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alex-just-vibing · 10 months
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RANDOM LATIN PHRASES THAT PROBABLY AREN'T ACCURATE CUZ IT'S NEARLY 1:30 IN THE MORNING AND I HAVEN'T TAKEN LATIN IN A FEW MONTHS NOW
Salvē: Hello [speaking to only one person]
Salvēte: Hello [speaking to two or more people]
virōs amō: i like/love men
fēminās amō: i like/love women
virōs fēmināsque amō: i like/love men and women (alternative: virōs et fēminās amō)
virōs nōn amō: i do not like/love men
fēminās nōn amō: i do not like/love women
virōs neque fēminās nōn(?) amō (idk if you'd need the nōn uhhh): i do not like men nor women
valē: goodbye [talking to only one person]
valēte: goodbye [talking to two or more people]
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binch-i-might-be · 1 year
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GOD I hope christopher paolini comes to germany after the murtagh book was released. I need that bitch signed SO BAD
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anderson-residence · 2 years
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@wynterlanding​ Happy Birthday Babe!
#ooc: alley talks#wynterlanding#Some notes: 1: The bottom text is white while the top is black simply because of the background and what colors look best where.#I tried all white then all black then  white text with black outline also black text with a white outline. All things things.#And in the end this configuration was what was the most easily readable for me. Odd but hey it works!#2: I needed a 2 syllable word after withdrawn my first thought was his job but that’s too many syllables.#The  syllable site I used said draftsman as an alternative to the word. It’s uhh not. Kinda. I know it’s not 100% but it worked so shhhh ;)#see architects can be draftsmen and draftsmen can be architects but not all architects are draftsmen and not all draftsmen are architects#A draftsmen is the person who makes the initial draft of a design or layout of a building#An architect designs the plans and layouts of buildings#one ot boyh might be hired for a job#the draftsman makes simple plans such as making a configuration for a client that wants a home with three bedrooms#the architecht does more planning and detials such as how rooms flow and look not just layout#they also make sure plans follow local ordinances codes and lawsmuhh sorry you didn't need to know all that but yes it will be on the test#tbh I could have just used craftsmen bc architecure and design could be considered a fine craft#but if I did that how could I fit in my trademark rambling lol#sorry but hey at least I put this all in the tags to make the post look nice and clean for rebloging
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kdyghk · 1 year
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roll your snake eyes and B I T E !
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punching-pentagrams · 2 months
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Love in a Hopeless Place
Chapter 7
Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter 4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|Chapter 7|Chapter 8|Chapter 9
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Lucifer x prostitute fem!reader Word Count: 3.9k CW: Slowburn, Prostitution, Hurt/comfort, trauma, fluff, cuddles, depression, anxiety, Sexual fantasizing, insecurity
Lucifer's eyes started to flutter open the next morning, a beam of light streaming in through the living room window. Wow, had he actually gotten a full uninterrupted night's rest again? What a pleasant surprise. He smiled as he looked up at the ceiling if his living room. Wait... his living room? Was he still on the couch? He was used to you bringing him back to his bed after he fell asleep, what hap-
Lucifer's thought process completing froze as he became aware of the weight holding his body down to the couch, specifically, the weight of your beautiful body, that still laid on him, sound asleep. Lucifer felt his cheeks burn a bright red. 'Oh my god, she feel asleep on me last night?! This is amazing, this is also terrible. Will she get mad? Will her boss get mad at her? Should I wake her up?' God he didn't want to have to wake you up. The sight of you curled up on him with your head on his chest was breathtaking. Shit... he really had fallen for you, hadn't he?
Lucifer had no idea what to do, he many ideas of what he wanted to do, but not what he should do. He could run his fingers through your hair, kiss your forehead, rub your back, any of those things could have encouraged you awake. But instead, he just sleepily watched you dreaming on his chest, until you eventually started to wake up.
After a little while, your eyes began to open. You too had experienced an amazing night of sleep that you were not used to. Perhaps all that crying gelling did you some good. But something felt off, where were you? You looked up to see Lucifer's smiling face, "Hehe, uhh... good morning, I guess."
Oh my god, had you cried yourself to sleep in his arms?! Lucifer cocooned you again in his wings before you could panic.
"Shit! Lucifer I'm so-"
"Shhhh shh shhh shh," Lucifer stopped you, "No apologizes, please. Yesterday was... hard, seemed like we both needed sleep, and frankly, I slept great. What about you?"
You blushed, and laid you head back on his chest while still looking up at him, mumbling, "Well, I guess that's the best I've slept... in a long time..." It was the best you had slept since you had arrived in hell.
"Excellent! So, lets just call it a happy accident, that we figured something out from. Also..." God he was trying to be a little bold and it made him nervous, "Would you be willing to try this again... but intentionally next time?"
"Like... have me stay through the night? And... sleep with you in your bed?" You asked.
"Yes..." he asked with a little more hesitance in his voice. You chuckled, look at him go, asking for what he wants, and so nicely too.
You smiled and shrugged, "Works for me, just let the boss know."
"Right..." he said, he was starting to hate the reminders that you weren't just here because you wanted to be. He wasn't upset at you, it just left him with a pang of insecurity, a curiously if you would even put up with him if it weren't for the fact that he hired you to be here.
He cleared his throat, trying to refocus. "You won't... get into any trouble for this, right?"
You waved your hand, "Naw, I'll just tell him I was out late partying. After what happened yesterday, he wouldn't bat an eye."
"Ok, how are you feeling, by the way?" he asked, looking over your face.
"Much better... Thank you... for... well everything..." you smiled nervously. You still felt guilty that Lucifer had to spend his paid time with you dealing with the aftermath of other client sessions, you were normally better than that. He seemed like he wanted to be there for you, but you had no idea why he would even want to. It felt so good, but you still could not tell how real or how deep the care actually ran. If this continued, the guilt and confusion might become overwhelming.
"It was my pleasure," he said, grabbing you hand and kissing it while staring deeply into your eyes.
Ugh, why did this have to be so hard to figure out!
After that, the two of you begrudgingly got up, and got ready for the day. Lucifer teleported you back to your room, bit you farewell, and left. Both of you back in your own spaces, alone, already missing the other.
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The next night you two had together, you and Lucifer would change the end of night routine as had been discussed, ending up with you both falling asleep in each others arms, and getting the joy of waking up to seeing each other first thing in the morning. It was beyond bliss. You didn't know it, but you two were in a secret competition to see who could wake up first, and get the privilege of watching the other as they clung onto their last few minutes of sleep before they would wake up.
The mornings that Lucifer woke up before you were both beautiful and painful for him. He loved getting to stare at your beautiful face, sure, but the urges... oh the urges to run his fingers through your hair, the urges to lace his fingers with yours, the urges to kiss your forehead, your cheeks, your lips, your neck, your... everything... the urges to let his hands explore your body, to sneak his hands under your clothing, to find the sensitive places on your skin that would make your breathe hitch, make the fire grow in your eyes, make you want to touch him the same way... the pain of all of these urges pulled at his mind, every morning, every day.
Some of them he could get away with more once you were awake, fingers through your hair, kisses on your hands, but he wanted more. Beyond that, he wanted them to mean something. He knew that he could just ask you for kisses or sex, and you would say yes, but he didn't want that, he wanted it to be real, he wanted passion, he wanted to make love to you. Every day with you made those feelings grow stronger and more unbearable.
Luckily, at least for another couple weeks, Lucifer would still be distracted by the upcoming extermination, and he figured that it was best that he focused on one life altering event at a time. You and Lucifer would spend more of your evenings hanging out with Charlie and the others at the hotel. Alastor had helped Charlie recruit many of the people of Cannibal Town to help, much to Lucifer's chagrin, and Vaggie had also gotten some intel on angels being able to be killed with angelic weapons, and was able to get resources from Carmilla Carmine, another Overlord and the only Angelic Weapon-Arms Dealer in hell.
Lucifer did not like learning that angels could be killed for a number of reasons, but he tried not to focus on that right then. Right now, he cared about being there for Charlie, and enjoying the calm before the storm.
The night before the extermination, most of the hotel crew, honestly, seemed like they were in good spirits. Alastor was even behaving and not doing everything in his power to piss of Lucifer, just some minor loitering on the edge of his conversations around the hotel. Angel and Husk were hanging out at the bar, and Angel's best friend, Cherri Bomb, had also come to hang out to join the fight. You noticed that Angel and Husk had increasingly been giving each other cute looks, and that Sir Pentious was nervous when it came to any interaction involving Cherri.
What you didn't know, was that Angel, Husk, and Cherri had also been watching the way you and Lucifer interacted over the last couple of weeks, the way you too looked at each other, the way his touch would linger, or that any hug would last a littleeee too long for a hug between just friends. Whenever you were not at the hotel, those three would come up with theories on what was going on with you two.
At some point, you ended up in a conversation with those three, chatting it up, and eventually Angel was the one that finally brought it up.
"Alright, babe. So...spill it. What exactly is goin' on between you an' da Boss Man, hmm?" Angel said, leaning his hand on one of his hands with a cocked eyebrow. You were startled by the question. Shit.
"Uhhh... w-what do you mean?" you say sheepishly, messing with your hair.
"I think you know exactly what I'm talkin' about~" Angel replied with a wiggle of his eyebrows.
"I-uhhh..." you started.
"Come on, (y/n), cut the crap," Husk chimed in, cleaning a cup. "Ya!" Added Cherri, "We can all tell you two are seriously vibin' with one anotha," she said in her spunky Australian accent.
'Shit, had these three really been that curious about my relationship with Lucifer? Was it that obvious? I have been just trying to follow his lead on things when we visited.'
"I mean... we are just really close, and comfortable with each other... that's all," you say, not trying to look at them directly.
"But how close are you too exactly?" asked Husk. "Yaaaa, like bedroom close~?" Angel pushed in his flirty voice, talking a little louder.
You quickly covered Angel's mouth with your hands, looking around, no one else had seemed to hear him. Lucifer was across the room, chatting with Charlie and Vaggie, and Alastor seemed more focused on listening in on their conversation than yours. You look back to see Husk and Cherri with satisfied looks on their faces, along with a twinkling mischief in Angel's eyes.
You sigh and remove your hands, "Look, guys, I really want to talk about the details around my dynamic with Lucifer, but... I really can't... I'm not allowed. Even saying that might be too much..."
The trios' faces became more concerned. "Wait... he doesn't... own your soul, does he?" Husk asked.
