#soda chats

[spritespi]

[Transcript: In your car with your head in your hands / At the far end of the Walmart parking lot / Trying not to buckle under the strain \End transcript]

most relatable mountain goats song to date tbh

#jenny from thebes #im gonna die i keep thinking about her. accidentlaly got a server im in to listen to the whole album #same as cash might be my number 2 song on the album tbh #number 1 being ofc jenny iii #GOD its so good if ur reading this go listen to jenny from thebes right fucking now #the mountain goats #soda chats

[metamatronic]

They won’t do the seance again because they think Soda just wants to spend more time with Sonia.

Ghost Chat AU, my beloved. Also, I think the sports boys would be friends.

#drv3 killing harmony #dr2 spoilers #sdr2 spoilers #danganronpa spoilers #leon kuwata #nekomaru nidai #ryoma hoshi #sonia nevermind #hajime hinata #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #kazuichi soda #akane owari #art #doodles #danganronpa comic #ghost chat au #danganronpa ghost au #group chat au #danganronpa #drv3 spoilers

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

cant scribble it out bc its too Involved but here's a Laughingstock thought that just feels Right:

im imagining them sitting down and going through a list of pet names to use for each other. like Howdy has a clipboard, Barnaby's sitting across the counter, they're going through the list and striking out the ones that don't work. playfully teasing each other about certain suggestions, losing it over a Bit where they try to call each other the names in the most sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey voices and see who cracks first, mutually making fun of some options, getting flustered when they find one they like. yeah <3

#also for some reason my brain is latching onto howdy calling barnaby 'dove' i dont know why #it just feels right that they'd actually make a List and go through it #in my mind they got julie to whip up the list for them since i feel like she'd have Ideas and Knowledge on the subject #maybe she goes around the neighborhood and asks everyone for suggestions #its a very casual yet domestic scene in my mind... #chatting over the counter As They Do (their love language <3). howdy with his clipboard & barnaby with his soda #every once in a while Howdy has to step away to tend to (scam) a customer and barnaby watches with no small amount of fondness #at some point wally comes by and asks what theyre doing & Learns Something New #an exchange i have in my mind is: #howdy - making a suggestion: Darling? #wally: yes? #howdy: ... #barnaby: .... #howdy: *scratches out endearment* that'd be a no #laughingstock #maybe... maybe barn calls howdy 'lovebug' #other ones i think fit are like... 'steady' (mutually used) & 'doll/angelface' (howdy @ barn) & 'handsome/gorgeous' & pal (romantic) #i also feel like they'd have fun making up stuff on the spot #absolutely random words. its a running bit they have #they call each other literally the first thing they can think of - cereal. jam jar. sponge. freshly squeezed lemonade. lawnmower #im not very funny but They Would Be about it #another running joke i think they'd have #would be using more 'traditional' pet names around others just to get the Exasperated Sighs and Annoyed Groans #but then as soon as they're being serious about its the most random weirdest endearments you've ever heard #and its rarely the same one twice #OUGH I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS ABOUT THEMMMMM

[pampulonad]

soda bloats are on my mind rn… dunno why?

maybe its the way the stomach looks after there’s so much in there…

maybe its because of how noisy someone’s stomach gets once its stuffed full of that carbonated sugary goodness

maybe its the way someone can’t keep their burps down because of how carbonated the drink is

or maybe the sloshing of their stomach after they’ve let out all the air inside..~

#pollen chats #stomach kink #belly kink #soda bloat #im slowly going insane bc of the NFP formatting on mobile i cant sTAND THIS SHIT #LEMME MAKE A NEW LINE WITHOUT MAKING A NEW PARAGRAPH GRAAH

[merakiui]

MERA MERA HAVE YOU SEEN TREY’S SCIENCE CLUB SSR IM LOSING MY MIND HE’S SO. AAAA ♡(*´∇｀*)

HE MAKES ME FEEL SO

#twisted chit chat #h2o2-and-baking-soda #i want to test all of the potions he makes #and then what if teehee oops :3 lactation potion and now trey has to help me out <3 #orz thank you twst for being the only game to have trey #i’m never normal about mr. clover #he’s so………. >_<

[doodlesdreaming]

“It’s no use.”

#someone on my twitch chat infested my brain with images of death wearing a soda drinking hat #and I HAD to doodle it XD #it’s too funny XD #also sorry love #darksiders #darksiders death #grim reaper #horsemen of the apocalypse #gothic fantasy #comics #comic art #quick doodle #fanart #digital art #my art #video games #seriously how does he drink those health potions???

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

as it turns out im utterly insane

#jrwi the suckening #dragons chatting #jrwiblr #just roll with it #jrwi #jrwi emeziel #jrwi soda #Spotify

[toptophat]

I got too invested in the story!

