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katzske · 2 years
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Ranking Shockwave Dubs (Pics Below)
This is of course my personal opinion and all just in good fun. Also, I don’t understand Japanese at all and Spanish just in pathetic amounts so I can’t judge their content.
English
uses two accents for Longarm and Shockwave, and although the change in voice is subtle compared to the other dubs it still makes a significant difference
Longarm sounds kind and a little on edge at times, but Shockwave’s voice is hella playful, practically seductively telling you that you’re dumb
very sophisticated voice, fits well for old deer man
has some higher pitches whine-sighs which honestly reveal the goofball within him
5.5/5 Good stuff.
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Japanese
uses two different voices for Longarm and Shockwave, and man they are good
Longarm sounds so darn friendly you’d trust him with your drink at a party
Shockwave on the other hand would poison the drink and watch you die slowly, and while that’s happening, explain to you the chemical reactions that are eating away your innards
has some extra dialogue in scenes where he is silent in English dub, also yells “transform” and makes quiet noises when shooting
he sounds younger than English dub, but twice as smug. Very fitting for twink spy
5/5 Good stuff
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German
ok who wrote his voice lines
the things he says sometimes BRO HE ADDRESSES MEGATRON WITH “NUMBER ONE”, LIKE WHO ARE YOU, FUCKING JEAN-LUC PICARD!!??
THEN HE ALSO SAYS A DUMB PROVERB TO BUMBLEBEE, YO STAWP IT
this idiot doesn’t have different voices for Longarm and Shockwave, and it’s just a basic deep voice that doesn’t really fit. You know that dude’s voice used in cinema advertisement for snacks? That’s it.
the only good thing about the dub is that fitting to his odd appearance, he also has his voice slightly distorted...
unfortunately I don’t have much material to shit on bc S3 in German doesn’t exist
3/5 I’d rank him lower if it wasn’t for his hilariously dumb lines, ansonsten wär er Kacke
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Spanish
a thing I generally noticed in Spanish dub is that voice acting overlaps sometimes, so like in fighting scenes their grunts overlap constantly
yes, the scene where Ratchet and Shockwave pull at the Magnus Hammer is filled with overlapping, loud old-man-moans but not in a good way. It’s like they’re shi--
like in the Japanese version, he makes noises when shooting, but he also makes noises whenever struggling or using his ability
the voice for Longarm is pleasant but basic, but for Shockwave, while definitely evil sounding, it’s too deep and not very fitting
1.5/5 I’m really sorry but not my can of oil
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Oh, what’s this? You want to take a listen to his angelic voice and see for yourself? Since Tumblr blocks posts with external links, here is how to find results.
Japanese- copy paste TFA ショックウェーブ in google search bar, and you should see a 25 min video pop up with Japanese title
German- go to YouTube and punch in “Transformers Animated Shockwave German”
Spanish- also YouTube, “Transformers Animated Español Latino”, go search for a playlist with all episodes and check episodes
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Book Club
For the anon who requested : can you do a professor remus one?
Remus Lupin x Reader
After complaints from parents about their kiddies not learning anything, Professor Binns was finally (politely) forced into retirement. That meant for the first time in centuries there was an opening for a History of Magic professor. You jumped on the opportunity immediately, never expecting to actually get the job. You were young, relatively inexperienced, but you were a wiz at history of magic, you had always been, even in your time at Hogwarts not too long ago. 
That’s why Dumbledore gave you the job. That and he was hoping that having someone young and relatable would inspire the students. And you hoped he was right, all you wanted to do was teach, from the time you were a young child. You sat nervously in your seat at the faculty table and looked around at all the young faces in front of you. You remembered being that young. 
“I would like to introduce two new professors this year that we are very lucky to have. Teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts will be Remus Lupin,” There was some scattered applause as a man a few seats down from you stood up, waving slightly. He was a handsome man, definitely older than yourself, but his eyes were even older than that. He had light scars on his face that were illuminated in the candlelight. “And replacing Professor Binns this year will be the lovely Y/N Y/L/N,” You took your turn to stand, there was a wolf whistle from somewhere in the gaggle of students. You flushed slightly and Dumbledore hushed them, “She’s recently been in your shoes, so I hope you will all take her knowledge to heart. Now, enjoy the feast!” 
You took your seat again, watching as the plates in front of you filled with delicious foods and your goblet filled itself to the brim with pumpkin juice. Merlin, you had missed Hogwarts. 
The first week of classes flew by in a whirl. You felt like you were slightly out of your league and you were beginning to panic. The kids were not much younger than yourself, and you felt like they didn’t quite respect you yet, and you had no idea how to gain it. You didn’t want to hand out detentions, that wasn’t your style. You didn’t want them to hate you or fear you via punishment. You wanted them to like you and to understand you were there to help them. 
One day between classes you were wandering the hallway, trying to clear your head when you heard a roar of laughter. You stopped, peaking into the cracked doorway. Professor Lupin was at the head of the class, and the students in front of him were laughing, grinning ear to ear. 
“Okay okay!” He raised his hand and the laughter died down, “Next up, remember,” He flicked his wand and spoke, “Riddikulus!” The next student stepped up and Lupin opened the chest at the front of the room, and a Bogart popped out, taking on the form of a giant snake. You watched from the hallway, smiling to yourself. 
