#someone please help

[captainhunnicutt]

#i'm so unwell right now #someone please help #i tried to post only one of these and obviously failed #beejhawk #hunnihawk #run for the money

[shiroisotto64]

This is literally a plea for more ichigo fics his tag is so dry and it’s so sick and twisted 😭

My boy gets like one fic every few months

#kurosaki ichigo #bleach #bleach x reader #ichigo x reader #bleach imagines #someone please help

[thevulturesquadron]

‘But you were worried if you still felt how much he loved you, you wouldn’t be able to go through with your crusade.’

Yep, even today this line still plays like a pingpong ball between my mind and heart.

She sees right through him, like it’s her job!!! She says the things this man is afraid of formulating coherent thoughts about. She learned his defensive mechanisms because she’s been there with him, in a similar scenario before. And the fact that he is silently acknowledging it just shows how effortlessly comfortable they can be around each other.

I am (still) losing my mind over how this entire scene was written. It was so beautiful and deep, with a complete understanding of what made their connection in Savage Land (comics) memorable.

#rogue #magneto #anna marie #erik lehnsherr #x men 97 #x men ‘97 #rogneto #rogueneto #x men #marvel #textpost #meta #i just can’t shut up #they were done so right in that episode #i can talk about them for days #someone please help

[epiclamer]

Uhh bratty villain that can't deal with compliments or flirting because i think that's funny when the bad guys are embarrassed lmao

;)

I agree—

Accidental Flustering

“Oh, nooooo… Both of us stuck in a car together for the hour long ride home? Oh, how truly terrible~” Villain moaned, dramatic as all hell as they threw their head back in fake woe.

Hero was at the end of their rope. They had spent countless hours of their life trying to strip the villain of their bravado and terrible flirts but to no avail. After a long day and no lunch, Hero was one incident report away from punching the villain square in the jaw.

Mentor always told them that words were stronger than fists in a battle, yet Hero was sure that a good knock over the head would get Villain to shut up just as efficiently.

“One, were in a squad car and two, there is going to be nothing pleasurable about this ride.”

With a harsh shove, the criminal was swallowed by the police vehicle. Sent skidding across the back seat as their hands couldn’t adjust their position from their cuffs.

The hero walked miserably over to the front seat, dreading the car ride ahead. Maybe they could blast the radio and drown out their nemesis.

“Nothing pleasurable, huh? Maybe painful? Don’t worry, I’ve always been quite the masochist…”

How many times would they have to bash their head into the steering wheel to pass out? A good question, Hero thought. A very good question indeed.

Ignoring the comment, Hero’s fingers danced along the buttons on the dash. An intercom station, daily reports, the news, no radio.

Of course a cop car doesn’t have a radio, what were they even thinking? This was ridiculous. They needed to get home and pass out before they made any more of a fool of themselves.

Hero twisted the key in the ignition. It splutter once, twice, three times— and Hero stopped it. Letting go of the key as they took a deep breath.

They pictured it, the one thing they didn’t want right now, they pictured it. Stranded, with their godawful nemesis at least an hour away from any help. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, starving and exhausted. It would take two hours minimum to get home.

Two. Hours.

They grabbed the key again, twisting it all the way with all their might. Willing with their mind for the car to start as if they had super powers.

Once the engine hummed, twice, thrice—

It was dead. It was shot. Whatever you wanted to call it, the engine was fucked.

At that, the villain burst out laughing. Hysterically, psychotically, god they were wheezing.

Hero couldn’t stand it.

On the verge of a complete and utter breakdown, they just couldn’t stand it. Today had beat them, so be it. Time of defeat; 6:14pm.

So fucking be it.

Villains laughing quieted down, finally cognizant of the hero’s affectedness. A silence stretching between the barely-keeping-it-together hero and the confused-yet-slightly-concerned villain.

The criminal cleared their throat, shifting in their seat. “I-uhhh… I can, uhm, take a look under the hood, if you’d like?” At the sight of the unmoved hero they continued. “Took a few mechanic courses as a kid, might be able to help?”

