#somebody besides me get on this

[sexygaywizard]

Was thinking about asking for Janelle Monae's Age of Pleasure on vinyl for Christmas but seeing as every listing for it advertises how it folds out into a picture of Janelle's titties perhaps I will just buy it myself. Don't need my dad looking at that

#unless somebody besides my dad wants to get it for me??? 👀 #jk jk... unless? #i talk

[puppyeared]

28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^ #the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again' #that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later' #id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

[imjustemo4genoyall]

"Six goal in six games, the first player since 1917 to do that in the National Hockey League!"

Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin is the greatest hockey player in the world idgaf idc physically fight me 😌

#evgeni malkin #did y'all know that i love him? #you don't understand HE'S MY SWEET CHEESE 😭😭😭😭 #since 1917 huh? so sid didn't.. and yet these list-making mfs act like geno don't exist? oh okay okay okay right right right #don't mind me i'm just emo4geno y'all #also. no i don't know how to take the video from the pens ig and post it on here. i'm technologically challenged #so you get this ugly link instead 🤷‍♀️ #besides somebody will make a better quality post about it and i'll rb that shit too

[potatobugz]

i submitted my lovely mouseboy Finnegan for the @ahatintime-oc-competition yesterday :D here is the art i drew 4 them!

for those unaware: he came from a dream i had once involving him and Snatcher But As A Bird; and i sorta just. added onto them from there. they're so sillay

#a hat in time oc #potatart #ahit #(just for the art tag....sorry : #Finnegan Snowshoe #get propergandered. i will conjure up more art of them soon i think #very vivid image in my mind of what their personality is like but its rlly hard to describe #........... #ok quickly avert ur eyes i am going to say something that is embarrassing to me #oc competitions make me nervous and it is because i think last time i did one it went Badly #like idc about the losing part i thought that was really funny but i just felt like everyone.hated me : #i know thats not true and its the brain poison talking but #i remember somebody skimmed thru my account and saw that i was hyperfixated on south park at the time and #uswd that as a reason to not vote for my character #which was one of those things that made me so so nervous that i felt Physically Ill and it ruined like my whole day #confidence is key. i think. so i am grabbing myself by the shoulders and going “YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!!” #sorry for the very Personalness that just jappened here. its okay thought bc i trust everuone averyed their eyes to my sad ramblings #besides i like finnegan :] and i trust most ppl to not Kill me Dead #anyways. ignore ignore ignore FINNECHER NUMERO UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL: PUTTING TOO MUCH EFFORT INTO THINGS

[victorluvsalice]

Valicer OT3 Week, Day Three: Childhood Friends

Day Three of @ot3-week's OT3 Week, and we're up to a cute prompt -- "Childhood friends!" So naturally I couldn't resist writing the trio hanging out together as kids. :) This is supposed to be a Victorian!AU, though I suspect it might feel a little bit more modern than that...the important thing is, there's a grand old party happening in the halls of Christchurch at Oxford, and Smiler and Alice have already found each other and decided to sequester themselves away from all these boring adults in their own private table fort. But tummies have started growling, and so Smiler is venturing out to get snacks...

--

“I’m gonna get more snacks!”

“All right – make sure to grab some of Mama’s Welsh rarebit!” Alice said, arranging the cards into neat piles. “Then when you come back we can start building our castle.”

“Definitely,” Smiler said, shooting her a grin. They grabbed the edge of the tablecloth and lifted it – then, seeing no adults had eyes on them, scrambled out from under the banquet table that they and Alice had claimed as their personal hidey-hole. And I thought this party was going to be boring, they thought, scurrying toward the table where the Welsh rarebit sat, along with a few other cheese-based dishes the various attendees were nibbling on. Adults never want to have any fun when they get together – it’s just talk talk talk about boring stuff. Especially Father, going on about “social compliance” and all that...it’s a good thing that Alice is here! I can’t wait to hear another story about Wonderland – it sounds amazing! And I bet that, without the adults interrupting us, we can build a castle using all of the –

“Now, I don’t want you embarrassing me at this party, Victor, do you understand?”

Smiler stopped, turning toward the entrance. Standing there, having their coats taken by the coat-taking-man, was a hunched-over skinny man with a large mustache, leaning on a cane; a very plump woman in the fanciest dress Smiler had ever seen, fanning herself like it was the middle of summer; and a little boy, about Smiler’s age, wearing a suit with shorts and staring at his feet while the woman – presumably his mother – went on and on about how the Liddells were Very Important People and how they had to make a Good First Impression and how Victor was to Stay Quiet and Look Respectable, like the boys in magazines. The boy – Victor – was nodding along to his mother’s litany, trying to stand up straight and do as asked, but the look on his face...