“Remember, remember the spell! He called and the young girl looked at him worriedly before flourishing her wand and yelling out the spell. The snake morphed and changed and suddenly it was a giant clown, the students roared with laughter again. You remained watching, student after student went. They were learning, they were having fun. It was everything you wanted for your own class. Finally, a student stepped up, Harry Potter, you noticed. When his Bogart turned into a Dementor Lupin lept in front of him, and it changed into a full moon. You frowned. “Riddikulus,” He spoke, and suddenly it was gone, a balloon with the air let out from it. Everyone cackled but you continued to frown. Why would his biggest fear be the moon? “Alright, alright,” He announced, laughing, “That’s enough fun for today, I will see you all next class!” There were groans of protest from kids who didn’t go yet, but they all turned to shuffle out past you. 
“Ms. Y/L/N, I didn’t see you there,” Lupin greeted you, gesturing for you to come into the classroom, you stepped forward. 
“Sorry to impose, I heard laughter, I had to check it out,” You smiled politely at him, he smiled back. 
“I hope we weren’t too loud, Ms. Y/L/N.” 
“Absolutely not.” You assured him, “And please, call me Y/N.” He nodded his head, shifting around slightly. 
“Of course, Y/N. You’re welcome to call me Remus, if it pleases you.” He was so polite it was almost comical. You took a deep breath getting ready to ask the question on the tip of your tongue, but Remus spoke first. 
“How are you finding teaching so far?” He asked and you shrugged slightly, smiling sheepishly. 
“Alright, I actually wanted to ask you.. For advice.”
“Me? I’m sure there are much more qualified people to be giving out advice.” 
“Maybe, but none of them are new to being a professor. And your students seem to love you so much already. I want to know how you did it. Maybe over a cup of tea? I don’t feel like my students are connecting to me yet.” You explained and he nodded knowingly. 
“It’s a hard gig, especially so young.” 
“I feel like they think I’m just babysitting them,” You both chuckled. 
“How about Friday after lessons? My office, I can give you all the advice I have, even if it isn’t much.” You nodded and smiled. 
“Sounds lovely,” You checked the watch on your arm and nodded towards the door, “I have to go, it was good to finally meet you properly, Remus.” 
“You as well, Ms.- I mean, Y/N.” You laughed, offering him a small wave before turning to leave the classroom, looking forward to Friday. 
Friday rolled around faster than you thought it would, and you were grateful. You felt like your students were warming up to you, but there was still a disconnect. You walked to Remus’s office and knocked. A moment later the door opened and the man stood in front of you smiling softly. 
“Hello, Y/N.” 
“Hello Remus, how was your week?” You asked, stepping into the office. It was nicely decorated, and the bookshelves were brimming with literature, so much so that there were several boxes around the room with even more books in them still. 
“Sorry for the mess,” you waved him off.
“It’s lovely, have you read all of these?” You asked curiously as you followed the man to his desk, sitting in one of the plush seats on the opposite side while he settled behind it. 
“Most of them yes, there are some I haven’t gotten around to yet,” He admitted. You smiled, watching him conjure a teapot and two mugs over. He poured you each a glass. “How do you take your tea?” He asked, and you smiled sitting back in the comfortable chair.
“Just some sugar please,” He added a few cubes of sugar before setting the mug in front of you. “Did you go to Hogwarts?” 
“A few lifetimes ago, yes,” He chuckled, taking a sip of his own drink, you stirred yours with your spoon waiting for the sugar to dissolve. 
“Oh come on, hardly.” You laughed, “Is it as odd for you as it is for me? To be here and not be a student?” Remus nodded his head. 
“Yes, it’s odd. Being here, being in charge, not being...” He paused, and eyed you slightly, “Not being a troublemaker.” That made you laugh harder. 
“You were a troublemaker?” You pressed and he shrugged before nodding, his eyes glistening slightly. 
“A bit, well my mates were, but they dragged me into everything,” 
“Brilliant,” You snickered. 
“What about you? All I’ve heard from other professors is how brilliant you were.” You flushed slightly, glancing away. 
“I’m not that brilliant, I only ever really excelled in history of magic. And that wasn’t hard considering most kids didn’t even want to be there. But I love it, I love to read. And I would love for my students to find it even half as interesting as I do.”
“So make it more interesting,” He prompted, and you sighed,
“It’s not like defense, I can’t very well let a Bogart loose in the classroom,” You teased and it was his turn to flush slightly. 
“I’m sure you could think of something more appropriate to the subject, you seem rather resourceful.” You sipped on your tea and hid your smile behind the mug. 
“I will try,” You assured, “I think it’s hard for them to respect me, they look at me and they see their siblings, or older kids they attended school with. They don’t think of me as a professor.” Remus put his mug down and looked at your thoughtfully. 
“I’m sure they respect you more than you give them credit for.” You shrugged, “Dumbledore would not have given you this position if he didn’t think you were more than qualified, just remember that.” You smiled and nodded your head. 
“Thank you, I think I needed to hear that,” 
“Of course,” You made small talk as you drank your tea, and you eventually put the empty mug down with a content sigh. 
“You know, we should start a book club.” The man across from you chuckled, raising an eyebrow. 
“A book club?”
“That was my polite way of asking to raid your little library you have yourself here,” You grinned and he chuckled again waving a hand towards the shelves. 
“By all means, anytime you’d like you’re welcome to borrow. Or else they just collect more dust.” That was all the invitation you needed, Remus watched amused as you excitedly got out of your seat, going to the closest bookshelf, running your finger over the spines. You stopped randomly on one and pulled it off the shelf, looking at the title. 
