#socker bopper

[itsa90skidthing]

#socker boppers #90s toys #90s kids #90s nostalgia #90s #its a 90s kid thing

[retroness-is-fabulous]

#socker boppers #1990s #90s #90s toys #1990s kid #90s kid #old school

[justanechoflower]

Okay, how about tiny sock'em bop'em's?

They aren't dangerous, they just lightly inconvenience people by somehow magically making them taste plastic.

And plus, they are baby sized.

(For context, they are an old toy that was basically 2 foam filled leather cushions that you slotted you hands into, and then you punched people in the face with them, the plastic taste came from the fact that the acrylic paint used to put the logo on them wasn't very good.)

For those who would like a real life visual:

M!A count:

3/10 - Babyproofing

#undertale #flowey #art #ask flowey #small artist #ask blog #ask undertale #undertale art #undertale fanart #paper art #foulphilosopherft #FT!flowey #socker boppers #kids toys

[the-goat-carnival]

Good morning to toy commercials from the early 2010s in particular

#hey member gak? #oh yeah I member #oh member socker boppers? #yeah I member

[jettkuso]

“Socker Boppers? I hardly know her!” I say and then I get crushed into a little juice puddle

[heathersdesk]

The worst Mormon who has ever lived? That's a great question, I'd love to tell you. There's such a wide list to choose from: Brigham Young, Ezra Taft Benson, Cleon Skousen, Orrin Hatch, and they're all good choices.

But none of them are the best choice. The best choice is J. Reuben Clark. He is the worst representation of what a Latter-day Saint should be. He had ample education to know better, but was still as narrow-minded, racist, anti-Semitic, sexist, and homophobic as a person could be. His influence on the Church in all of its worst attitudes and now-disavowed policies, practices, and prejudices are all traceable directly back to him.

I joke about wanting to have a Socker Bopper fight with Brigham Young in a Wendy's parking lot. That's too good for J. Reuben Clark. I want to watch him personally chisel his name off of the law school at BYU. I want to hear him disavow segregation, the curse of Cain, and white supremacy in the pre-existence from the pulpit in the Conference Center. I want to see him holding the door open for black and mixed race people he spent his life denigrating, trying to withhold the blessings of Jesus Christ from, and watch them go into heaven before he does.

I wake up every day celebrating the fact that J. Reuben Clark is furious that I'm a mixed-race member of the Church. In whatever circle he's in on the Plan of Salvation chart, I hope he's itchy, hot, his shoes are too tight, and he never gets to eat his favorite food again.

If you think this is unreasonable, it's because you've never seen or heard some of the words that have come out of his mouth. Count yourself blessed for that. And if you have, trust me when I tell you: it hits differently when the vile words he came up with are talking about you and the people you care about.

#mormon #lds #mormonism #tumblrstake #the church of jesus christ of latter day saints #queerstake #religion #faith #feminism

[murdermepeacefully]

I was going to write but then tumblr gave me toe-bean socker boppers and now nothing is going to get done

#april fools 2024 #Boop #Don't @ me about boops not being on b/c this is a sideblog /lh

[littlejazzy]

(*this can be either a Child's Play/Charles Lee Ray to Chucky the Good Guy Doll situation or a Toy Story/You're Simply a Living Toy situation)

the brands listed are just to give the idea of the category, feel free to disregard brands all together when choosing/make-up the type of toy you'd be! put it in the tags!

#im arbitrarily counting animatronic dolls as animatronics not dolls #if you want to play cassettes or have bluetooth or be a robot (inside or out) that makes you Different #I'm also counting transformers as action figures personally btw. bc like. Soundwave isn't a vehicle... #anyway if you pick the last option it BETTER BE bc you're a cat piano #or a tamagotchi. or a magnadoodle. or a plain rubber ball or a- *i am forcibly escorted out of the toy store* #age regression #agere #babyre #totre #toddler babbles #mine #poll

[cr1mson5returns]

I initially had this thought as a joke, but now I'm entertaining it more seriously because I think we all deserve a little humor in our lives. For morale.

Final Crisis happens. Bruce "dies" and everyone is distraught. Dick decides: "Fuck it. I'm not grieving by myself and I'm not letting my siblings self-destruct over it, either." So he kidnaps the siblings that don't already live in the manor/are always trying to leave the manor. Slaps some ankle monitors on these flight risks that zap them and/or set off an alarm if they try to take them off.