���Now, Marmaduke, I understand that you’re a little – confused, at this age. But the simple fact of the matter is that you can’t just decide that you’re not a boy. It’s simply not done. Where would society be if people just started declaring themselves not one thing or the other? You have to learn how to be socially compliant. True happiness comes from obeying your elders – and you want to be happy, don’t you?”

Smiler frowned as the woman turned away from Victor, leaving him to tug at his tie as she swanned off to chat about boring things with the other adults. It seemed like, with a mother like that, Victor was about to have about as bad a time at this party as they’d feared they would have. And that was a really bad time indeed.

Well, good thing I’m here, then, Smiler thought to themselves, then marched up to Victor, putting on their best smile and sticking out their hand. “Hullo! I’m Smiler!”

Victor nearly started right out of his skin – maybe they should have been a little bit quieter. He stared at them a moment, glancing from their face to their hand and back, then hesitantly took it. “Uh – I’m – I’m – V-Victor,” he stammered, clearly out of his depth. Maybe people didn’t talk to him much? That would be sad if so. “Your name is – Smiler?”

“Well, it’s what I call myself,” Smiler told him, pumping his arm. “My real name’s awful. But Victor’s a nice name! Do you want to play with us?”

“Us?” Victor repeated, blinking.

“Me and Alice!” Smiler pointed at their table, where Alice was peeping out, clearly wondering why snacks were taking so long. They waved to her and pointed to Victor – she glanced over, then nodded and waved back. “She’s really nice, and she tells great stories,” Smiler informed Victor, grinning. “And she’s got cards – we’re gonna try and build a castle! Do you like castles?”

“Uh – yes?” Victor said, as if he wasn’t sure of his own opinions. “I’ve n-never made a card one b-before, though.” He dropped his gaze, playing with his tie again. “I’m k-kind of clumsy.”

“That’s all right – we can show you how to do it!” Smiler promised, taking his hand so he didn’t accidentally strangle himself. “Come on – we’ll get snacks, then we can go and play!”

“I – um...” Victor’s gaze went to his mother, chatting with some other adult Smiler didn’t know and didn’t care about. “I dunno...”

“Aw, come on,” Smiler wheedled, tugging his arm. “It’ll be fun! Don’t you wanna have fun? Be happy? Like, real happy, not grown-up happy?”

“Happy...” Victor looked at his mother a moment more, then over at Alice, patiently waiting for them to decide what they were doing. Then his mouth formed a determined line, and he nodded at Smiler. “Yes. Let’s go make castles.”

Smiler beamed. One happiness problem – solved! Take that, Father. “Great! But, first, we gotta get some of that rarebit – and I think there’s some cake too...”

#ot3week #valicer #prompt #fanfic #victorian AU #kidfic #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler alton #okay I had a lot of fun writing this one #the trio as kids are so cute :) #though again I actually wrote this from Victor's POV to start #with him wondering why he was even at this party #and then getting startled by Smiler when they kind of just appeared beside him #but that ended up not working the way I wanted it to #and I didn't like that (since Victor didn't know any better) I had to refer to Smiler by the wrong pronouns #so I swapped to little Smiler on a rewrite and suddenly everything clicked :) #part of me thinks this could be the opening to a Valicer take on the 'Somebody I Used To Know' idea #where Victor got yanked into the events of AMA #would encourage me to finish up those posts I have on Smiler's Otherland already! #oh and Smiler and Alice hanging out under one of the tables is inspired by something I used to do as a kid #my parents sold books at bookshows and I'd amuse myself with books and such under one of the selling tables #felt like something Alice and Smiler might do! #queued

[dreamsy990]

wait can you explain to me the difference between roxas and sora i thought they were the same person

OKAY SO SORRY TO ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS KH LORE IF I GET SOMETHING WRONG BUT I WILL DO MY BEST

so in kh when you lose your heart your heart becomes a heartless and your empty husk becomes a nobody. if you have a strong will (morality is irrelevant) your nobody is basically just a person.

so in kh1 sora temporarily releases his own heart for plot reasons (dont worry about it) and so he became a heartless briefly WHICH ALSO CREATED A NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!! and that nobody is ROXAS.

