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xxnomadsxx · 2 months

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I can only imagine your Branch giving the most disturbing gifts to show he cares. Ex:

Floyd: Oh man, I always worried Velvet and Veneer are gonna come back at some point

Branch: *Man, I wanna make him feel better hmm*

Cue the next day:

Branch: Here Floyd, this should make you feel safer (Man is covered in BLOOD and holding an even bloodier box) 😊

Floyd (about to pass out): Oh thanks B… what is it??

Branch: Velvet and Veneers vocal cords 😁 (He genuinely believes this will make him feel better)

Floyd: Oh… thank you Branch (He doesn’t want to reject the gift since it is one of the only occasions Branch has shown any of the brother’s affection)

His gifts only get worst from there. The brothers one time mention what happened to the Bergen that ate Grandma??? Branch puts Chef’s skeleton up in display for them to see that there’s nothing to worry about and that she’s been avenged. Meanwhile , BroZone: 🧍🧍🧍🧍

Poppy mentions that Creek betrayed the entire Troll kingdom??? Oh yeah, he tells the hilarious story about the time he was roasted alive and eaten by the village and even offers Poppy a tuff of his hair as proof.

He associates threats being eliminated as comforting and so he believes proof of that are the best gifts, he has good intentions but wtf he’s gotta work on better love languages.

anyways yeah BroZone loses their shit every time this happens but don’t have the heart to tell Branch to stop since it’s one of his main ways to show he cares about them and they’ll take anything at this point.

Honestly no one in the village is good at getting appropriate gifts ESPECIALLY Branch (he’s been living with the feral trolls(?) for years and their love language is violence) so you’re gonna have to forgive them on their very gruesome gifts.

All these situations are basically canon now because the idea is just so funny to me that Branch just pulled out all these corpse parts just to be like “don’t worry you’re safe😁”. Every time he does this his brother are just going through every emotion. It’s sweet that he did the gesture for them but also terrifying when you actually think about it (when he’s left the room, at least two of them puked and Floyd passed out four times) When Floyd is given the vocal cords as a gift the only thing keeping him conscious is the adoration that his baby brother got him a gift, but once Branch left the room, he immediately put the box in the closet and proceeded to puke on the floor. (Originally Branch got the vocal cords after he found out velvet and veneer took Floyd, but I find the idea of him going back for round two just so he can get a trophy for Floyd to tell him he was “safe” even better)

When he showed the skeleton to the brothers they were just too shocked to actually understand what was happening and kind of just went numb for a few minutes, all they could do was force themselves to focus on how happy Branch was so they wouldn’t have a meltdown.(when they later registered what they saw they just cried) When Poppy brought up how angry she is at Creek and how mad she is that he up and left again instead of staying to face his problems!! Branch laughed and said “OH, don’t worry we handled it😁” and he pulled out a tuff of Creeks hair, and hilariously explained the “funny story” of Creeks demise.

Everyone at this point just stops talking about people they don’t like out of fear that Branch Is just gonna come out with their body at any second. They like the gestures of the gift. It’s just the fact that they’re basically just corpse parts in a box that is handed to them with a smile 😊 saying, “I hope you like it” (he eventually stops when explained how messed up it is)

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malinaa · 5 months

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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

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sunderwight · 7 months

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Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.

Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.

Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.

Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.

Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.

Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.

I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.

Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.

I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.

#good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #both angels and demons are suckers for a bit of kindness too #even if they pretend otherwise and even if there are exceptions to the rule #like yeah you're probably not gonna win over the likes of hastur or michael with a nicety #but according to word of god furfur would be highly susceptible to a kind word #and well we see how it is with muriel and jim #i think this is why shax also weirdly toes the line between getting crowley destroyed and being almost-friends with him #that's just how it works in hell when you don't actually despise somebody #you can't be nice to them but you're still also kind of helpful and non-hostile a lot #don't let it interfere with your goals but sure deliver their mail and get their help with your boiler issues why not #maggie took the wrong approach to confronting the demons #if she'd been nice instead of telling them off they wouldn't have known how to handle it i bet #they're USED to being mocked and yelled at #should have given them jim's tray of canapes and offered them tea and stuff #not that I expect anyone to intuit that under the circumstances just that it might have actually held them off a lot longer #bunch of demons sitting outside of a bookshop passing around a tray of tiny little dinners and listening to records playing from inside