“One of my favorites,” Remus informed you, leaning back in his own chair as he watched you. “I highly recommend it.” You opened the book and read over the inside cover, smiling to yourself. Remus thought you had a wonderful smile, but he shook the thought from his head. You were way too young, too pretty for him. Besides, he had way too much baggage to be dating. 
“I’ll take it then,” You decided, coming back to his desk, “Want to meet next friday for tea and we can talk about it?” You offered, unsure if you were overstepping. 
“That sounds lovely,” You smiled and nodded your head, brushing your hair over your shoulder. 
“Brilliant, I will see you around then, Remus.” 
“Have a good day, Y/N,” With that you left his office, going back to your own to start on a new lesson plan. Something fun. 
This week went by better, things were getting easier. The students were engaged, and seemed to be enjoying your class more and more by the day, something you were elated about. They were asking questions, participating, and doing their assignments as instructed. In your free time you read the book you had borrowed from Remus, and he was right, it was a wonderful book. Written by a muggle about magic, and it was fun and interesting to see how they believed your world would be. Somethings were almost accurate but most of it was.. What was the word? Fantasy. 
Friday arrived again, and at the end of classes you made your way to Remus’s office, excited to see the man and to talk about the book. When you got there, Professor Snape was leaving and you nodded politely at the man. You never cared for him while you were a student, and now that you were a teacher your feelings hadn’t changed much. 
“Y/L/N.” He greeted in a draw before brushing past you, leaving the door ajar. You knocked on the doorframe, popping your head in. 
“Remus?” You called, and he looked up from where he had been rubbing his face with his hands. 
“Hello, Y/N, come on in,” You entered the office, shutting the door behind you. 
“Cheating on me with Snape?” You teased and he flushed.
“W-What?” 
“I’m just joking,” You assured, coming to sit in the lovely plush armchair. You would need to get yourself one of these. 
“Oh no, I know, I am sorry. He just stopped in to ask a question.” You nodded your head, tucking you feet up under your legs as you sat. 
“I don’t think he likes me,” You admitted, “Not even when I was a student,” 
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Remus assured you chuckling, “Not even when we were students.” He gestured with his wand and the teapot came over to his desk landing between the two of you were two mugs already sat. 
“You went to school with him?” You asked, surprised. 
“Yes, I unfortunately did.” You snickered at that, watching Remus pour you each a cup of tea, before placing sugar in yours and handing it over. You thanked him and took it, holding it in your hands, letting it warm you up. 
“How was that?” 
“He was mostly the same, we, he and my friends, never got on.” He admitted, “But don’t let my petty squabbles influence you.” You smirked, taking a sip of tea.
“Don’t worry, they don’t. I’ve never been fond of the man.” Remus smirked in return, nodding his head. 
“How did you like A Wizard of Earthsea?” He asked, and you produced the book from your robes, setting it on his desk.
“Oh I loved it,” You gushed, and he smiled. He wouldn’t tell you, but he truly enjoyed having someone around who enjoyed literature the way he did. You talked yourself through three mugs of tea about the book, conversation flowing nicely. When it got dark you finally checked your watch.
“Dinner is soon, we should go to the hall,” He checked his own watch, disappointed that your time together was over. 
“Pick another book before we go, if you’d like.” 
“I’d love to,” You grinned, taking the previous book and returning it to it’s spot on his shelf. You looked around before settling on another one, holding it up to him. “Good?”
“Ah, you’ve got brilliant taste,” He grinned and you returned the sentiment. Months passed like that, fall turned to winter, but the tea and talking about books with Remus every friday remained a constant in your life. You loved having something to look forward to every week, and it was nice to have a friend. 
You were on your way to your weekly meeting when you were intercepted by Severous Snape a few corridors away from his office. 
“Ms. Y/L/N.” He greeted and you smiled meekly at the man.
“Hello, Mr. Snape?” You greeted, unsure what you were supposed to call him. His face darkened slightly, you guessed that was wrong. 
“May I offer you some advice,” It wasn’t a question, you nodded, shifting from foot to foot. “I wouldn’t go around spending all your time with Remus Lupin, not if you like your job.” You blinked a few times. 
“Excuse me, sir?” 
“There are many things you don’t know about that man, dangerous things.” He continued ominously. You scoffed, that cardigan wearing man? Dangerous? “You’re a bright girl, I’m sure you’ve worked out his... furry little problem.” You frowned. You hadn’t. 
“I don’t think it’s your business to be sharing his business, do you sir?” Snape glared down at you, and you did your best to hold his gaze. 
“Just execute... caution.” He finished and with a flourish he was gone down the corridor and you were left alone with your thoughts. You went directly to Remus’s office, not knocking before you entered, face still screwed up in a glare. 
“Y/N,” He greeted, “What’s wrong?” His face fell slightly. You shrugged, coming to sit in your chair across from him. 
“Just ran into Snape in the hall,” You admitted. Remus didn’t say anything, but you could see he was nervous, “He told me to be careful around you, that you were dangerous.”
“Y/N..” 
“Said you had a furry little problem.” You continued, glancing up at the man, who was pale as a ghost. 
“D-did he?” 
“Your Bogart...” The pieces were all there, right in front of you, “You’re always ill, once a month...”
“Y/N...” He stood up, eyes widening, “Please,” 
“You’re a werewolf?” You whispered, meeting his eyes, and he immediately looked away from you. The question hung in the air for an uncomfortable amount of time. You took your wand out, Remus still refusing to look at you, and you conjured the teapot over, pouring yourselves each a mug. “How do you take your tea?”
“What?” He spun around, like he was surprised you were even still there. 
