#someone please write a fic about this

[hammerhead-jpg]

So redacted nation we can all agree that David and Asher kissed at one point in their life right?

#like on the lips? #like they definitely kissed because they were scared they didn't know how to kiss well #and then right after were like 'ugh... okay let's never do that again ever' #someone please write a fic about this #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redactedverse #redacted memes #redacted david shaw #redacted david #redacted asher talbot #redacted asher

[thedynamicworm]

You know what? I have a new head canon now. Palpatine and yoda hated each other even before he was suspected by the Jedi council. It’s not even political, they just hate each other personally.

I was just rewatching revenge of the sith, and I got to the battle between palpatine and yoda, and I have to say it’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

Palpatine kept trying to get yoda assassinated during the war (let’s just say it happened offscreen since this is a head canon), and yoda of course lived, but it all clicks when o66 happened, hence yoda being like “Surprised? Surprised you are?”

I feel like if they hated each other beforehand it would make sense why they weren’t actually going lightsaber to lightsaber most of the time. Literally the first thing they do is throw each other across the room after yoda shows up talking shit about Palpatine’s apprentice acquisition skills. Then they get to the senate chambers and palps is chucking senate pods like there’s no tomorrow while cackling his head off. Man was having the time of his life in this scene. You only get that kind of energy when you’re finally allowed to try to kill That One Bitch.

#star wars au #star wars #star wars the clone wars #sheev palpatine #yoda #star wars headcanon #head canon #i think their rivalry started when yoda made a backhanded compliment on palpatines robes #And spiraled from there #Someone please write a fic about this

[noelle151]

I want to see like in 6×18 and Eddie's trapped. He thinks he's gonna die alone or something so he records his last words in his phone (let's assume he has it on him) then passes out because of the lack of oxygen and misses Buck finds him. And when Buck sees him laying there he thinks he's too late.

Anyway after the first aid procedure Eddie's awake, and the first thing he does is to hug Buck, like bury his face in his neck type of hug, then under Bobby's commend and Buck's puppy eyes Eddie agrees to go to the hospital to get checked up.

Scene cut to Eddie being in the hospital room alone. He looks at the recording of his final words in his phone and is going to delete it, but just as he's about to do so Buck walks in, and in panic Eddie accidentally hit the play button. He is going to stop playing but Buck stops him. They listen to it quietly and afterwords Buck confesses

#911 fox #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #buddie #eddie daiz #911 abc #headcanon #if anyone has already post similar ideas to this please tell me #someone please write a fic about this

[ziggy-the-moon-man]

Barbie listens to Silk Chiffon by MUNA and the first thing that comes to her mind is Gloria.

#that's it #that's the post #someone please write a fic about this #i would really appreciate it #and if it already exists please write the name in the comments #glorbie #barbie x gloria #barbie 2023 #gloria #wlw #barbie prompt

[magicpotatothoughts]

Corporal slave Ling Wen and unbothered farmer queen Yushi Huang is an underrated ship like Ling Wen gets heartwarmed by Yushi’s daily delivery of fresh veggies, slowly sheds her own internalised toxic productivity and influenced by Yushi’s chill attitude towards heavenly affairs is the healthiest sapphic ship if I ever saw one.

Like damn even the thought of shoe-seller Ling Wen literarily under-appreciated by her own country deciding to switch sides and entering the Kingdom of Yushi as a disguised male scholar with an arranged marriage AU to youngest daughter of Yushi has such ✨deLiciOus✨ potential! Imagine their combined political intelligence ACHIEVING WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE TOO EASY FOR THESE GIRLIES

#too powerful #someone please write a fic about this #if only I had time and talent and Ling Wen’s literary skills #linghuang #ling wen #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #yushi huang #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #4:46am thoughts #w/w #sapphic #power couple #op

[artidoesthings]

ok so me and my friend diino were talking so.

human aus? boring as shit (to us)

human aus where its a non-human character turned human? Cool shit.

human aus where its a non-human character turned human and they dont remember their original world and the memories come back? COOLEST SHIT

#arti says things #fanfic ideas #someone please write a fic about this #human au #Someone can come and explain the appeal of human AUs if you want

[liquidpaperfoundation]

The fact that the doubling charm in Harry Potter makes each end product half as good as the original is so rife with fanfic potential. Imagine a wizard grifter using the spell to crank out 128 pieces of cheap crap that look identical to a well made product but break within a week. Imagine a wizard trying to diet and save money at the same time by duplicating all their food so it's twice as filling but half the calories.