they are separate entities who are connected. as namine puts it, roxas "holds half of what sora is". whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean. they share some memories i think? and by that i mean roxas has flashbacks to sora through dreams and sora gets deja vu after he and roxas reunite (and by that i mean sora eats him like a twin in the womb but dont worry about that). but theyre different people!!! also they have slightly different personalities but you can just read their wiki descriptions because i do not feel like describing them in detail

sora and all his sortas are all different people. also ventus and roxas are not the same person despite being identical. dont worry about it its fine i totally know whats going on <- (lying)

#kingdom hearts #keep in mind im currently playing kh2 and have only finished kh1 and recom #honestly i think yen sid explained what nobodys are pretty well if you can find his exposition dump #also sidenote nobodies dont have hearts so they dont have emotion SORT OF #but its pretty inconsistent tbh #like they get frustrated and angry and also i think kh3 retconned it to say roxas does have a heart? #which makes no sense #also the names heartless and nobodies are stupid because heartless have hearts and nobodies have bodies but whatever #and axel at one point in com is SHOCKED to realize hes enjoying causing problems #which is really funny i think #anyways kh lore is inconsistent especially when it comes to nobodies #also i think sora and roxas are a weird case w the memory sharing thing #i think theyre the only ones to do that #besides maybe namine? not sure though dont quote me on that #oh btw a quick and easy way to tell if somebody is a nobody is if they have an x in their names #not all them do (see: namine) and not all the people who do are nobodies (see: xion i think) #xion might be a nobody actually #i dont know #and i dont wanna check the wiki because im excited for days #but yeah #also the names are anagrams!! i didnt know that until now #theyre anagrams plus an x. again minus namine and xion i think

[graveyardmouth]

its that time of the night

#and the year. #really makes me feel like summer especially middle school and before #completely isolated from all my friends panic attacks every time the sun went down hiding from my mom trying to block out screaming as #best i could staying up til dawn drinking dr pepper stealing my moms books listening to my dads cds stealing chocolate chips and eventually #wine from the kitchen puking in the bathroom reading the perks of being a wallflower goinf out for bike rides in the early morning walking #to the library and collapsing on the way home cause i hadnt eaten in 2 days walking past the church holding a knife in one hand #biking because i just knew there was somebody waiting to kill me dying my hair three times begging for escape from the monotony making #friends on twitter and discord in bad places getting attention from strangers for my relationship with a razor blade staying up all night #for the quiet because i needed to be alone because i couldnt sleep to feel something besides numbness getting yelled at for keeping my room #messy and crying thinking about people knowing i was eating finding a book that made me happy and knowing that once i finished it id #return to awful numbing boredom nothing could fix god ive typed a lot #sorry im feeling nostalgic about feeling bad and summer has always been one of many low points in the year for me #anyways ✌️ #dw about me im actually in a really good place mentally rn i just. am worried for how long itll last #and quite scared about getting taken off my antidepressants tbh #bug shut up #delete later #Youtube

[wikagirl]

may or may not have gone back to the goldsmith where I got my earpiercings re-done after the holes grew shut and bought that hella expensive gold and red garnet jewelry set that my mom stared at the entire time while we were there before.

may or may not have cost me half a month worth of pay but withe the power of girl math this is easily broken down into 3 reasonably priced gifts for mothersday, her birthday and next years christmas.

#my mom is the kind of person to always talk herself out of buying novelty items #because she grew up having to split everything with 4 siblings #and thus never had the money or it would be ruined by somebody else #because she had to share everything even her own personal belongings #and my mom literally pays for all my food and does my laundry #also I still live at home #so I can buy her something nice and expensive she fucki bc deserves it allright #I would also get something for my dad but he is like me and just buys everything he wants himself #so I never really know what to get him besides new woodworkers pencils and his fav chocolate

[shakestheclown]

i feel like killing myself does anyone else feel like killing themselves

#i wish i could just live alone lmao #i need to eat regularly but i cant make food for myself after work w/o my little brother asking me to make him something else too #which isnt the worst thing but hes 20 he could use the oven literally anytime but he refuses to even try #and my time before+after work is so limited i dont feel like cooking a bunch of extra food for somebody who couldve done it hours ago #and then when i try to plan meals out for my family either he'd rather go to sleep or my mom (knows im cooking and then) leaves the house #AND they both get mad and offended if i order food just for myself BUT ALSO if i order for me+my brother he refuses to eat anything besides #mcdonalds which i hate like. i cant win and im just so sick of being alive #on the one hand my brother would never eat if i didnt make him food/buy him food but on the other hand at what point does it stop being my #responsibility... i'm tired i just wanna live in a world where i only have to look after myself and not worry abt everyone hating me #regardless nothing is appetizing to me anymore and i never have time to eat anyway not to mention money like im just so sick of being alive #[liza minelli cackle]

