frightened.”
“A book,” the man repeated, caught up on that one detail. He scrutinised the young pair clutching one another.
“She’s an odd girl,” was all Ron could manage by way of explanation. He felt her fingers dig into his shoulder as if trying to claw him through his coat.
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I still can't believe they did the "and one eye cream for you, babe" so smoothly that I wasn't even sure it just happened for real, and it took me a few seconds to process before I started screaming.
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When that smooth ass pen hits paper for the first time
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