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shipperwolf1 · 11 months

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The Unsundered's progressively worsening no good very bad 13 millennia:

Emet Selch: nearly driven mad by the crushing weight of responsibility and the grief of losing his loved ones

Elidibus: driven slightly mad by the physical and psychological trauma of being a living breathing battery for the world's first summoned god

Lahabrea: driven completely mad by his batshit insane wife and evil alien pet rock

#ffxiv #and NONE of them get an opportunity to seek therapy #just. BACK INTO THE SEA WITH YE #*toss*#emet selch #elidibus #lahabrea #6.4 spoilers #somebody help these pathetic old men

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martianbugsbunny · 9 months

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Screencap from a scene in X-Men First Class (but flipped upside-down bc they were in the middle of an Obi-Wan level happy landing lol):

Nabbed it because I love how Erik's response to Charles free-floating in the cabin during a plane crash was to just throw himself down on top of Charles and magnet himself to the plane it's so CUTE so PROTECTIVE

but I'm having immense internal screaming about the way Charles has grabbed onto Erik's wrist?!?!?!?! I love them so much?!!?!?

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cringefail-clown · 11 months

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PORRIM: So+ we finally meet face to+ face, Ro+xy Lalo+nde.

ROXY: !! :D

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #porrim maryam #what is their shipname #porroxy #????? somebody help #hom3stuck #turnabout au #basically their first convo in person after they get onto the meteor!#kankri sideyeing them in the background like #also still trying to land on how i wanna draw those two #unghh

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dreamsuvivor · 1 year

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The mental effects of competing against Sir Lewis Hamilton should be studied. From Alonso in Monaco this year and his recent comments, to Nico’s constant comments on Sky, to Verstappen literaly admiting today that he crashed into Lewis on purpose to prevent him from winning… a man that is 5th in the standings, and is in no way a threat to him. Really somebody get these men profesional help bc their respective championship fights with Lewis have been over for years now and they still wake up in cold sweat screaming his name.

#f1 #lewis hamilton #the way this man is living rent free in their minds #truly a goat #but fr somebody get them profesional help #anti verstappen #anti red bull #fernando alonso #nico rosberg #formula1 #brazilian grand prix 2022

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starflungwaddledee · 5 months

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A little off topic but do I spy tail feathers on gk in the last panel?

thank you for noticing thank you for noticing thank you for n oticing thanky nyou f

yes, you most certainly do!

voilà!

he's had them in every picture of him i've posted, but they're not always easy to see! i was really wondering when someone would notice!

it is a swallow-like tail! when you have big ol' wings i figure that having a rudder helps significantly with manoeuvrability. here's some sketches where you can see it a little more clearly.

and an extra bonus; with all those feathers he's obviously gotta have a way to preen them...

#as you can see unlike vul he is a Gloves Wearer so he gets hit with the Scary Hands beam. you're welcome.#i also draw his wings at slightly inconsistent sizes because i hc that the knights can adjust their wing sizes a little.#genuinely feel like they do change constantly in the games so... why not make it an intentional quirk.#helps them to fit them into spaces! (and helps me to draw them in compositions. do you see what i mean.)#anyway anon thank u for this ask. i was really hanging out for somebody to notice!!!.#awtdy au #my art #galacta knight #bandana waddle dee #my headcanons and worldbuilding

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uncanny-tranny · 8 months

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I think it's only natural to feel anger when somebody isn't "taking your advice" or listening to you about their mental health or what will help them. People want to help people, and the anger comes when you are perceiving somebody as not being receptive but...

It can be a selfish impulse to say that your opinion about their illness is the only thing they need. It isn't about you, even though the advice you give is given by you.