And then he buys some Socker Boppers and gets everyone to congregate in the yard and beat each other up with the Socker Boppers. They're going to work out their family issues and be good, supportive siblings even if it means they're getting punched with inflatable boxing gloves three times a day.

#legitimately don't know why this came to me but it's like a fever dream and i love it lmao #dick grayson #nightwing #cr1mson's thoughts

[littleblackqrow]

"Boredom unresolved. I'm going to go superglue Jimmy's hands into Socker Boppers."

#open

[holy-crap-i-am-russell-adler]

America's Monster

I wanted to drive home that he's more dangerous than Hannibal Lecter. His hands and feet are in protective padding I was imagining Socker Boppers, here's an image for those who don't know what they are.

#russell adler #cod russell adler #call of duty cold war

[hats-paradox]

So, let's bring back an old joke.

Socker boppers.

W o w z e r s I forgot about that djdjdjjsjs

Socker Boppers but instead of being a menace he’s upset that he can’t hold things

#a gear in time #anon #ask

[1hoverman0k]

any time i put anything over my hands my instinct is to punch like a violent mech .socker boppers were the finest war invention of the modern era

[evilweasel-cosplay]

Terrible costume concept time!

Behold, balloon animal fursuit partial idea! Been messing with this idea for awhile and I was bored so I sketched it out. They'd mostly be like orb, 'socker bopper' shapes and be covered in some sort of shiny dance fabric instead of fur. Also that thing to the right is the tail and I wanted it to have that long uninflated part if that makes sense.

I might try sculpting this out this weekend like I've been feeling much better in the head since I got my new puppy and the weather has cooled down a bit. Also I gotta start on a few other things for Halloween since I dont wanna be playing the 'wait til last minute' game.

#let me know what yall think #mon g rambles #costume ideas #also this guy needs a name

[kaileeandag]

Minor Characters in Brooke’s Series

-Kaitlin Borden: an 18 year old that babysits Brooke and her siblings during the events of Meet Brooke, she is attending Pierre’s School of Cosmetology. At the moment, she is recovering from two cracked ribs due to attending the infamously badly handled Woodstock ‘99 festival. -Ms. Carole Breault-the grandmother of Brooke’s friend Alicia,she works at Cyro as a boss. Even when she wants to watch ‘her stories’ (soap operas),she’ll let her grandkids and their friends play Super Nintendo instead. Has a bit of a dry sense of humor. -Mr. Bussiere: a 6th grade teacher at Willard. Brooke has a grudge against him due to him thinking that she was having a Tourette’s fit on purpose. -Mrs. Robin Donarumo-a neighbor of the Meyers, she has her own business making balloon arches for special events such as weddings. Seems to have a huge amount of patience,especially when it comes to her only child Kailee. -Mrs. Jones: Brooke and her brother Austin’s 4th grade teacher. She isn’t too amused when Brooke sings the song Mr. Jones by Counting Crows after introducing herself. Other than that,Brooke enjoys having her as a teacher. -Ms. Margaret Maurais: the 3rd grade teacher of Brooke’s brother Christopher,as well as Brooke and her siblings before her. She works at Margaret Chase Smith Elementary,a grades K-3 school. Many of her students speak highly of her. -Dr. Pierce: a doctor at Goodall Hospital, he sees Brooke’s brother Jake during the events of Happy Y2K,Brooke, when Brooke accidentally cracks three of Jake’s ribs while the two were using Socker Boppers. -Mr. Charles Potter: the principal at Willard School. He is mostly seen during the events of Brooke’s New School, when he tries to calm the girl down when she’s accused of acting up on purpose. -Mr. Christopher Ridge: Jake and his twin brother Stephen’s 5th grade teacher. Parents and students either love him or hate him. Brooke becomes one of Mr. Ridge’s students by the end of her fifth book. -Ned Shanahan: a new kid from Australia,he’s in Jake’s 5th grade class. Brooke seems enamored with what he has to say about his home country,such as the wildlife being largely dangerous and lethal,as well as how you can get ice pops at the school canteen (cafeteria) or a Sunny Boy to beat the infamous Australian heat. His favorite snacks from his home country are the Polly Waffle,Fairy Bread,strawberry & lemon Calippo Shots,and Vegemite Snackabouts.

#american girl #american girl doll #American Girl dolls #american girl oc #american girl fan character

[ladyfarona]

#Wooo my second poll #Another week long poll #Let's see how it turns out #Tumblr polls #90s