“Tea, Remus, how do you take it?” You placed a few sugar cubes in your own mug then looked at him expectantly. 
“Oh, uhm, milk, no sugar.” You nodded, pouring a bit of milk into his mug before pushing it towards his chair. 
“I can’t believe I’ve never read this before,” You continued, placing the book on his desk and Remus slowly returned to his seat, hesitantly taking the mug. “Lord of the Rings, you said there were more of them?” You prodded, and he took a small sip of his tea. 
“Several,”
“Brilliant,” You smiled, tucking your feet up under your legs in your usual position. 
“Listen, Y/N...”
“Remus,” You spoke firmly, “It’s alright,” He waved his hand.
“No no, it’s not alright, Snape is right... I am dangerous.” You looked him up and down before smirking.
“I think I could take you in a duel,” He frowned at you.
“I’m being serious,” 
“You’re not dangerous Remus,” You argued. 
“I am, and ... and you shouldn’t be around me,”
“Too bad.” You shrugged, stirring your tea and taking a sip, “I rather like being around you.” He flushed, running a hand through his hair. 
“Snape is-”
“A git, I agree,” You took another sip, eyeing the man over your mug, daring him to argue with you, he chuckled.
“Well yes, but he has a point.” 
“He’s an arse, Remus, a fear mongering arse, He had no right to tell me that,” Remus shrugged his shoulders. He didn’t feel like he deserved this- you being so blase about this all. You should be running from him, screaming to everyone who would listen that he was a monster. But here you were, drinking tea with him, and discussing books. 
One the last day of school you went to your dear friend’s office, having heard the rumors by now. You knocked on the door before letting yourself in. The bookshelves were empty, and nothing but one last box sat on his desk. You frowned. 
“So it’s true,” 
“Parents don’t exactly want their kids being taught by a monster, Y/N.” You frowned deeper. 
“You’re not a monster, Remus, you’re a good man with a rotten condition.” He laughed bitterly. “You’re a good man Remus.” You repeated. 
“Whatever you say, arguing with you is pointless,” He teased slightly and you smirked coming to him, putting your hands on the back of the armchair you had grown to love.
“It’s yours.”
“Sorry?”
“The chair,” You looked down, surprised. “Put it in your office, these are yours too,” He gestured to the box of books on his desk, “I think you’ll like them.” You gazed into the box before coming around the desk to throw your arms around the man in a hug. 
“Promise me you’ll see me over the summer,”
“Y/N...”
“No excuses, take me out for tea, invite me over, talk to me about these lovely books of yours. We already agreed there is no point in arguing with me.” You chidded him. He hugged you back for a moment, letting himself breath you in before he pulled back. 
“I will,” He assured you, and you nodded. 
“Thank you Remus, for everything.”
“No thank you,” You smiled up at him before leaning up on your tippy toes to place a kiss on the man’s cheek. 
“I expect an owl as soon as you’re home safely,”
“Yes ma’am,” You both chuckled, “and I will see you Friday, alright?” 
“Alright.” 
“Promise me,” You demanded and he held out a pinky finger, which you took with your own. 
“Promise.”
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kikyan · 3 years
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~Pop goes [Y/n]~
Yandere! Laughing Jack x Female!Reader
“ Hey [Y/N]?” 
“ Yes, dear old brother of mine?” 
“ I finally made a friend. . .” 
“ Oh? What does this friend look like? What’s his name?” 
“ Well his name is Laughing Jack and he is a clown!” 
“ Oh, a clown? I love clowns!! When can I meet him!” 
“ He’s my friend [Y/N]. . .” 
[Y/N] little brother whined as he looked at his sister hanging upside down from the tree in their backyard. [Y/N] wasn’t like most girls, while most girls would ignore their brother, younger or older [Y/N] didn’t. She absolutely adored her younger brother Zach. 
“ I’m not trying to take away your friend silly!! I just want to meet him!! How does he look?” 
“ Well. . . he is super tall and is black and white all over. Plus he-” 
“ Wait. He is black and white?” 
“ Yes, dummy if you listened-” 
“ Why isn’t he colorful like the rest of the clowns we’ve seen?” 
“ I don’t know but I can ask him!” 
“ Please do because I am curious! Can’t keep me in suspense now can you?” 
Jumping down from the tree [Y/N] fixed her clothing which consisted of jeans and a hoodie, complementing the cold temperatures plaguing her small town. Fixing her hair so it wasn’t in the way, [Y/N] ran to engulf Zach in a hug as she twirled him around laughing, causing Zach to smile and laugh as well. 
“ You know I love you right Zach!” 
“ Of course! You tell me that everyday sister!” 
“ Well, I don’t want you to forget okay! Now let’s go back inside because I am freezing out here and I know that we are both craving some food right about now.” 
“ Okay [Y/N]! Also, Jack told me that he doesn’t have color because he isn’t like most clowns!” 
“ Well, that’s interesting, we don’t attack creativity or originality so that’s good!” 
~~ 
“ YOU’RE LEAVING US!” 
“ I CAN’T STAND IT HERE WITH YOU ANYMORE!” 
“ OH SO FUCK YOUR WIFE AND KIDS HUH? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO GET A JOB RIGHT? NOW YOU’RE LEAVING ME AND THE KIDS FOR THAT WHORE!” 
“ DON’T INSULT HER LIKE THAT! IT’S NOT MY FAULT I FOUND THE RIGHT ONE A LITTLE LATER THAN USUAL! BESIDES, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO SUSTAIN YOU!” 
“ WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?” 
“ MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED WHORING AROUND MAYBE WE WOULDN’T BE HERE!” 
“ AND THE KIDS?” 
“ YOU BIRTHED THEM NOT ME! YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE!” 
As the screaming raged on [Y/N] Zach close by as he was sobbing in the hug. Asking his big sister why their parents were arguing and why they were screaming, most importantly why they were hiding but [Y/N] only smiled as she laughed and placed a kiss on Zach’s forehead. 
“ It’s okay Zach! Remember the song I taught you, “ Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle, That's the way the money goes, Pop goes the weasel!” 
Zach nodded before singing as soft gasps came out as he tried to calm his breathing and stop his crying as he sang with [Y/N]. Soon after the screams ended  [Y/N] smiled as Zach fell asleep with his cheeks all puffy and slightly red. Kissing his forehead slightly, [Y/N] whispered as she promised Zach a promise that she has yet to break. 
“ I’ll protect you Zach, I swear it. Nothing and  no one will harm you for as long as I live.” 
The next day [Y/N] woke up with Zach’s hand holding her own as she guided him down the stairs after brushing their teeth in the morning. [Y/N] smiled as she and Zach both jumped down from the second step to the floor, giggling a bit as they skipped over to the kitchen. To their surprise, their mother was already up and running cursing small curses as she tried to make breakfast for her kids. 
“ You kids are awake! Great I have an interview at 9 and it’s 8:45! [Y/N], you can finish the rest of the breakfast right? Remember chores first and games later okay! See you soon!” 
Their mother ran as she hurriedly put on her heels and grabbed her purse, exiting the house soon enough. [Y/N] stood holding the spoon that was used to mix the contents of a pot wondering what the hell she was supposed to do. 
“ Um. . . Zach, sit at the table and I’ll make us breakfast okay!” 
“ Okay [Y/N].” 
[Y/N] grabbed a chair and climbed it to peek at the contents, it was just oatmeal but it couldn’t be that hard to make, could it? She simply got the container and read the directions making sure to follow it correctly. After making the food [Y/N] served it and handed a plate to Zach and placed hers next to him. 
“  [Y/N] I’m thirsty.” 
“ I think we have some spare orange juice, I’ll see if I can find it.” 
Going to the fridge [Y/N] opened it and found a small bottle of orange juice that was filled enough for both of them to drink from. As she made it back she served her brother a cup of juice which he drank rapidly. [Y/N] only smiled as she picked up her own spoon only for Zach to say, “ [Y/N] my food is hot. Can you blow on it?” 
Sighing a bit she laughed and picked up the spoon blowing on it slightly to cool down the oatmeal and decided to play around with it. 
“ Zach! Here comes the airplane!” 
Making childish sound, ‘vrooom’, ‘ Zooom’ she spoonfed Zach the oatmeal she prepared, it seemed like the disaster that occurred yesterday was being drowned out of the laughter of Zach as he enjoyed playing with his older sister. 
~~ 
“ [Y/N] I’m hungry.” 
“ Hold on Zach if we could rush cooking trust me I would, I am starving.” 
“ Jack gave me some candy that I could have.” 
“ And he didn’t give me some? I am offended.” 
“ Because you are a girl [Y/N]” 
“ That does not make sense but okay I guess, treasure your candy and I’ll treasure our dinner.” 
“ Wait, I want to eat dinner too!” 
“ You already have candy Zach, you can’t have dinner if you have candy!” 
“ O-okay! I’ll put it away!” 
“ I’m just playing Zach but if you have candy before dinner it will give you a tummy ache, and you won’t enjoy candy if you do that.” 
“ Hmm... Okay [Y/N]” 
Mixing around the chicken noodle soup [Y/N] pondered and thought where her brother got the candy from. He said Jack gave it to him, but Jack wasn’t real was he? Unless. . .
“ Hey Zach, question what kind of Candy did Jack give you?” 
“ Hm. . . not sure all I know is that they are colorful though. I would share but Jack doesn’t want you to have any.” 
“ Hmph! Fine! That’s fine, I guess I won’t share my soup with him either! His loss. . .” 
At the sound of this sarcastic remark, Zach jumped up to say, “ H-he says that he can’t give you candy because you aren’t special but your soup looks tasty!” 
“ Oh? Well, thanks for the compliment Jack but it’s a shame that I’m not special enough for candy. If there is extra feel free to take some soup I guess.” 
[Y/N] began to serve dinner with a pondering thought. ‘That candy came from nowhere so it’s only safe to assume that Zach is lying or Jack is real, what did he mean by special? There isn’t much difference between me and Zach aside from age, I would say the both of us have vivid imaginations and similar personality. Wait! Could it be age? I’m gonna have to keep Zach close by... .until I get to the bottom of what’s happening.’ 
[ Y/N only stared at Zach eat the soup with a smile on his face, Zach was the only reason [Y/N] could even smile in this world. 
“ Brush your teeth?” 
“ Yes.”
“ Wash your face?” 
“ Yes.” 
“ Ready for bed?” 
“ Yes- WAIT! NO! THAT’S NOT FAIR!” 
“ Keep it down Zach! Before the neighbors come after my as- I mean come complain!” 
“ Were you about to say a naughty word?” 
“ Yes, but I didn’t. Anyway’s we are having a sibling sleepover because mom isn’t coming home till late so.” 
“ Yay! Does that mean I get to cuddle next to that bear dad got you?” 
“ Yes, yes it does. Now onward child to my room!” 
“ Yay! Wait, Jack is asking why I can’t sleep by myself.” 
