#so. hshshhshsh

[asyliah]

okay but that soft Dom pantalone fic?! Fucking adorable ong

Can we see what aftercare is like w him?

—﹒₊˚﹕AFTERCARE HEADCANONS ﹒🜸

🜸𓂃 Fluff ⸝⸝ Pantalone being so loving <3 ⸝⸝ Gender-neutral reader ⸝⸝ ModernAu

🜸𓂃 Author-nim: I INSTANTLY DROP WHAT I DID AND MY HANDS STARTED TO WRITE THHS. I WAS BLUSHING THE WHOLE TIME 😻😻 HOPE U LIKE THIS ANON <3 . Tumblr getting buggy all the time sighss

‹𝟹ㆍAfter Pantalone released himself into you, he would shower kisses on your every inch of skin. He is a romantic man in heart, he may be sadistic and do sinful things─but when it comes to his darling he is the most careful guy in the world. Treating you like some kind of fragile glass.

‹𝟹ㆍ He would carry you in a bridal style if you cant walk from the spicy deed 👉👈 And would def do a nose bop (nose kiss) while he carry you from the bathroom.

‹𝟹ㆍA moment to blush hard when he gives you the most high-quality bath experience. Like he is rich and those products gotta cost like 1 million morae 🙀 When he saw you so astounded with the cost of the product, he would just chuckles. ( hshshhshshs LawdF STOP IM BLUSHING)

‹𝟹ㆍ Prepare to have the good time of your life and experience top-tier massage. His fair, long, and slender hands pressed softly on your waists, drawing smooth strokes to make you feel relaxing. Pantalone boasts that he is good with hands 😼 and I wonder what those hands can do more.

While he was working his hands to ease the pain in your waist. He saw visible red marks and he grinned thinking how he did a good job. " You know these hands can massage elsewhere too ☺," he said, while you throw a disgusted glare on him. " No." You answered back slapping the back pf his hands.

‹𝟹ㆍHe gives me the vibes of buying take-out food, but if he is too lazy to contact someone and you were too hungry. Pantalone would cook for you (simp). How good is his cook? Oh-- 6/10 😸 He rarely cooks, because he never goes home since he used to be busy with those edgy works. You were an exception though. He would only cook salad or breakfast. Would baby you while feeding you and tried to pinch your cheeks. ANYWAYS LISTEN! HE HAS A "KISS THE COOK" APRON AND HE WOULD WEAR IT WHILE HE IS SHIRTLESS. He purposefully looked so hot while he just only cook an egg smh. (oh no, my inner fantasies are acting up again)

Bonus: Would pamper you a lot and give you puppy eyes whenever.

#genshin impact x reader #genshin fanfic #genshin fluff #❄️.asylesias #asy.speaks #genshin impact #asy.thirst #pantalone x reader #pantalone x reader smut #pantalone smut #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #𖠗 Abyss.Clubᶻᶻᶻ

[lmkwritings]

You want fluff asks? Consider it done!

How about first date headcannons for Mk, Redson, Macaque, and Wukong? How nervous wound they be? How much do they plan? Are they worried when things don’t go perfectly?

i think i’ve already done mk and red son, but alright!!

🎧MK🖌

ohh my god this baby is nervous! what if you dont like the date, is the food bad?? IS IT TOO CASUAL??

eventually he gets the courage to ask you if you like everything, which you do, and he’s just a glittering ball of sunshine.

planning? it’d honestly be a mix of “idk where im taking you” and “i have it alllll figured out.” Hshshhshsh

he would be the embodiment of mortification if he thinks something went wrong with the date. you’ll have to reassure him with a kiss to remind him your only here to spend time with him, not materiel possessions.

🔥Red Son💥

nervous?? him??

absolutely. HSHSHSHSH

he is very nervous, but its easily hidden underneath a thick layer of “im Red Son! everything i do is great!” y’know

he’d have it all planned out! from traditional demon dates, to human dates, and even a mixture!!

oh he absolutely gets panicky when things go awry. he feels like he’s failed you as a lover- demons pride themselves on protecting whats theirs and they’re strength. if he can’t even defeat monkie kid- let alone keep you safe- why on earth would you stay with him?

you drag him inside once you figure out something is up and forcefully cuddle him.

