#soapy talks

[waluigis-837th-testicle]

found this perfectly normal t-shirt on ThredUP and I’m begging for someone who can do art to draw Jason in this

#soapy talks #jason todd #red hood #drawing requests #bat fam #thredup

[soapycocacola]

Also I haven’t shared this on here but my family has had a cat since September

We still don’t really know where he came from, if he’s a runaway pet or a stray. He just showed up one day during a family party and stuck around.

Also when we first saw him, we thought he was a girl and gave him the name Estrella (Star in Spanish) but that was short lived once my dad saw is his balls lol

So, we named him Simba instead :)

Here’s a couple pics of him :)

#he’s my first pet I’ve ever had so yeah #very special guy #soapy talks #irl pics

[majinbangus]

just read the side boob tattoo blurb...what about dear reader surprising our feral captain with a brand new badass back piece?

perfect for those back shots, no? eheheee

Ooh anon he's gonna destroy you is that what you want (i want it too)

He finds out when you present yourself so sweetly in nothing but a flimsy silk robe- a coming home gift, as you phrased it- something to unwrap for coming home alive and safe. He suspects nothing, eager to be reunited with you, to feel you wrapped around him again.

But once you bend over onto all fours and arch your back once the robe comes off? It's all he can focus on. He won't let you back up or flip you over. He's gonna keep you pinned and wailing, eyes laser-focused on your back tattoo, maybe even be a little selfish and focus on his pleasure as he treats you like a new toy he gets to break in.

He'll leave little scratches along the edges of the tattoo, tracing the outline as if he drew it, but he's careful to leave the actual tattoo alone. He just wants you to feel the sting, to feel his sting. Leave his own marks on you. And you do feel it. Both inside and out. Captain MacTavish is a thorough man and he's gonna leave his marks scratched into your back and painted inside you.

And as much as the tattoo makes him want to bend you over constantly, he wishes you asked him to do the tattoo instead. He's an artist, after all, it's no trouble for him to sketch marks onto what's his. Not to worry, though, you've got plenty of skin still unmarred and untouched. He'll find a place to tattoo his initials into your flesh.

#anon if you were talking about price im sorry im probably gonna be writing for soap only #maybe that'll change in the future but who knows #but if you were talking about og soap? i gotchu #bangus answers #anon #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soapy thoughts :] #captain mactavish x reader

[southernbluebellereader]

I want to wear booty shorts in front of Soap and see what happens.

#celina talks #call of duty #cod #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #call of duty mw #soap #johnny soap mactavish #soapy boy #johnny mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish

[the-acid-pear]

I love how tame Roger's backstory is compared to the other two Phoneys. Not that he's any less tragic of a character of course but you got these other two one who went thru an horror movie of a life and another who has so much shit going on I don't even know how to put it and then you have Roger who is just some divorced alcoholic med school drop out. Peak just some guy 🙏

#luly talks #dsaf #anyway i wish more people exploited Jake's tragic ass life like god #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HE WAS THE PHONEY W WHOM I FIRST GOT SOAPY ENDING V3. #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE IT WAS TO HAVE JACK BE LIKE yeah so i was getting revenge for the candy shooting #TO JAKE'S FACE. HE EVEN MENTIONS IT BUT I WAS SQUIRMING IN PLACE B4 HE DID LIKE MAN. #FUCK. SJDGDKFHRURJRH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[set-phasers-to-whump]

skymed whump list

description: “Follows intense character journeys and high-stakes medical rescues, heartbreaks and tribulations of budding nurses and pilots flying air ambulances.” whump refers to various recurring male characters (unfortunately not all of them are in the pic, but from left to right are Tristan, Chopper, Nowak, and Bodie)

overall notes: apparently you can find the show on paramount plus but I pirated it so I can’t say anything for captions or availability. it’s a little silly sometimes but it’s way more interesting than a lot of your average medical dramas imo.