Hero sighed, today couldn’t get any worse, right?

With a few opening and closings of the squad doors and a quick unlocking of the villain’s cuffs, they were all set. Villain gingerly looking through the maze of mechanics under the hood of the car while Hero did their best not to cry.

When Villain had mentioned that they might be able to help, Hero honestly hadn’t thought much of it. They expected an escape attempt at best from the other, not a flawless mastermind working away diligently.

Almost as quickly as Hero had popped the hood, Villain had slammed it shut. Wiping off their grease stained hands on their pants.

“That should do it! Wish I could work you like I did this car~” Villain snickered, leaning back against the grill.

Hero stood and stared, mouth agape in awe. “That was incredible… Y-You are incredible…”

Immediately, the villain lit up a bright red. All of their casualness and lousy posture was straightened in a second.

“O-Oh… U-uh, than—”

“Your hands, your mind, your skill. Villain, that was outstanding. You’re a genius…” Hero seemed completely lost in thought with their rambling. Too taken aback by what they had just witnessed to even register the growing red on their enemy’s cheeks.

Villain didn’t know what to say. Their mouth was open, but no words surfaced. They were much too embarrassed to speak.

“Holy shit, I would pay good money just to watch your hands work like that again…”

Compliment after praise after compliment, Villain couldn’t catch a break. And when Hero decided to snap back to reality to register the villain’s flushed complexion, they realized they finally understood their mentor’s lesson.

#FLUSTERED VILLAIN IN THE HOUSE #its so early #someone please help #why am i up at this ungodly hour #LOVE YALL #YOUR HERO WHUMP WAS CRAZYYYY #hero x villain #villain #villain x hero #hero #drabbles #fantasy #imagines #scenarios #oneshots #hero and villain #villain and hero #heroes #villains #villains x heroes #heroes x villains #villains and heroes #heroes and villains #flustered villain #flirty hero #flustered villain x flirty hero #Flirty hero x flustered villain

[mashtyxchaosgremlin]

Oh HELL no

#dbd #dead by daylight #dbd survivor #oni #the oni #the oni dbd #dbd oni #kazan yamaoka #someone please help #fuck this shit i'm out #dbd killer #nea karlsson #my little oni

[the-stone-of-queer]

#someone please help #ted lasso s3 #Ted lasso #ted lasso s3 spoilers #ted lasso spoilers

[pearlypairings]

Remembering you standing quiet in the rain As I ran to your heart to be near And we kissed as the sky fell in, holding you close How I always held close in your fear - The Cure

#jonathan x chrissy #that's it #that's the post #someone please help #I can't stop making these pretty vision boards #someone else please write some fluff and angst for these two #I can't be the only one lol #jonathan byers #chrissy cunningham #jonathan byers x chrissy cunningham #cheerbyers #photocheer #stranger things rarepair

[barrel-crow-n]

Mal: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Alina, to Nikolai who has his arms around Mal: It’s my turn to cuddle Mal.

Nikolai: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

#UGH I HAVE THIS AMAZING ART IDEA BUT I DON'T HAVE THE SKILL #bascially I'm imagining mal saying the first line #alina coming over to stand by the bed and saying her bit #and then nikolai answering her whilst mal just has a 😑 look on his face squished against nikolai's side #someone please help #grishaverse #shadow and bone #malkolina #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov

[imagobin]

New goofy yet threatening villain detected

I'm like a month late to this, but why did they make Ao Guang so fruity in this Netflix adaptation tho? I'm in tears I love him.

The Kaiju form was a bit sus idk if giving him tits & jiggle physics was that necessary fhgjkd but he's still a cutie, I'm gonna boop this goober's snoot even if it costs me my life.

#netflix monkey king #monkey king #monkey king 2023 #the monkey king #dragon king #ao guang #the movie was mid but i still thought it was funny #and so continues my endless crushing on silly villains #someone please help #does this make me a furry?