HOMELESS SAGA, LETS-A-GOOOOO!!!

Context for the 4th one - Chris received an email from a troll disguised as Miyamoto (creator of Mario), saying that they want Chris' approval to make a Sonichu game. And we all know how this goes...

1st and 2nd one - if you know, you know...

#chris chan #christine weston chandler #christian weston chandler #sonichu #f in the chat for all the cans of soda #sega #nintendo #sonic the hedgehog #pokémon #pickle #goddess blue heart or whatever #christory #liquid chris #it's not just a can of soda!!!! #and chris wondered why they couldn't get a sweetheart!! #cwc #JULAAAAY

[outofcontextdiscord]

#discord #discord chat #out of context discord #submission #admin boa #not as bad as ppl who call all soda ‘coke’

[iridescentgleam]

Okay, yeah, romantic love is great and all, but I also want friends who would drive each other to a 24-hour convenience store at 3:00 am when the other called them because can’t sleep or woke up from a nightmare or some shit and just... roll with it. Hear the other person out if they want to talk about it and help distract them from the issue at hand if they don’t. Help them load up on snacks and sodas or coffees and just go back to their car and sit with them in an empty parking lot, illuminated only by streetlamps, as they stuff themselves with junk and play shitty radio tunes. And then, if the other person falls asleep, turn the radio down and drive them home. If not, then they stay up together and then wake the whole friend group up at, like, 6:30 to come over to one of their houses to play video games. And the rest of the friend group doesn’t question it a bit. Doesn’t fuss over whoever looks obviously upset because they know it won’t make them feel better. Instead, one of them threatens to kick their ass at Mario Kart with a teasing grin because, unless they want to talk about it, this is just a normal hang-out. And everyone in the friend group just understands this because they’ve been friends for what feels like forever and this is just the kind of thing you pick up on after a while, right?

#anyway #i just read a south park fanfic where Tweek calls Clyde in the middle of the night on accident #and Clyde just vibes with it and takes him to Taco Bell at 4 am #and they just sit there #eating burritos and drinking soda and coffee and chatting about nothing until its like 7 #and by that point Clyde has ordered Tacos for the rest of the friend group and invites them all over to Craig's house to play video games #and everyone just goes along with it and treats Tweek like normal #even though the reason he called Clyde was because he was having a panic attack but hesitated to call Craig #it's so so wholesome #it's called 'It's 4:00am and I Can't Call You' #for anyone curious #creek #creek south park #creek sp #tweek tweak #sp clyde #craig tucker #platonic love #platonic relationships #friend groups #this is literally the pinnacle of friendship #tweek & clyde #surprisingly wholesome #also like no shade to romantic relationships of course #i love my fair share of ships #i'm just going through something rn #so please don't take it any other way #i am a shipper just like the rest of y'all

[spritespi]

i miss my friend... starts tearing apart my walls

#robyn if ur reading this i miss u... its been so long..... crumpling to dust #i suppose i will go to the only one who can comfort me during these times .frog #soda chats #good night everypony

[todayisafridaynight]

I gotta admit, when I played Yakuza Kiwami 2 I abused the muscle soda so bad. Ryuji’s final boss fight took me less than 30 seconds. Hell the two tigers took me longer. I love abusing speedrunning tactics :3

I’m just glad I clipped those fights, the dragon engine physics really made some things interesting lmfao. Nothing like rubber banding across the fighting grounds-

muscle soda my BEST FRIEND my MOST RELIABLE ALLY i LOVE YOU

dragon engine For All Its. Everything is so funny i cant even get mad when i get thrashed around i look so goofy

#snap chats #muscle soda abuse the only reason why i be replayin this game i simply hate fighting the man in black #i say that but aside from the man in black its not a hard game to cheese but still... always funny finishing fights in .5 seconds LOL #i should play it again sometime.... with the goofy aoki mod i downloaded.. #the mod only flops cause it doesnt replace kiryu at the ryuji fight at the end this is so sad #god i wish i knew how to mod so bad i need to throw aoki/masato into places he sholudnt be in

[risingsunresistance]

him having the server get set to hardcore and put players in Real Danger during the revolution... he was so real for that

that happened during the resistance too. To Me <3

#i need to follow in his footsteps i need to write a fic. i need to write the worst fic you've ever had the displeasure of reading #other people are allowed to be cringe and free. if i use a run-on sentence i will beat myself with a hammer #I WANNA JUST SUCK IT UP AND WRITE A FIC THAT IS BAD AAAAAAAAAAUGH WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE BAD AT SOMETHING #chat #anyways small life update this otc stuff for The Pain i mentioned is working so far i feel so much better #in other news i cried in the parking lot trying to pick up a box of soda. it's pretty bad *(^&*&%^*^*(%^

[blitzbabysits]

hh can i get a hug, pease :(

*Ruffles your hair and hugs ya.*

Don't worry kiddo, I'm here. It'll be okay.