"Oh! No, no, nothing like that. And he has been nothing but kind to me. It's just... not something I can talk about... no matter how much I may want to..." you say, holding yourself and looking down sadly. The other two looked to Husk, Husk looked sadly back at them, he could tell this was not a bluff, you were telling the truth.
Lucifer glanced across the room at you, and was surprised to see your body language had suddenly changed from how it had been during the rest of your conversation with the others at the bar. Your body language looked more sad to him. Lucifer briefly excused himself from his conversation with Charlie and Vaggie, saying he would be right back, and made his way over to you.
Cherri, Lucifer, and Husk saw Lucifer approaching, and he giving off a protective look of 'what did you do?' before putting a hand on your back.
"Darling? Is everything ok?" Lucifer said, his face softening as he looked down at you.
Your head spang up at his sudden contact and sound of his voice, 'Crap, did he hear any of that?'
You looked up at him in surprise. "Oh! Ya... sorry, we were talking about Adam and the battle tomorrow... just made me think about how worried I have been for you all..." you say sadly. The other three relax once they realized you were covering for them, Husk almost didn't like how good you were at pulling out a story like that, but right now he cared more about not pissing off the King.
Lucifer sighed and ran his finger through your hair, before pulling you in for a comforting hug, "I know... we are gonna get through this." He looked over at the other three over your shoulder, smiling, "Together."
The others smiled back at Lucifer and he released you from the hug before asking if you felt like we needed to leave for the evening. You shook your head, telling him you wanted to stay longer. He nodded, and then walked back to his conversation with Charlie and Vaggie.
"Well, one thing is for sure," Husk said looking after Lucifer, "That man cares a lot about you."
You blushed, you hoped so, you hoped and prayed that was true. But because of the structure, no matter what he said or did, you always had some level of doubt hanging in the back of your thoughts. You wish you didn't have to second guess every interaction. You wish you knew how an actually health dynamic looked like so that you had something to compare to. Most of all, you wished you didn't have to be scheduled and paid in order to see him. Would he even want to see you outside of the time he pays for you?
"How do you know?" you asked Husk. Husk gave you a soft smile, "No man spends as much time as he does constantly checking in on you if he does not care."
You cock an eyebrow, "But, he doesn't constantly check on me."
"Maybe from you're perspective," Angel chimed, "That mothafucka is constantly lookin' over at you, why do ya think he was over here so fast as soon as you started pullin' into ya'self. Which, thanks for da save by da way. I am not ready ta get on his bad side."
You looked over your shoulder at here at Lucifer, a moment later, he looked at you, smiled, and waved. You waved back, and looked back to the others.
"See? Man's totally whipped," said Cherri. Doubted that, Lucifer having feeling for someone like you? Ya right. But you could see how they would think that way without knowing the truth behind your relationship, and they made a fair point, he did care to some degree. You couldn't keep the blush from tinting your cheeks. I mean I guess he did send a man to be tortured for all eternity for hurting you, that has to mean something... No matter how small.
Before long, it was time to go. You hugged everyone goodbye that wanted hugs. While hugging Charlie you said, "Kick his ass honey, I'd really hate to lose a good housing option." Charlie beamed and hugged you even tighter, to the point where it almost hurt, "We will! We'll get you set up right after we kill all of the angels or kick their asses back up to Heaven!"
You laughed, said goodbye, and you and Lucifer departed back to his place. Little did you know, that would be your last time inside of that hotel.
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Sleep had not come easily for both of you that night, but it did all the same. Your time at Lucifer's did not end the following morning, Lucifer had booked out the rest of your day, he did not want to risk you getting caught if an exterminator if the angels were successful at wiping out everyone at the hotel and started going after the rest of the sinners. He knew the exorcists would not go anywhere near his house, Here, at least, he knew that you would be safe.
You wanted to help, but you knew you weren't a fighter, and giving Lucifer some peace so that he could fight when it came down to it was more important. Lucifer already had his hands tied in this situation. He had been the one to originally allow the exterminations to happen in Hell, mostly because he had no clue what else to do and he had been backed into a corner in that initial discussion with Heaven.
There was one rule however, that if broken, would allow him to fight, that rule being that hellborns were not allowed to be harmed. Funny, that a rule that he originally set in place to protect Charlie was now the rule that he hoped would get broken in order for him for be able to fight, and the only hellborn in this fight was Charlie, well, and Razzle and Dazzle too. Lucifer had created them as guardians to protect Charlie, and creations fell into a weird catagory. But an attack on them normally meant an attempted attack on her. He had to gamble that one of them would get hurt, but not so hurt that Charlie would be erased. It was a very uncomfortable situation, but nothing about this whole situation was anyway.
The two best case scenarios were that they could take out everyone, including Adam, without hurting Charlie, so Lucifer would never be needed, or for Charlie/her guardian's to get lightly hurt, so that Lucifer could jump in. Once he was able to jump in, the battle would basically be over. You didn't know much about how powerful Adam was, you had only seen small bits of Alastor and Lucifer's power, and nothing of Charlie's ability to fight him off. You had no idea how this was going to play out.
Lucifer however, knew how powerful Adam was, as well as his and Charlie's power, and he had a small idea of Alastor's power based on how he had defended the hotel a month ago. Lucifer didn't think that Alastor was going to be able to take out Adam completely, but he thought he would be able to most like put up a good fight, delay him, maybe get a few good hits in. If Charlie was as much of a fighter at Lucifer was, he wouldn't be as worried, but she was a gentle soul and didn't utilize her powers a lot. It was gonna be hard to tell how this was going to go.
Lucifer sat on the couch, tense, holding your hand, wings already out, waiting for the signal, waiting for the energy between him and Charlie to activate that would inform him that Charlie or her guardians had been hit. Before long, the sensation of a sting of shared pain ran through his body. He quickly kissed you on the forehead, said "See you on the other side," and jumped through a portal out to the battlefield.
You were now alone with your own fear.
You went to the window to see if you could see the hotel from his manor, but you barely couldn't. All you could do was pace around the house, waiting for Lucifer to return. You thought about turning on the tv or radio to listen for any news, maybe looking for a livestream on your phone, but no, all of that would have just made it worse. So you paced, until you decided to lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling, trying hard just to breathe.
Until... a portal opened up. You sat up, looking at the portal, through the swirling red magic, you saw a familiar black claw reach out to you. You smiled, as the image continued to clear up, and you could see Lucifer, next to Charlie, and Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Cherri, Niffty... all covering in golden blood, except for Lucifer who looked exactly the same as when he left.
You felt tears well up in your eyes as you jumped through the portal into the arms of your friends. You all hug in a group before Lucifer picked you up and spun you around. After the laughter and smiles you looked around, something was missing, something big. It was quiet.
"Where are Alastor and Pentious? And... oh my god! The hotel!" you said realizing that it was not only some friends that were missing, but that the group was literally standing on the rocky remains of the Hazbin Hotel.
Charlie rubbed her arm, "Pentious... Pentious scarified himself for us... Adam killed him... he's... he's gone. And, umm... we aren't entirely sure what happened to Alastor either... He was fighting Adam, and the next thing we knew, Adam was out fighting the rest of us. We haven't seen him since. And... ya... Adam took out the hotel."
"And I took out the Bad Angel Man!" Niffy said, proudly holding up her little dagger, both her at it covered in bright golden blood.
You and the others laughed at Niffy's excitement, but your heart broke for your friends, you hadn't really gotten to know Sir Pentious very much, but your knew he had meant a lot to the hotel crew. You hoped that Alastor had found a way to slip out or something, he was... a unique individual... but he was also an important piece to the hotel. And the hotel...
Lucifer grabbed your hand, "The hotel, however, we can fix." He said with a smile, "Wanna help us build a hotel?"
You smiled, finally something you were able to do to help.
"Lets do this!"
The rest of the afternoon was spent with the whole crew building up a new Hazbin Hotel, one that was even bigger and better than the previous one. You had no idea that it was possible to set up a new building in an afternoon, but with Lucifer's extraordinary magic and an amazing team, the shining new doors of the hotel were gleaming and open again.
Lucifer could not stop smiling the whole rest of the afternoon, to have a purpose behind his creativity and powers of creation, to have a community again that liked him, to have his daughter back and getting to support her dreams, and to have you, you who made all this happiness fall into place again. Getting to beat the shit out of Adam had also been quite enjoyable.
He looked down at the wedding ring that was still on his left hand, after wearing it for so long, he had forgotten that it wasn't just a part of him, it was his reminder of Lilith. He would still always have love and care for Lilith, but the time of her had come to an end, and you were his new horizon. He wasn't ready to take off the ring just yet, he didn't want to tip anyone off, but god did he just want to toss of the ring, swoop down from the sky, scoop you up, kiss you, and tell you how much he loved you in front of all of hell, but this wasn't the time. This day was about Charlie and her dream. Plus... he was still really fucking nervous and didn't know how to say it to you.
Eventually, Alastor manifested himself back from the shadows and re-joined the group, Lucifer and Husk were... less than thrilled, but everyone else was happy, including you. The group celebrated at their new beautiful hotel together late into the night.
Eventually, you and Lucifer split off for the night to celebrate the rest of the night together snuggling in each other's arms. You fell asleep first that night, and Lucifer spent his last few minutes awake looking at your beautiful face in the darkness or his room, daydreaming about the best way to tell you how he felt.
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princessmaybank · 1 month
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reader getting a new sports bra and JJ sees her tits pressed together and convinces her to let him fuck her tits
Sports Bra
Pairings: JJ x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Fondling, Fucking Tits, Swallowing, Cumming on various places, Oral, Perv-ish JJ, etc.
Summary: JJ sees you in a new outfit and gets a fun idea.
Author's Note: This was written so fast, so I'm sorry for mistakes! This wasn't supposed to be this long 😭 Enjoy!
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You were just trying to show Sarah the new clothes you bought at the mall today. When you made it back to the chateau, you saw the guys outside with Sarah. You asked if you could show her everything in a little fashion show. Of course she'd let you, but she said to give her a minute and she'll be inside.
The first thing you decided to try on was your new little white athleisure set. It was mainly for tennis and when you go to the gym, but it was so cute. The little skirt hugged your hips perfectly and the sports bra squeezed your tits together so effortlessly. It would definitely be enough support for your extracurricular activities. You heard the front door open and shut then some footsteps following after. Must be Sarah, ready to see your first outfit.