[jkjs]

random anon on my art blog asking me for my opinion on comic book characters out of nowhere whats going on

#i still answered though. Like a sucker #i still dont get why people keep asking me specifically like somebody kept dming me questions about miguel comics before too. #on this account which i dont understand since i never posted in the proper tag as far as i recall #I knew the answers but thats besides the point. #txt

[stonerzelda]

ik im not supposed to bitch abt work but like. Dam. This job definitely has its frustrations

#i have from 8am to 4pm to finish all the rooms on my adsigned floor right. i usually end up staying until 5 bc i do my fucking job properly #somebody. who i am family friends with btw lol. bitched at me today and could Not understand that it wasnt that i did a shitty job #in her room. it was that I hadnt. fucking. been there yet. #hers was my final room and i got there at 2PM. 2 hours early. #yet because i didnt have it done at 12 like she expected apparently that makes me a bad employee. #no matter How many times i explained she kept coming back with 'if you want to keep this job you have to do what your boss is telling you' #i literally was and had on purpose kept her room for last bcos i THOUGHT that it would be nice to have familiar company around to chat with #bc she usually MAKES ME LATE bc SHE LIKES TO CHAT #and then she was confused as to why i was frustrated. girl. fucking help me out #then besides that :) figured out that the nurse who decided she hates me #is the sister of this kid in high school that fucking hated me #like god i love being alive actually its so fair and normal and understanding #rant fuckin over sorry but My God man i am killing myself every fucking day for this place and this is what i get.

[grandmofftarkinsuggestions]

sometimes...... legends canon star wars..... is worse.

#sw #death star novel #i'm most of the way finished with it and dear g-d. #do ya'll seriously like this novel??????? #i need to know what the actual ultimate end-all-be-all daala x tarkin book is bc it is not this one surely. #she's barely in it! she is just here to be his yes man and have a few cute moments with him and that's it. #she is meant to be the main investigator for the mysterious ship explosion that happened but then she retained #memory loss of the past six months after some brain trauma caused in a fight. and then she got shipped back off to the maw. #like any agency and importance she had as a character besides being an emotional base to tarkin (who is also barely in it) #was rendered utterly and totally useless. like she doesn't matter at all besides a few hey we totally care about giving tarkin an arc #/lying moments from the authors. like? they don't even actually utilize her as a tool to uplift tarkin's character arc. she's basically #just there for the investigation (which is now a fridged plot point? i'm assuming that's that on that for its importance to #the story bc she was the only one who knew anything about it and her memory got fucked) and they immediately threw that away #bc it wouldn't fit with anh plotwise and her injury was used for like. two or three scenes of tarkin being kinda nervous. #that's it. like the writers obviously don't care about tarkin and it's killing me bc he is objectively one of the most interesting #characters in the death star novel's mile-long cast of boring apolitical straight couples. #also they make tarkin and vader mildly irritated with each other. even when this book came out (mid 00s) vader and tarkin #were still canonically friends. like in anh. the first movie. the movie that the rest of either canon is based upon. #but whatever! i hate when sw authors ignore canon just bc they personally don't like tarkin like shut up! #get somebody who does like him to write him for g-d's sake. #and that's not even really touching on just how misogynistic this book's writing of every single female character is lmaooo #like daala is the best written woman in it imo and i just ranted about how they used her exclusively as a crux to tarkin's emotions. #insane that she didn't have a first name for over 20 years. that says it all right there.

