Being a Scarian shipper from the start is like being in a Dhar Mann video, frantically searching for scraps because only like, 5 other people ship it. You're friends making fun of you for shipping Scarian and not Grumbo.
Until, timeskip to a few years,
Now you come in with the spot 93 on ao3s top 100 list, on a brand new Bugatti, Scarian becoming more popular than Grumbo, and now your friends grovel at your feet, begging for forgiveness, so you softly open your mouth and-
"So you see"
NO BUT WHY IS THIS SO TRUE!!! I'M GONNA DIE FROM LAUGHTER OH MY GOD!! 🤣🤣🤣
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;n; no one cawed back about the Rhythm Nation era Janet Jackson tribute I put in tactical!Venus’ design
and then I realized a shitton of y’all were, with love, born well after I gained ambulatory independence and so I will educate the kids on 80s Janet Jackson, and also how to let the things around you inform, influence, and fuel your own creative decisions because truly? there are no original ideas (encouraging)
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man smokes CIGARETTE on stream, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT
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Do not stand by your fridge and eat
I am not there I do not sleep...
Oh, no, wait, that's something else.
You're good. You're totally fine. Stand by your fridge and fill your face like the little goblin you are.
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This is the stupidest, best purchase of my life
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i love getting comments on my fics such as I don’t even have this kink but I love this, this is disgusting good job, and I’m never gonna puke the same again
like amazing I’m out here changing lives
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who got the idea of wearing shoes that make you hold all weight on the tip of the feet?
HORRIBLE IDEA
looks pretty, yes, but at the cost of PAAAAAAIN
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You guys have no idea how hard I’m debating with myself about making the main character of my next story be in a poly relationship with his two best friends (one guy one girl). I’m also very aware how I haven’t introduced anything about this story or it’s characters yet so they’re total strangers to y’all, but trust me. I haven’t even started writing this babe yet and their chemistry is already leaping off the pages. The only thing stopping me is how I want to emphasize found family instead of romance. But they can still be found family if they’re all poly together… The basis of every solid romance is a solid friendship and whatnot… It could totally be fine… Honestly what if I just do it lmao
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