"Hey Sarah! This one makes me look s-" You cut yourself off when you opened the bedroom door, seeing JJ standing in front of you. "Oh uhh hey..Sarah told me to come in and tell you she had a family problem and she had to head out.." His eyes stayed fixed on your chest but you didn't notice. "Damn it. She was supposed to see my outfits!" You said slightly irritated but not mad. "Can you tell me what you think of them Jayj?" You asked trying to catch his attention. "Earth to Maybank?" You wave your hand in front of his face. "Oh uhm yeah, yeah I can do that.." He says with a big sigh. "Great! Okay so what do you think of this one? It's perfect for tennis!" You excitedly announced. "It's perfect to fuck you in.." He murmured, but you heard him. Your cheeks were flooded with a pink tint.
"Wha-what?" You slipped out. "Oh I'm sorry.. it's really nice." He scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment. "That's not what you said JJ..." You said boldly. "If you heard me..tell me what I said then.." JJ moved closer to you, now staring down at you, inches away. You blushed harder. You knew what he said, but you couldn't repeat it. "That's what I thought..what else did you get?" He asked. You were stunned. The words that wanted to come from your mouth, lodged in your throat.
"I guess you really just want me to fuck you in this skimpy little outfit." He huffed out, causing you to gasp lightly. "Jay-" You stopped yourself. "Actually you know what sounds really fun-" he pauses and reaches for your breasts. A low groan escapes his mouth. "Fucking your tits in this tight ass bra." He starts squeezing your chest. A small moan slipped from your lips as he fondled you. "Jay-" You tried again. "Shhhh, just enjoy it." He silenced you. You closed your eyes and did as he told you.
Your attention was grabbed when JJ spoke again. "You don't need this anymore." A ripping sound popped in the air. Your eyes traveled to his hand that was now holding the tag that used to be stuck to the fabric.
Not long later you were sitting on the bed with JJ slipping his dick upwards, between your tits. "How did I convince you to let me do this?" He asked with pleasure lacing through his words. You shrugged in response, causing a loud groan to escape from JJ. "What?" You snipped. "You made 'em bounce." He hissed. That made you roll your eyes. "Hold 'em together for me." He wasn't asking, definitely telling you to just do it.
JJ began thrusting between your tits. "Mmm fuck..." He sighed. You smirked up at him before tilting your head down and opening your mouth. Before he had time to catch your movements, he thrusted into your mouth. JJ was caught off guard by this and nearly came on the spot. His hand reached for a fistful of your hair and started bobbing your head up and down as he flicked his hips upwards. "Fuck yes..." He was unraveling by the second. You did this to him, just by wearing an outfit that he found attractive. Your tongue swirled around his tip as his dick popped through your boobs.
"Damn it..I'm gonna fucking cum..I'm gonn-ahhh" JJ moaned out, but not fast enough. He released his load into your mouth, on your face, and all over your tits. Your new white sports bra was stained. "Damn it JJ." You cursed as you swallowed. He watched you in awe as your throat moved, not expecting you to swallow. "I'll buy you a new one." He announced not really caring about it or the price. "This is the one I fuck you in from now on." He demanded.
"I can't believe I let you do that." Shaking your head at him after wiping yourself off. "Believe it baby." He said reaching for your bra strap. JJ pulled it back and released it, snapping back on your skin. "Ow!" You swatted at him, making him giggle and run away. As you chased him, he went outside. Guess who just so happened to be there? Sarah was sitting on John B's lap. Suddenly you felt the need to clear your throat.
"Oh heyyy..." Sarah said nervously as she stood in front of you. "You're dead Cameron!" You chased her around the yard. "So worth it by the way...thanks Sarah!" JJ yelled.
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Too tight for the three of us
Pairing: idol!Chan x fem!reader x idol!changbin this is not what your dirty mind is thinking trust me
Genre: crack!!
Warnings: swear words
word count: 2584
Author note: I got the inspo by this episode of the two kids show, I don't know the exact minutes but basically there's a part where Chan says that Changbin is so clingy (said by the clingiest person ever) because he likes him so much, and sometimes it happens that Binnie goes into Chans room (😭) while he's sleeping and snuggles in and acts cute, so basically the cuddles together. So this is where it come from, I hope you like it, byeeeeee
i was in a rush, so it's not proof read
-✉️ I’m so insicure about my English, as I said it’s not my first language and I’m always scared to make mistakes or stuff like that, so if you find mistakes please let me know, I’ll be thankful and also my English will improve! -✉️
as always requests are open💛!
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"Chris, can you move little please?"
you whispers pushing his back away from you, you love cuddling with your boyfriend but this is way too much, he's squeezing you against the wall and he's so warm that you're starting to sweat, and you hate to sweat in bed because you're going to be cold in the morning.
"it's not me, it's changbin"
he says in a sleepy voice
"what do you mean it's changbin?"
"leave him here, he needs cuddles"
he whispers
"what? wait"
you say searching for the light switch, when you find it the room lights up enough to see two bodies in the bed that normally you share just with your boyfriend.
"what the fuck"
you say
"no swear words in my bed"
changbin says
"uhh excuse me? this is my, I mean our bed"
"more specific it's our boyfriend's bed"
changbin says turning towards you
"yeah you're righ- wait did you just said OUR boyfriend?"
you say
"yes, he's MY boyfriend, you're just MY boyfriends girlfriend"
"i am too stunned to speak honestly"
you say trying to keep a serious face because this situation is hilarious
"now turn off the light, I need to sleep and cuddles"
"you have a girlfriend"
you point out
"she's not here"
"oh my god changbin, at least move a little so I can sleep too"
"I'm close enough to channie"
"yeah but what about me? where do I sleep?"
"not my bed not my problem"
he says shrugging his shoulders
"chan stop laughing and help me? this is not funny, what if I was naked"
you say to your boyfriend, but he's laughing so hard that both of his arms are on his stomach
"I checked before coming in, no clothes on the floor so, I was free to come in here"
"God Changbin, moooove"
you push his back again
"shhhh I'm trying to sleep y/n"
"chan?"
you call your boyfriend again but he's still laughing at this weird situation
"I'm going to sleep on the couch, this is way too tight for the three of us"
"babe-ahahhaha-wa-ahhaahahah-wait-stay ahahahaha"
he tries to say
"babe, seriously stay here changbin and I can cuddle tomorrow"
"oh no - you steal your pillow, where changbin head is resting - cuddle with your boyfriend I'll sleep on the couch"
you get up
"enjoy your cuddles bitch"
you say looking at Changbin
"and you -you point your finger at Chan- no cunt for two weeks"
he stops laughing
"wait what you mean no cunt for two weeks"
he asks in a desperate tone
"I said what I said, good night"
you would pay gold to take a picture at chan's face right, but you know that after this and the sweet revenge, he'll never allow changbin in your bed ever again when you sleep over.
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Post Prom
summary: after leaving prom, you and eddie go to the hideout to reminisce and listen to music. one thing leads to another, and you end up going back to his trailer.
pairing: eddie munson x dwm!reader word count: 6,320 warnings: sfw, new relationship, eddie being awkward, eddie being adorable, eddie being romantic, eddie being obsessed with his guitar, lots of fluff, two-part story
This short story is the epilogue to Dancing with Myself. For proper context, I highly suggest you read that before reading this. It's 10 chapters long and a fairly quick read.
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The stars had never shone as brightly as they did that night.
You couldn’t stop staring at them as you walked out of the banquet hall with Eddie by your side, with his suit jacket draped over your bare shoulders, feeling more and more like it was always meant to be there.
“This looks better on you anyway,” Eddie had said as he offered it to you. “Just don’t get it dirty, ‘kay, or else Wayne’ll kill me. It’s his one good suit.”
“I’ll guard it with my life,” you promised, only half joking. 
And while you thought about this, while you traced your thumb along the silk lining of Wayne Munson’s one good suit jacket, while you walked and talked and stole glimpses of Eddie’s face when he wasn’t looking, you couldn’t help but smile and say to yourself,
I’m in a dream, aren’t I?
Yeah, you had to be. The stars were far too bright, and the night too calm. Cars drove up and down the road and passed by without a sound. In the wet, wet grass, crickets chirped and a single sprinkler was still sputtering with life, hissing in the dark with a quiet shhhh-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick. You could hear it so clearly as you and Eddie strolled down the covered footpath together, your shadows illuminated by the soft orange glow of the street lights overhead. Eddie had a ring of keys in his right hand. They jingled as he tossed them up, caught them, and twirled them around his index finger.
I’m in a dream, you thought, and tomorrow morning I’m gonna wake up in my bedroom, alone, with that dusty old journal sprawled open in front of me.
And this made you withdraw into yourself and go silent for a minute. Your steps got slower and slower. Your smile slipped and collapsed into a troubled frown that deepened the further you got from the banquet hall. Eddie glanced over his shoulder, saw you falling behind, then slid his keys back into his pocket.
“Buyer’s remorse?” he said with a chuckle, but there was no humor in his voice, none at all. He turned and stepped in front of you, blocking your path with his body. “Hey, y’know we don’t have to go anywhere, right? I mean, we can always go back inside or… or I can just take you home, if you want.”
Eddie muttered the last part under his breath, wincing as he did. His dark brown eyes pierced into yours, nervous and a little afraid, afraid that if he said goodbye to you right now, if he took you home, kissed you goodnight, and watched you walk through that front door, there was a small chance he might never see you again.
And you supposed that was partly your fault, so you put your hand on his chest and gave him a reassuring smile.
“No, that’s not it,” you said. “I was just thinking.”
Eddie raised his eyebrows at you. “You were just… thinking?”
“Yeah,” you said. “Yeah, I was just thinking.”
If this really is a dream, please, please, please don’t wake me up.
You motioned toward the parking lot. “Lead the way, sir.”
Eddie cracked a small smile. “All right,” he said, and backed away from you with a little bounce in his step. “I’m, uhh, over here, so…”
You weaved through the crowded parking lot and found Eddie’s 1979 Chevy Nomad parked alone on the west end between a dying tree and a flickering lamppost. You held in a laugh. Oh jeez, you thought, of course he parks in the sketchiest spot he can find. If Ted Bundy had a reserved parking space in Hawkins, this would be it. It practically screamed, Yeah, you’re about to get napped.
Eddie seemed to notice this, too. He lingered by your side for a minute, then reached up to scratch his head. “Uhhh… there were other cars around when I parked here, just for the record.”
You looked up at him, fighting back a smile. “I wasn’t gonna say anything…”
Eddie’s eyes narrowed into a playful glare. “Yeah, you were.”
He went and opened the passenger-side door, and you busted out laughing when you saw his guitar case propped neatly against the front seat. This didn’t shock you nearly as much as it should have. If anything, you were more surprised that Eddie hadn’t strapped it safely into place with a seatbelt.
“So you let your guitar ride shotgun, huh?”
