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Hi Marte, about Louis reaction on Harry's new hair, I know his strategy related to Harry in the press is always act like he doesn't know where he is (like when Harry was promoting DWD in Italy) or now that he hasn't seen the haircut but wonders if is AI and he most looks good. This both events were talk about in the press no stop and for someone like Louis who is a lot on the internet and has admitted that he is in fandom groups of him to be aware of what they talk about, it wouldn't be a better strategy to just say: yes I saw he was in Italy or yes I saw the photo he looks great? I know his answers doesn't go outside of fandom but just his responses are always so awkward and I don't believe him haha. What do you think? It will always be like this in topics related to Harry?
Hi, anon!
See, the problem is that Louis just loves Harry too much. He can't pretend to be normal about him. He knows he'll give it away with his body language, and he's trying really, really hard to be normal about him by being neutral in his use of language and giving a short, polite and acceptable answer. Instead his brain freezes, he panics, act manic, and then feigns ignorance. Kind of like this:
Media training is out the window, he's rambling, he talks faster, he's saying things that doesn’t make sense, incriminates himself in other ways (admitting he's seen ai's of Harry), adopts the most high pitched voice (it's a miracle we as humans can hear it) and he stutters to get the words out. Meanwhile he's totally normal about Niall when asked about him on the same red carpet.
It's just very funny at this point. This is on the same level as umbrogate. Very damning evidence that obliterates parmageddon. I bet Sim*m Jon*s is very happy with him, and that interviewer too for the line of questioning towards Louis. I think it will always be this way, yes. Louis will never be able to be normal about Harry.
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