#blitz chats #agere #agedre #syskid #starry soda #fictional caregiver #caregiver blitzo #caregiver agere #agere helluva boss #helluva boss roleplay #sfw interaction only

[merakiui]

omg i loved the discord mod idia post !!! he's so slimy [like the meddling tweels hehe] but he tries so hard 😔😔 and omg the tags?? depraved discord mod azul?? can we pls hear your thoughts on him :oo

(also i hope you're doing well!!! :D)

Discord mod Idia is so gross and slimy, but we love him. <3

Now as for discord mod Azul!!!!

(cw: yandere, nsfw, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, obsession, implied kidnapping)

Outside of being a mod, he’s actually really successful. He either runs an entire corporation or he has a high-paying position at one. You probably work alongside him. Maybe he’s a coworker you occasionally talk brief business with when you happen to find yourself in the elevator with him, or you meet at the ground floor coffee shop just below the company’s floors. You’d never expect he’s the mod you’re in an online relationship with. You’d never expect that this silver-tongued, pressed suit-wearing individual is a filthy Magicord mod in private, who you met in a server designed like a deep-sea lounge after breaking a few rules and he’d so kindly decided to spare you.

This person who is absolutely ruthless when it comes to climbing the social ladder and annihilating any competition is the same one who texts you day and night, referring to you as his precious angelfish, his beloved pearl, his sweet siren. The man who stole that promotion from you—who proceeded to pat you on the back with a consoling smile that jeered ‘better luck next time’ when you fretted over the news—is the exact man who spends absurd amounts of money on you, who listened to you touch yourself while whispering filthy things into the mic during a heated VC, who tells you of everything he wishes to do with you when the two of you finally meet.

You don’t even know his real name and he doesn’t know yours either, and you certainly have no idea that he’s that annoying coworker you hate with a passion. He calls himself Sea Witch on Magicord, which is fitting for the server’s marine theme. It’s actually a very cozy place! Lots of people hang out in VCs, it’s organized into labeled sections, and it’s got very good security measures. There’s a vice-mod who’s simply named J and another (not truly a mod but he claims he has mod abilities) user who goes by all sorts of names. It’s always changing. Just last week he was sneakerluvr42069 and now he’s tastykoebi. You haven’t had many exchanges with either of them, but it seems like they know Sea Witch well. Either way, the connection doesn’t mean much to you. You’re just glad he’s so willing to buy you anything and everything you ask for.

You once tried to dig a little deeper—to find out just who Sea Witch is. When you asked him what he looked like, he’d simply turned the question on you. You rarely send him photos of yourself, but when you do they’re usually explicit (most are of you in the lingerie and other outfits he buys you) and your face isn’t shown. He thinks you have a very desirable body. You’d like to see his, but he’s always evasive with any questions regarding who he is behind the Sea Witch mask. He must have a cushy job if he’s able to spend large amounts on you. When questioned about that, he just joked about how having a tongue of silver helps. You wonder what that truly means.

Beyond Sea Witch, Azul is actually surprisingly normal on the surface. He has his eccentricities, but most of these are hidden behind a disarming persona. He drapes himself in finery: golds and silvers, luxury brands, expensive colognes—typical rich normie stuff according to Idia. Azul hates going out in public. He hates having to smile and act kind at the office. He hates his coworkers. He hates having to put in so much effort just to look a certain way. He’d prefer to spend his time inside, reading, watching TV, messaging his angelfish. He loves his days off the most because he’s free to be as introverted as he wants without having to act. It’s just him, the comforting confines of his home, oversized pajamas, and a day free of responsibilities.

Azul usually spends these days talking to you, and when you aren’t available he’s taking up new hobbies with you in mind. He’s started tending to houseplants after you mentioned it briefly during one of your conversations. He’s also trying to get into miniature cooking because you sent him a compilation video of it and he wants to impress you with his talents. And he’s always browsing erotic sites to find the toys that fit your preferences. He wonders how you’d look in handcuffs, in cosplay, in collars and blindfolds. Most of all, he wonders how you’d look with his tentacles wrapped around you.

Azul doesn’t send you many pictures of his real life. He fears you might try to pry again and he doesn’t want that. It’s much better if you love Sea Witch instead of Azul. Sea Witch is mysterious, cool, unique, attractive. Azul is…Azul. He’s not very good at romance. He’s not very good with confidence, but Sea Witch is. Azul can act all he wants, but it’s impossible to feel happy with himself no matter what he does. When he’s Sea Witch, he can spin all sorts of tales without having to attach his appearance to any of it. You can love him for his money, his sense of humor, his taste in aesthetics, and he’ll never have to show you his face! Of course there are days when Azul peers at himself in the mirror and is struck with a sudden surge of confidence and he considers sending a spontaneous selfie or, Great Seven forbid, a dick pic. Really, he has so much class and a dick pic is just not the path he wishes to travel. Besides, scanty images are what you do best, not him. He’d much rather admire the artwork than become it himself.