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Pilots And Nurses And Bears, Oh My! (1x01) - Jeremy: stabbed, stitches Wheezer: plane crash, unconscious, bloody face, carried, broken back Bodie: upset

Line Indoc (1x02) - Bodie: at gunpoint, hit in the head with a gun

The Kids Are Alright (1x03) - Wheezer: in the hospital

Where There’s Smoke (1x04) - Wheezer: on crutches

Bushwhacked (1x05) - Wheezer: walking with a cane Jeremy: hit by a car, in the hospital Bodie: leg caught in a bear trap, carried, in the hospital Tristan: upset, crying

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (1x06) - none

Daj Mi Buzi (1x07) - Nowak: overworked, tired, crashes his car, cut forehead, in pain and struggling to get out, relocates dislocated shoulder by himself, two panic attacks Jeremy: in medical transport, upset Trevor: upset Bodie: upset

Frozen (1x08) - Nowak: panic attack while flying, upset, fight with Bodie Chopper: panicked Bodie: fight with Nowak Jeremy: cold

Leave It All On The Ice (1x09) - Wheezer: gagging Jeremy: stumbling, shot, upset at himself Pierce: trapped under a shelf, reveals he’s going deaf, internal bleeding, in the hospital, upset at himself Bodie: crying

NEW!! Season 2:

Return to Base (2x01) - Jeremy: argument with Crystal Tristan: mildly electrocuted, argument with Nowak Nowak: argument with Tristan Wheezer: scared Chopper: in an explosion, unconscious, impaled with shrapnel, cardiac arrest, field medicine

Spun Out (2x02) - Jeremy: upset, argument with Crystal Wheezer: slip and fall, emotional conversation Chopper: unconscious in hospital, waking up, groggy, arm pain, upset, collapse Bodie: upset Nowak: upset

Things That Matter Most (2x03) - Chopper: upset, can’t use his hand much, hand bandaged Nowak: upset Bodie: plane crash, emotional conversation, crying Tristan: plane crash, broken rib Jeremy: plane crash

Turbulence (2x04) - Chopper: in pain from his injuries, limping, upset, crying

Code Silver (2x05) - none

Little Lies (2x06) - Jeremy: upset, doubting himself Wheezer: stressed Nowak: upset, angry

Old Wounds (2x07) - Tristan: upset, crying Nowak: guilty, panicking, vomits Wheezer: upset, worried about Haley, argument with Haley, angry Bodie: in trouble for breaking rules Chopper: in trouble for breaking rules

Before Sunrise, After Sunset (2x08) - Bodie: upset

Out With a Bang (2x09) - Nowak: upset, trapped by a broken elevator, revelation of past trauma, crying, unconscious, carried, in hospital with ruptured diaphragm and broken ribs Wheezer: sick, delirious Tristan: upset, crying, worried Bodie: in hospital after kidney donation

#i say things #skymed #whump list #it’s not the highest quality out there but it’s interesting and pretty cool #also for those interested wheezer is played by aaron ashmore so….. #also the show is set in the canadian north which is a much more interesting setting than like. the city or whatever #and there’s a strong focus on indigenous communities which I really liked #I doubt it’ll get another season tho but I’d recommend it if you’ve got free time and don’t mind something a little soapy a little silly #the fandom for this show appears to be like ten people and a bag of chips so like. please. #(btw I’ll be writing my last bthb fic for this) #(sorry to disappoint by not doing one of my usual fandoms but I have an Idea) #oh there’s a gifset of nowak in 1x07 somewhere around btw #that’s the top whump ep imo. physical and emotional with lasting talked about consequences #cannot believe we got a second season

[mimikyutiee]

🫧 ~ just a beautiful creature ~ 🫧

#me #shower #shower time #nsft #sexy #wet #soapy tiddies #spicy #plus size #single #pansexual #lgbtq #bunny talk #bunbun

[eliotlime]

I was standing on the verge of something good, I don’t know

#I want to link my oc playlist but uh i cant. whatever! #art #characters #jonas #soapy #naia #gunther #I wish i talked about them more #eyes tw #ask to tag #its been hard lately but heres something i drew a while ago #linked the song the verse is from why not

[ink-flavored]

Kinktober2023 Day 21: Bath/Shower + Hand-Jobs

banner art by @/auroblaze

Good, Clean Fun contains: groping, hickeys/biting, cis/trans, angel/demon Kinktober2023 Prompt List & Neocities Page Tips are appreciated!

“Please, I want more, Justice.”

“I can’t.”

“I want it, please, please, do more.”

“I already said no.” Justice capped the bottle of bubble bath liquid and put it back in the basket under the shower head. “If I add any more, it’ll flood the whole bathroom.”

