Cersei is drunkenly telling yet another story at dinner about how she ordered one of Robert’s mistresses killed.
It’s been over 24 hours since I last laid eyes on my girl. She was so perfect yesterday morning, it almost felt like a dream for her to be that responsive. It took less time than I thought for her to start wanting to actually see me. She could be faking it again but after she escaped I’ve been pay extra close attention to her expressions and as far as I can see they seem genuine. When she is in the room alone she mostly just lays there but the moment I open that door she perks up. Hopefully she won’t be upset with me for being gone so long.
“Homelander! Are you even listening to me anymore? You have a team to lead!” That fucking witch screeches at me.
I need to fucking kill her.
Might just be me but all I did was look up amity and this came up and I couldn’t stop laughing
But I got my answer
Watching Dynamite, just got to the start of the 8 man tag.
Wardlow and MJF have the best bromance. The way he said Wardlow and how Wardlow held his hand-
And MJF is, and I can’t believe I am saying this, more of a Drama Queen than Kenny Omega.
Last but not least, spread the tag #SaveNina-
She has the most uncomfortable smile ever and she needs your help.
❝ Will someone please explain the term ‘simp’ to me…??
I heard a student use it in the halls and quite frankly, I’m too afraid to look it up. ❞
Being a Twi'lek in the Sith Empire is fucking hard
Did…she think she was an all star??
Lynna learning what the term ‘bang’ means in the context everyones using it then later hears someone say they ‘banged their toe’ on a chair.
Chaos and I were at work today, and it was hilarious. It had been awhile since we’d worked together, so we kept telling stories back and forth.
Chaos: *turns to talk to me*
Boss: *walks by* oh! Chaos? Did you have a question?
Chaos: no, I was just going to yell Awesome Sauce something.
Boss was having none of it. She was just like, I know you two love each other and missed each other, but please. Please just shut up.
Theseus: Good morning.
Silas: Good morning!
Calli: Good morning!
Asra: Good morning!
Penelope, hosting a meeting: you all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a bit?
Gabe: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
“Lying to myself? Am I lying to myself?”
Of course you are you daft little girl.
“Huh? Who said that? Who’s there?”
Your true feelings. I’m the voice of your….heart.
“Voice of…my heart? That can’t be real. I must be hearing things.”
“Ah!! My chest…my chest hurts.” A hand raises to her clutch her chest, her knees giving out a little before falling to the ground.
“Someone…make it stop… please…”
This should have been my body by now. You’re nothing but a little puppet. So be a good girl, and go to sleep for me.
I’m starting a thread of conversations that my friend ,that I’ve convinced to watch Naruto, and I have while she watches.
*Chunin exam attack*
Liz: “WAIT SO THE FOURTH IS THE ONE YOU LIKE RIGHT??!!”
Liz: “SO WAIT WAIT WAAAIIIT. I FIGURED IT OUT. MINATO IS NARUTO! THATS WHY OROCHIMARU COULDN’T BRING HIM BACK.”
(She knows who Minato is because I send pics of him all the time cause dats my man)
Me: “ummm…. *inhales* no.”
Liz: “😟 heh”
Me: “Genetics hoe.”
I love Miranda with my entire heart
“ can you at least just put it on for two seconds? i just want to get a picture. ” a picture that would stay as his phone background for the rest of eternity, but a single picture nonetheless. in his arms is a white bunny hoodie, one that matches the yellow one he’s wearing at the moment. “ are you embarrassed by me? by it? i thought you liked bunnies! toukaaaaa… ”
‘ the picture is the problem… ‘
putting it on was one thing– but a picture? one that would remain for as long as he decided and for whomever her would show it to. wearing it wasn’t the worst part about the situation– he didn’t need to know she had her own at home. used solely at home. ‘ why do you need to take a picture… ‘
S literally all this summer
my mind and my soul hate men but ms coochie didn’t get the memo ):
Professor McGonagall needs a raise
villanelle and irina being sisters and villanelle teaching her how to drive and them swinging on the wings i’m literally in heaven it’s so cute and villanelle just wants a family someone help her