⭐️Macaque🌙

oh he’s absolutely jittery and nervous! his last lover abandoned and killed him, after all.

he plans everything out, but makes sure it’s adaptable, just incase something goes wrong, like say, monkie kid, or wukong show up. stuff like that.

he’d!! be very scared!! he’s scared you’ll hurt him- or worse, leave him. he’d walk you home and once at your door- he’d apologize, and beg you to stay. its jarring at first, then he gets desperate, taking your look of confusion as disgust. he wouldn’t notice but he would look absolutely devastated.

you kiss him to silence him, pull him close and once you pull him in, sit him down and walk him through his panic attack like state.

🌼Monkey King☀️

he’s super fucking worried he’ll fuck up again. he’s so nervous his hair/fur was a frazzled mess! you would brush through it and play with it, braids and flowers now adoring his hair.

he’s calm now <3

he’s always planning!! he makes sure your never able to guess his next move, always on the move are out of range- but with you…

he’s more grounded, carefree, gentle.. he plans still, but for him his plans with you are so set in tone- dates with him are absolutely breath taking, he would take you to see sunsets and rises, meteor showers, shooting stars- everything.

he does get panicky when the date goes wrong, but he usually has a back-up plan in motion, he’s always ready for rejection, but it never comes- he’s surprised every time.

#lmkw talks #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk drabbles #lmk mk #lmk sun wukong #lmk red son #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk monkey king #mk x reader #red son x reader #macaque x reader #sun wukong x reader #monkey king x reader

[industrations]

fuck it that maid barty-

it was so freaking hot.

my friend who has no idea whatsoever about the marauders era characters or even that much about harry potter in general kept hiding her face and squealing when i made her flustered her with repeatedly showing her barty and rosekiller drawings you’ve made. i love them so much <3

This has me giggling please I’M GLAD YOU BOTH LIKED HIM. Also love how this is kinda her first introduction to this hshshhshsh

He’s a menace really but i love him

#industrations ask

[felizusnavidad]

fave lyrics from "cabinet battle #2"? (you did so well while i was away 👏👏👏)

yaay! a pat on the back from my lovely anon (also i'm like 100% sure i discovered your true identity hahaha SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!!) ❤️ ok, let's gooooo:

he knows nothing of loyalty, smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty, desperate to rise above his station, everything he does betrays the ideals of our nation - no reason at all i just really like this line & especially the delivery of this line

we signed a treaty with a king whose head is now in a basket, would you like to take it out and ask it? should we honor our treaty, king louis' head? uh… do whatever you want, i'm super dead - please i will never stop laughing at this one hshshhshsh

daddy's calling - you know i had to...

honorable mention: you must be out of your goddamn mind - the delivery of this one 🤌🏻

bonus: mostly because i just don't really know where to put it, but if any of you by any chance haven't heard it yet, here's cabinet battle #3 (lin's demo), it's really good i promise:

#duuuuuuuuude i love hamilton so fucking much #thank you for reminding me everyday about how good it is #hamilton #your sentences left me defenseless* #(yes i changed the tag sorry if you're confused)

[honeyhotteoks]

ohhh... so the next chapter is going to be hot and frustrating and make us all bothered intrigued because of some decisions hmmm

what did you say just now? some proof they're idiot oh no worries i do have some doubt before but i know it now HSHSHHSHSH I CAN'T WAIT

LMAOOOOOO so next chapter is a bit more centered on her growing friendship with woo, san, and hwa, but yungi will appear i promise 😅

chapters 7 and 8........ hoo boy strap in for the smut and then how everyone feels about said smut. it's going to be a doozy.

