#someone call HR

[commissionsdarian]

It's all fun and games until you start counting the amount of OSHA violations

#there's one every millisecond #someone call HR #aka Reg #Reg is HR #because I set up a complaints system #he keeps deleting his email addresses but sadly HR can't hide from employees for long #Reg himself is 20 separate OSHA violations #1 of them being his fashion #tua rp #oc

[sydcarmyfan]

Mr Adamu, is this your daughter?

Mr Adamu, here’s exhibit A showing your daughter and her ‘’boss’’ looking at each other in an affectionate manner so any comment on this?

Fak, Richie or Tina needs to inform Mr Adamu that his daughter is out here doing the most with a man who is supposedly just her boss. I need someone to tell Mr Adamu about these things:

1. Syd and Carmy go to the apartment and flirt when they are supposed to be working

2. Syd and Carmy love getting in each other’s faces

3. Carmy bought a Thom Browne jacket for Syd

#Forget calling HR #I need someone to call Mr Adamu #I just need someone to tell on them so I can watch Syd and Carmy deny the allegations #sydney adamu #sydcarmy #carmen berzatto #emmanuel adamu #the bear

[clemkesh]

aaaaaaaaah

#i have a job interview pt 1 on tues and i am freaking out about it #cannot stress enough how unbelievably cool this job would be #i love their games and i love their team and im so so perfect for this job but im sure the competition for this role #is insanity esp bc its technically remote #i need this shit to go well im trying not to get my hopes up but like #this is a dream job and the fact that im interviewing for it.... an interview with [REDACTED!!!] im just #like worst case scenario ive talked to someone whose work and opinions i love for half an hr i guess but like #best case is sooooooOoooo life changingly cool #anyways im very nervous and this isnt even the real interview its just the screening call but its amazing i got this far #manifest this shit for me i deserve it <3

[moregraceful]

I had a good meeting today, I want that on record. I want it on record that I had a good meeting. I had a meeting that did NOT make me want to take to the sea in a little rowboat.

#my job is so much fun when i am like. ALLOWED TO DO IT #like it's a cool job!! i get to do reference work that helps people!! i get to advocate for my coworkers!! i get to help people #so that they can feel secure and empowered to do incredibly hard and meaningful work!! #but since november it's been like meeting after meeting of the most insane bullshit presented in the most therapized words by #the fucking executive team and it's just like. ok i am just some guy like my job is not to call bullshit on the executive director #so i love when i have a meeting with someone who is just like my living situation sucks and i need some help getting out. LIKE YEAH!! #I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU GET INTO HOUSING THAT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER!!! I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE SURE YOU FEEL SAFE #RATHER THAN LISTEN TO SEVERAL 45YO WOMEN ON THE EXECUTIVE TEAM TRY TO THERAPIZE THEIR WAY THROUGH HOSTILE MANAGEMENT!! #fresno oilers.txt #i was explaining my job to someone once and they were like so you're basically the union...but like you're not union. and i was like yeah 🥲 #neither hr nor the union but a secret third thing (vibes guy finding low cost therapy and telling people to take their lunch breaks)

[natchla]

just one question. what is achi’s job description? because so far he’s an assistant, maintenance tech, social media manager, and product developer.

#someone call hr. #nvm achi will probably answer that too #cherry magic the series #cherry magic thai

[reigningmax]

on the verge of a mental breakdown happy Friday !

#my post #work has been a dumpster fire since i opened my eyes at 6:30am #i've been in back to back calls for literally 5 hrs now #my dog is stuck in the room with me and she wont stop barking #im ready to cry and also to kill someone

[jihyolesbian]

I GOT A JOB IM A LIBRARY ASSISTANT

#AT MY COUNTY’S LIBRARY SYSTEM AT THEIR MAIN BRANCH SEHSKHAKCH #HEHDJAJDLSHDKDH KDLXHDKD IT PAYS REALLY WELL TOO #i originally applied to a local branch as a circulation technician (front desk basically) and interviewed and thought it went well but i #didnt hear back from them for 2weeks. and then on the 15th day i got an email that started with ‘Unfortunately we chose someone else’ and i #was 🙁 BUT THEN THE REST OF THE EMAIL I WAS LIKE 😯 bc they said they chose someone else bc they wanted me at a different position (HIGHER PAY #AND I WAS DEF UNDERQUALIFIED FOR THIS NEW ONE?) #and it’s not at a local branch it’s at the system’s main branch 😯 #BUT I WAS LIKE YES IM INTERESTED #and they said i didnt have to interview again and the hr lady just called me now and ahe was like ‘ #‘congrats we’d like to offer you the position’ AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GODOOOSDSS AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME😭 #but im so excited this is like . crazy i didnt apply to this position bc i very much am not qualified for it. also i hope they know i have #to leave in august🫣 for school🫣 #BUT AYE

[inkyshark]

I am currently working at a Goodly William thrift store as a cashier and I have had a time of it.

