#some weird cousin

[nobakedpotato]

Honestly if the spoilers are true it'd not be affecting much to the Asian side of the fandom. This is not the most cursed ship I've seen and even the holy spirits can't stop the shipping.

#detective conan #dcmk #I will still feels very strongly about this #not affecting the shipping though #but opinions will be many #kaishin #I've seen weirder stuff this is nothing #still a very dick move of you if they're cousin #like I'm weird and my friends are weird but we gotta drawn a line at some plots #this is one of it

[hideousvampire]

i mentioned the au thingy where daniel, johnny(cade), jeremy, and teddy are brothers so i drew shit

just so you guys know johnny and teddy are adopted and jeremy is daniels cousin who lives with them because of ummm the eight is enough lore

#the karate kid #tkk #the outsiders #eight is enough #cuba and his teddy bear #errmmm #johnny lawrence #johnny cade #jeremy andretti #teddy cuba #daniel larusso #germy(jeremy) hates them all #johnny also hates them all #the original lore thing to this is that teddy decides to be friends with johnny bc he can #johnny is weirded out by teddy #teddy just stares at people like “◉_⁠◉” #ralph macchio #i think i added chooch to this at some point but i dont remember #if i did add him he was the only one whos age changed i think #i made chooch age from the up the academy timeline or whatevs and he ends up the oldest brother instead of daniel #its either that or chooch is also a cousin who visited for a little bit because his dad hates him or something

[mpekamitzii]

Social media hates traditional art but anyways.Death strands side characters i love you

#some lore for the ds enthusiasts: #teo is Nora's cousin who died #he haunts the narrative in every possible way #oscar is Nora's twin brother #and lime is Orange's older sister . she has weird ways of showing she loves people #sketch of michelle on the bottom left .i gave her floofy side hair :] #death strands #mitzdraws #sketching #traditional art

[ramayantika]

Okay but the life of the legendary Shovana Narayan altered my brain chemistry, a superb academic record hold, a maestro in kathak and then also a civil services officer with a long distance marriage and motherhood

If she could do this in the 50s and 60s, wtf is stopping me from doing so, when I have never wanted just one thing to define me

#samridhi speaks #also to my ex who told me things likw your relationship will never work out with him because of different life goals #lol this woman married a diplomat and they managed a long distance marriage too #her husband paved doors foe collabs with the West with Indian dance back then #this is the kind of love I want sure physical intimacy is needed and what not but God I am never giving up all of this to marry #and I still remember him saying you give those soft mothet vibes who is a part time mother and dancer #bye I will girlboss all my life and be all right in front of guys like some of my cousins who think we girls his sisters will just marry #and settle down amd to my ex too for thinking I will be easy and live out a simplw life #fuck everything the only understanding men in my life have been my father brother and my boyfriend at this point #weird that he never grew up around sisters but still is so aware and understanding of women and our desire for dreams #lol I am ranting but yes I have an exam in 6 hours my sleep got over by 2.30 #and then I was googling gpat niper prep #yeah it's first sem but I keep wanting to updatw on the info #and God knows what struck me to google dancers randomly who were into civil service academia and still being legends in the arts #then shovana narayan came up

[nirvanai]

Been reading a crossover fic on ao3 and it got me thinking

#kuruto ryuki #Ren amamiya #p5 #aini #aitsf #ann takamaki #ryuji sakamoto #tama #tama aini #tama aitsf #my arts #nirvana initiative #ai nirvana initiative #nirvanai #ai the somnium files #persona 5 #how is this the first time i've drawn ann. i love ann sm. #ren and ryuki being cousins is good content. they look the part easy enough- #but also ryuki just casually knowing a very popular internet idol is so funny #imagine your friend brings his weird cop cousin over and he just reveals he knows jerma or some shit

[coolgirl758]

was excited to go thru tumblr to see all the dune content only to find out it’s a bunch of freakazoid inc*st shippers omg what is wrong with y’all

#dune #dune part two #dune 2 #I will always support some fujoshis but these are COUSINS #y’all are getting weird with it

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Okay, I just found out that historically Mary was between fourteen and fiteen yo when the archangel Gabriel gave her the pregnancy news. My whole Jesus is somewhat real on Good Omens so how did THAT conversation went made me actually more curious now because it's not only Good Omens Gabriel gives bonkers news to a human but Good Omens Gabriel gives bonkers news to a teenager.