#let's just say mingi and yunho should open their mouths and talk to y/n instead of assuming what's going on in her life #and everyone should start reckoning with their feelings because MAYBE just maybe they like each other #but this is fanfic so where's the fun and angst and drama in that #so idiots lmao #this night together ask #answered anon

[najaemism]

THANK YOU FOR THE FOUR UPDATES TODAY??? OMG BESTIE I WAS PROPERLY FED TODAY😭😭😭❤️❤️

HERA IS ACTUALLY SO PRETTY I WILL ACTUALLY FIGHT BOTH HYUCK AND ERIN FOR HER😠😠 BRING IT ON YOU TWO😠😠😠✊🏻✊🏻 but hyuck's little "you can try"😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 shIT GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPA WAY😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

AND IS THIS THE OFFICIAL START OF HERA AND ERIN BESTIES???? I WANT THEM TO BE BESTIES ESP BC HERA WAS WARY OF HER AT FIRSTT I WANT HERA, ERIN AND NARI TO BE A TRIO THEYDE BE POWERFUL😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

AND ALSO NARI CHO I SEE YOU👀 I SEE YOU AND YOUR CAPTION👀 YOU TOO JAEMIN NA IM WATCHING YOU TWO IM ON TO YOU BOTH🧐🧐 god i just want narijaem to happen😕😕😕

and mark, hyuck and jaemin are all WRONG! the best barbie movies are island princess and princess charm school😌😌, although a mermaid tail is right behind those two😌😌

hera is very pretty pls im gonna join u in fighting them for her 😵‍💫😵‍💫 HSHWUHSHS his “u can try” was kinda… 🥵 HSHWUSHHSJS

hera and erin are starting to be friends! haechan did say that erin is the friendliest student in smu and is practically friends with anyone HSHSHHSHSHS and hera, nari, and erin would be the best trio pLS…. (maybe wait for the timeskip😳)

hshdusjs narijaem crumbs<333 they may happen (or not)

bestie id have to argue that diamond castle, princess and the pauper, and magic of the pegasus are the best barbie movies im sorry 😔😔😔✊🏼 (plus diamond castle and p&p has the best songs too… and maybe island princess too 😳)

#studywoo #asks #smau: hcl

[lampyr1dae]

I saw the fucking pspspspspspsps and I think a part of my brain stopped and I'm bored so I ask the questions today

what's your favorite drink? other than sweat. or cum. . or the other fun ones idk

-🍯❤️ (making this mine atp I don't want my main exposed lol)

HSHSHHSHSH hiiiii omg my pspspps is working this is wonderful,,

im a sucker for dr pepper but also if im bein fancy abt it passion fruit tea w lychee jelly cubes would have to be my favorite :)

[allur1ngs]

guys i saw melody's face and now all of you are invited to my funeral because i'm DEAD.

HSHSHHSHSHS can we get a double decker casket pls so i can be with you forever?🩷

#౨ৎ melody's newsletter #౨ৎ sweet nova #monumental moment here guys #the loser lesbian has rizz😊

[maguito-uwu]

this account its so dead hshshhshshs

[stormcloudsandshadows]

WHAT WOULD YOUR LIETMOTIF BE?

Why was my first thought “that bit from melancholy hill” hshshhshshs

But seriously? Uhh, in its normal state it would probably be on the oboe because. I play oboe and also oboe is used for melancholic bits. Like. The oboe is used for when the parents in Frozen are dead! But uh. Also just generally calm stuff. It would be in the higher register, as much as I prefer low register oboe- and it would probably be like. Fluttery? Not fast, but light, it wouldn’t have many jumps between notes, at least nothing more than a fourth jump.

The most common variation on it would be a piano rendition, in moments of calm, or a band (so brass n woods with percussion) in times when I’m having fun with friends

[neoswift]

Pahirapan niyo po nang todo yan si dr. Yoon. Yung masmasakit pa sa ano yung mga scenario na muntikan mamatay si girl at doon nalang nila marerealize yung worth mo. *Wait may mas sasakita pa ba dun" HAHAHAHHA Basta yung point na magsisisi sila nang todo. Yung iyakan talaga na pati kami iiyak Di ako papayag na ganun ganun niya nalang papatawarin pamilya niya. Inner demonyo ko po lumalabas hehe

gusto mo ba mcd CHAROT AHSHSHHAHAHA and dw di ko naman totally sinusunod movie so<3333333 walang toxic parent na magkakaron agad redemption arc HSHSHHSHSHS