“Well, she is a lady,” Eddie replied, making you giggle.
“So, what, should I go sit in the back like cargo? Or do you wanna just rope me to the hood like a Christmas tree?”
Eddie leaned against the side of his van. “No, I’d never do that to you…” Then, with a self-amused smirk: “You can just hold her on your lap.”
Your eyes flattened into a hard line. Very funny, your eyes said.
Eddie chuckled quietly to himself, then stepped away from the van. “Just kidding, I’ll move her.”
Effortlessly, he lifted the guitar out of the front seat and put it in the back with the rest of his equipment, setting the instrument down on the floor with great care. “Don’t worry, sweetheart,” he said while stroking the top of its case. “You’re still my number one girl, okay?”
You rolled your eyes and climbed into the front seat. As soon as you sat down, something small poked your butt, making you jump up in surprise. It was a guitar pick, one of many scattered about Eddie’s van. You were finding them everywhere: under your feet, on the dashboard, in the ashtray, even wedged in the crack of the center console. You dug one out with your fingernail and threw it into the glove compartment.
“You know, you really need to clean out your van,” you said to Eddie as he slid into the driver’s seat.
“Uhh, yeah,” he said, “I’ve been meaning to get to that for about two years now.”
He closed the door and flashed you a charming smile.
“So… where would you like to go?”
“You didn’t have a place in mind when you asked me?”
“Honestly? No… I was kinda expecting you to say no.”
You both laughed. Then you looked away and caught your reflection in the side-view mirror. It felt so strange, being there. You had fantasized about sitting in this van at least a hundred times. Now here you were, digging plastic guitar picks out of your seat (you found another one and flicked it away). It was even better than you imagined.
“Well, it doesn’t really matter,” you said, giving Eddie a shy smile. “You can pretty much take me anywhere.”
“Anywhere,” Eddie repeated slowly, his brown eyes locked with yours. “That’s… very unhelpful.”
Smiling, he leaned back in his seat and thought about it for a minute. His right hand went up to rest on the steering wheel. His index finger started tapping rhythmically against it. In the silence, you were swiveling around in your chair. Eddie caught you out of the corner of his eye and laughed.
“Having fun over there?”
“Yeah,” you said while moving back and forth. “I like the swivel.”
“The swivel is fun,” Eddie said. “The swivel is fun…”
Then, slowly, his whole face lit up.
“I got it,” he said. “I know where we can go.”
He started the van and put it in reverse.
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Soon after, Eddie was pulling up in front of the old auto parts store on the corner of Main and Oak.
The building was basically dilapidated at this point. The grass along the side was patchy and full of weeds. The blue exterior was badly faded, chipped, and covered with graffiti. In the large storefront window, beneath a tattered and weather-worn awning, a marquee reader board was still advertising a sale on tires from 1966. If not for the row of cars and motorcycles parked along the curb, if not for the music pouring out onto the street, you would have thought this was just another abandoned building.
Eddie got out first, walked around the front of the van, then opened the passenger-side door.
“Ready?” he said to you, his eyes shimmering with childlike excitement.
You went inside and were instantly transported to the 1950s… or at least Cliff Kozack’s twisted, apocalyptic vision of the 1950s. Old Halloween decorations lined the shelves: coffins, skulls, cobwebs (those were real, though; Cliff kept them because they matched his aesthetic—or he was just too lazy to dust). Guitars hung from the ceiling and fell occasionally, landing behind unsuspecting patrons with a startling thwack! Famous faces were plastered across the walls: Elvis Presley, Connie Francis, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Sam Cooke, Ritchie Valens. All the chrome finishes were dull and rusted in the corners. The black-and-white checkered floor was grimy and sticky with spilled beer that nobody had ever bothered to mop up. In the corner, propped beside a dusty, broken jukebox that only played one song: “Rockin’ Robin” by Bobby Day (and God help you if you played that song), a skeleton dressed in a leather jacket was gesturing toward a sign that spelled out the night’s drink specials.
Except there were no drink specials, just cheap beer and booze.
Cliff poured a beer, slid it across the bar, and then saw you and Eddie walk in through the front door. His eyes widened in horror.
“Quick,” he said to one of his bartenders, “what day is it today?”
“Uhh… Saturday.”
“Saturday.” Cliff closed his eyes and breathed a heavy sigh. “God, I was really hoping I got my days mixed up.”
Then he poured himself a shot of bourbon.
Two, actually.
One for you and one for Eddie.
He slammed them back in two gulps.
Meanwhile, you and Eddie were heading into the lounge just off the main bar, where a psychobilly trio called the Killer Elvises was performing on stage. Their hair was greased and styled into matching pompadours. The lead singer plucked an upright double bass that was almost as tall as he was. And they played the kind of snarling, thrashing music that made you want to get up and punch someone in the face for no reason at all. You had been there for less than a minute and Eddie was already getting revved up.
“God, I love these guys,” he said, shouting over the music.
You two were making your way to a table in the back. It was your table, the one you sat at every Tuesday night. Eddie wanted to sit there specifically. He insisted on it.
“Y’know the lead singer used to only play classical music? Wasn’t even allowed to listen to anything else. Yeah, I guess his parents were like these super-religious zealots or something.”
You looked toward the stage, where the lead singer was currently singing about drinking blood under the full moon and having sex with a werewolf.
“Well, I’m sure his parents are very proud of him now.”
Eddie glanced back at you, a smile crawling up the side of his face. “Yeah. Probably.”
Then he pointed toward a table tucked away in the corner of the lounge, half hidden behind a massive stone pillar. From the stage, you could barely even see it.
“That it?” Eddie asked. You nodded and said it was.
You sat down and made yourself comfortable while Eddie stole the seat across from you. Then he propped his elbow on the table and laid his chin on his palm, gazing at you with his big brown eyes.
“So, uh, this is your table, huh? And, what, you would sit in that spot?”
You looked around you. “Uhh, yeah, pretty much… I mean, it’s not the exact spot, but—”
“Well, hold on,” Eddie said, “I’m pretty sure I asked for the full experience, so…”
He made a "go on" motion with his hand. In return, you made a funny face.
“Seriously?” you said.
Eddie nodded, his eyes soft and affectionate. “C’mon, humor me.”
You looked away, feeling all the blood rush to your face, then slowly got up and dragged your stool a couple more inches to the right. When you sat down again and turned your body ever so slightly, you had a completely unobstructed view of the stage.
“There,” you said in a flustered voice. “Happy now?”
But Eddie didn’t answer you, not for a long while. He kept staring at you, then at the stage, then back at you, his eyes darkening more and more with each pass. During this time, the Killer Elvises had transitioned to a slower, almost bluesy style. You were thankful for that. Otherwise, you might not have heard Eddie when he said,
“Hey, how many times did you come here?”
You shrugged. “I dunno.”
“Guess.”
You opened your mouth, then closed it again. Eddie’s abruptness made you a little uneasy.
“I dunno,” you said. “Twenty, maybe thirty times.”
Eddie dropped his head into his hand and cursed.
Your eyes widened. “What?” you said. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
Eddie rubbed his face in frustration. “Yeah, well, it’s a pretty big goddamn deal to me,” he said, sounding angry, but not at you. “Thirty times, Y/N, and that’s probably a modest estimate. You came to watch me thirty times, and I never noticed you. Never. Not once. How the hell did I not notice you?”
You shrugged your shoulders again. This time, they felt a little heavy.
“I guess you just weren’t looking,” you said, and Eddie stared at you with a guilty, helpless expression.
“Yeah, I was,” he said under his breath.
Then—
WHAM!
Two huge fists slammed onto the table, making you both jump.
“Well, well, well,” said Cliff, bringing his face down to your level, “look who’s here…”
“Hi, Cliff,” you said. “Hey, congratulations, by the way. You’ve got a real packed house tonight. I think there’s like fifty people here.”
Cliff’s lips curled into a hard, unamused smile.
“Hey, man, I keep telling you to get a sign for this place—”
“I don’t want a sign,” Cliff said to you. “Signs attract pests, and I’m still trying to get rid of the two I currently have.”
His eyes went to you, then to Eddie, then back to you.
“Hey, we’re like your only regulars… us and the guy that likes to sleep in that booth over there.” You gestured toward him with your chin. “You know, someone should really check on him soon ‘cause I haven’t seen him move in a while.”
“No, I kicked him a few minutes ago. He’s fine.” Then to Eddie, Cliff said, “I see you finally found your number-one fan. You know, she comes in here every Tuesday. Every Tuesday. The other night, I thought she was gonna start a bar fight.”
“Really?” Eddie gave you an impressed look that made you feel embarrassed.
You put both your hands on the table and sat up as tall as you could. “Hey, that’s… that’s not even…” With a huff, you sank back down and muttered under your breath, “I was trying to listen to the music. They wouldn’t stop talking.”
Cliff’s chest rose and fell with hearty laughter. “You hear that?” he said, clapping Eddie on the shoulder. “She was trying to listen to the music,” and for some reason that made Eddie smile and chuckle to himself.
Once Cliff returned to the bar, you turned to Eddie and said, “What, is that like an inside joke or something?”
Eddie was still smiling. “No, it’s just…” He pointed across the lounge. “You see that table over there?”
“Yeah… What about it?”
“When I was younger, my dad used to bring me here a lot. Yeah, he would, uhh, just drop me off here while he went and did… well… whatever he did.” He shrugged it off like it didn’t matter. “Anyway, I’d sit at that table… at that table… for hours and hours, just watching these guys play and wishing I could be as good as them one day. And, yeah, I would get really annoyed whenever people talked during my favorite parts.”
Now you were smiling, too. “That’s… really cute, actually,” and you both went quiet and listened to the band play for a while.
Halfway through the fourth song, while you watched the musician’s tattooed fingers fly across the frets of his hollow-body guitar, you couldn’t help but say, “He’s really good.”
Eddie said, “He’s very good…”
You glanced to your left and caught him watching the guitarist in silent awe, his mouth hanging open, eyes racing to keep up with every movement of the man’s fretting hand.
Stifling a giggle, you said, “You are green with envy right now.”
“I am…”
“You’re gonna go home and practice for like three hours, aren’t you?”
“Oh, at least,” Eddie said, giving you an adorable smile.
That’s when Cliff’s partner decided to drop by for a friendly little chitchat. The buxom brunette strutted up to your table with an empty drink tray and pressed it against her chest while she observed you and Eddie with a tender, motherly expression.
“Awww, well aren’t you two just the sweetest thing, sitting here all cozied up and adorable… I feel like I’ve been waiting half my life for this day to come.”
