#someone slap me

[icallhimjoey]

#someone slap me #wtf #joe quinn #joseph quinn

[jjkeverlast]

sigh it’s that time of the month where i, yet again, am brainrotted by dad!jk with a baby boy. my god someone slap some sense into me, i’ve gone fucking mad cause all i see is jungkook taking naps on the couch with his son curled around him, pouty face that matches his dads as they snore in a synchronized rhythm. i see his baby boy crawling all excitedly when he finally learns to do so and jungkook attacking his cheeks with kisses when he finally lands on top of him cooing in excitement. i’ve gone fucking mad. goodbye.

#dad jk agenda yet again #jeon jungkook #jungkook #me and my thoughts ✨✨✨ #someone slap me #lati updates

[adeceasedtulip]

for those who aren't on twitter.

#ao3 #fanfic #this is a nightmare #someone slap me

[corpiote]

I used 15 tears of solomon bc I didn't read when clicking through an unholy board

#sigh #this happened like 2 days ago but im still thinking abt it #i had 27 🥲 #whb #someone slap me #text #i swear i can read #ok apparently this is relatable so ill add the other tags lolol #what in hell is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #prettybusy

[badnoahmens]

#get out #someone slap me #bad omens #bad omens band #noah sebastian

[larz-barz]

why am i doing this to myself..?😭

#larz talks #lala rambles #SJSJSBSBSBS #SOMEONE SLAP ME #IM DYING INSIDE

[lxm-memories]

NO ONE TOUCH ME MY GIRLS ARE GETTING NEW OUTFITS AFTER A WHOLE ASS YEAR THEY YHEY THEY THEM THEM OBSYDIA MDKAHDLS

new outfit took so long their hair grew

#SOMEONE SLAP ME #SOMEONE HOLD ME #MY GIRLS #nijisanji #nijisanji en #selen tatsuki #rosemi lovelock #petra gurin

[floscaedis]

consider this a cheeky

inbox call~.

#i thought id made everything genuinly- #my fuckin stupid ass only forgot DASH HEADERS DIDN'T I duHHH #someone slap me #(inboxcall.)

[sukunasdirtylaugh]

now I get why people complain about thesis' so much

#like #you mean to tell me I have to rewrite my thesis again? #don't even get me started on literature reviews #I hate them so much :( #like I'm ok with the methodology and things that make it science-y #but my problem is the review or more so the format? #maybe I should not have picked a topic that isn't researched that well enough #thats my punishment #little old me wants to 'change the world!' with this paper #someone slap me #nvm #you know what does sound good? having a nanami or a gojo come back from behind me with some hot chocolate #someone please spoil me #no ugh #why am I like this

[silxani]

oh my god. i just realised my pc was on night light mode this whole time... no wonder the colours were so off when I was drawing spider!sam.

#i was looking at the photo on my phone and only just noticed #the one time i decide to use colour in my drawing this happens #someone slap me

[autogeneity]

ugh, why is it so easy to derail me from the simplest not-even-tasks

like I was tired and about to go to bed, but I'd agreed to sew something for someone by tomorrow, so I pushed myself into doing that instead

but now, I am still sleepy, but apparently removed from the state that has a "go to bed" function and am instead in ??? limbo

I have a sense it has something to do with stimulation levels changed and now need to be changed again (up or down?)

#m #whining #what is the secret transition mechanism to escape limbo #someone slap me #I have actually genuinely had some success with surprise as a switching enabler / blockage breaker #adhd

[rainiiisspamming]

i am bored. i have to do the dishes and clean my apartment and do laundry and get dinner ready for tonight and prepare my bag for uni but I AM BORED

#stuck on the couch #not doing anything #i have so much shit to do #someone slap me #so i get to work #HELP #send help #fuck #raine is going insane

[effervescentdragon]

he cant be blond he cant be blond he cant be blond i cant have him be blond

#crisis crisis crisis #ANYWAYS #someone slap me #everything is annoying #including ME

[madness-and-brilliancee]

haven’t watched miraculous ladybug in years and when i tell you i fell out of my bed at the marichat kiss scene--

#THEY KISSED #AND IT WASNT A DREAM #OR AN AKUMA #ITS REAL #SOMEONE SLAP ME #marichat #miraculous ladybug #mlb

[babbybruh]

the involuntary SCREAM that just came out of me i am so sorry to everyone within a 100 mile radius I was not prepared I just want to bite his tummy that is all

#love #pedro pascal #pedro post #tummy #tummy appreciation #omg #i'm literally having a heart attack #going feral #i'm going to lose my mind #i cannot handle it #someone slap me #be still my beating vagina

[almostdeath]

I wanna write- but I cant- but I wanna.

Just wanna write about pumpkin husbands. Them just getting home, soaking wet after getting under rain, changing clothes into something more casual, making some tea or coffee and cuddling under the same blanket while sitting on the couch-

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Pick up the pen, start writing-

#dream smp #dsmp #schlackity #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #I want to write #I have the ideas #I dont have the physical will- #someone slap me #but gently or I will cry #Dream looks cute by the way