#stayskzbeyleynzennct #asks #smau: cby

[trislovescats]

Kaelyn Jun's playlist

( MC from @lacunafiction )

i. weaker girl — banks

ii. nightmare — halsey

iii. cop car — mitski

iv. brutal — olivia rodrigo

v. thank you (feat. raye) — pvris

vi. last laugh — fletcher

vii. nightmare — pvris

viii. bad girl — daya

ix. fools — troye sivan

x. crushcrushcrush — paramore

xi. ruby — kaiser chiefs

xii. wilson (expensive mistakes) — fall out boy

#so. hshshhshsh #never made a playlist about an oc before so it is what it is #since I chose the 'toxic ex' past I wanted to put some songs about how she handled the situation emotionally #and then it becomes more about developing a crush on Ruby 🤭🥴 #it's pretty obvious I know #and I HAD to put Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs. I had to #she's a mess but we love her anyway #brutal by olivia just reminds me a lot of Kaelynnn but I can't explain it #-* explain how #I know these aren't the best songs around but I couldn't find more appropriate songs!! #Kaelyn Jun #fernweh saga #MCs #and you don't know how much picsart crashed just to edit that damn playlist icon ughhhh #ifs #ocs

[goldentsum]

HOONIEE congrats on 5k bub !! cheers to 5k more hehe <3

thank you so muchh!! HAHAHAHHA let’s all get to 5k more! <3 

#honey notes #hoonie x melody #I FR LOVE YOUR BLOG!! #ITS SO FXCKING CUTEE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD INSIDEE #HSHSHHSHSHS #<3

[irisesindigo]

this is kILLING MEEEEE

#i cant find any good resources online for handwriting </33 #there are several Interesting traits in dreams handwriting that i dont know #so im going to bingewatch leah eckardt #and look for graphology books online #hshshhshshs #thursdays graphology arc #thursdays thoughts

[brotato-chibs]

What do you think Klee and Subject 2’s relationship dynamic would be like? I’m so sad she wasn’t in the quest, I feel like she’d be able to tell them apart.

Ooh yes, a child's intuition are amazing sometimes 😩👌 And I wish she was in the quest too! ((Maybe in the next one, if the developers brought back Subject 2 in the quest... I hope so. It would suck if they brought this up and never again just like Albedo ominously talking about him potentially losing control hSHSHHSHSh))

I think she'd be elated to have 2 big brothers! (three if counting big bro kaeya) so I don't think she'd want to yeet a bomb at Subject 2 if they met. Remember, this is the same child who felt bad for blowing up an Abyss Mage even when she was told that it was a bad guy 😂

She'd probably want to know him more, follows him around whenever he's in Mondstadt pretending to be Albedo. She'd tell him about her treasures and her favourite people, unaware of the anger simmering in Subject 2's core at the latter topic. Yet, he won't be able to harm a single hair on her. He doesn't understand why he felt so disgusted at himself for thinking of stabbing this small child before him.

So perhaps he could indulge her (it's to understand the people Albedo is familiar with so he can pretend better, or so he told himself) and they'd go fish blasting, weaving flower crowns and find new places for Klee to bury her new treasures.

If only he could have all of this for himself, he thinks forlornly, as himself

#ask #anonymous #word vomit

[najaemism]

ok that was ALOT. HELP???? happy birthday hyuck why are we the ones getting gifts w this update 😹😹😹 no bc the way i was watching n it was so meltingly fluffy i just KNEW sth was off ud never let them be happy too long n then bam. the last line. pls give them a happy ending those poor bbys😭😭😭😭 also jaems n nari. good friends. very.this is so v fine. THE REFERENCES. UR MIND. im obsessed honestly ur a wonderful human being idek what to comment on just. whoa

PLS “ud never let them be happy too long” NAURRRR im not that cruel bestie i swear 😭😭😭😭😭 yes narijaem are friends… nari definitely sees jaemin as… a friend… HSHSHHSHSHS AND THANK U SM !! 😭🥹❤️

#anon #asks #smau: hcl