#soc duology

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Nina, on the phone: Sorry, Matthias can't come to the phone right now

Nina: why?

Nina, choking up: Cause he's dead

#Sorry #Not really #BWAHAHA #Six of crows #Crooked kingdom #soc duology #Soc #leigh bardugo

[m4rs-ex3]

due to this goddamn information i cannot stop calling him Sekastian

#not a typo #i can't scold someone who's name is kaz thats too fucking cool #ergo-- #SEKASTIAN >:0 #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc #soc duology #six of crows duology #*saints forsaken my bad

[crowsmischief]

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

#the chokehold this woman has on me #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #the crows #crow club #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #crooked kingdom #the grisha series #leigh bardugo #no mourners no funerals #six of crows book #soc duology #soc #kanej #wesper #helnik

[nainz7]

Kaz really just randomly dropped “I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting” like that 😭

#WHO DOES THAT 😭 #IT’S NOT FAIR! #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #six of crows #six of crows duology #crooked kingdom #soc #soc duology #grishaverse

[19burstraat]

ketterdam dashboard simulator

goedmedbridge420

who up boeking they canal

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drydens follow

I can't believe some of you log on here and thirstpost about barrel vagrants. it makes me so sick. these men are the very pits of society and have never honoured ghezen a day in their lives. there are so many other young men who make their living in a reverent way. have some dignity.

#ghezen #inghezenssight #ghezenhonouring #churchofghezen #handofghezen

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kooperomno1fan

lionsroar12 follow

omg HOW is kaz brekker winning this he's SO problematic he's not even good for the economy he killed members of his own gang and kidnapped councilman van eck's son

dregsundrained

cranky coz your gang fell apart aren't you

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oskervoexchange follow

guys is this a mandela effect or what bc I SWEAR this painting used to be in the university district art museum, I literally saw it this week??? but I went today and it was GONE?????? there wasn't even a plaque?? guys pls I'm so confused why is everyone acting like this is normal for ketterdam? do priceless antiques just VANISH? am I being gaslit?

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stadhall-clerking

guys I'm so sorry I've been MIA :( I found out that my landlord was using my rent on the staves rather than fixing my black mould problem so I pushed him out the window and told the stadwatch he must have fallen and died because he wasn't honouring ghezen and got away with it. anyway I think maybe the black mould explains the dirtyhands/sturmhond fic I was writing sorry :( but I WILL finish my fairy queen of istamere meta post once I've moved into my new lodging

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dregsconfessions follow

SUBMISSION: sometimes I lie awake thinking about the time I fell down an entire flight of stairs at the slat when kaz was at the bottom, and he just stared at me (still lying on the floor), and then asked if I'd changed the beer kegs at the silver six yet. GIRL NO?!?!?!

#submission #dregs #dirtyhands #admin comment: laughed so loud my upstairs neighbour threatened to shoot me

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dregsconfessions follow

ADMIN NOTE: if the razorgulls don't fucking stop sending anon hate to this blog we'll tell dirtyhands n he'll send you your own IP address back

#see what happens you hack job seagulls

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kerchtourismboard

it's us, the real kerch tourism board, here to tell you what we're putting in the new summer season pamphlet. we got 1) three pages all about kaz brekker that end up being more of an advertisement than a deterrent 2) list of slipperiest spots in the barrel where you will fall over and get a concussion when ur drunk 3) top 10 ways to get your wallet stolen by a child in broad daylight 4) paintings of the komedie brute 5) advert for sten's stockpot 6) map of public toilets

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kerchtourismboardreal follow

we are not affiliated with any degenerate impersonator accounts who claim to be us. we are the only real kerch tourism account.

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kerchtourismboard-real follow

grafcanal smells like piss and you should bite everyone you see wearing the mister crimson costume

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stensstockpot follow

it's all 'fuck sten's stockpot' and 'I got food poisoning from the special at sten's stockpot' until you realise you don't have the money for cilla's fry, and then you come CRAWLING back to the loving arms of sten's stockpot and our special. you fucking traitors. you'll be back! you'll all be back

canaljumpings follow

what's in the special sten's stockpot

stensstockpot follow

it's a surprise ;)

bertskerch follow

nah I thought this was the real stens lmao

stensstockpot follow

bert smit you still have 45 kruge to pay on your tab and if you don't cough up we'll send our debtors to break your legs

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exchangingbabey follow

my grisha girlfriend who still wears a kefta and says things like 'nikolai lantsov is a bastard': ugh they're still debating whether or not the council of tides should be able to control kerch shipping, I hate inter-country politics

me: I think I hauve the queen's lady

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(insp) (insp)

#I wasted a full hour making this #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc duology #kaz brekker #ketterdam #soc #grishaverse #shadow and bone #my post #dashboard simulator

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Fun fact!