#This idea has been rattling around in my brain #Someone please write a fic about this #Harry Potter

[mariagreenwoodart]

I platonically ship moondrop and the puppet.

#fnaf #fnaf sb #moon and Charlie would be besties tho #someone please write a fic about this #oh wait #I have wattpad #moondrop #Charlie Emily

[bejeweledbaby]

obsessed with fics where steve and eddie were each other's first kiss when they were children but they don't connect the dots when they meet again as adults. Neither realize that this eddie is that eddie and this steve is that steve.

let me set the scene:

the older kids are having a small get together at steve's place and they're all sharing their first kiss stories. eddie starts regaling the group with the story of his first kiss with this beautiful boy at summer camp who had gorgeous hazel eyes and the softest hair. steve thinks the story sounds a little too similar to his first kiss. he starts connecting the dots when he realizes the chocolate button doe eyes he used to dream about years ago are the same chocolate button doe eyes he's been dreaming about in recent months. when it's steve's turn to share his first kiss story, he's like, "well, actually you've already heard it." and now eddie's connected the dots and pulls him into the bathroom to kiss about it. and there's some heartfelt love confessions and then they ride off into the sunset together.

#i could've totally articulated this better #i am not a writer but i am always thinking about steddie meeting at summer camp and then never seeing each other again #and when they do they don't realize who the other person is #anyway #if someone wants to write a fic or rec me a fic about this #please do #like please please please please #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things

[dear-ao3]

#bet you anything katya doesnt remember sending this to me #not a tag #from saph #someone please write fic about this

[helpimstuckposting]

Stop stop stop stop immortal Eddie who had Steve centuries ago and he’s gone now, but souls in the afterlife are maintained as long as their names are said in the living world and Eddie whispers Steve’s name every morning just so he doesn’t forget him. Steve, who can’t figure out how he could still possibly be remembered after hundreds of years, but is offered to go back down to the living world as a reincarnation. He finds out Eddie is immortal and that’s how he survived in the afterlife for so long, and even though he’s Steve Harrington now and has a different face, he still tries to get Eddie to fall in love with him again

#saw a random writing prompt and this popped into my head #😭😭😭 #someone please write this I don’t think I’m good enough lol #I can’t stop thinking about this now #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson #stranger things fanfiction #fic idea

[madelynraemunson]

🖤BATTLE OF THE BANDS x ST CAST x MOOD BOARD🎸🤘🏼❤️‍🔥

#someone write a fic about this please #stranger things #stranger things cast #Eduardo Franco #Finn wolfhard #Maya hawke #Jamie campbell bower #Joseph quinn #Charlie heaton #Joe keery #Sadie sink #argyle #Mike wheeler #Robin Buckley #Henry creel #Peter ballard #eddie munson #Jonathan Byers #max mayfield #stranger things mood board #stranger things 4 #stranger things 5 #stranger things writers #maddy’s mood boards 🎭

[pitifulwolves]

Mirage not understanding the difference between romantic and platonic pet names and calling Noah baby girl

#Mirage x noah #noah diaz #mirage #transformers #god someone please write a fic about this #If no one else does I will

[madwcman]

cowboy! remus fic when????

ac: sophithil and likeafunerall (both on insta)

edit: i made a cowboy! remus fic 🫣

#remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x gn!reader #remus lupin x fem!reader #cowboy!remus lupin #remus lupin x you #remus lupin x y/n #remus lupin imagine #remus lupin fluff #remus lupin smut #remus lupin fic #someone please write this #the marauders #the marauders fandom #i need cowboy!remus #kiyah talks a lot​‧₊˚ ✩ #likeafunerall!remus #remus lupin is my bf (real!) #kiyahs daily rant about remus 🎀

[cirrus-ghoulette]

Thinking about Aurora having her first heat topside, but rather than being horny, she's just... Achey.