“ Well, Yah see Jack, Zach and I have sibling sleepovers that not even mom can stop so, it’s a tradition and I will be shook if it ends now!”  
“ What does that mean?” 
“ It’s best if thy don’t know!” 
“ Hmph! Rude.” 
“ I-, okay well someone ain’t getting cuddles!” 
“ Aww C’mon!” 
“ Well hurry to bed.” 
“ Okay, wait,  Jack where are you going?” 
“ Is Jack leaving or something?” 
“ He said he is going to walk around the house.” 
“ Huh, okay just make sure to watch out for some steps.” el
Suddenly, sleep overcame everyone as Zach cuddled into [Y/N] as [Y/N] only stared in horror as she saw the silhouette of another being, assuming they are only staring at them. It was a tall-skinned being with shaggy hair. [Y/N] could not see who or what it was but she tried to steady her breathing and make it seem like  she was already sleeping. 
Suddenly the being began to move and [Y/N] closed her eyes and clutched onto Zach tighter afraid that this being would harm Zach. The being shifted and officially left the room and began going down the stairs only to briefly pause, before stepping over a step and continuing his way down. 
‘ He knew about the step, he knew the stairs had strange steps! Either he was here for some time inside the house already or he is Jack!’ 
[Y/N] stayed awake for some time before succumbing into a deep sleep, not before staring into the eyes of a tall-skinned monochrome man resembling that of a clown. 
~~ 
“ Hey Mom, I’m sorry to bug you but will you be gone all week, at night that is?” 
“ Yes, but why do you wanna know that sweetie?” 
“ Well, let’s just say that Zach really misses you and stuff.” 
“ Zach has you right?” 
“ Well yeah but having a mother seems better, I’m not saying I don’t like taking care of Zach but it’s just that maybe it would be safer if you got here earlier. What in case someone breaks in or something?” 
“ This is a good neighborhood so I doubt that, besides you have the next door neighbors in case of anything so don’t worry. On top of that, why do you ask now? What happened all of the sudden?” 
“ Nevermind mom, I get it, you have to work and I’ll just try my hardest okay! Have a safe day today mom!” 
“ Okay sweetie, remember get Zach to school and you too okay! Bye! Call me or the neighbors if you need something!” 
As [Y/N]’s mom left for work once again in the morning, [Y/N] pondered on the thought that again, like always nothing changed. 
~~ 
“ You have your lunch right?” 
“ Yes!!” 
“ Okay good boy Zach! Now off we go to school, I’ll pick you up after my school okay?” 
“ Okay! Does that mean we can play later after school?” 
“ Of course silly!” 
“ Hey don’t call me that [Y/N]!” 
“ Okay, if you say so, but also if you get good grades! Don’t forget to be nice to ‘ Everyone. . .’.” 
“ But I am!” 
“ Okay but why did you fight with that kid named Tommy?” 
“ He said that the boys had to take care of the girls and that I was a baby because you still took care of me!” 
“ Zach. Let me say something.” 
[Y/N] crouched down to meet her brothers height as she began to speak. 
“ Zach, mom is a girl and she takes care of the both of us! Does that make us babies?” 
“ W-well n-no” 
“ I am your older sister so I have to take care of the younger people! Does that make you a baby?” 
“ No. . .” 
“ You’re not a baby Zach. . . in fact I think you’re a strong boy! Who saved me from the pirates? Who saved me defeat the giant in the backyard?” 
“ I did!” 
“ Exactly, now would a baby be able to do that?” 
“ You’re right [Y/N]! Thanks. . . you really are the best sister in the whole world!!” 
“ I know I am! Now get to school before we both get in trouble-” 
Zach began to run across the field to get to his class as [Y/N] ran to get to her class before her teacher called roll. Upon entering her classroom she was met with her teacher calling roll, luckily, [Y/N] name hadn't been called and she quickly sat down. 
“ I feel so bad for her. . .she was telling me how much she liked that kitty she got. On top of that all those spooky things going around her house.” 
Feeling intrigued, [Y/N] asked about the so called ‘spooky’ things occuring. 
“ Well, Sarah. You know Sarah right? Well, anyways her cat was found last night hanging from the tree, cut open and was spilling some form of candy. It was so gross and Sarah was crying and crying. Her little sister was horrified but Sarah said that all these weird things happened ever since her little sister got a new friend.” 
“ A new friend?” 
“ Yeah, Sarah thinks it was an imaginary friend at first but then her little sister started appearing with treats and whatnot, just something that an imaginary friend wouldn’t do, but she just assumed that her friend was some neighbors kid or a homeless. Anyway, that’s all I know.” 
“ O-o-oh, well if you have Sarah’s number let her know that she has my condolences.” 
“ Of course! Oh wait! [Y/N] don’t you have a little brother?” 
“ Yes I do.” 
“ Has anything strange has been happening so far?” 
“ Well not really we both have a vivid imagination so it shouldn’t be much.” 
“ I see. . . take care of him okay? If it is someone, make sure to keep him safe. There are a lot of strange closeted freaks around here.” 
“ O-oh. . . yea of course! Nothing is going to happen, over my dead body!” 
After class was done, [Y/N] took out her phone and began to search for anything occurring matching those descriptions. 
‘ What would make a good search that might get me something other than clown giving candy’ 
[ Y/N] laughed at her search idea but dismissed it as she remembered that this was important and began to continue searching. 
‘ Hmmm. . . animals dead cut open spilling candy?’ 