I feel like I know Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom inside out and back to front; I’ve read them somewhere around 20 times each, I have written multiple analyses of them, I have actively studied the map of Ketterdam for the purposes of accuracy in both analyses and fic writing…

…And I was today years old when I realised that the Lid is called the Lid because it’s a straight road that’s literally on top of the Barrel. Like it is the Lid. I just -

It even makes symbolic sense because it’s the ‘classiest’ of the gambling dens and it’s where men like Smeet go to feel adventurous when it’s not actually dangerous like the Barrel is and it’s literally on top of the rest of the Barrel like the classism message is so loud I can’t believe myself rn

#how did I… #i don’t even know #grishaverse #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #kanej #Wesper #helnik #ketterdam #Kerch #grisha #soc duology #six of crows duology #six of crows fandom

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.

Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?

Kaz: That wasn't-

Jesper: Where?

Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*

Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.

Jesper: Tunnels?

Kaz, muttering: Sewers.

Jesper: That's all I wanted.

#end scene #jesper Fahey #kaz Brekker #grishaverse #grisha #leigh bardugo #soc #six of crows duology #six of crows #wesper #wylan van Eck #crooked kingdom #s&b #shadow and bone #soc duology #incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect grishaverse quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[six-robins]

Still cannot get over how well the actors for Shadow and Bone played the roles.

Like, I'm sorry, but I cannot see Nina as anyone but Danielle Galligan, and I definitely can't see Jesper being anyone but Kit Young now. They sold the roles and that's insane to me.

#six of crows #shadow and bone #jesper fahey #nina zenik #🎲 #kit young #Danielle Galligan #soc #soc duology

[bubblegumbabycow]

Kaz: just trust me. have i ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Jesper: all the time

Kaz: then you should be used to it by now

#kazzle dazzle #kaz being kaz #kaz #kaz brekker #jesper #jesper fahey #jesper llewellyn fahey #soc incorrect quotes #soc #soc duology #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #incorrect six of crows #six of crows duology #crooked kingdom #crows #the crows #crow club #the dregs #dregs #the grishaverse #incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[kaz-demjin-brekker]

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

#six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #soc #soc duology #ck #grishaverse incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper

[strangermurdock]

the director said “take five,” but freddy carter heard “change lives”

#netflix #netflix shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #shadow and bone series #six of crows kaz #six of crows netflix #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc duology #soc spoilers #freddy carter #acting #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone trilogy #grishaverse

[ladymarvel27]

Inej: I am pretty sure that's illegal, Kaz. Kaz: I am pretty sure that I am a criminal, Inej.

#shadow and bone memes #netflix's shadow and bone #shadow and bone #kanej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc duology #six of crows duology #crooked kingdome #grishaverse #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #memes #incorrect quotes #kanej incorrect quotes

[sweetsault]

Thinking about the time Inej dragged Kaz along with her to Ravka, to introduce him to her whole family. Her mother baked him some bread, and her father really liked his card tricks, they even offered him a place in their show, but he declined, almost laughing at the idea, and she loved to see him smile like that.

And then Inej’s cousins invited her to dance with them.

It was a traditional Suli dance, and Inej even got dressed up for it, and she felt like home wearing the real Suli silk again. And as they danced, she was in the core of the show.

And Kaz was swept off his feet. He couldn’t say a word. He just watched, and his head was empty as it’s never been. In the middle of the dance, he realised she was looking right into his eyes, smiling. And he felt like he was dancing with her.

#six of crows #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #kanej #six of crows duology #soc duology #soc

[call-me-sunpaw]

#grishaverse #grishaverse memes #crooked kingdom #six of crows #soc memes #the grisha trilogy #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #siege and storm #shadow and bone #soc duology #ruin and rising #alina starkov #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #mal oretsev #the darkling #leigh bargudo

[nainz7]

Kaz: delivers the “i would come for you”monologue

Inej: nods solemnly

Inej inside her mind: AGSBSJDBSHSBSBHSJD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL WHAT DID HE JUST SAY YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND EXPECT DHDBSJSJJAS I CAN’T-

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #kanej #kazzle dazzle #knife wife #soc #soc duology #six of crows #six of crows duology #crooked kingdom #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[19burstraat]

Random SOC Trivia I Gathered On My Reread

I'll be using this for fics, but it's fun just to read!

