#someone @ marvel and tell them they could've kept sylvie as she is and simply not made loki a terrible fighter and an idiot along the way

[worstloki]

"You know, I don't think I've ever walked this much in my life," is such an objectively funny line honestly

#it's either the truth (horrifying to think about) or a terrible 'trick' to get info on something he already knew about (also horrifying) #i can't believe they've thrown loki at the start of a power arc when it's his 7th mcu appearance and was meant to be his show #the entire situation is hilarious #someone @ marvel and tell them they could've kept sylvie as she is and simply not made loki a terrible fighter and an idiot along the way #there was literally no need to keep saying loki is bad and a villain there was literally no need for the romance or throne-purpose 'arc' #he didn't even get to use his magic in a cool way other than 2 seconds of telekinesis which did not contribute to anything #like BRO #bro come on stop making him do hair flips every 2 seconds without the decent fighting as well #super strength whomst? #magic whomst? #nah here's AU loki with his 53234 ridiculous over-expressions who talks more than he's worth and can't take a hit #the Loki show