Anyway, I was checking this customer out and she had two cds: a metal band I can't recall and Hilary Duff. I asked if she had checked the cds, she hadn't, so I checked and said that the Hilary Duff had a skip ring on it, but it wasn't bad and should play okay.

She said 'Oh, that's fine. I collect them for the aesthetics. They're so cool, like some sort of lost technology.' and inflicted psychic damage on me. I just paused for a second and I'm glad I at least had a face mask on to hide the confusion, read her total, and had to tell her we don't have a tap reader.

I need a new job asap...

#inky talks #I think that's my chatter tag #I have a few other stories but today was a day and only 4 hrs #Not a bad day just a day #Everyone there bosses included act their wage cause our manager only makes 18.60 and i make 15.75 so no one cares #I called it that cause i don't want people to find it in the main tags #One of my bosses chased someone out of the store and shouted don't come back out the doors #Oh and someone pepper sprayed themselves outside the store and had to run in and use the defunct fountain #Paramedics were called and managers were peeved it made a mess they had to clean and the lady's friend came up and asked for baby shampoo #I was like uh we don't take those as donations but we have some blue dawn dish soap and she said no it had to be gentle #And like gave me a confused and disappointed stare when i suggested she go to the target down the road like lady this is a goodwill

[chris-elkar]

@matthew-alexander

Ever since the wine festival party and his conversation with Judas, work had been... awkward. Or at least it felt that way, Chris had done his best to act like everything was the same as before. He had fed off of Matthew since then. The first time Chris had turned him down, but the next he’d given in to the cravings, feeling guilty as hell afterwards. He still hadn’t told Judas or anyone else about that particular issue because he didn’t want to face their judgement.

He was putting things away when he turned to see Matthew beside him. “Hey.” Only deities could naturally feel emotions from people, right?

#(someone call HR) #matthew: personal problems #thread

[lanshappycorner]

Really want to be like one of those really cool mysterious artists that post art and then just leave and never say anything but I cannot for the life of me shut the fuck up 💔 like someone will say anything that implies that they wanna hear me say shit and I'll be looking at them like

Really you wanna hear me talk?

#i got things to say !!! #unfortunately #esp when ppl talk to me abt my ocs like ill type u an essay #actually i have too much to say i think for a good like 50% of my asks i tend to ramble in paragraphs #and so i end up having to delete and rewrite everything in 1 paragraph or less 💔 #which is actually so funny bc i can go on a 6 hr call with someone and speak a total of 4 words but i cant shut up online #fuck im rambling this is what im talking abt i will stop now

[scarletanpan]

So who forgot to tell me taiko no tatsujin straight up has a mode where you swing your switch controllers like you're playing a giant taiko drum?? Cause this is the most fun I've had in years, you actually have to swing your arms in an arc or it won't register right but when you get it oh my god. I think I reached peak fulfillment waving my arms around like a crazy person drumming to senbonzakura

#i always want to hit like actual drums but i didnt wanna get one of those drums that come w it #this is perfect. even better actually bc i can do it mostly silently in my room #and its just so fun hitting like a taiko drum. someday i hope to see someone play one in person #its called fitness mode and yeah. will have you sweating after a few songs but it feels like stimming so i got trapped playing for 2 hrs #insanely fun tho. i got the music pass free trial just to play a bunch of vocaloid and game music and honestly i think it cured me #taiko no tatsujin

[blue-madd]

The only reason why my main paracosm will always keep its title as "main" even tho I have like a dozens more which aren't AUs & in which I pass more time now is because no matter how caught up in another world I am, the paras of my main paracosm will always find their way back to me as impulsive thoughts if not in another way