Pride grumbled. He put his cheek on his fist, arm propped up on the edge of the tub. Hot water rushed from the faucet, clouds of steam and white bubbles appearing in its wake, but it didn’t matter. There weren’t nearly enough to make it fun.

“When the bath is full,” Justice said, “there will be plenty of bubbles, I promise.”

“Whatever you say,” he sighed.

As an apology, Justice kissed the top of his head. Pride accepted it, if only because he was looking forward to the bath in general. There was never an excuse not to take a bath with Justice—even a startling lack of bubbles.

When the water was a few inches below the rim, Justice turned the faucet off. The cloud of bubbles expanded, sitting high above the water level. It wasn’t the avalanche Pride wanted, but it would suffice. He stood up, shook his hair out of his ponytail, and stripped his clothes off.

“Wait, wait,” Justice said. “I haven’t checked the temperature yet.”

“So?” Pride asked.

He stepped into the tub before he got a response. The water burned delightfully hot, soft bubbles caressing his shins.

“See? It’s fine,” he said. He sank down, letting the heat envelop him up to his chest.

Skeptical, Justice splashed the water with his fingers. “Yah!” he hissed. “How do you stand this?”

“Hell is way worse than a hot bath, J.”

“But you didn’t like it. Did you?”

“Eh.” He scooped up an armful of bubbles, slathering himself in them. “You get used to it.”

Justice looked concerned, but didn’t push the subject. He stripped down too, then flipped his hair upside-down. Bent over, he undid his half-bun, and bundled all his locs back up into a messy bun instead, securing it with a shower cap. Pride scooted over to make room as he stepped into the tub. He hissed as soon as his foot hit the water, face screwed up in discomfort.

“Just sit down and get it over with,” Pride suggested.

“That sounds terrible,” Justice said.

He did it anyway, hitting the water with a plunk. Tiny waves lapped at the rim of the tub, threatening to spill over. Pride floated back into his lap.

“That wasn’t so bad, right?” he said.

“Sure,” Justice said, strained.

Pride snickered, stretching his legs out to relax. The much taller Justice had to bend his knees to fit, sinking down into the water to hug Pride against his chest. Steam fogged the air, hot water turning his bones to jelly. Bubbles popped softly, creating a gentle static. He sighed with all the air in his lungs.

“This is nice,” he mumbled.

“Mhm,” Justice agreed, squeezing him.

Pride closed his eyes and melted, hot water enveloping him like a second hug. Bathing was something he had to get used to, after millennia of never needing it and not even knowing what counted as “dirty.” It was weird and uncomfortable, but after being forced to make it a routine, he sort of liked it. He still thought it was weird, and much preferred the days before he knew what a shower was, but he didn’t avoid it anymore. Especially if it gave him an excuse to be with Justice. Especially-especially if he got to take a bubble bath with Justice.

“Hey,” Pride said, twisting around in his arms. “Check this out.”

He scooped up another armful of bubbles and slathered it all over Justice. From his collar, up his neck, and even on his face. Justice laughed, pretending to shoo him away.

“Don’t get it in my mouth!” he protested, trying to swipe his face clean.

“I’m not!” Pride slathered his cheeks with more.

Justice retaliated, scooping up a handful of bubbles and blowing it into his face. Pride sputtered, swiping at the attacking cloud, only to be faced with another. Scooping like the wind, Justice blew an army of froth, bubbles bursting on the way. Pride smacked one out of the air, and used the opening to pounce, smothering him with even more suds.

“Nooooo!” Justice wailed, bubbles dripping off his face. “I’ve been defeated.”

“Serves you right,” Pride told him.

“For what?”

“For not adding more bubbles.”

“Bubbles for you to attack me with?”

“Exactly.”

He rolled his eyes, but couldn’t hide his smile. Pride sank back down, snuggling into the curve of his shoulder. Justice wrapped his arms around him, pulling him close. Warm tingles rushed through his mind and body alike, not just from the water.

Pride would take any opportunity to touch or be touched by Justice, even the simplest things. Sitting on his lap instead of the couch, grabbing his arm at the store, even starting a bubble fight. He was almost embarrassed about how often he wanted it, how a single brush of skin brought him immediate comfort. Almost.