[in-this-light-on-this-evening]

That Gemini urge to CHANGE THINGS at 00:10AM

#jesussssssssss #i literally NEED to make changes #that means: new wardrobe and new house items and creating new things and finding a new job and changing my social groups irl and #going new places and buying a new phone case and meeting someone new etc etc #i don’t feel well #routine is my greatest enemy and i hate that bitch #the only thing that keeps me alive is my new illustration project #probably will publish that one by the end of the month #anyway yeah not to sound too gemini here but i also NEED to meet new people #i love my friends but i feel like meeting new people to enrich my social life a little bit #am i being mean if i say that i’m getting bored of some of my friends? #they are being extremely annoying and they don’t give me any spark of joy #should i be that person and marie kondo them? i won’t because i’m a nice person but i just get so frustrated sometimes it physically hurts #i want creative and positive people in my life #i want nice and gentle ones #i want somebody i can take on hikes or stay at home painting or drawing with #i’m tired of sarcastic bitches and the ones that have no motivation to do anything in life beside worrying how they look or how many #calories did they eat during the day #i want somebody with a rich brain #positive and active #also i really need a new phone case

[noonegetsleftbehind]

#|| bsaa file: playlist || #|| i never dreamed i'd love somebody like you chris + piers ltsharpshooter || #|| we're in this together now chris + piers fortunatesxn || #|| undisclosed desires chris + jake daughterofnero || #|| you don't know how lovely you are chris + leon agntkennedy || #|| the farther i fall i'm beside you as lost as i get i will find you chris + leon facetedspades || #|| never mind the darkness we still can find a way chris + leon bastardsunlight || #|| if we could take the time to lay it on the line chris + leon traumamade || #|| and we kissed as though nothing could fall chris + jim solvikare || #|| please excuse me i don't mean to be rude chris + hawk vehxmence || #|| you will be the death of me chris + wesker divinitatemadeptus || #|| i can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain chris + wesker bastardsunlight || #//if i missed one let me know lol #//but uh this is relevant with the shit i am working on in my asks #//right now #//and has been on my chris playlist since the beginning lol #|| i watched a change in you it's like you never had wings chris + heisenberg fcrrokinetic || #|| i can still remember just the way you taste chris + leon vigil4nted ||

[crossbackpoke-check]

hello, your tags on my jack/ajax post made my month. ily <3

you also said a terrible thing in referencing Shakespeare because now you have my imagination going to the Roman side of things and thinking Marc Antony = Jack, Connor = Octavianus. Marc Antony, praised and then discarded as second, trying to make his way in life and getting angry at Octavianus who just seems to be there, Caesar's adopted son, supported by the Senate, appointed as the Next Great One while Marcus had worked his butt off and was not recognised for his efforts. His only escape is to turn into a villain and burn the Mediterranean to the ground.

Connor is Achilles, who is, in some measure, an automaton, IMO.

Your mind is a wonderful place <3

🥺💕🥰 i should have been sitting down to answer this a) because this was so nice and b) i almost just fell over going “CAESAR WAYNE GRETZKY??” which was absolutely not even mentioned but was how i decided to process the idea of marc antony jack & octavianus connor 👌🧑‍🍳💋✨

it’s sooo right and compelling from both sides because octavianus was given everything yet also started campaigning as a politician so young (every time i think of connor’s stepping stone chart for getting to the nhl it makes me want to cry) and i mean. gaius julius caesar [octavianus], caesar son of a god = mcjesus, the fact that none of octavianus’ own works remain to give him a voice,,, and then jack marc antony BURN THE MEDITERRANEAN DOWN (the mediterranean in this case being the management of buffalo & department of player safety) i simply!!! your mind!!! marc antony stripped of power by the senate, jack stripped of his captaincy, hated for choosing himself & love over anything else, vilified for choosing a future in which he could be happy rather than the arrangement that suited everyone else, going on an absolute revenge tour next season :)

#have been attempting to answer this for hours but i just keep going 🥰🥰🥰🥰 instead of thoughts i can’t type i’ve got heart emojis for thumbs #liv in the replies #ok now that i’ve looked at the phrase wayne gretzky for long enough i do have to say. jaromir jagr as brutus the kiss of judas etc etc #the mothballs of the pius suter our swiss guy gladiator drw au (we play in little CAESAR’S arena) watching me rev up about this like heyyyyy #w h o is jack eichel’s cleopatra it’s gotta be somebody from vegas & octavianus’ sister is someone from buffalo #sam reinhart buffalo arranged marriage wife ? & jack is both marc antony and cleopatra within himself re: again the bvd torso #& the open possibility of a body as just a body with no designation besides what the viewer assigns to it that depending on who you ask #jack’s surgery was unnecessary it was a risk it was safe it was stupid (oh i get HEATED abt it i’ll still fight if ppl say he shouldn’t’ve) #ajax jack #achilles??? an automaton?? 👀👀👀