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lowkeysoftbuthighkeydumb · 8 months

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ok but a Jegulus AU where they’re all at a house party (probably ravenclaws or something) and

James gets too drunk and starts flirting with Sirius because he mistakes him for Reg and starts talking about how in love with him he is, but Sirius doesn’t know that and just thinks James is just messing him till James calls him Reg in the middle of his rant, and that’s how Sirius finds out they’re secretly dating. HOWEVER, Regulus saw James with his brother and just thinks “of course he actually loves Sirius because why wouldn’t he be everyone loves him.” and it’s gets kinda angsty on reggie’s part due to some insecurities and because he thinks his boyfriend is in love/cheating with his brother. The Next day in the marauders talk about James drunk rant which is like a roller coaster of emotions, but ultimately Sirius is ok with it which leads to James getting excited and running to find regulus and let him know but then regulus is like avoiding him due to the night before, and James just doesn’t know what he did wrong, which leads to kind of like an confrontation where regulus reveals what he heard which James clears up with the help of Sirius and they get a happy ending.

#i’m not a fic writer #so sorry if this is bad #feel free to add on #or write if you want to #this is a little all over the place #maraders era #james x regulus #jegulus #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #marauders

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scarletv0id · 10 months

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For Technoblade, thank you for all that you did.

There’s something so surreal in saying goodbye.

In bidding adieu to what you once know as steady and safe.

Where once you knew you could rely upon something now you have to figure out what’s next.

What do you do in the aftermath of such a loss?

Not a physical loss necessarily, but the loss of the security in the knowledge that someone would always be there.

That he would always eventually return to make you smile and laugh.

Sparring with sarcastic quips while also letting out a deafening laughing in the face of destruction.

For governments and monarchies alike to crumble at his feet, ever while demanding “Blood for the blood god!”

Becoming a safe space for the those in need of a home, and in turn fighting for them as well.

But just as quickly as he was here, he’s gone.

So what do you do when that happens to you?

Well, as it would now seem, you adjust.

You learn to celebrate what once was here, and remember it fondly as well.

The videos remain, after all.

So in a way, he remains.

His legacy can always live on, as long as people are willing to continue it.

Create for it through story, art, and song.

Continue to tell the tale of the warrior that fought on to the bitter end.

Never let his memory slip away.

That is how he will live on.

Because, he will never die.

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0lympian-c0uncil · 7 months

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Demeter: So if I take it it's larceny, but if you find it under mother hen it was a mistake.

Hestia: Mother hen? I think we about the same age.

Demeter: Sure, if time is linear.

Hestia: I'll make your ass linear.

Demeter: That doesn't make any sense.

Hestia: I'll make your ass sense.

#I can't think of any other gods who are close in age and one of them is like a mother hen except for Hestia and Demeter #So sorry if this is bad #demeter #hestia #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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fishybehavior · 2 years

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74 with MK :)

"It’s only just a little bit illegal."

"A little bit illegal!?" Pigsey barked, "MK that noodle cart of your is under this restaurant, under my name!" Pigsy yelled dropping a stack at least two feet tall of yellow and pink tickets on the table.

"It was just a little speeding, no one here goes the limit." MK chuckled nervously.

"YOU WE'RE GOING 50 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!" Pigsey yelled turning red. "Your going to help me pay for every last fine that you got for your reckless driving!"

MK gulped, "Got it boss."

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drabble requests still open, plz send me a prompt :>

#i dont write monkey kid at all #so sorry if this is bad #drabble requests

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tinystepsforward · 2 months

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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

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reallybadblackoutpoems · 10 months

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meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

#rene descartes #ok #so this is a reference to that post #bc i cant stop saying it #sorry i havent been active #ive been working on an opera #and have been having like p bad health issues #but its ok #learning to crochet a minecraft frog #idk if itll be like any good #whatever life is love anyway #blackout poem #blackout poetry #author #book #poetry

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mrpsychokiller · 9 months

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i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

#its so bad but i always think its funny. im so sorry ive failed #🧃#not screenreader friendly #not screenreader safe #emoji spam

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bioshzrd · 3 months

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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

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pinkm4ns · 2 years

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#haven't been able to stop laughing at this for like a week now #i posted this only so i could delete it frm my camera roll #op i'm sorry it's getting attention and it's just a screenshot repost </3 #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #breaking bad #brba #40k #50k #100k

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penroseparticle · 1 year

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Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days

#the idea of telling sonic fans to stop being so gay is so fucking funny to me #like you know that 90% of them are furries right?#do you know the significant demographic overlaps there?#do you know anything?#oh you don't? Oh ok sorry my bad for assuming #anyways kudos to their mod team #1k notes #10k notes

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liorlen · 6 months

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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet

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cappycodeart · 7 months

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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…