Cleo tossed you a girlish, not-so-well-hidden smile (Wow, you thought, it’s a miracle my secret lasted this long), then turned to Eddie and said, “You know, she’s been coming here every Tuesday for the last… God, I don’t even know… probably about three ye—”
Panic seized you. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Eddie’s lips twitch upwards, curling into a cocky smile.
You squeezed your eyes shut and blurted out, “Yeah, he knows, Cleo! He knows. How ‘bout you go get us some drinks?”
Cleo brushed you off with a laugh. “Oh fine, oh fine…” She lowered the tray to her side. “What can I get you two lovebirds?”
Eddie said, “I’ll just have a beer.”
And you said, “I’ll have a rum and Coke, with muddled cherries, garnished with cherries and some sugar around the rim. Make sure Cliff really grinds those suckers down, too. I don’t wanna see a bunch of cherry chunks floating around my glass.”
Cleo looked at you both tiredly, her lips gathering into a tight, uncomfortable smile. “Yeah… that’s gonna get old real quick.” Then she sighed and went back to the bar.
As soon as she was gone, Eddie looked at you and said, “Three years? Did I hear that right?”
You shook your head. “No, not three years. Nowhere near three years.”
There were, you were fairly sure, at least two occasions where you chose to stay home.
Because you were sick.
You immediately changed the subject: “So, anyway, when are you guys getting a new lead singer?”
“Nice segue,” Eddie said. Then: “Shit, I dunno, man… after Scottie got locked up, it just didn’t feel right to replace him. Plus we couldn’t find anyone, so…”
“I’ll do it,” you said. 
Eddie squinted at you. “Can you sing?”
“No… but neither can Scottie.”
Eddie laughed. “Fair enough.”
Then you leaned onto your elbows and said, “Any idea when he’s getting out?”
“Uhh…” Eddie stretched out his arms while he thought about it, rolled some of the tightness out of his neck and shoulders. “I think he gets released in like three months.”
“Damn,” you said. “Hard to believe it’s almost been a year.”
You suddenly remembered the last time you saw Scott Sloman. It was a few months before he graduated. Scottie came up to you after school and said he needed a favor.
God, he’s an idiot…
Who?
No one. Never mind.
You shook the memory away. “Shit, man, let that be a lesson: don’t go speeding through a school zone with a bunch of pot in your car. What the hell was he thinking, anyway?”
Eddie nodded slowly, his eyes taking on a distant sheen. “Yeah…”
And now, as you looked at him, a terrifying thought crossed your mind. It made your heart sick with dread. 
“That could’ve been you,” you said, and Eddie’s gaze plummeted to the floor.
Just then, a shiver rolled through you. You pulled Wayne's jacket tighter against you and tried not to think about that anymore.
“Okay, sweeties,” said Cleo as she returned with a tray of drinks. “I have one Shirley Temple with a side of maraschino cherries.” She set down a highball and a shot glass, then reached for the last glass on her tray. “And for you, sir… one Coke. Can I get you anything else?”
Eddie scowled at his beverage. “Where’s my beer?”
“Uhh, waiting for you to turn twenty-one.”
Eddie rolled his eyes and brought the glass to his lips. “Like I don’t drink already…”
And Cleo said, “Not in my bar, you don’t.”
She turned and walked away, but before she got too far, Eddie called out to her again: “Hey, Cleo, can we get some wings?”
Cleo looked back at him and sneered. “Is that supposed to be funny?”
Meanwhile, you chucked a maraschino cherry at Eddie’s head.
“What?” Eddie said to you with a mischievous smirk. “I just want some wings…” and he tipped his head to the side, dodging the next cherry you fired his way. “Hey, where’d you come up with that, anyway?”
“I dunno, I panicked,” you said. “I thought I’d been found out, and I needed to throw you off my scent.”
“With blueberry wings?”
“Blueberry barbecue wings, actually.”
“Yeah, what is that? Is that a real flavor or did you just make that up?”
“No, it’s real… I think.” You seriously considered it for a minute, then shrugged. “Yeah, I imagine it having this smoky-sweet kinda flavor. I’ve never had it before, but I feel like it’d be really delicious… that or really disgusting. Either way, I’d like to try it once before I die.”
“Noted,” Eddie said, and reached into your shot glass full of cherries.
Your jaw dropped as you watched him put the fruit between his teeth and gently, so gently, pluck it off the stem.
“Hey, you know how they say, umm, people who can tie cherry stems with their tongues are automatically good kissers? Yeah, turns out there is zero evidence to support any kind of correlation between the two. I mean, obviously, you must have pretty good muscle coordination to tie a cherry stem with only your tongue, but that says very little about how good you are at kissing. Yeah, it really just means you have a skilled…”
You closed your mouth, snatched your drink, and washed the rest of that sentence down your throat.
Eddie watched you, a smile tugging at his lips. “Makes sense,” he said. Then, in a low voice: “Can you do it?”
You set down your glass and wiped your lips. “Do what?”
“Tie a cherry stem with your tongue.”
You gulped. “Umm… I’ve never really tried, honestly, but probably not. I’m very not very coordinated in general, so I wouldn’t expect that skill to transfer.”
Eddie nodded. “I see,” he said while stealing another cherry from your glass. Before popping it into his mouth, he looked right at you and said, “Well, I can.”
Your whole body flushed. “H’okay…” you said as your mind raced with a million unbidden thoughts. You reached for your glass again and—“Hey, here’s a fun fact: did you know that grenadine isn’t actually made from cherries? It’s made from pomegranates.”
“That is a fun fact,” Eddie replied with an amused smile. “You wanna hear another fun fact?”
“Tell me.”
“Your face is about as red as your drink right now.” Eddie propped his chin on his fist and raised his eyebrows suggestively. “Fun fact.”
Your blush deepened. “Oh,” you said.
Then you looked down at the table and thought, God strike me down, I’m a filthy fucking pervert.
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The band stopped playing around twelve-thirty. Afterward, the members packed up their instruments and returned to the lounge to drink and play cards with a few of Cliff’s off-the-clock employees. By then, most of the Saturday night crowd had already moved on, leaving only Cliff’s regular clientele: some college kids, a couple bikers, but mostly just a bunch of old guys that wanted to drink quietly at the bar and be left alone. Those were Cliff’s favorite kind of people. He kept their glasses full and they kept to themselves. They were the perfect patrons.
Then there was the Munson kid.
“Hey…” Eddie came up to the bar and started drumming his hands on the counter. “Just outta curiosity, who do you have up next?”
“Nobody,” Cliff said while he cleaned the soda gun. “Nobody else signed up.”
“Interesting,” said Eddie. He reached into his pocket and slammed two twenty-dollar bills on the counter. “How much time will that get me?”
Cliff glanced at the meager offering. “Five minutes.”
“Five minutes?” God, that greedy bastard. Eddie threw his head back and groaned an all-too-familiar groan. “C’mon, man, I’m trying to impress a girl here.”
In response, Cliff pressed his massive palms onto the counter, leaned forward, and gave Eddie an intense, unblinking stare.
“You’re trying to impress a girl?”
“Yep.”
“That girl?”
“Mhm.”
Cliff exhaled deeply through his nose. “Okay, kid, lemme tell you a little something about that girl. She comes in here every Tuesday just to watch your shitty band play shitty music. When you guys suck, she gives me hell for it. She says I need to invest in a better sound system.”
“Well,” Eddie muttered under his breath, “you do need a better sound system. That thing’s a piece of shit.”
Cliff arched his eyebrow, daring him to continue. Eddie waved his hands in surrender and stopped talking.
“What I’m saying is… I dunno how the hell you did it, kid, but clearly you’ve already done enough to impress her.”
Cliff’s words sank in deep, making Eddie’s heart feel warm and full. He leaned against the bar and observed you for a moment, while you sat and sipped your drink at the table (and probably, secretly, tried to tie a few cherry stems with your tongue, just to see if you could do it). Then he turned back to Cliff with a huge smile.
“Yeah, but I still kinda wanna do it, so…” Eddie placed his finger on the stack of paper bills and slid it further across the counter. “How much?”
Cliff sighed and slapped his hand over the cash. “Okay, Romeo, you’ve got twenty minutes.”
Eddie pumped his fist in victory, spun around, and went marching back to your table.
“Hey,” he said once he reached you, “wanna be my roadie?”
Your eyes were skeptical, but also curious. “Sure.”
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And now Eddie was dragging the guitar strap over his head while you sat on the stage with your legs dangling over the edge, barefooted, your heels resting beside you. He switched on his amp and reached into his back pocket, pulling out yet another plastic guitar pick. It thrummed gently against the steel strings as he played a few random chords, making sure his instrument was still in tune.
“Just out of curiosity,” you said, “how many guitar picks do you have on you at any given time?”
“Uhh, at least two,” Eddie replied with his head bent over his guitar. “Yeah, never know when I’m gonna need one.”
“Right,” you said, “I guess you never know when someone’s gonna ask you to bust out a wicked guitar solo.”
Eddie chuckled a little at that. “Well, it hasn’t happened yet, but…” He looked over at you and smiled a sweet smile. “All right, crazy, name your song.”
“Any song?”
“Any song.”
Wow, talk about pressure. You clapped your hands together and brought them to your lips in thought.
And you thought.
And you thought.
And you thought some more.
Finally, after a minute of silence, Eddie leaned over and said, “Okay, remember we’ve only got twenty minutes here.”
“Fifteen now,” Cliff hollered from the bar, and Eddie gave you a look that said, Hurry up.
“Okay, okay,” you said. “Ummm… Oh—”
“Can’t do ‘Free Bird.’”
Your mouth snapped shut, and you frowned. “Why? You can’t play it?”
“No,” said Eddie, a little insulted by your accusation. “No, I can definitely play it. Easily, actually. I’m just not allowed to play it. That’s the problem.” He started scratching his chin, a nostalgic smile consuming his face. “See, uhhh, when I first learned that song, I played it nonstop for like three weeks straight, drove everyone here crazy… so, yeah, if I play that song right now, Cliff’s gonna throw us both out.”
You laughed. “Okay, then—”
“Same goes for ‘Stairway to Heaven.’”
“Wow,” you said. “Way to ruin every good guitar song for me, Munson.”
“Hey, trust me, there are plenty of better guitar songs out there. You just have terrible taste in music.”
“I do not have terrible taste in music!”
“Well, your favorite band’s Journey, so…”
You made a sharp, stabbing motion with your finger. “Hey, watch it, pal. If you’re gonna turn this into another Journey hatefest, then I’m just gonna…” but you couldn’t bring yourself to finish that sentence, not while Eddie was staring at you like that, his eyes practically sparkling under the stage lights.
