Ok i said I’d draw it but unfortunately I currently lack the strength to draw it Well. There’s always next year. And also every other day of my life.
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Humans are Vulcan catnip, I swear to Q.
Spock and Kirk: No need to explain. In any universe they are drawn together and Spock abandons any sense of rationality if his Captain is hurt or just looks at him sweetly.
Sarek and Amanda: Admitted he married Amanda for love, not logic. Then made Spock.
Solkar and Zefram: Ten seconds off the spaceship and Solkar decides to do the diplomatic thing and make out with this human.
Surak and Archer: Archer was given Surak's katra without his knowledge and when T'Pau attempted to extract him Surak clung to the mental doorframe because he was safer here and he liked it better here, despite the logic of being housed in a nice logical Vulcan mind instead.
Solok and Sisko: Solok abandoned all pretense of logic when he won a wrestling match with a young Sisko and became so obsessed with him that he taught an entire Vulcan Starfleet crew how to play baseball just so he could beat Sisko again.
T'Pol and Trip: T'Pol became so attached to the Enterprise crew that she gave up her military career with Vulcan to continue to serve as First Officer, and to keep close with her boyfriend.
Tuvok and Janeway: Tuvok is fiercely loyal to Janeway, to the point that he will go along with her illogical plans just because he has such great faith in her.
Soval and Forrest: Soval respected Forrest but when Forrest died saving Soval it uprooted what loyalty he had left to the Vulcan High Command (who he then realised was corrupt) and he went rogue trying to save Vulcan from itself. (Really watch for the nose flare when he talks to Archer next to Forrest's casket, that Vulcan is pissed.)
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the rebellion sure is fun, huh sollux?
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On April 5th 2063, within minutes of the Vulcan ambassadors’ arrival to Earth, the Wikipedia page for The Fermi Paradox was edited to include the words “was”, not “is”.
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WHY
ARE
VULCANOID
CHARACTERS
SO
BLOODY
HANDSOME
AND
FUNNY
AND
INTERESTING
AND
AMAZING
?!?!?!?!?!
I ALREADY THINK WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THOSE ANTENNAE IDIOTS (both blue and white) AND I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
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as it is 4/13 i am legally obligated to temporarily revert to being 13 myself and entirely obsessed with these guys
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solkar 🤝 spock
getting introduced to a human boy and immediately going in for a sloppy kiss (handshake) that will change the course of history
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Everyone slow your roll. Alien fucking isn't on the menu until 2063. Pinky swear right now, we are saving ourselves for the Vulcans.
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Solkar my good friend solkar
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Oi
Whoops
WHOOPS
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OK so we know that Spock is directly descended from Solkar, the Vulcan who made first contact with humans.
Well, what if he's also descended from/related to Zefram Cochrane on Amanda's side?
Alternatively, what if James T. Kirk is a descendant/relative of Zefram Cochrane?
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Alternate history where Zefram offers a handshake and Solkar goes in for a hug & they both emerge from that encounter thinking they chose the least homoerotic interaction.
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What I think should've happened in that TOS episode where Jim and Spock meet Zefram Chochrane who's having what he thought was a casual interspecies bromance as he's used to but turns out to be just straight romance, written as a crude script because I'm lazy:
Spock: great-uncle Zefram. I did not think I would ever meet you but I am glad to have been wrong. I am sure making your aquaintance will be interesting.
Chochrane: fuck you mean uncle? I don't have siblings and my parents sure weren't in a state to make any when I left.
Spock: did Solkar not inform you of his decision to make you an honory member of his clan?
Chochrane: unless I hit my head a little harder than I thought when I landed here, he sure as hell didn't. So, what, you're related to Solkar?
Spock: indeed. I am his great-grandson, to be exact.
Chochrane: way to make a guy feel old. I didn't know Solkar saw me as a brother.
Spock: the term brother does not quite convey what his decision is meant to signify but it is the closest approximation in your language.
This shower thought has been brought to you by "Oh shit, my shampoo's almost empty and I don't think we have another bottle! Goddammit."
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