#mary being a teen when she got magically pregnant is uncomfortable af but it was also normal for the time period #and while some christian schoolars will try to sell the image of Joseph being an old man to explain away Jesus potential sibblings + #and mantain Mary as an eternal virgin #and while some weird conservatives will also use it to say the bibble defends this type of marriage #this isn't the case #there is no reference in the bibble itself of their ages or of a age gap #so based on context clues is likely they just followed the normal marriage rules at the time #this means their engament would have been made by their parents when Mary was between the ages 12-14 #and they would meet and marry when she was 15-16 and he was 18-20 #still an age gap but not a overly creepy one #the other explanation to jesus sibblings used to keep mary an eternal virgin is that it was a misstranslation as sibblings and cousins + #i don't remenber if the langague in question was old hebrew greek or latin because I heard it from my comunity preacher as a kid #before I bailed catholicism #mother mary #good omens #gabriel good omens

[randomnameless]

Is there any group who copes this badly that their waifu/fave is the villain of their own game/show than Edelfuckwits?

I've heard dark stories about Griffith fans lol, but nowadays the only ones posting #griffithdidnothingwrong are trolls?

You could make a point about the Sasuke or Madara fans from Naruto, but I'll cut them some slack because Kishi really fumbled with the Uchiha plotline, especially the massacre/genocide (it's weirdly justified because apparently they were all BaD and wanted to rebel, everyone, from grandma uchiha who gives cookies to Sasuke to the unseen children and babies a clan must have had because you're not a clan if only the clan head has a kid under 10) and Pierrot (I guess they're the ones who decided to add fillers in the anime?)'s hard on against Danzo, because they wanted Sasuke to have someone to hate and/or someone responsible for everything that happened to him and his clan.

Do you other examples yourself, anon?

#anon #replies #Kishi's world building really sucks #we're really supposed to believe a clan as large and as important as the uchiha back then only had 1 kid under 10 years old #no newborns no cousins who are 2-3 years old who might have been spared bcs if eyeballs are collected like post stamps by deranged people #maybe keeping some of them alive to produce more post stamps later would be a good idea? No? #there are still weird posts on redshit about Griffith not being really bad and/or Casca enjoying what happened during the eclipse #but they're downvoted to oblivion and posters are often shittalked to so

[scarefox]

Do you think Deep Night Club and Playboyy Lounge are rivals or allies?

#it's so weird watching both shows back to back #the vibe is so different and yet there are some similar things #they are like cousins #playboyy the series #deep night the series

[folkloregirlfriend]

why did i leave dance classes

#i did not like it but mom forcefully got me into one of them when i was a kid okay those classes were bad i admit #because she also got me into singing lessons at the same academy and that was. not good im sorry i do not sound good it was a nightmare #but then in seventh grade i again started dance classes and the exercises were ruthless but i had so so so much fun once i adjusted #because i got the hang of it and i was kinda good #it was so fun atleast something out of the house #but then we had one show and i left the academy or maybe the moved but i did not go back and i miss it so much #the two guys who taught us were so. idk weird and now that i look back at some things also kinda inappropriate 👁️ maybe idk #but other than that i had so much fun going out for practicing on the stage etc etc socialising too i miss it so much #it was mostly contemporary and western #dad used to say i should learn khatak too but then i used to hate it #if only i had given a chance to kathak and continued with contemporary atleast i'll have something 😭 #and yesterday i was thinking about that dance performance in school and i remember i did not want to do it because i was scared i had lost #that whatever. idk #i miss it now i'm the awkward dancing cousin at weddings because i hate everyone there and i lost the practice 😭 #they moved**

[fruit-colored-ninja]

I think my most unpopular ninjago opinion is that in canon I just genuinely can’t see any way lloyd and morro would ever end up being friends