#my main parame spends a lot of time unconsciously popping up in my mind as if he was an alter fronting for someone who should not be real #like he keeps accidentally breaking the fourth wall except he doesn't know it but i can see/hear it all clearly babe i see u showering rn #not complaining tho i love his energy and his unexpected 3-hrs long monologues #also not trying to brag but i did pass years both irl and inside on that paracosm & its funny people #and its the only one that feels so natural to me like its home. its the first place i think of a safe place to go #its my whole world but so were other paracosms before which is why im so glad this one just refuses to let me go no matter what #these are my people in there and it feels good knowing theyre calling to me too like we all know i belong there #madd #maladaptive daydreaming #paras rant #paraportal #paracosm : Q

[moregraceful]

having my normal bi-weekly 3 hour phone conversation with @bunnymcfoo and in the middle of saying something bananas alarming about logan couture while she idly let me dig my own grave, i had a vision of that tweet that's like "me (insane) talking to my friend (also insane): you're not insane. and neither am i." truly the vibe whenever i open my mouth around her. good to have friends.

#1 hr in bunny's mom being like wow you guys talk a long time #i'm pretty sure my mom thinks i just made bunny up #every time i'm like i saw my friend bunny at the cuda game she's like ??? my child is just saying stuff #my most boomer trait is i love phone calls frankly. love to hear people's voices. love to chat. love to make plans quickly and efficiently #love to be able to fold laundry or wipe the counter while i am enjoying someone else's company #love to not look at my phone or computer for an extended period of time. phone calls rule #fresno oilers.txt #birdfriends

[spleen9000]

I think the district I work for should hand me an assistant resource analyst job instead of this limited hours and only 4 years bs because. I am already doing it.

#I was working with our resource analyst today and talking abt how he had a number for someone I could call to set up vet appointments #for our ambassador animals and asking me questions about their setups and feeding schedules and it was like damn #technically all of this is in your job description. why am I doing all this while only making 19/hr for max 900 hours a year and no benefits

[hexmaniacchoco]

So, Target has decided to fire employees who purchase a Stanley cup. Yeah the same Stanley cups that have lead in them. Target's reasoning is that they violated a policy which doesn't allow employees to gain an "unfair advantage" over customers when it comes to purchasing limited items. Managers' reasoning for allowing employees to buy the cup is that it's a cup and why on Earth should people not be allowed to buy them. My opinion is scalping is bad and a problem that needs to be better addressed by companies. The solution is not to fire employees for buying limited items, even if they put one to the side for themselves to purchase after work. I think a much better solution is one we already use, which is the good old fashioned purchase limit paired with not making only like 1 of something per every hundred of people wanting it. You want to buy a few? Sure, maybe you're buying the others for friends or family or something who also like the thing. You want to buy 10? 50? The entire stock on display and all in the back? Absolutely not, sir madam or other.

Also if you're a Target employee who got fired, definitely make sure to file for unemployment and have the state investigate for unlawful termination. It might not be considered as such because it was a stupid policy but still a policy, but might as well find out and have them go after Target if it is. (And no, "at-will" does not mean that an employer can fire you for absolutely any reason. They just want you to think that so you don't bother to track conversations in written (text/e-mail/etc) form and have state labor departments investigate when you get fired and are applying for unemployment.)

#target #stanley cups #I not only would enjoy seeing a mass boycott of Target for this #I would also enjoy seeing it turn out that this is considered unlawful termination in many states #by the way unlawful termination is usually when you get fired because of someone's bigotry or you reported a problem with someone to HR #or your boss etc #but I'm hoping things like this are considered stupid enough to count as unlawful #by the way if you ever are fired make sure you ask your employer why you are being fired #they are legally required to tell you a reason I'm pretty sure #if they decide not to tell you you can take that e-mail/text and send it to your state's labor department while filing unemployment #and report the company for unlawful termination #if you spoke to them in person about why you were fired then no worries #just send a follow-up text or e-mail asking them to confirm what they said in the conversation #if they change it or say they don't have to tell you or ignore the e-mail/text you can also submit that to the labor department #also if they try to give you a reason that sounds like it would be legitimate just report them anyway if you suspect it #and still make sure to get everything you can in writing to send in #because the state labor department will still investigate the matter in a way intended to trip up companies trying to lie #oh and also if you suspect you will be fired soon always let the employer fire you #if they offer to let you resign or quit they are trying to avoid the state investigating them lol #and if they reduce your hours to try and force you to quit or stop calling you in to work you can report that too

[glittter-vamp]

I’m on Work Secret Santa & Work Christmas party TikTok and I cannot be more happy to not work in an office anymore & having to deal holiday stuff with coworkers 😭

#someone got a box of Halloween candy for their gift like what??? #and another person got called in by HR for their behavior while drunk at their work party lmaoooo