A Butch Roadmap
You are a rare species, not a stereotype
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ivan's a little tied up at the moment but i can take a message for him if you like
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“Aren’t you ashamed to destroy yourself?”
“I want to destroy myself.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov, tran. by Constance Garnett
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we talk a lot about cary elwes playing lawrence saw/edgar ella enchanted/ted bundy in the same year of 2004, but he was also elliott from the crush and ROBIN HOOD from men in tights in the same year of 1993 also
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Ivan:Everyone is so scared of me,no one would dare talk to me at all
Fedyor:*exists*
Ivan:Fuck
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coffee shop au but instead of it being a meet-cute fiasco ivan and alfred has known each other since way back when and its been a while since they spoke In Person (or just in general) and now alfred makes it a thing in his routine to grab some coffee at ivans place and piss him off somehow everytime he orders and ivan worsens the name on his cup each time
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Fedyor and Ivan, hovering in the hallway outside the war room, playing the world's quietest game of rock paper scissors ("best of three!") to decide who has to go firmly separate the General from the Little Palace's best vodka and put his ass to bed and maybe talk him through how to process getting ghosted by a girl like a normal person
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Would Ivan happen to enjoy his beloved making him cookies- I'm so intrigued with this man dlfjdk
yes, very much so !! ivan fawns over you (and everything that you do,) so if you were to make him cookies- like you thought about him- and decided to take time out of your day to bake him something ? you really must be trying to kill him.
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