You turned around and laid your hands on your lap. Then, after a brief moment of careful deliberation, you said, “I wanna hear ‘Hotel California,’ and I want you to put some soul into it, Munson.”
When Eddie didn’t answer, you looked over your shoulder and saw him rubbing the back of his neck in contemplation.
You sighed, dejected. “What, you’re not allowed to play that song, either?”
Eddie shook his head. “No, no… just, uhhh, gimme a second, okay? It’s been a couple years since I played that one.”
He put his guitar pick between his lips and thought hard about it for a moment, humming the melody under his breath, miming the chord progressions with his fingers until they felt just right. Once he finally had it, he took the pick out of his mouth and positioned it over the strings.
“Okay,” he said to you, “get ready.”
“Oh, I’m ready,” you said… and your mouth fell open as soon as Eddie strummed the first chord, his fingers gliding effortlessly across the strings.
The slow, haunting twang of his electric guitar sent chills down your spine and made your skin prickle with goosebumps. All of a sudden, you were twelve again, sitting alone in a dark and crowded auditorium while some strange boy played a terrible cover of Judas Priest’s “Rock Forever.”
The kid sucked. God, did he suck. And, worst of all, he didn’t even seem to realize it. He was playing like he was the headlining act on a rock ‘n’ roll tour, like everyone in the audience had paid hundreds of dollars just to watch him perform. You could hardly contain your laughter. It was cracking you up all night: while Chrissy’s dad drove you home, while you gave your parents a painfully descriptive play-by-play in the living room, while you tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep because you couldn’t stop thinking about that hilariously awful performance.
Except by then you weren’t laughing anymore. You were too busy picturing that boy’s face, and his eyes… mostly his eyes… those deep, deep brown eyes, the brownest eyes you had ever seen. Every time he played his guitar, they took on this focused yet far-off look, like he was a million miles away.
Those deep, distant brown eyes left you speechless even now.
“Wow, Munson,” you said when he was finished, “you’re like my own personal jukebox.”
It was a silly throwaway joke, not even remotely funny, but for some reason it made Eddie stop everything he was doing and stare at you for a moment, his eyes dazed and blinking, as if he suddenly couldn’t remember where he was.
“What?” you said.
“Uhh, nothing,” Eddie replied, “just a little déjà vu, I guess.”
He gave his head a couple quick shakes and raised his guitar again, his movements awkward and clumsy as his hands struggled to find their natural grip. “Uhh… next song? This one’ll probably be the last, so think carefully, okay? You really gotta make this one count.”
“Okay,” you said, but you already knew what song you were choosing. Yeah, you had made that decision about four nights ago when Cliff cruelly pulled the plug on Eddie’s Tuesday night performance.
You stole one glimpse of his shirt and said with the brightest smile, “‘Prowler’ - Iron Maiden.”
Eddie closed his eyes and sighed deeply, blissfully, then turned to you with an adoring look on his face.
“You’re welcome,” you said. “Have fun, sir.”
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You were both smiling as you and Eddie left the bar together, the night sky hovering high above you, twinkling with a thousand stars.
Eddie carried his guitar and his amp and hauled them into his van. Then he reached back for the small bundle of cords you held in your arms.
“So, did you have a good time?” he asked.
“I did,” you said. “Yeah, it’s always fun pissing off Cliff.”
“Yeah…” Eddie glanced back at you. “Yeah, he’s a good guy.”
Then he pulled the sliding door closed and leaned against it, staring at you with a gentle expression that made your heart speed up a little. You wondered when Eddie was going to make a move. You wondered if he was going to make a move. You wondered if you were being too presumptuous in assuming that he was going to make a move. Then you wondered if you were wondering about this too much and finally slumped down beside him, your back squeaking against the filthy van door.
“Shit,” you said, “I definitely just got this jacket dirty.”
You peeled away from the van and turned around, guiltily displaying your back to Eddie. 
“Is it bad?” you asked.
“Yeah,” he said. “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Great, you thought, and leaned against the van again.
“I’ll pay to have it dry cleaned.”
“Eh, don’t worry about it,” Eddie said. “I’ll take all the blame… Yeah, I don’t want Wayne hating you before he even meets you.”
And that made you grin—a stupid, happy grin.
“I think he’ll really like you, by the way.”
You looked up at him in surprise. “Really?”
“No,” Eddie replied dully. “No, he'll definitely think you're annoying.”
For that, you clobbered his shoulder with your fist. Eddie absorbed the blow, laughing as he did.
“God, always so violent,” he said, pretending to rub the pain out of his shoulder. “You know, if you’re looking for an excuse to touch me, you can just…”
Eddie closed his mouth and looked away, then started pensively clucking his tongue behind his teeth: click, cluck, click, cluck.
The sound reminded you of a ticking clock steadily counting down the minutes.
One-o-eight.
One-o-nine.
One-ten.
The night was finally nearing its end. Now you and Eddie were standing at a literal and metaphorical crossroads, its intersection marked with a tiny green sign. It sat smugly on a rusted metal pole and presented you with two options: you could keep going straight down Main Street or make a sharp right turn onto Oak.
Main Street was the logical and more dependable choice. The road was recently paved and brightly lit, dotted with all kinds of trees, flowers, shrubs, and these cozy little wooden benches that sat so neatly on the freshly cut grass. It was a nice road, a scenic road, a road that gradually led onto Cherry Street, then Maple Street, and finally, safely, brought you to your house. You and Eddie would sit in his van for a few minutes, enjoying the awkward yet wonderful silence, and then he would lean across the seat and give you a kiss—a chaste, gentleman’s kiss.
All in all, not a bad way to end prom night. In fact, you thought it sounded rather romantic.
Sweet.
Innocent.
Then there was the other street: Oak Street. Oak, with that hard, hard K. You couldn’t see all the way down that street, not from where you were standing, but you knew it eventually turned into Cornwallis. And you knew Cornwallis… yeah, you knew that road very well. That road was older, cracked and covered with potholes. It was the road where your tire had blown out while you were driving back from a party at Sattler’s Quarry. You and Chrissy had to hike a mile to Benny’s Burgers and ask Benny to borrow his phone. And the whole time you kept thinking, I’m never, ever driving on this road again.
Yeah, Cornwallis was a bad road, a dangerous road. It went on for miles and miles, winding through steep hills and giant pockets of dark, dense forest. And if you weren’t very careful, you might accidentally… inevitably… make a wrong turn and find yourself flying straight down Kerley Road.
… towards the Forest Hills Trailer Park.
Oh shit, you thought. That is a very tempting road.
You sucked in a shaky breath as your knees trembled with indecision.
Meanwhile, Eddie had pushed off the side of the van and went reaching into his pocket for his keys.
“It’s getting late,” he said, his voice husky with regret. “I should probably—”
You put your hand on Eddie’s heart and felt it jump at your touch.
“I don’t wanna go home,” you said, “not yet.”
Eddie’s eyes widened for a second, then softened with a warm, hazy glow. He leaned into your palm, into you, and murmured against your lips,  
“I don’t wanna take you home.” 
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arctrooper69 · 11 months
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Mysterious Ways
An unfortunate accident could have very fortunate consequences.
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A/N: First of my @clonexreaderbingo fics! For the "Cody" square 🥰
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Warnings: Accidental nudity mentioned? Embarrassing situations?
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"Fives! Fives! Echo!" You dashed down the hall of the Resolute, trying to get their attention. The two clones spun around, raising an eyebrow at your panicked expression.
"Commander?!" Echo sounded concerned.
You paused to catch your breath.
"I...I need your help with something!"
Fives smirked and crossed his arms, "Must be something pretty important."
Your face turned red. "Uh well....so you see..." You scratched the back of your neck nervously.
Echo sighed, rolling his eyes, "Oh no, what did you do?"
"Ok, so I need you guys to distract Commander Cody so that I can grab his datapad and delete a few things."
Fives looked confused.
Echo pinched the bridge of his nose. "Again, what did you do!?"
You sighed and looked at the ground. Your feet had suddenly become very interesting. "Uhm...well..." You coughed. Fives was leaning up against the wall clearly invested in whatever your reasoning was.
"So uhm...I was working with Commander Cody the other day and I was a little late with the reports. So this morning he asked me to send him the reports. So I did. Or at least I thought I did. Then I realized I'd clicked on the wrong file and sent him....not my reports."
You could feel the embarrassed heat burning through your face, threatening to consume you. Part of you wished it would. Then you wouldn't have to deal with this.
The boys were silent for a minute.
"So what'd you send him?" Echo asked, furrowing his brow, "It couldn't have been that bad."
"Uhh...yeah... So I had some photos on my datapad...."
"Holy shit, you didn't!" Fives' mouth dropped open; his face filled with a combination of shock and glee.
You looked up at him in horror and nodded slowly.
"You mean you sent Marshal Commander Cody your nudes!?" He cackled.
"Shhhh!" You tried to shush him. "Don't say it out loud! I didn't mean to!"
"Siths Hells..." Echo sighed, running a hand down his face. The muscles in his jaw quivered as he fought in vain to keep the corners of his lips from curling up into an incredulous grin - a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
You hopped back and forth nervously from one foot to the other, "So....are you gonna help me or not?"
"Yeah I....ooof" Fives began and was cut off, catching Echo's elbow in the gut.
"What was....oh...shit..." Fives turned his eyes to the hall behind you. His grin got even wider.
"Oh this oughta be good."
"What...?" you raised an eyebrow in confusion, turning your head to see what had gotten his attention. General Kenobi strolled down the hall accompanied by none other than the Marshal Commander Cody himself, datapad in hand.
"Welp....we gotta go!" Echo said quickly, dragging his brother by the arm. You shot him a panicked look.
"No, no don't...!" You whispered harshly, begging them, but with a quick salute to the General, they were already well on their way down the hall.
Traitors. You muttered under your breath. You didn't have to use the Force to feel the breath hitch in the Commanders throat as the two paused before you.
He knew. Oh Force. He knew.
"Master Kenobi," you bowed, respectfully acknowledging the Jedi Master. He replied in kind, saying nothing else, but if you could feel the tension in the hall, then he certainly could.
You nodded with a professional stiffness towards the clone. "Commander."
He replied with a curt nod of his own. "Commander."
You were glad his helmet was on, preventing you from seeing the look on his face.
After a brief moment that seemed to last an eternity, the pair continued down the hall resuming their conversation.
You let out a breath you didn't realize you'd been holding.
Oh Force, I need a drink.