“ that might work” 
Once hitting the go button she was met with grotesque images but nothing of the sort. Sighing she tried maybe searching for a more personal thing. 
‘ Black and White imaginary clown’ 
Some lazy articles were present but one that caught her eye was, “ WOMAN CLAIMS HER SON WAS MUR. . . .” 
Without thinking, [Y/N] clicked on the link and was sent to an article talking about a woman who claimed her son was murdered by a monochrome clown. It talked about how the mother had a son named James who told her he had an imaginary friend. However later that day she had a nightmare, of other children in a fair playground. Her son was given candy by his friend but she thought he was lying. Later that day the dog was murdered, cut with candy spilling out. She ran and alerted the neighbors, the cops telling her that it was a robbery, but she swore that everything was locked. The next day she kept her son in, setting a baby monitor to listen for anything strange, but suddenly she claimed her son was killed and nailed onto the wall. She tried to kill the clown except she stabbed her son on accident. She is now in a criminally insane institute and someone keeps playing, “ Pop Goes The Weasel,” outside her room. 
“ Well damn, this clown is one fucked up clown.” 
[Y/N] put her phone away and began to think. The mother found out and after 3 days her son died. This is strange, if this follows a pattern, this is the second day and something should be dead spilling candy late at night. We don’t have an animal so I don’t think that’s gonna happen, but if he improvises, well damn. She checked her phone and link again to find out the clowns name, “ Laughing Jack.” 
‘ Shit. . . it’s the same name as Zach’s friend. . .no doubt about it. This is the same clown we both are dealing with. I swear. . . Zach will not die by his hand!’ 
~~ 
“ I’m sorry [Y/N], but he called you a naughty word and I got mad.” 
[ Y/N] tried to hold back her laughter when she went to pick up her brother that day. According to the teacher, Zach and Tommy got into a fight because Tommy called out a bitch and you just had to laugh. Yet, it was a cute sight to see your brother defend you. Zach kicked Tommy in a certain place, normally Zach would be in trouble but other kids heard what Tommy said so it outweighed the crime. 
“ It’s okay Zach, you tried to help me and that’s all that matters. By the way, did you really kick him there?” 
“ Yes, I know you told me never to hit there but I had too!” 
“ just between us, good job!” 
“ Thank you [Y/N].” 
Walking down until they reached their house, [Y/N] told Zach to put away his things before coming downstairs for lunch. As [Y/N] was preparing a meal she began to think of Jack. If Sarah’s sister happened to have the same friend that would explain where Jack was always leaving to. It all started to make sense, but if her cat died yesterday that would mean that Jack would. . . no he wouldn’t. He would need also need to kill an animal and give it to us, but what if he works differently and there is no pattern? I mean she was the only witness I remember even being on the web. 
“ [Y/N]! What are we eating?” 
‘ I mustn’t think like that, Sarah will be safe, her sister will be safe. Everything will be fine. . .’ 
“ Anything you want Zach. . .” 
~~ 
Setting in a nice room and sleeping, what could go wrong. A loud clunk was heard, waking the siblings with a jolt. This scared Zach, but for [Y/N] she was both scared and glad. If It was jack then luckily Sarah’s sister was safe, but if it wasn’t Jack that would mean that it was a robber and that Jack was going after Sarah’s sister. 
“ [Y/N]. . . what was that? I-is m-m-mom back?” 
“ Stay here Zach!” 
[Y/N] was walking in silence, avoided the step that made noise, and walked down only to hear Zach come down the steps and whisper, “ [Y/N] the bear dad got you is gone!” 
‘ An animal. . .” 
[Y/N] sprinted down and ran the steps to see her teddy bear, the giant one her dad got her for her birthday before he left hanging from the ceiling fan, with candy spilling out. Relief washed over her as she realized that Sarah’s sister would be okay if it weren’t for Zach screaming, alerting his sister to his side. [Y/N]’s eyes widened at the sight, a red liquid. . . ‘ Blood?’ except followed by the blood were a pair of eyes, blue eyes like those of Sarah, small baby teeth, and a tongue. [Y/N] wasted no time and grabbed her brother and ran to the neighbors calling their mother and the police. 
No doubt about it, the police said the same thing. It was probably a robber, but they warned their mother that she shouldn’t leave her children like that alone ever again or CPS would be involved. Their mother thanked them and apologized to the officers along with the neighbors for staying awake and taking care of the children. The police went inside the home to recover the bear and the organs, explaining how they might be connected to a murder that happened recently, right across the street from them, two blocks down. At the sound of this, [Y/N] panicked and asked if the victim was a little girl, blue eyes, light brown hair, an older sister, etc. The officers were surprised and suspicious of [Y/N] for knowing a lot of info and began to question the girl. 
“ How do you know that?” 
“ I heard about some strange things occurring at her house, you see she is one of my classmates and I'm worried! Was it her?” 
“ Y-yes it was, but the conclusion we came to would be that the person who did it probably tried to scare you too and they snuck in to display what you saw in your house. You will be questioned later but be safe. Parts of the crime scene were found in your home, either you’re the next or its someone who gets a kick out of these displays.” 
“ Thank you officer and of course, you will be informed if anything changes!” [Y/N]’s mother apologized and thanked them once more. The house was secure and they could return, the only shocking thing was that Zach was speaking to Jack again. Zach was a little uncomfortable that jack arrived a little later after all this happened and that he was laughing. Zach just kept asking Jack where he was and if he was okay. 
[Y/N]’s mother was a little confused but rushed her children inside the house. [Y/N] walked over to her mom and they began to talk, mostly about the incident. 