#by canon i mean like. specifically s5 canon #i’m talking about like morro lives aus morro gets brought back from the dead aus #stuff that’s completely s5 divergent is a different story! #same with movie aus where he’s just like lloyd’s weird cousin #but as far as canon goes. i just think that if some ghost came out of nowhere possessed me for several weeks #tried to kill all my friends and destroy the world (and also indirectly killed my dad?) #i would not want to be friends with him. but that’s just me #ahdajagkh pls don’t come at me for this i don’t want to be yelled at #i can’t shut up today this is what being a week behind on all my schoolwork does to me apparently. makes me even more terminally online than #usual

[carnalhaus]

stat and sledge dynamic at all times is kinda like when ur dad is yelling at you at the kitchen table while trying to help you with math and you’re crying

#carnalposting #the dynamic here is like #praline and enid are stats kids and sledge is like their weird cousin twice removed #that’s what it is #except stat feels no paternal instinct towards him whatsoever and sees him as some grown ass man #the girls get a pass cause they’re younger and the same age as lulu #but sledge was already older when he met the two of them so he’s just default adult number two

[beansprean]

sometimes you get diagnosed with ADHD as an adult which finally makes your mom actually listen to what ADHD actually is and that she didn't cure it by making me do 100 jumping jacks as a kid when I got too hyper and then she realizes that she may have it too

And then you both realize that like 70% of the family probably also has adhd and that's why we are all Like That

#adhd #not art #like???? my moms side of the family were always weird to everyone but us #so informal and go with the flow and peppy but cycle through hobbies like toilet paper #never any drama bc we forget that we got mad and just get over it and were generally nice to people #we never learned to set boundaries with other people bc we all had invisible understood nd boundaries #and just didnt ask each other weird questions #like turns out we r just a super nd family???? but it makes sense??? #my 2 cousins were diagnosed as kids but they were the only ones that was when adhd was starting to be understood as a childhood disability #but you only got diagnosed if u were getting bad grades etc so me and my sister got overlooked and everyone else was too old #but DEF my granny has combined like me and my mom has hyperactive type and probably my uncle as well #and my great aunt bipolar i wouldnt be surprised if she had comorbidities her daughter idk tho #great grandparents hard to say but i wouldn't be surprised and time will tell with cousins kids #would not be surprised to see some autism in there im sure my sis on the spectrum and i may be too but with adhd its hard to differentiate #anyway this is a v personal post but its kinda crazy to look back and be like huh #thats why the fam dynamic is so different from everyone elses #we dont talk to each other for years but relationships dont deteriorate in our heads so nbd #now my dads side....my dad does have a lot of adhd symptoms as well as his dad #plus Alzheimers runs thru there which has a slight predilection for adhd anyway #why would a bunch of intelligent chatty anxious and kind people choose to live in the middle of nowhere and have silly hobbies #why neurodivergency my friend #ANYWAY the culture shock of moving away from that as a child and my parents remarrying neurotypicals who didnt understand the dynamics #dunno if it was the southern thing or the nt thing but turns out the normal way i always interacted with my parents #was seen by others as deeply disrepectful mean teenager nonsense that should be culled #shout out to the nd kids with nd parents who just spoke to each other like adults and played with each other like kids #this is TOO MANY TAGS thats how u know the vyvanse kicked in #personal

[ginalinettiofficial]

played the game ok boomer at my family party today, ended up explaining to a room of ~20 of my relatives what fanfiction is so they could understand the question, “in fanfiction, what does AU stand for?”. and then the card’s definition of “AU” was wrong so i also had to get into the concept of “canon”.

can u believe. in front of my whole family. a room full of people, aged 3 to 80. all staring at me intently as i explain the difference between an alternate universe and canon divergence. at one point my mom was like “daina i think we get it” and a cousin and two aunts were like “wait no we’re interested please continue” and i had to say to my own mother in front of god and my i am kenough sweatshirt “sorry but unlike you the rest of them DON’T have to listen to me talk about fanfiction on the regular”. my uncle is a retired judge. my one cousin worked for the federal government in a job that was so classified that for years he literally couldn’t legally tell us about ANYTHING he was working on. and today those men sat and patiently listened to me define “coffee shop AU”.