He gazed up at Justice, drinking him in while he relaxed. He slouched against the back of the tub, eyes closed. Sweat beaded on his brow and upper lip, sliding across the round curves of his face. Pride wandered his hands up to his chest. Submerged in the hot water, his pecs were soft and pliant under his fingers. Mouth watering a tad, Pride gave them the lightest squeeze.

“Pride,” Justice mumbled, opening one eye, “what are you doing?”

“Nothing,” he said. He squeezed again.

“Pretty sure you’re doing something.”

“Well, it’s not my fault you’re all naked and sexy and have amazing tits.”

Justice burst out laughing so hard he made the bath water slosh. “I have what?”

“You know, your big hunky man-tits.”

He did not stop laughing. Pride found himself joining in, abandoning his chest to hug around his neck. Justice hugged him back, giggling uncontrollably. They laughed together for minutes, spells of silence hitting before another round began. Pride snuggled as close to Justice as possible. It was so warm in his arms, in every sense of the word.

“Hey,” he said, trying to calm down. “Hey, shut up for a second.”

“Okay, okay,” Justice breathed. He had to stop and clear his throat. “Yes, what is it?”

“I said before this is better than Hell, obviously. But, uh.” Pride shifted against him. “Was Heaven… anything like this?”

Justice smiled, so softly. “No,” he said, reaching out to smooth his cheek. “This is better.”

His chest clenched. He sniffed a little, covering up his reaction with a smirk. “Because I said you have great tits?”

“Because I love you.” Justice pinched his cheek. “But sure, I guess that too.”

“I love you too.” Pride snuck a kiss. “And your tits.”

Justice barely had time to giggle before Pride kissed him again. He slid their mouths together, wet and warm from the sauna the bath had turned their bathroom into. Justice grunted softly, shifting in the water, and Pride groped his way down his body. From pinching his chest, to squeezing his waist, to raking his nails up his thighs, Pride touched him everywhere he could reach. Justice panted into his mouth, already cramped and spread wide to fit in the tub.

“I know you said this is better than Heaven already,” Pride murmured, kissing a line down his jaw, “but I can make it even better.”

In response, Justice moaned. He was going to take that as a yes.

Pride slid back up his thighs, took his cock in one hand, and started to stroke. Justice dropped his mouth, head hitting the edge of the tub with a dull thud. Accepting another unspoken invitation, Pride scraped his teeth over his neck, biting and sucking. Justice whined, melting under his touch.

The bubbles were mostly gone, but for once, Pride welcomed the lack. With the water clear, he could see his hand working over Justice’s cock. It was almost too easy to jerk him off, rock hard and foreskin sliding easily under his hand. Justice writhed for that simple touch, back arching and making the water splash.

“Pri—hah,” Justice breathed, eyelashes fluttering dizzily.

Pride sank his teeth into his neck and sucked. He gasped, voice breaking into a moan, and he tilted his head for more. Obliging, Pride moved an inch up and did it again, sucking dark hickeys into his skin. When he ran out of room, he ducked under the other side of his neck and began anew. Each one brought a different moan spilling out from Justice’s mouth, more desperate than the last.

His cock streamed pre-cum into the water, all of it useless. Not that Pride needed it, stroking it harder and faster regardless. Justice keened, hips twisting this way and that, but nowhere to go. Pride sucked a hickey right at the corner of his jaw, and he whimpered. He kissed his way back down, landing over all the marks he left before.

“Pride, Pride, I—” Justice panted. “Pride—I’m—mhng—”

Pride licked a long stripe up his neck and nibbled his ear. “Are you close?”

He nodded urgently, whining in the back of his throat. Pride sped up, the water slapping as his arm moved—an acceptable replacement for the sound of his skin.

“Come whenever you want to,” he murmured, mouthing kisses onto his neck again.

“Th-the bath,” Justice warned.

“Don’t worry about it.” He palmed the head of his cock to make him shake. “Come for me.”

Justice choked, tensing up. Pride pulled back to watch, and not a moment too soon. Justice came with a delicate moan, cock blurting into the water. Pride stroked him until he was spent, globs cum floating free in the bath.

“Mfm,” Justice mumbled. “That’s kinda gross.”