“ Mom, hey. . . I think it’s best if me and Zach stay home. . .” 
“ I want you to go to school, it’s safer.” 
“ If someone did some inside the house to scare us, let’s say we are next. That means that they might stalk us and if we go to school, which means that will find out where we are will only lead to more danger.” 
“ If you stay home where he might come back you’ll be in more danger, [Y/N] listen to me, it’s not that hard to listen to your mother is it?” 
“ Why can’t you take the day off and take care of us? You always come home late, ever think that maybe we are more in danger because of that?” 
“ No need to raise your voice nor get sassy! As your mother I am doing the best I can for you guys but if you want to complain then complain to someone else because I am sure we are all shaken up after these events-” 
“ If you were around the house more you would know! Ask your boss, I am sure she will be okay with you staying home or coming home back earlier-” 
“ I bring food to this table, to this home by working more hours! If you had a job then maybe you would understand how difficult it is-” 
“ I do have a job and that’s being the mom you FAILED TO BE!” 
‘ slap’ 
“ I DON’T EVER WANT YOU TO TALK BACK TO ME YOU HEAR!” 
Zach came down the stairs and ran to [Y/N]’s side in fear for her. Their mother sighed and told Zach to go back upstairs to sleep, but Zach refused. [Y/N] laughed a little before grabbing Zach and saying, “ No wonder Dad wanted full custody of us. . .” 
“ W-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?” 
“ I said what I had to say! Dad saw that you could never be a good mom and look, I am that proof! Who is playing house now?” 
[Y/N] tucked in Zach before giving him a kiss on the cheek and saying good night. She walked back to her room, before Zach said something to [Y/N] that made her smile. “ Y/N, b-be safe, I love you and Jack wants me to tell you, good job for standing up to her.” 
“ Thank you Zach and Jack, thanks for that.” 
~~ 
Another day, and Sarah didn’t come to school so nobody heard the details about last night. [Y/N] has only tonight, because if everything so far has been based on the pattern, Jack was going to kill Zach tonight and [Y/N] wasn’t going to let that happen. She thought of some ways that she could outsmart Jack. 
‘ Jack can teleport because all the doors were locked and he killed Sarah’s sister yesterday and did his whole charade thingy. Anyways, if that’s the case then he can’t know where Zach is but he hangs with him all the time and if I tell Zach to run Jack will only get to him faster, Jack could also kill me too. . .My only choice is to confront him. .’ 
Once having her resolve, [Y/N] left school a little earlier than usual, her mother would be getting a call so no doubt about it she will find out, but in the end she would thank [Y/N] for saving Zach. Except that never happened. It was late at night and [Y/N]’s mother wasn’t going to come home and just stay late working. [Y/N] had a plan to confront him, simply put they were going to have another sibling sleepover, if Jack only killed children he would have to take Zach away from her giving her enough time to bolt with Zach or to tell him to go over the neighbors and leave her with Jack. 
“ Zach, mom is going to be late again so come and sleepover in my room. I don’t have the bear anymore but still, I can be the next teddy bear.” 
“ Okay [Y/N]!” 
Zach was safely tucked in the bed and was snoring peacefully, [Y/N] pretended to be asleep and heard a soft shuffle, only for a voice to speak. 
“ You’re not asleep.” 
[Y/N] opened her eyes, bridal style carried Zach and ran. She had to make it downstairs and at the very least make him go with the neighbors. Zach awoke within the ruckus and was confused when [Y/N] told him to run to the neighbors when she opened the door. Jack apeared right in front of them halfway down the stairs, only for [Y/N] to jump over the railing and continue to the door. 
“ ZACH NOW!” 
Zach ran and kept ringing the bell until the neighbors opened, Zach was safe! [Y/N] turned around to meet with Jack, she sighed before she told him that he would never get Zach. 
“ Thank’s for the compliment but I’m not going to let you hurt Zach.” 
“ Out of all the children I’ve killed, every home I visited, you are the only one who paid attention, cared even, if only the others were like you.” 
“ Thanks, but like I said I don’t intend to let Zach die here!” 
“ You aren’t stupid, you know that I could easily kill him, but I admire that side of you. If only Issac was like that, shame really. I came for life and a life I shall have, so tell me, wanna strike a deal?” 
~~ 
“ Please help my sister!! She is trapped with someone scary!!” 
“ Of course! Let’s call the police!” 
By the time the police were called onto the scene, [Y/N] was long gone. [Y/N]’s mother was arrested for child negligence and for not administering parental supervision such as a babysitter or a relative coming over. Zach was forced to live in an orphanage but his neighbors gladly took him in, unknown to the rest they were trying to have a child for so long but haven’t been able to, Zach didn’t mind. Except, he wanted his sister [Y/N]. 
Christmas rolled around and Zach was opening the gifts his new parents got him, except one was wrapped nicely in decorative paper. Zach’s parents weren’t sure who got it, but it was for Zach. It was a big bear, one like [Y/N] had. Zach cried a little at the memory before smiling, his sister was alive, he knew this, but where was she. She was right outside watching him smile, [Y/N] smiled at the sight before an all too familiar clown arrived to pick her up. He grabbed her hand, feeling nothing from him,  [Y/N] thought back to that night, the night he claimed her as his, mentally. Whether it is for comfort or for something else, Jack was glad to have someone like [Y/N] with him, someone to care for him. He looked down at the girl as he ruffled her hair before leaning forward. 
His hand got closer and closer to her cheek before he touched it. 
“ Pop Goes [Y/N~”
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