Nobody deserves to suffer, this is true. But, also, nobody deserves to be forced to do things that either won't help or won't be genuine. If somebody isn't taking your advice, there's a reason for it (maybe it's not a good enough reason for you, but this isn't the point). It's okay to be disappointed or angry, but it's not going to help to lash out at them. That is only pouring water onto a grease fire.

#mental health #mental health advocacy #sometimes you DO need to freefall without a parachute. sometimes the 'just get better! ☺️' mindset that's given to us will slowly kill us #the whole 'if you take my advice you'll be free from your illness 😇' saviour complex is honestly something that would have killed me #because it wasn't coming from a place of genuinely helpfulness or what would work for *me*...#...those pieces of advice came from the mindset of how to make everybody else comfortable...#...because it minimized the fact that i was (am) fucking insane and unwell and ill and debilitated...#...the advice came across as sinister because it wasn't about me despite addressing my insanity. it was ABOUT everybody else #and i just got done watching a heartbreaking video about somebody else's decline and i don't want them to suffer...#...but i also don't want to be the cause OF their suffering. my advice for them would be unhelpful i think...#...so i am still heartbroken and sad and maybe angry but that... isn't their fault. they are SUFFERING and VISIBLY so...#...i want their suffering to end in any way that will actually help *them* and not my ego y'know...

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bug-eyedstrugglebus · 2 months

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I have Hermitcraft brainrot so I drew season ten Gem and Grian (sunfish duo) fishing together! :D

Their duo name is sunfish duo because it’s literally perfect and everyone loves it :J

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shadeswift99 · 2 years

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Thinking about how the players of Double Life immediately started subtly being more careful because of the soul bonds. Thinking about how even though this is a death game, even though the goal has always been to stay alive at all costs and take as little damage as possible, I heard so many variations on "I'm going to have to get used to taking care of you, too" from so many of them, followed by them taking much better care of themselves. Thinking about how out of their way they go not to take small amounts of mundane damage from falls and drowning because the harm feels different when it isn't just you suffering it. Just...thinking a lot about that.

#double life #It's fascinating to me #just....the difference in thinking it makes to imagine a person outside of yourself coming to harm or inconvenience from something you do #vs when it's just yourself #the extra vigilance that in the end doesn't really make much sense #because aren't all of them just people? aren't you also a person?#why does it feel different to take a hit alone than to share it with somebody else? why does that make us more reluctant?#it's very interesting and i think it might actually help all of them to last longer in the series #it's like the life series equivalent to being given a plant to take care of for your mental health #or like. one of those egg babies from home ec classes #because suddenly it's not just /you/#i can't wait to see how that'll play out #(but also. if you're reading this maybe go get a glass of water if you're thirsty)#(eat if you're hungry，get a blanket if you're cold)#(because i bet you would if you had a friend soul bound to you who could feel the same things)#(and are you not soul bound to yourself?)

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xxnomadsxx · 2 months

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okay, do you know that episode in Trollstopia with that switcher ruby and Poppy and Branch switch bodies for the day? How would Poppy handle running things in the Grey village vs Branch handling things in Trollstopia/Pop village in your Nomads AU? Or would they just come clean and explain what happened this time?

The argument would be about running the kingdoms and how the other is doing it wrong instead of the “you couldn’t walk a day in my shoes” argument, then they would stumble onto the ruby.

At first Branch says he’s just going to tell his tribe what happened since they would understand and just let Branch continue whatever business he needs to do in Poppy’s body…Until Poppy immediately stops him and tells him how the entire pop village would absolutely lose their minds over this!!! Branch understands the issue so they just do a life swicheroo Branch goes to pop village (regretfully because he hates pop village and everything they do) While Poppy goes to the grey village excited that she now has “full control” over the village to make it happier (they would look slightly different Branch in Poppy’s body would look messier and have war paint on her face , and Poppy in Branch’s body would be more put together and clean)