Jesper does not hold alcohol well (though this is according to Kaz, who is not exactly impartial)

Wijnstraat, Nemstraat, Havenstraat, Ammberstraat are all street names if you want em

Van Eck has been involved in trying to clean up the Barrel; pious. (Allegedly pious, I doubt he really is)

1/5 Van Eck (or general Kerch trading?) vessels are lost at sea

Kaz arrested three times at ten, twice at eleven, once at fourteen. Does stints in jail but it does not say prison (ppl assume he's been to Hellgate / another prison but I don't think so. He'd never have shut the fuck up about it if he had; I assume the Stadhall Jail)

Kaz's cane is lead-lined. I wasn't sure if this was canon or fanon

Kaz runs book on prize fights, horses, and chance games. Floor boss at crow club since fifteen-ish. Youngest to run a betting shop and has doubled the profits.

Gambling halls: Treasure Chest, Golden Bend, Weddell's Riverboat, Silver Garter

West Stave brothels: The Blue Iris, The Forge, The Obscura, the Willow Switch, the House of Snow

Van Aakster is the widow mercher who sees Nina to ease his grief

Inej likes orange cakes in white paper

Black Tips tattoo is a hand with first and second fingers cut at the knuckle, Razorgulls is 5 birds in wedge formation

Nina Jesper and Kaz definitely all have the crow and cup; the others don't

Jordie seems to like books

ridderspel and spijker are arcade games

Bilge, clams, and wet stone smell in the Barrel (per Retvenko)

Kaz definitely is partial to dogs; Smeet's hounds and the grey dog the Hertzoon household had, the windup dogs, the metaphors. He loves a dog metaphor sorry ur not real babycakes you'd have loved thematic web weaving posts

Geldspin is the cotton mill in Zierfoort, Firma Allerbest is a cannery. Both in Alys' name

Wylan was 8 when Marya 'died'

the black veil tomb is carved like an ancient cargo ship

3 flying fish on a grave: government. Palm trees and snakes: spices.

Inej's mother braids her hair with orange ribbons (colour of persimmons)

University a series of buildings built around the Boekcanal and joined by Speaker's Bridge (where people debate and/or drink). Boeksplein four libraries built around a central courtyard and the Scholar's Fountain

Shipping container at third harbour is a Liddie hideout; Jam Tart House is an old hotel near the slat that the Razorgulls use

Long scar across Kaz's right knuckle

Violating contracts and interfering with the market can get you hanged in Kerch; same sentences as for murder (this is. Insane)

Haskell holds court with his mates at the Fair Weather Inn every week

Belendt is the second oldest Kerch city and sits on the Droombeld River

Jesper was 7 when Aditi died

Inej has an uncle (who seems to have some sort of ringmaster role) and cousins; Hanzi and Asha

Kaz convinced a locksmith in Klokstraat that he was the son of a wealthy merchant who highly valued his collection of priceless snuffboxes, and that's how he knows what locks the rich are using

Hubrecht Mohren, Master Thief of Pijl, who Kaz doesn't appear to think much of; one of Haskell's old cronies

Martin Van Eck, Wylan's great great grandfather, was a ship's captain, brought back a big shipment of spices from Eames Chin and started the Van Eck fortune

Kaz and Jesper (+ other Dregs boys) taught Inej to fight

Kaz and Jordie are from a town near Lij, as per the 'Johannus Rietveld' exposition, but Lij is seemingly the closest major city/county so it's easier to just say they're from Lij lol

The last time the Council of Tides appeared in public was 25 years prior to CK

Kaz found Filip running a monte game on Kelstraat; he also got the clerks who turned over fake info, the fake attorney, the man who gave them free hot chocolate

The spelling of Zentzbridge lapses to Zentsbridge, not sure which is right or if they're actually separate bridges or if there's a lot of wrong quotes floating around lol

Dryden house symbol is the golden wheat sheaf bound with a blue ribbon; Van Eck is the red laurel but we knew that

Kaz taught himself finance and gambling hall rules

Church of Barter roof is copper and long has turned green

Church of Barter built around the First Forge / The Mortar, which is a flat lump of rock that's supposedly Ghezen's altar

Ghezendaal Hospital is. Idk. a hospital. Just thought ppl might want the name

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #soc duology #shadow and bone #my post