A ping from your com interrupted your thoughts and you looked down. A message from Fives:
79's tonight?
Sounds good. I need a drink.
Great. See you there!
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79's was already packed by the time you made it down to the clone bar. Both the 501st and the 212th were on shore leave for a few days - a rare occurrence but well deserved. The war was going well for once. You took a seat in a booth close to the bar waiting for Fives and his brother, taking in the chaotic but familiar scene. The air smelt like stale beer and cheap cologne. It'd been awhile since you'd last been out to a place like this.
"So! Tell us all about it." Fives slid into the booth behind you. You jumped, so caught up in your own thoughts that you hadn't noticed the pair of them come over.
"Yeah, how awkward was it?" Questioned Echo, sitting down on the other side of you. "Did he say anything?"
You shook your head. "Nope. And hopefully he never will!"
Fives cracked a grin. "The General definitely knew though."
"No. No he did not!" You leaned forward, forcefully pointing your finger at him.
Echo grinned as he crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back into the booth. "Oh yeah. He totally did. He's got the whole Jedi thing going for him."
"Hey!" You protested, "I'm a Jedi too!"
Fives laughed. "Yeah but you weren't subtle...like.... at all. Even if he doesn't know exactly what's up, he definitely knows something was weird between the two of you."
"And besides that," Echo chimed in, "Cody is General Kenobi's second in command. They probably know each other pretty well."
You sighed and ran a hand down your face, chuckling at the absurdity of the whole situation.
"If this was supposed to make me feel better, you failed miserably."
Echo patted your shoulder and took a another drink.
Fives downed the rest of his own. "Besides, I'm pretty sure Cody didn't mind." He winked.
You choked and Echo smacked you on the back, simultaneously kicking Fives under the table.
"You know what? I think I'm gonna get us some more drinks!" You stood up suddenly, and nodded to yourself. "Yep. More drinks."
Sighing to yourself, you made your way over to the bar. If Commander Cody had feelings for you, did that make this whole thing better or worse?
A clone made his way over to the bar, the yellow in the shoulder bell of his armor caught your eye and you turned.
Oh no. Out of all places, of course you'd find him here. You turned to run, ready to slip away unnoticed into the crowd of rowdy patrons but it was too late. He'd already noticed you. You could tell he was trying hard to ignore you, but when you turned away, you could feel his eyes burning through the back of your head.
Curious, you turned so that you could see him out of the corner of your eye. Just enough to gauge his reactions but not enough to make it seem like you were staring at the Marshal Commander.
You glanced over at him and he seemed to have the same idea. He stood frozen, eyes locked with yours. It felt impossible.
"Can I take your order, miss?" The bartender waved her hand in front of your face. You glanced over at her impatient expression. You rolled your eyes, both annoyed at her interruption and thankful that you now had a chance to run from it all.
"No thanks!" You called to her over your shoulder as you slipped from the barstool into the crowd of patrons. A pit formed in your stomach. Now you just wanted to go home - away from the embarrassment you'd be sure to face once confronted by the Marshal Commander.
"Wait!" He called out, walking briskly after you, pushing through a crowd of his drunk brothers paying no attention to their annoyed grumbling.
"Will you please just wait!?"
You paused, stepping into an unoccupied supply room. A gloved hand caught the door before you could swing it closed. He ran his fingers through his hair, dislodging a few errant strands from his professionally kempt military cut.
There was a difference, you realized, between Cody and the Marshal Commander rank he embodied. It was a very fine line, but a difference all the same. It was Cody whose gloved hands gave way to calloused fingers and nails that were subconsciously chewed too short. It was Cody whose face was creased by furrowing lines of concentration and concern.
It was the Marshal Commander's dark and stern eyes that gave way to Cody's subtle spark of kindness.
"Cody...." You began, unsure of what to even say. You knew now, how you felt towards this man.
He held up a hand and you paused.
"I just have to ask you one thing..." he took a breath. "Did you mean to send me those pictures?"
You breathed out a laugh. "No. Not exactly." You paused, glancing up to meet those warm, honey brown eyes. "But I'm glad I did."
"I don't think we'd have ever done this if you hadn't."
Done what? You were about to say, but Cody's mouth violently answered the unspoken question as he pressed his lips into yours.
"The Force works in mysterious ways" you panted as he pulled away, only to pull you right back into his arms.
Thank you @staycalmandhugaclone for beta reading this!
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somaticmilk · 3 months
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Uhh - kinda out of the blue and because @firhemlock reminded me that I should finish my OC and ty @halsbandfuchs for drawing them multiple times to give me a general basis
THIS IS TWIGS TOOXHI MY TPoF OC ^0^
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Intro under cut ->
Character by Soma/SomaticMilk
Fox and game based off of by @/gatobob
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Twigs Toochi/tooxhi a Beastkin based of the Dhole
(epic Southeast Asian animal you should Google)
They’re 24 years old, 5’5, and their favorite pastime (other then work </3) is mixology
They work for Fox- (epic backstory do not steal 😎😎/hj)
- not as an assistant but kinda like Rhino and Kangaroo - they're in charge of quality control using a grading system based off of Wagyu meat that Twigs made themselves marking them employee of the month^^
(Wagyu meat like a hella expensive Japanese meat that like you get a certificate for n stuff- just google it leave me alone </3)
Depending on the choices the MC chooses during the grading stage it can alter who MC ends up with in the VN
- Example: Twigs asks the MC to do a task but you/MC just stare off confused - Twigs would then mark you/MC as a B grade, staple a piece of paper on their arm, and ship em off to god knows where -
( I personally believe this would take place before the auction as a added important detail that will alter how other characters will be attracted to MC, like if they are noted to be stubborn more sadistic personality based characters will like MC and so on and so forth - any grade lower then a B will result in the death of MC as they will be labeled “Unruly to sell” )
Twigs is a horrible insomniac to the point they would have to take the same meds they use to sedate victims just to get a decent 8 hours, but if not, they would stay up for at least 5 days straight before their body completely gives out - then they finally get some shut eye and the cycle repeats again :>
(Fox banned them from getting any more sedatives because the insomnia got progressively worse, they’re currently taking 3 but if they’re not able to take 3 at a time they just give up and stay up the night)
If the MC manages to stay with Twigs they have to deal with a 5 day interval of them getting more progressively tired, irritated, and snappy - till day five they collapse on the floor and pass out causing MC to make a choice.. (this might change because I’m debating if Twigs should force the MC to stay up with them or not-)
Personality! -
Twigs is a horrible workaholic, a try hard, is extremely sympathetic, makes jokes at the worst time, and extremely quick on their feet!
Usually on a full night's rest they’re quick witted and overly nice, although after 2-3 days of not sleeping, they progressively become snappy, horrible at social cues, and going through constant migraines. In addition, they have extremely bad attachment issues and get very clingy to people when shown even just a slight bit of affection..
Appearance wise-
They have dotted line/cut mark tattoos on their hands, legs, neck, arm, ect- much like a butcher spreadsheet- and they like to keep their hair in a bun held by a chopstick (very Asian influenced let me have my fun </3)
They have eyebags, pale skin, a very slim build but quite lean, and inspired by Ren Hana they have two dark red dots right below the corner of their eyes. (Idk if I described that right but like ykk?? They’re a beast kin.. shhhh)
Colors and such -
Maroon -> black - Their hair is a black fade to maroon -
And their outfit is a simple vest suit and patch work slacks (as seen in ref sheet)
Some bonus items -
They have tics, and they whistle ALOT
- as inspired from the Dhole which (fun fact) mostly communicate through whistling! -
(Also they use their whistle as a signal! Just in case a product gets a little.. handsy and need backup)
Their tics are subtle but mostly consist of whistling, ear twitches, and the occasional nose scrunch but nothing too much.. (tics get progressively more repetitive each day without sleep)
Twigs is also a giant ass yapper so once you get them started they will not shut up.. and if you play your cards right maybe they’ll rig up the grade for ya and take you home instead <3 (can’t lose the game when you’re playing with the referee)
And that’s pretty much it! Hope you like^^
(And if they had an in-game bio it would probably be like: “A heavy insomniac. A talkative but tired person. Always feening for sleep meds or migraine relief, they’re definitely something..”) -and then the gif would be them holding up grading sheet or smth- they live for approval)
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vanilla-poisons · 7 months
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Jamikali au where everything is the same except Kalim is the one who resents Jamil slowly by slowly and Jamil is the one hopelessly devoted and completely loyal to him. I wonder how that would work
Well feel like other stuff would also have to change but to keep their personalities more aligned I’d imagine it would go like this:
(Uhh I forgot to keep most things the same but shhhh sorry)((also book 4 spoilers)((it mostly diverges from canon a lot under the cut))
Kalim is still a pretty happy guy and Jamil is still kinda a jerk but as Kalim starts to resent Jamil from holding him back from doing so many things. Jamil is hopelessly devoted to keeping Kalim safe from harm but this means he won’t let him hang out with people who seem shady without supervision and is more overprotective than before. He would be loyal to a fault and would be kinda an asshole to people who don’t get along with Kalim to the point of getting into stupid conflicts. Kalim would find this more and more annoying and would want more freedom and to just live his life.
He draws the line after Jamil almost(?) overblots (Jamil tries to take over as house warden, thinking it’s for Kalim’s own good) Jamil is loyal to Kalim to the point he thinks it’s them against the world and wants them to break free from the adults and the rest of the school kinda. Kalim learns about the mind controlling and lying and how he almost hurt everyone and just loses it. He just breaks down crying and screaming that he loves Jamil but starts to explain how he resents him all the same. He can’t take it anymore and either 1. Tries to leave the school or 2. Removes Jamil as vice
Kalim would still partially blame himself and Jamil would get mad at Kalim but they would still hold devotion and resent. Jamil would try to argue with Kalim that he needs to stay by his side but Kalim would argue that staying with him has only hurt both of them. In the end I think Kalim would overblot lol after trying to leave NRC or trying to run the dorm alone.
However in the end, they both come to an understanding. Jamil finally shoves aside his pride and emotional walls and for the first time ever apologizes. Kalim listens and instantly forgives him but then does state that he was still hurt by what happened but also says he’s sorry too. Kalim asks again to be friends and start over but instead Jamil lowkey asks him out and they decide to start a weird more than friendship. Jamil starts to let Kalim and himself become equals and starts to express more of his affection in public.
