"Dan was NOT born to be a youtube star he was born to sit cuntily in a director's chair with tiny sunglasses sipping fruity drinks and yelling 'cut!'"
- @funkylittlebats (x)
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inflammatory mash-related personal opinion, read at your own risk
BJ's "We all do" in response to Hawkeye's "besides my life, Frank wants my virginity" is utterly wasted on M/ke F/rrell. idk how you heterofy such a line but he managed it. Wayne would've said that shit with his whole chest and his tongue flopping out of his mouth like Trapper's ready to bend Hawkeye over then and there. And because you can't show that on television we'd've heard all 10 inches of Trapper's cock in those 3 syllables.
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carnivorous lamb / succession / sharp objects
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as a fellow clark kent obsessor, let me ask you a very simple question:
what game is superman the best at on board game knight and why is it mafia and scrabble
you鈥檙e so correct, no one has EVER beaten this man at scrabble. You know what else though, monopoly. He is SCARY good at monopoly and also clue, this man somehow wins clue EVERYTIME, without cheating. The downfall to him being good at boardgames is that he sucks ass at video games. Also he鈥檚 banned from bowling whenever the group goes bowling, that鈥檚 kind of unrelated but it was on my mind
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Love posting art on tumblr and letting it fester like a bacterial petri dish
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Inside me are two music wolves
One is mcr and the other is abba
Both are gay
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it do be kinda funny how malcolm wanted his daughter all to himself and she ended up marrying his brother/son. friendzoned incest style
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evil aubrey be like "it means nothing"
,HFJDSGHASKFHAKSJ???
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Maybe the real toxic yuri... were the friends we made along the way
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Peak masculinity is the Great Pottery Throwdown judge crying at the beauty of the winning pyramid vase.
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