[queer-reader-07]

this is kind of embarrassing but can somebody please explain why everyone lost their goddamn minds over “aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear” in the 1941 minisode?

like i don’t know if it’s the autism or the asexuality or both or neither but i genuinely do not understand what is so romantic (??) or sexual (??????) about that line.

i’m being so real when i say this: explain it to me like i’m five

#genuinely don’t get it and would really love to cuz i keep seeing posts of people just screaming abt that line #and i’m over here like ‘is it not just aziraphale giving crowley instructions???’ #this is actually very embarrassing but i’m tired of not knowing #someone please help #1941 minisode #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable wives #ineffable idiots #anthony j crowley

[liafromtheblock]

i'm literally BEGGING for more house of anubis fics since it's getting popular again and there's hardly any on here.

#house of anubis #hoa #sibuna #jerome clarke #i need more jerome x reader #fabian rutter #alfie lewis #eddie miller #fabian eddie and alfie deserve love too #why isn't there any other x reader's on tumblr #i would do it myself but i'm a shit writer #someone please help

[gendiebrainrotreceipts]

Are gendies alright? https://www.tumblr.com/para-palace/729637575135985664/vulnphilia-and-autovulnphilia?source=share&ref=_tumblr

I am speachless.

#someone please help #gendie brainrot receipts #radfem safe #gender critical

[idiot-mushroom]

i’m pretty sure i’m neurodivergent bc i just spent an hour drawing and watching ben 10, but i could be wrong <— is already getting an adhd evaluation

#it’s taken over my life #i sleep eat and breathe ben 10 now and i think it’s pushing my tmnt hyperfixation out #someone please help #shroom talks

[smiletime-circus-shitposts]

Not exactly related to the circus, but three of us created whatever the fuck these things are (and daze gave them lore!)

So enjoy these I guess?

#The Family #whiteboard #whiteboard Tom #why did we make these? #someone please help #eddsworld #eddsworld tom

[starryrock]

Okay I’ve never written fanfic before but I have an idea for obligatory HP crossover #49 except TWST get sent to the HP universe and everyone suffers.

Idea 1: Masquerade Event gone horribly wrong because this is NOT the school we’re supposed to be at. (Dark Mirror sends Masquerade Group to the Triwizard Tournament instead of Fleur City. Possibly easier to figure out an ending after all that weirdness happens.)

Idea 2: Freshmen (+ maybe Ortho) sleepover after [insert whatever Chapter would best fit, maybe 4]. Yuu’s mirror does some funky stuff and OH LORD, THAT’S NOT MICKEY (pending idea is that they try doing some “Bloody Mary” type sleepover game and it’s actually a ritual). They are then spit out in Hogwarts, don’t know where or when yet. There will be lots of fighting and yelling at first (and throughout but especially at first).

The biggest problem is that I actually never read any Harry Potters books ever. I’ve seen maybe 2.5 movies and the rest of my knowledge comes from character analysis videos and more crossover fics. And I actually kinda wanna make this good too. I hate crossovers that clearly show favoritism to one media, instead of using both to expand the characters. If you know anything about HP let me know because I have ideas but no knowledge.

#also obligatory “hate Rowling” because none of these character would ever be transphobic. #rockie talkies #harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter fanfiction #idk what to tag and I’m scared #beta request #??? idk #i’ve never written a fic before #twisted wonderland #twst fanfic #hp fanfic #someone please help #lord this post is so cringe. but I don’t know where else to put my ideas #twisted wonderland au #twst au #fanfiction

[just-another-rainy-day]

Does anyone in the fencing community have any thoughts on whether pistol or French grip is better for epee? Bc I’m fairly new to epee and I’ve been trying out both and I love the control I get with the pistol grip (my point control is shitty with a French) but I also love the reach of the French grip. I’m much better at counter-attacks than I am with parries and I know that falls more under a French but I just??? Don’t know???

Any thoughts would be appreciated

#fencing #epee #someone please help #foil #saber #French grip #pistol grip #swords