And then Quinn ends this post bc this got cheesy and long and why did this become a who,e thing sroryuyfndncjdjd(also sorry anon if this wasn’t what u wanted I just kinda went off the rails))
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stxrslut · 2 months
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i have been summoned:
john b pulling you into his lap and having you ride his thigh while hanging out with everyone because “nobody’s gonna notice anyways, just keep your eyes on me- thaaats it, i know it feels good”
xoxo- 🦢
ughhh this is so UGHH. always coming up with the best johnb prompts swan nonnie <3
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“shhhh,” he kisses your temple when you let a small whimper slip out “you’re okay sweetie, you’re okay.”
his warm hand rests on the small of your back, subtly guiding you as you grind your pantie-clad cunt on his leg, the others being too preoccupied with mission planning to notice.
it had been a long day, and you had been stretched thin anxiety wise, by the time everyone was back at the chateau John b had no choice but to let you slip into your softer headspace.
your boyfriend lifts his leg up slightly to stimulate you more as he contributes his own little ideas to the conversation, “no they’ll be expecting to go through the back, we should go through the side entrance.”
jj eventually catches on to what’s happening when he hears one too many whines from you, he’s about to call it out, “uhh, John b.. are you-”but he drops it when your boyfriend shakes his head.
you barely even notice this interaction, as you are much to preoccupied with your upcoming orgasm.
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ticklish-n-stuff · 11 months
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Who's the better tickler?
Idk I just suddenly felt compelled to write this. I hope is okay akdhakdhaj
I love my gay children 💖
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Atsushi x Akutagawa x gn!reader (romantic)
Lee: reader
Lers: Atsushi, Akutagawa
Warnings: Tickles!
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"Hey guys I'm home-" you stopped dead in your tracks. They were at it again, arguing about god knows what.
"Y/n!" Atsushi practically leaped over at you, clinging his arms around your waist. "Aku says that I'm not as good of a tickler as him...!" the weretiger playfully whined out. So that's what this was about, great...
"Ugh, you're gonna suffocate them" the port mafia member dragged Atsushi away by his collar. "Besides it's true, I'm much better than you".
"Oh yeah?!—".
And back to arguing they went. This was gonna be a long day...
"You guys wait! Why don't you settle it then? Y'know, make a little contest out of it" you stood there a bit awkwardly as they both looked at each other, as if exchanging silent words. Then, their eyes fell upon you. Their faces twisting to a more mischevious one. "Uhh... guys?" you slowly took a step back, but before you could make it any far, they both pounced on you.
"GYAH!" your screech echoed across the room as they pinned you down to the ground. With Atsushi holding your arms up and Akutagawa straddling your waist. "W-what the hell are you two doing...?!".
"Well you said to settle it, so why not make you our judge".
"Huh?! T-that's not what I meant at all—".
"Shhhh..." Atsushi brought a finger to your lips. "You should've seen this coming~" he added while playfully sticking his tongue out.
"Now watch and learn, Weretiger" Akutagawa pulled your shirt up to expose your stomach. His colds fingers quickly kneading at the exposed sides.
"Gah—" you instantly gasped and tensed up at the touch. His cold hands weren't helping at all. And that neutral ass face Aku kept the entire time somehow flustered you even more.
"Pshh, that's nothing! Watch this~" Atsushi then shot his hands to your neck, his short nails scribbling along the sides of it.
"Eep! Ehehehe! Q-quit ihihit!" you shook your head around, trying to turtle in on yourself. But it was futile when you were being held down by these two beasts.
"Oh please, I know exactly how to get them to scream...~". The sinister tone in Aku's voice sent chills down your spine. Before you could protest, his hands moved to your bare belly. One hand playfully scratched all over it, even going up to your ribs, while the other one softly tickled around your navel.
"WAH! A-AKUHUHU!" you cackled like a madman, arching your back and frantically kicking your legs from behind him. Seeing such a wild reaction brought a satisfied smirk to Aku's face. But Atsushi wasn't gonna give up so easily.
"Oh but I know their worst spot~" the weretiger moved his hands over to your armpits, making sure to tease your forearms and elbows as well. Occassionally scribbling up to your hands.
"PFFT—" you snorted in hysterical laughter, causing the other two to chuckle at your reactions, before getting all competitive again.
"You underestimate how many 'worst' spots they have" Aku then started to pinch and squeeze at your hips, making you squeak and jolt at each touch.
"Y-YOU GUHUHUYS!—" your pleas fell deaf as they kept bickering.
"Well I have my secret weapon~" Atsushi then transformed his hands into tiger paws. The longer and sharper nails now lightly scratching all over your armpits and neck, making sure not to hurt you of course.
"WAHH! O-OH MY GOHOHOD!" your body fell limp under them. Having lost any energy to struggle from laughing so much. Even your eyes were starting to get watery. This finally caught their attention, both of them stopping their tickling instantly.
"Oh my gosh- We're so sorry Y/n! Are you okay...?" Atsushi quickly wiped away any stray tears while Aku tried rubbing the way the tingles along your torso.
"Ahaha..." you took in deep breaths, still smiling all bashfully. You gave them a thumbs up, not really upset by their antics. It was quite fun actually, not like you'd say it out loud. They both smiled warmly at you, letting out a sigh of relief.
"So... who's the better tickler?" Aku suddenly spoke up, the competitive glint in his eyes back once again. Atsushi also awaited your responde eagerly.
"I- aehehe... Y-you both ahare...".
"I will not tie for first against this idiot!".
"Oh shut up! You're just jealous!..."
And back at it they went again...
"Guess we'll have to go for round two..." Aku eventually piqued up, his gaze falling back down to your exposed torso. I'm pretty sure they heard you audibly gulp, whether from nervousness or excitement who knows. Or maybe both~
"Don't worry, we'll go easier on you" Atsushi tried to reassure with an innocent smile, but you knew better. Oh well...
Your laughter echoed all over the room as they tried to settle who was the best tickler once and for all.
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grianthedecayingbird · 2 months
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looks at u with a silly grin on my face
um .. ok .. if ur comfortable with ships .. silllverjay 😁.
and no u dont know who i am shhhh ur crazy /lh /silly
uhm i may have done slugcat them and just..them so uhh enjoy 🦀
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acewizardinspace · 1 year
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Random concept that just came to me but, sith! jedi. Not sith the organization, but the species.
Things were going bad, their people were at war with themselves, so some loving parents hide their child in carbonite so she wouldn't recruited for sith/darksider/war training. Then like a thousand+ years later some jedi archeologists find the carbonite and are like "wow intact artifacts! Wait- oh shit- is she alive???" She is. (The logic on how carbonite let anyone live this long is irreverent, shhhh.)
Now the jedi accept everyone and don't discriminate, so of course they take the youngling in! But there are problems with this too. Like she is the last of her species, what vaccines does she need? What does she eat? They have to dig through old records on sith purebloods to find this information but past jedi apparently didn't see it fit to record stuff like 'is it normal for sith children to lose their teeth or is she dying?'
I imagine she is just old enough to kind of remember her parents, her friends, etc. and has to deal with the fact that they are all gone, and have been for a very long time. She has to deal with the fact that she is the last of her kind. But she has a new family that loves her and helps her mourn and make peace with the past.
The jedi always try to raise their children with pieces of their native culture, but that is kind of hard in her case. A lot of what they know of the original sith culture is uhh not great, and the rest was mostly lost to history. But they try! Historians pour through documents to find stuff they can hare with a small child. "Apparently this style of jacket was popular (we think) so we made one for you!"
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tubborucho · 6 months
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[the tubburevil au thing]
okok so like. me personally im very very curious about qtubbo's past before the freeze and have Very many hc's abt it. in this specific au, he used to work for the federation, but like not very high level. most fed workers were actually like raised by the federation, unwanted children who were adopted by them at a young age. none of them were given names, just placeholder numbers until they were old/smart enough to work.
C-19 (fred) and C-13 (tubbo) were raised in one group, and (A-1) cucurucho, A-2 (cucurevil) and A-3 (osito bimbo) were raised in another. the A group were supposed to be like the leaders and representatives of the fed, whereas the C group were supposed to be lower-level but still important workers (think machinery, cleaning etc).
by the time they were in their pre-teens, they got to interact. the five of them kinda stuck together instantly. tubbo was really really good at create, but he was also a bit of a troublemaker so most of the caretakers did not like him. he was the most "individual" of them, assigned the rest of the gang names. tubbo for himself, fred for C-19, cloud for A-1, venus for A-2 and skye for A-3. (won't be using those names though, cause it would just cause confusion)
once they all turn 15, they start their actual work at the federation (look the feds are a little Terrible, and everyone wears masks so unless you're exceptionally short no one can actually tell). the 5 all get assigned to the same island, a relatively old one that's still popular enough. this is where tubbo meets phil, tommy, piso, becky, wilbur, and fit (but younger versions ofc, this isn't super relevant but shhhh.)
after meeting various islanders if they come and go, tubbo starts to get Ideas that the feds wouldn't like. he tells these ideas to his friends, who are all a little bit like "uhhh tubbo idk about that one chief". cucurevil and fred hear him out tho and they agree so they start to engage in Rule-breaking.
eventually they start to like, genuinely hate the federation and hatch a plan to run away together. at this point, they've started to grow distant from cucurucho and osito bc those two are like Rule Abiders and might snitch, but since theyre still friends, fred reaches out to them trying to convince the siblings to run away with them. they decline, but don't want to snitch.
fred, cucurevil and tubbo try to run away, but they get caught by guards barely an hour in. they change courses, try to get to this nearby portal to a new experimental island (qsmp) that the federation is working on.
they get to the portal--- cucurucho stands in their way. cucurevil shouts at him to let them pass, but it just stands there for a few moments. then, it turns and runs away.
cucurevil rushes through the portal, but as he jumps in the guards arrive and grab tubbo and fred. she wants to go back to get them but then the next second the guards are running after her, and in the panic she just looks ahead and keeps running.
cucurevil figures, he has to find a place to hide and so he goes underground, to this weird maze where the feds can't reach him. eventually the guards leave it be. at this point, cucurevil could just run on his own, but he doesn't want to leave tubbo and fred (and cucurucho and osito) behind. so he waits.
meanwhile, tubbo and fred have all their memories erased and get frozen for like ,, a year in some facility. they remove fred a little earlier than tubbo because they don't want the two to interact, but then the qsmp islanders find the facility on their own and get tubbo out themselves. at this point, the feds are like "ahh shit well we can't say anything now so uhhhhhhhhh let him go." (im aware the whole fed workers being frozen in the facility thing has Implications for the other new members but ill uhh. ill work on that. later)
is this ask too long fuck i was gonna add more
Oh wow. This is a really interesting idea, and if you ever decide to write a fic on it, pls let me know.
I want to know more:D
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