Plus, when the two of you meet and he decides to keep you, you’ll get to see it in person. Surely that’s better than some grainy photograph. It’d look much nicer inside you, a good, snug fit. :)

To say Azul likes you would be a very big understatement. He’s infatuated, so much that he often messages you whenever he has the chance. You’re the first thing he thinks of when he wakes and the last thing he considers when falling asleep. He’s even taken to talking to you during work hours, his phone brightness dimmed to prevent any nosy onlookers from glimpsing his private exchanges. He realizes that texting and occasionally voice calling isn’t enough. He really wants to meet you in person. He wants to touch you, kiss you, hold you. He’s certain you’ll want that, too.

Azul just needs to finalize what remains of a secret space within his home. It’s just temporary, as all pain often is, and you won’t have to stay there forever if you can promise to be good for him. He’s always had this little fantasy, and it’s only grown with each passing day. In it, he’s married to you and you wait diligently for him to come home from work and you’re clawing at him for affection the minute he steps through the door. In it, you’re nothing without him. You crave his love, his touch, his dick. You kiss him all over, breathless and sloppy, as if he might vanish from your sight if you can’t pin him down with enough saccharine smooches. You always tell him how much you adore him, how you’ll always be here for him, how you’d never think of leaving him. Aside from the happenings of sweet, fluffy love, the two of you fuck on every piece of furniture, in every room, against every surface. He always cums inside. You always hold him close and praise him and tell him his dick is big and you love it and you love him and… It’s a really good fantasy! He’s working so hard to make it a reality.

And in this perfect dream of his, he’s all you’ll ever need. This one is important! You don’t need anyone else. You’ll only need him. You don’t need friends or family. You don’t need to work. He’ll give you a comfortable life that’s filled with affection.

So naturally Azul is livid when you message him saying you no longer wish to continue this relationship. You thank him for his time and everything he’s done for you, as courteous as ever, and then you unadd him. You wash your hands of him. You cast him aside. You leave his server, you stop contacting him, and you disappear. And his hearts—all three of them—shatter. Outside of Sea Witch, he’s lonely. He has no one who waits for him at home. He has no one who’ll cook him homemade meals, each made with love and care. He has no one who he can delight in married life with. He’s all alone.

Azul’s miserable. It’s hard to tell at work because he smiles through the suffering so that no one will suspect anything. He’s not sure what happened to his angelfish. Even Jade and Floyd were unable to contact you or find any traces of your user in other servers. He’s considered enlisting Idia’s help, but then that would mean he has to admit that he lost you. That he wasn’t able to retrieve you. That you’re drifting in a vast sea of people—of potential suitors! So he does what he does best: he thinks and he plans. He considers every plausible explanation, and within the month he’s arrived at many conclusions. Each is more frustrating than the last. He hates to think that you’d leave him for someone else. Honestly, what went wrong? What did he do incorrectly? Surely there was a part of him you found undesirable. Surely it’s his fault you left. There has to be a reason for all of this, but it’s been a month and there’s still no trace of you. His sanity is beginning to splinter.

When he hears a familiar name weeks later, his mind still in eternal mourning mode, he perks up at once. Someone’s talking about Sea Witch. Online dating. Uninstalling Magicord. Weird vibes. Wanting a face to face connection instead of something long-distance. Azul can’t believe his ears. Is this a coincidence? Is he just hearing things? Has he gone insane or has his angelfish always been this close?

You and the colleague you were talking to are gone before he can turn the corner and get a look at you. But hope is already sprouting within him. If what he heard is true—if you’re really his angelfish—then his life just got a lot better. He’ll find you, and when he does he’ll finally be back on track. He’ll finally get to begin his dream life with you.

And you’ll learn to love the man behind Sea Witch.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #h2o2-and-baking-soda #i am doing well! i hope you are also doing well!!! :D #now who else is on the list for creepy perverted discord mod? let’s see~~ #riddle rollo cater rook lilia che’nya… orz

[skullcrusher-mountainn]

so i was being all gay and shit . [listening to when you go obviously] but then code monkey came on and i was like CODE MONKEY LIKE DORITOS 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵 CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB OF MOUNTAIN DEW 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MAN 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵 BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 CODE MONKEY LIKE YOOUUUUUUUUU🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

#YOU SAY NO THANK YOU FOR THE SODA CAUSE #SODA MAKE YOU FAT! #ANYWAYS YOU BUSY WITH THE TELEPHONE #NO TIME FOR A CHAT! #jonathan coulton #code monkey #when you go