She gets all the tummy rubs from the pack members that go into heat, and the ghouls that go into rut get hissed at for even staring in her direction.

Cirrus and Cumulus, especially, are VERY protective of Aurora during this time.

Cirrus likes to curl up round Aurora and bare her teeth at anyone who stares, like "This is my babygirl and she has a sore tummy and if any one of you even THINKS horny thoughts, I will attack you."

#Someone please write a fic about this I'm begging #ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa emeritus #headcanons #Aurora #Aurora ghoulette #Cirrus #Cirrus ghoulette #Cumulus #Cumulus ghoulette #Ghoulette #Nameless ghoul #Nameless ghoulette

[marcell-arts]

fire emblem three pirates: pirates of fodlan 

(headcanon notes under the cut)

Black Eagle Pirates

Captain Edelgard ‘The Emperor’ Hresvelg’s outfit is mostly appropriated from the royal navy which drives the Church insane. 

Their flag is a skull looking towards the future, with three swords behind it spread like eagle wings

Edelgard’s first mate Hubert keeps a flock of messenger eagles which Edelgard borrows from regularly so she can have a menacing black parrot eagle on her shoulder when she needs to make a public appearance

The Adrestian Empire is the British Empire in this context. They are the largest pirate fleet in the Adrestian sea.

The Black Eagle pirates are known for employing and promoting pirates despite their previous status in society, so slaves, commoners, nobility, military and destitute men/women have an equal chance to be given high ranks and even ships in Edelgard’s fleet. A popular idea amongst pirates.

Blue Lion Pirates

Captain Dimitri ‘Le Sanglier’ (The Mad Boar) Blaiddyd has a bloodthirsty reputation that precedes him. His outfit is heavily inspired by Barbossa from PotC because he’s a dramatic goth pirate

Dimitri’s eyepatch is just so good here. My bro told me to give him a peg-leg too and a hook hand but I don’t think I can just lop off half his limbs like that.

Their flag is a skull baring lion’s teeth. The crossbones behind the skull represent revenge for the dead. 

The Kingdom of Faerghus are the French in this context. They are not the wealthiest pirates but are hardy and difficult to catch.

The Blue Lion Pirates are not looking for gold in particular, but out for revenge and justice. They are notably more patriotic than other pirates, and strategically target certain ships and ports when plundering, while leaving others completely unharmed. Those who cross them at sea never know whether they will face the Mad Boar’s wrath, or his mercy.

Golden Deer Pirates

Captain Claude ‘The Schemer’ Riegan is an enigmatic pirate with unknown origins. His outfit is inspired by real life pirate Calico Jack Rackham, who was known for wearing flashy gaudy clothing. 

Their flag is a skull with two crossed swords behind it, whose hilts are often mistaken for horns. 

The Leicester Alliance are the Spanish in this context, and Almyra is the Moghul Empire. 

No one knows what the Golden Deer pirates are here for exactly, but they know how to have a good time. They are famous for accepting any man from any nationality, and are the most racially diverse and multilingual pirates of the region. They are also famous for throwing the wildest parties and feasts after a good raid, and are often spotted running away from angry locals after having too much fun in town.

#fire emblem #fe3h #edelgard von hresvelg #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von riegan #hubert von ves #dedue molin #hilda goneril #um so im like obsessed with pirates #and have been listening to a podcast about historical pirates that has gotten me obsessed again #sooooo #someone write this fic for me please #i started it but i cant finish it