Everything goes to hell!!! Branch goes on a rampage trying to safety everything and everyone by arming the villagers,shutting down every party, getting rations for everyone, has brought a huge dead carcass to the town square for “dinner”, and is currently trying to teach children how to wield a dagger (he’s not doing ok at leading, everyone is terrified and kinda (super) panicking thinking poppy lost it) Viva and Peppy are losing it as the normally always happy Poppy’s personality did a complete 180!!! The snack pack does everything to try and “snap her out of it”

Poppy ain’t doing much better as she is trying to “enhappify” the village. She has started 4 dance parties, 3 cupcake socials, has tried to have 8 dance offs, and 15 glitter balloon fights (everyone is in absolute terror, I mean WHAT happened to their leader?!?!? is he ok?!) after 30 minutes (YES THIS ALL HAPPENED IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!) Thing decides to tackle Branch drag him home on all fours and is currently putting him on house arrest thinking he got rabies or something. Poppy tries to escape only to get caught over and over by the very overprotective and concerned (troll?). Everyone in the village is trying to clean up the village as they run around getting medical supplies, psychologist, and whatever for their leader (they are so scared even the ferals are panicking?!?!!!!??!)

When the brothers find out Branch was acting like a happy troll they try to kidnap him from the village to have fun together as a family but fail as the whole village is on quarantine.

In the end they both would have to do the others job the “right way” as the village has fallen apart with the tactics they were doing. They later escape meet up and confess how hard it was to be the other and agree to leave the other alone on how to run their villages (even if they both think the other could take a page or two out of their book on how to run a kingdom)

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vimbry · 3 months

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it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.

#tmbg #this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones #I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao #I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered #the title seemed like a euphemism to me #it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park #and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia #so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together #bc they're stoned and in love #but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too''#''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned''#sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint #esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep''#the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round''#sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it #and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state #plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass #like it's catching you off-guard #but it's not about any of that it's about being high #anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but

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tanglepelt · 1 year

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Dc x dp idea 21

Danny reveals phantom to his parents. They seemingly take it well. Life continues as normal. They don’t hunt phantom but still going after other ghost.

Slowly things start to change. His parents ask him to do things for them. Like let them take his blood or do some seemingly harmless test. All under the claim that it’s for Danny’s best interest. To make speciality medicine and what not.

The Fenton parents get more and more deadly with other ghosts. Weapons are more effective their containing cells fully work. Danny is just happy there not hunting him and ghost are out less.

It’s only when they hurt a ghost to the point it goes into his core it’s a problem.

Danny can’t just chuck the core into the ghost zone and call it good. Some ghost could absorb it to make themselves stronger or something.

So Danny ditches his screaming parents takes the core and goes. He leaves unaware of his parents plans for him and the core.

The minute he leaves amity Constantine and any magic users can feel the presence of the infinite realm. 2 of them 1 extremely injured.

Danny ends up in Gotham cause there is ectoplasm there. That way the core can heal quicker.

There is a hunt for Danny and he doesn’t realize it. Both his parents and the JLD. One to help the other to hurt.

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daily-dose-of-danno · 11 months

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Can you post video clips, too? or only screenshots?

Season 3, Episode 7 - Livin' Large

I can post video clips, too! I haven't before, mostly because this blog was originally intended to just be a single screenshot of Danny per day, but it's sort of become a screenshot source and request spot as of lately lol

#not that im complaining! i love helping people find what they need :)#i have a lot of requests in my inbox right now #and i swear if youve submitted something i have seen it! and im working on getting to it #trying to answer these mostly in order #but im not answering them all at once because i dont want to spam post #i think ive already said all this but i feel bad #sorry yall ill get to ya #request #video #vid #livin large #giw #guys in white #danny phantom #danny fenton #daily dose of danno #anyway i chose this particular clip with somebody in mind #*cough* grammy grace *cough*

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joy-crimes · 9 months

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i started reading Yuri Is My Job and oh my god i feel so bad for the main character like. holy heck. please call the cops girl this shit cannot continue

#i get that its supposed to be a cute like... oh! im indebted to these people so i have to help them #but like. the former minwage employee in me is cringing #when u have to work w/ ppl that hate you... its so demoralizing #get out girl #get help please #call somebody LMAO

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