also, not one, not two, but THREE of the answers for the young folks, i knew solely because they were either plot points on stranger things or they were things i found out whilst reading stranger things fanfics. and then i was the only person in our age bracket (10 people, ranging from ages 9 to 42) that knew who anne rice was, and had to explain yet again that the reason i had this knowledge was because… fanfic.

it was surreal. also my aunt, aged 68, may or may not begin attempting to read fanfic now because, according to her, “there are so many stories where there are these small side characters and i’d just KILL to hear their backstory or like what was going through their minds during the main action!” i’m very happy for her. today was wild.

#d speaks #the things i knew because of stranger things: who ripped a bats head off on stage. what year the challenger exploded. the ghostbusters theme #in case ur curious the way the game worked is there was a set of questions for people born pre 1980 and a set of questions for people born #post 1980 and you split into the two teams and you take turns reading trivia questions to each other #the questions for the young ppl were things like above - who wrote interview w a vampire #what year did the challenger explode. who are the fab four. true or false elvis had a twin. #the questions for the old people were like: what does BAE stand for. in fanfiction what’s an AU. who won the first american idol. #it was a weird game but very educational #and funny to play with my little cousins because as i said anywhere from 2-4 of them are gen alpha depending on how u define it #so it was very interesting to see what sorts of things have been passed down culturally and what sorts of things stayed solely in their time #it was sort of reminiscent of are you smarter than a fifth grader in some ways #also no one asked but. the teams were: #old team: 4 solid boomers. 3 boomer/gen x cuspers. 3 gen x’ers. #young team: 2 xennial cusps. 2 millennials. 1 zillennial cusp. 1 zoomer. 2 zalpha cusp. 2 gen alphas #and then also our 3 year old cousin who technically is gen alpha but he was more moral support than anything you understand #though at one point he DID declare that he wanted to play - picked up a card and ‘read’: #‘santa comes he eats the milk and cookies. poop goes in the potty’ in the EXACT cadence of someone asking a trivia question lmfao #love that kid. he also told me a few knock knock jokes #mainly they were like. knock knock. who’s there. candy cane. candy cane who. candy cane on your head!!!!!!!! #a true comedic genius that boy

[lazaruswitch]

au where jay and steph are cousins, and steph was the second robin because jay never got involved with the waynes or bats

everything else is about the same as it can get, which is a lot but also not all that much

crystal only found out her sister died several months after she had already passed, and by then jay was already out of her reach

jason is just trying to survive as a crime alley kid who had to bury his parents, steph is trying to bear the weight of her choice to care about gotham

he and steph aren't really close by any means; they saw each other occasionally as kids, until their parents got into a fight and those meetings stopped altogether

steph doesn't really see jay for a long time until she joins the night scene, and then they start crossing paths somewhat regularly, but they always pretend they don't see each other, and they certainly never ask questions

if asked, jay knows nothing about any vigilantes and has nothing to do with them

that doesn't stay convincing for as long as he'd like but for a while he does a half decent job at making it mostly true

#in memoriam au #jason todd #stephanie brown #jason todd au #stephanie brown au #batfam au #jason ends up killing the joker by total chance as a civilian which is a bit of a Thing #he also blows up black mask at some point and goes to jail for it which is when he also kinda confronts two face #stephanie trying to do her thing while living with the knowledge that her weird runaway cousin exists the way he does #my au

[sparklyslug]

My general feeling on The Stolen Heir/The Prisoner’s Throne is that I liked, I had a great time, I LOVE Oak and Wren to a degree that is perhaps embarrassing and maybe too personally revealing, BUT. My only overall thing was that throughout both books, everything felt a little crammed and rushed. I think the story could’ve had me by the THROAT if there was more time for it to build up, to breathe, to really let things develop.

But also Cruel Prince is one of my fave series of all time so it’s a tough act to follow and given that high expectation really my issues are more quibbles

#no one asked but #sparkly originals #like I DID tear up at if you want to be a monster let’s be monster together #but I DO still have some notes #holly black is my weird cool older cousin in spirit she helped raise me so I must support