“Let’s get out then,” Pride said. He stood up, bath water and bubbles sliding off his body. “We’re clean by now. Plus—” He bent down to give Justice a kiss on the nose. “We can get dirty again in bed.”

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #original writing #original smut #original fiction #original characters #queer characters #trans character #mlm #bi4bi #smut #queer nsft #trans nsft #annika talks #P&J #Pride & Justice #alternate title: pride and justice soapy in the shower

[waluigis-837th-testicle]

I haven’t seen a single episode of JJK but sumn about Geto has me in a chokehold. I wanna spit in his mouth and trace the veins in his arms with my fingertips, send help

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk geto #jjk suguru #soapy talks #not saying i selfship with him because I know the man is a eugenicist but like…if evil why hot? #suguru geto

[soapycocacola]

Me when MCR dropped The Foundations of Decay yesterday

#mcr #my chemical romance #soapy talks

[itsthenovelteafactor]

i'm watching carnival row right now and honestly, i think it's really good but i only have a few episodes left and i know in my heart it's not going to end with polyamory even though it really should end with polyamory

#carnival row #vignette stonemoss #rycroft philostrate #tourmaline #darius carnival row #like why establish polyamory is common in fae culture #and make philo's central character arc about realizing he does not need to choose between the two sides of his heritage #and then not let that progress to it's natural conclusion? #idk i've heard people don't like the ending and i don't want to be spoiled but honestly i'm really enjoying it #i was put off by the trailers that made it look kind of soapy #but the story is a really compelling mystery and the worldbuilding is really good #also hi! if you like this show and want to talk about it i would love to chat :)

[teamseaslug]

I dont think I like clean fragrances much at all but the two Macaque samples (Fuji Apple & Yuzu) are so genuinely pleasant that I have to make an exception

#its the hinoki wood thats helping it #and maybe the myrrh to keep it from smelling too soapy #im wearing macaque yuzu rn and id never buy a full bottle of this but i do feel very Clean and Cool in a motivated way #got my audiobook on wearing all gray washed my hair walking to the grocery store vibe. #macaque fuji apple is vastly superior tho but the yuzu smells.... productive #sydney talking

[smokeys-house]

while I'm aware that the recent prominence of cherry blossom flavors and scents in the US is because of the rampant romanticization of Japan and blatant fetishism of the "exotic", that doesn't stop the cherry blossom flavored La Croix from slapping hard as fuck

#smokey talks #it tastes like flowers and dark chocolate and the can is my favorite color #im tired of floral flavors taking a backseat or being wiped out bc US americans think anything that isnt #sugar blasted condensed tooth rot is somehow 'soapy'. #bring back rosewater as a drink bring back lavender flavored soda bring back mint as a year round flavor cowards #also while we're at it make whackier sparkling water flavors. metromint used to make chocolate and vanilla flavored water with mint #<-zero sugar zero calories. and it fucked severely #rare: smokey swearing

[the-acid-pear]

Literally was gonna post Gingi's threatening Tango with jail time (I love that there's no logic for him going to jail btw they both just get so lost in the fantasy) but I can't even bc it just makes me so sad that fucking beast can be so cruel for no reason

#luly talks #↑ guy who willingly tortured randy for fun #LIKE IT'S JUST SO MEAN AND OVER THE TOP and the fucking . prison joke is so out of tje blue too #tango's little WH- is so funny too like. fair fucking reaction #i mean all the dsaf games had endings names Soapy Ending with the first clearly saying Don't Drop It ;) so idk why im surprised #BUT LIKE EVEN W THAT MISUNDERSTANDING ASIDE GINGI IS SO UNNECESSARILY CRUEL TO HIM MAN IT HURTS #when i played it i was trying out all options and i literally WENT BACK and redid it #time loss be damned I'd never mistreat tanguito

[exuberantoctopus]

have you ever pretended to have the soapy cilantro gene to seem more interesting (?!?!) and then had to carry on a years long lie of hating cilantro?

have you ever had your partner’s family make continuous efforts to take cilantro out of their meals so that you won’t suffer?

i definitely wouldn’t know what that’s like

#someone get me out of my house of lies! #it’s been too long to take it back I just hate cilantro now #they always talk about how partners lie when they’re first dating to seem more interesting #i don’t know why I thought the fucking soapy cilantro gene made me cool?? #help